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>>33084I don't understand the question.
Seriously, I don't know of you're being literal, figurative/suggestive, w/e.
Boston Cream, or Neatly shaved/trimmed but not bare.
>>33086>>33088>>33089That comes care of a pair of crochety old fuckers. Its the closest to 'first-hand' reference I have. It could be false, but the degree of detail was,... convincing.
>>33087>>33089Lemon Meringue
>>33090Kinda hard to shave a pastery
>>33091Wuz allowing for nuance of terminology
>>33081I disagree. In the words of Diogenes "if only I could soothe my hunger my rubbing my belly"
>>33084I don't really like pie, or eat it much
>>33085>Tracy Cage manages to achieve one of her major life goals within a week of arriving in the gameWell played
>>33090Oh I'm sure there was all sorts of whatever going on, since the moral decline started in the 1920s, but it couldn't have been anywhere near as bad as 1980
>>33093Night
>>33094>goalsI seem to recall you insisting I participate in getting Tracy hitched to Trump,... which happened,....
>>33094*Rubs belly*
What's your character's goal? Does it allow for settling down with his family in a happy, traditional marriage?
>>33095I think that might have been me...
Sorry i was an,emo fag tonight, i didnt take dr.jews prescription today. I think i might go to sleep if its just shitposting.
>>33097Power, especially over more subjects
Glory, more so from world building than from combat, but combat is nice too
Praise, he likes adoration from subjects the most
Sex, preferably from more partners
Wealth, mostly for financing the above, but it's nice to have nice things
The spread of the one True Faith
The elimination of all threats to the Order that allows his version of society to prosper
Love - genuine affection from those close to him
Elimination of dangerous elements that cannot be trusted
Not necessarily in this order, but it's not a bad approximation either
>Does it allow for settling down with his family in a happy, traditional marriage?Probably, yes. Trumpladin would prefer the Islamic style of marriage, but he can be persuaded into other traditions, like Brigham Young's style of Mormonism
>>33101Y U no just become LE already, so we can cut the LG bullshit?
Fug, I gotta sleep
>>33103Shhhhh, he's building suspense
>>33102Am confused. Do you mean domestic violence is more important to him? Tracy has been a distraction from the real goals, even if an incredible annoying and persistent one
>>33103The Paladin image really helps with his appearance. And it's more fun to kill people in the name of God and Justice and Truth and Good than it is for pretty much any other reason, except probably revenge
>>33105Fine. Mormon, but with one hell of a prenup so she doesn't take her one-sixth share of his property in the divorce
>>33108Well of course not. Trumpaladin gets to write his own marriage contract. He's leaving nothing out of the Art of the Deal
>>33107>Paladin imageMeta Question: Can NPS actually tell our class levels just by looking at us? Because I'm fucked if that's the case.
Do they even necessarily know what the classes mean?
>>33117I didn't think so.
The reputation of a character should be defined by their actions, right? Aside from their observable skills, actions, and context/environment, the roles of PCs should only apparent to the NPCs by what they say/do.
>>33118That's not entirely accurate either, I'm sure rumors have spread and we've gained some renown.
Do the Epic Bonus Feats that the bottom of a class list still require the appropriate prerequisites?
>>33119That's what I meant: it's factor of reputation.
Also, when it was said that Vadereim was a banner sword for killing "Infernals" did that mean Devil's and other creatures of hell, or fiends in general (as in, Demons as well)?
>fiends in general
this i think.
>>33121I thought so.
So then, would Tracy's Command ability apply to fiends in general as well? Nightmares don't have any category other than Fiend (the combination of Outsider and Evil).
>>33122I'm not sure, I'd be best to ask gm about that. But it seems like it would.
>>33123It'd be pretty nifty to Command other Fiends for the time it takes to slay them. Tracy has an monstrous number of hit dice in that form.
>>33124yeah it would be a pretty cool thing for you to have demons mind controlled.
>>33126Well, a Paladin having a Fiend as a mount is already pretty haxx: that kind of convenient trick wouldn't normally be possible, due to the Code for Cohorts.
>>33122>>33124I want to argue with this,but I'm not sure I can. It looks like Tracy could probably mind control almost every type of fiend, including many Devils, succubi, hell hounds, and a list of other things.
>>33128not just any type of fiend either, but a cauchemar nightmare. That's taking one of the more powerful monsters and giving it what is basically the strongest prestige class you can give a monster.
How many ranks in concentration does Tracy have? If she's being ridden, she needs to succeed on a DC 21 concentration check to make it work
>>33126Oh fuck off
>>33139
We've been bullshitting this game the whole time, Mr. Two-Suits-Of-Armor. Anyway, this isn't D&D; it's Mixed Nuts.
Besides, it's just a wet dream for now.
>>33134
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>>33130
STOP DELETING IDEAS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON"T LIKE THEM!
if you dont stop deleting post i swear to god infernuis will kill him self then ill stop posting itts
>>33144
IKR.
It was just funposting. Idk why it's so harmful for anyone to see.
>>33143Stop trying to use that Jew blood cheat to ruin the game. Be grateful that you now have a character with twice the HP of the rest of the party. Don't use it as a freaking shortcut to Godhood
\r
>>33146then YOU have to deal with thezs wrath.
>>33148>ruin the gameWtf?! How does that ruin anything? If the characters get stronger, so will the enemies.
Regardless, that's no excuse to just delet ideas you don't like. You've been doing this for months, and it's insufferable.
>>33151i know its been pissing me off bad, but ive been keeping my mouth shut.
>>33152>ive been keeping my mouthI haven't been so much.. but he just delets whatever I say anyway.
>>33151And you've been abusing the hell out of this for months. Stop it
>>33154why does it trigger you so bad?
>>33156Why does post deletion trigger you?
>>33157because you are censoring me. stop acting like a kike.
>>33158Nigger, if I were censoring you, I'd just ban you. It's way easier and more effective