That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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>>61980>>61982Tracy uses whatever warm bodies that are in front of her to hide, hoping to get a good Sneak Attack, should combat ensure.
>>61982Uh, activation of Earcuff of blinking and Shield bracer if possible.
>>61984Earcuff doesn't function when already ethereal, and the shield bracer is techincally always active
>>61984Tracy activates her Ring of Spell Turning
>>61985Oh...
*mumbled cussing about "well you know, fuck my plans"*
Uh, who want's Bull's Strength?
>>61987Tracy could use some Cat's Grace, or Greater Invisibility.
>>61988Best I can do is normal Invisibility
>>61982Fae Bucks off Lenos, and maybe Stix. I am not sure. He's generally more amiable so she may let him ride her.
I'm feeling super fucking salty right you, so if you all could just be a but light >>61990At the command of her deputy-master, she comes within arms length of Trumpaladin and stands next to him
>>61990I’m confused. Am I thrown off or not? I think it will change a bit of what happens depending on that. Do I roll to determine?
>>61992I think he/she means that upon arrival, Fae dismounts her riders, not a flinging off sort of situation.
>>61992If you had been present earlier there should have been dialogue where Stix first meets Fae and talks to her, then gets on her back. I don't think you need to determine anything now, because the fighting will not be for a very long time
>>61993you hush
>>61994There's time for dialogue and introductions if you want
>>61994Sorry for not being here...
>>61995How do I even begin?
>>61989How about Blur?
I could use some cheap Sneak Attacks (aren't they all).
>>61996I'd go with "thanks for the ride, we haven't been introduced"
>>61997You know we're about to fight undead right?
>>61998>>61996It would have been better on the ship
>>61999No, I don't know that, and neither would Tracy.
>>62000Kekd and checked
>>62001Oh, but you'd miss out on all the fun
>>62002Fucking Kefka and his shitty sense of taste..!
*unintelligible grumbles about no live targets to murder*
>>62007
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>>62006
wut?
>>62010Well... I guess I don’t speak with Fae as my post just got suicided
>>62011I'm going to assume you meant that remark for Fae
"Can
you understand
me, pack horse?"
>>62011Never mind... I’m stupid, wrong number
>>62011Fae does an alignment check on Stix
>>62012“I meant no offense, I just can’t tell what creatures talk here. I’m Stix. Nice to meet you.”
>>62015for a second, Fae is silent. Seriously, what is Stix Alignment? She has a spell that can discern it
>>62016Maybe she can't tell because Stix isn't sure.
>>62016I forgot to make one. Sorry. I would guess Neutral Good or Lawful Good... I’m leaning to neutral good because of Stix’ working outside the law in his story
>>62018Neutral or Chaotic Good is pretty standard for rangers
>>62019>>62018Join the chaotic neutral Master race
Signed, Torc and Mr. Snek
>>62020Checked. This is likely a sign to make that journey later in the story
>>62020I started out as Chaotic neutral.
>>62020>>62021I guess you could say this advice is...
>Puts on sunglasses20/20YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>62018Fae stands before Stix, looking sort of like a guilded and scaled Dire lioness, with a few facial features and the teeth of a Dragon, and the wings as well, which stand up somewhat from her back as they do not seem to have folded neatly. She takes a step forward, bows her head a bit, and seems to blush - as best as a scaled creature could.
"Nice to meet you stix! Forgive my rudeness... to be ordered around by those not in the church can be a bit frustrating... Allow me to Introduce myself. I am the Priest of Football, American, and Elway. You may call me Fae. I come from Remoth's travelling band of felines known as the Guardinal Brigade. It is my duty to spread the truth and goodness of Football across all dimensions. I have been assigned to be the mount of this one here (pointing towards Trumpaladin with a claw) and to work in this world.
I take it that I am still the only volunteer, and you awoke in the rooms?"
>>62024“Yes. I woke up in that tower. I only heard a brief mention of this Football before. I would like to hear about it sometime, but I’m guessing we have more pressing issues. I came here with a few other friends to rescue someone.”
Tracy uses Detect Good, to see if Infernius might be on a nearby floor.
>>62019Can you describe the things on me?
>>62027They're not on him yet, its a "To be continued" freeze frame
>>62027Better run, dude. You're 1 hp without a Divine Focus.
>>62030Bow da dow dow dow dow da dow (buddleduddledoo) Bow da dow dow dow dow da dow
>>62025Fae has an excited look on her face
"Yes yes yes, the cleric of a competing religion got himself captured, and my deputy-commander insists we must go resuce him because he's "our greatest ally," so we have to fight through hordes of undead to get him. This has happened before, nothing new. Anyways, I have so much to tell you about Football! No no, show you! You simply must come to a game sometime!"
>>62029*strikes a cool rogue-tier pose for freeze-frame*
>>62034Thez and Torcuil are still in Ethereal free-fall