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>>32985TOP. FUCKING. KEK!
>>32986You know that scene from "No Country for Old Men" where the main character stumbles upon a group of like 20 dead people who had been engaged in a drug deal, but every single one of them was murdered in a fight between the two sides? You're going to do that one of these days
>>32987Thez twiddles the ring on her finger, made out of Infernius' horn.
"Any other questions?"
>>32989luckily for you i dont like haggis.
>>32990>Torc's faggot logs on"Hey guys sorry... I'm... late... fuck"
>Trump has died from falling of Tracy during space sex and kept rolling 1s>Tracy rolled multiple 1s, cauing her to fall on her knife 23 times shouting "ET TU TRUMPUS? THEN FALL TRACY">Infernius pissed off Thez and Hitler at the same time, causing both to kill him at the same timeAnd thats how I'll log on to find everyone dead
>>32994i would be more scared of thez than hitler desu.
>>32996U should be, Thez will keep you alive.
>>32998"me glad you came to get me thez."
*manly tears*
"me am so glad me met you!"
>>32994>Dies from space sexI am okay with this
>>32999>>33000>>33001>>33002*Wobbles forward, appreciating newfound freedom, if somewhat inhibited in walking*
>>33003She rolls her eyes. "Keep it together big guy. Of course I'd come for you, you're mine to claim. Still, we're not out of the woods yet."
"Where are we again? I shouldn't have brought that flask..."
>>33002>>33004Keks
No Trump, you die from falling a terminal velocity from space
>>33006*small bear(bull?) hug*
*sets down thez*
"does anyone have a weapon me can use?"
>>33007Wobbling over to Torcuil, Trumpaladin says "On a Catwalk deeper in the facility. Near interrogation rooms"
>>33008"We nabbed a war-hammer from Dick, otherwise there's this,..." she says, twirling a double-bladed Glaive, made using the staff (broom) and the blades (also broom) she's used before, except all in one singular package.
>>33009>wobblingKek
"Ah. so, Does anyone have fucking plan before I fuck everything up like always?"
>>33011"The last of my will is gone. Do as you will. I have nothing"
>>33010"two blades? uh me not sure i can use that."
>>33011"me have no idea whats going on, or where we are,"
>>33013"Fucking pussy"
>>33014A glaive is a pole arm, Imagine a long stick with 2 blades at one end
"Hmm, Thez any thoughts?"
>>33015"Hard to say. But I am out."
*sits down on the catwalk, since no other course of action seems desirable*
>>33017"It's hardly the circumstances. I've been wearing down for a very long time now. Slowly drained."
>>33013>The last of my will is gone. Do as you will.[sinister plotting intensifies]
>>33020>rape>>33019"You know, thats very un-leader-like for someone who always acts like our leader.
What would Trump say if he where here?"
>>33014I think you misunderstand. Its got two blades (like a battle axe) except they're straight blades instead of curved.
>>33019Thez sits down next to him.
"We
have been at it for about 3 mos straight, most of the weekend and sparsely throughout the week. I've been thinking of asserting a recess myself"
>>33021*gazes dreamily*
[affectionate pony noises]
*nuzzles*
>>33022"To you? My guess is 'you're fired' after that stunt you pulled last night. But more seriously, he'd say 'why the hell did I think becoming president at age 70 was a good idea"
>>33024*pet's pony, but it's with that sort of reticence he always has, like he's uncertain*
>>33023*hugs Thez deeply*
>>33025>>33027Same
Maybe would could just shitpost until Christmas, have some character interaction and buildtheir relationships with each other, finalize some character sheets and shit then pick up the campaigning afterwards?
>>33026"Sorry, it was a fucking mistake."
>deeply*bigly
>>33025>>33027"Oh don't look at me that way. I'm not saying "No moar game!", I'm suggesting maybe taking a weekend off. The game is supposed to be fun, but not at the expense of other responsibilities or obligations. I'm particularly guilty of that last bit, desu."
>>33028>>33029"This. We'll still have thread, and I can whip up a decent escape (Court City remaining unresolved, as I had hoped it would). We'll still have thread to bantz and fun/shitpost, but I could use a weekend that isn't,... decided/spoken-for, and not just me either."
>>33033That's bullshit, but do it anyway.
>>33032Then its settled, LET THE SHITPOSTING COMMENCE
>And my computer will be fixed this weekend so will be nice>>33034Unless you are alergic
>>33032>escape>Court City remaining unresolvedSo then, where are we going to leave off from now until the next session resumes?