/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>33265
D'aww, I love Tracy being cute

>>33266
Done.

*brushes teeth*
\r

>>33267
i hope you pass man.

>>33233
You'll need to roll a 1d2. Rolling a 1 means you end up with an extra pair of chopsticks.
>>33263
Technically everyone's still at Court City, but that's cuz I was waiting to hear from you before deciding what happens next.
>>33266
Faggot brit? Do you mean that faggot brit, or did I miss something.

Lastly: >>33225
>less prolific
Hardly, this thread keeps me glued to the site, and I usually have one window in thread, and the other window on Home or Overboard, refreshing every few minutes. One can tell by the flags that Infernius and Torcuil's players post regularly, often during active game sessions. The only ones I can't comment on are Tracy's and Trump's, being both burgers.
>generals
I'm not sure I follow, unless you're talking about dedicated anons and lots of bread filling up the catalog. The alternative would be to take the game entirely to an off-site resource or program, which I'm not unwilling to do but would defeat many of the salient purposes.

Also if Infernius didn't keep playing, Thez would probably kill everyone, at least once.
"I'nis!!!!" flying tackle-hug.

>>33269
a brit was being a fag in the anon filly thread.
>>33270
"aw me love you too ~Gilly <3"

How long has Darkie been alone in the Entertron? A week in game time? I wonder if he's ready to talk yet.
>inb4 nobody feels like doing it and the poor bastard has to wait there another week

>>33273
About three days in my estimation of game time

Wait. That's wrong. Maybe four days?

>>33272
Oh, you'd have been fine in the aftermath. Have I mentioned I don't do the standard -1 Con for every resurrection?

>>33269
>1d2
They're connected, aren't they?
I just want to clarify, for future stealing.

>>33277
Yeah, I noticed that, but I've still been careful about not-dying..

>>33276
Make him wait another two
>>33278
Rude

>>33278
The Chopstick is a singular item. When its broken in two, you find yourself holding 2 pairs of unbroken chopsticks. One makes instant noodo, the other makes more chopsticks.

>>33277
Reeeeee. It's the thought behind killing or not that matters. I haven't any players, though I've been sorely tempted to. Also, I've been extremely careful not to die
>>33280
Kek, why not?

>>33280
Not [i]just from him.

>>33281
i want anon filly as an apprentice.

>>33281
*chopsticks are
Basically its an item that duplicates its self, and can provide nourishment on the go. It also allows GM to troll a bit if bad dice rolls.
>>33284
Now when you say that, do you mean you want anon-filly as n apprentice, or do you mean Infernius wants,... cuz in that case, you would be Infernius' apprentice,....

[1d20 = 3]
>>33283
>stealing
Oh yeah? You think you can steal?

*steals pony*

>>33286
Uh... Can we add my attack and strength bonus to that? +21

>>33285
yes.

>>33287
Nope, stealing is a Dex-based skill

>>33288
So both then? Xp

>>33284
>>33285
Hey Torc already claimed her as his daughter

[1d20 = 19]
>>33286
helps steal pony

>>33289
But what I am stealing is a pony. Functionally I think that is accomplished by a grapple

>>33290
both.
>>33291
when?

>>33292
Kek, you gotta good roll there. I want to keep the murder horse though

>>33291
He's talking about Anonfilly, not Norfilly,... who is either sleeping adorably or gathering sticks for the most epic fasces ever
>>33293
True, that requires a grapple AND a pin.

>>33295
shes all yours, i was just assisting.

>>33297
Max dex bonus of +1 cuz full plate, the swank suit weighs and counts as clothing.

>>33299
It has to be hot and stuffy as fuck though.

>>33300
You better believe it!
33333 get imminently detected

[1d20 = 20]
>>33298
D'aww thanks

>>33296
Pins pony

By the way, if we're going to rape characters, is that a grapple and a pin? What are the rolls for that?

>>33303
*Licks face*

>>33301
>rapes thez
i gotta sleep boys the trauma of having teeth ripped out of your skull tires a guy out.

>>33303
Wait, are you really going to do it in the dungeon, right over Duck Cheney's freshly-stripped dead body?

>>33303
>20
Oh so stolen
>rape requires 1 a successful grapple, 2 a successful pin, and 3 a successful,... insert (with a negative modifier, cuz if its >rape, they're struggling against it)
so 1d20, 1d20, 1d20-4
>>33305
I know those feels. Stay classy

>>33307
Oh, she would roleplay the shit out of it, but yeah it wouldn't be rape.

>>33309
Ditto.

>>33294
>>33296
>I'm this retarded
I'm blaming bred lag
>>33305
Night

[1d20 = 20]
>>33304
*licks her right back*
He's got her pinned underneath him

>>33306
I like to think of it more as an industrial shop. Dick cheney's body should be in the other room. But basically yes. Thez, Infernius, Torcuil, and Fae can all watch

>>33308
Hell yes she's stolen

Role to
>rape

>>33312
Dude

>>33312
*Grows to full size*
*Drags them both over Cheney's corpse*
*Is small again*
Get used to it; it's part of being married.

>>33314
>>33312
Torc breifly considers riping his eyes out.
He then decides to pull his hood over his eyes and starts chanting "lalalalala I am not dealing with this fucking bullshit today"

>>33312
>20 on a Rape roll
OH HELL YES

>>33315
20 on a pin roll and 20 on a rape roll means she ain't going anywhere. He now has more strength than a Nightmare. But they can move so Fae isn't watching - again to be polite to Tracy.

>>33315
>*Cums inside pony*