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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62209
*sniffs ground, just making sure the acorn is gone*
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62210
62211
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Fucking acorn.
This isn't over.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62211
62212
6T0i2cQ.jpg
>>62210

Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62212
>>62211
Kek
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62213
>>62188
>Looks towards Lenos

On what check? Crafting or use magical device?
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62214
62215
Detect Good to sense traces of magick from that acorn.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62215
62216
>>62214
>Inb4 ded
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62216
>>62215
Like that'll stop me.
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62217
62220
>>62173
*Constructs plaground, school and Gay marriage field behind orphanage*
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62218
62220
Gay marriage
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62219
Futbol
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62220
62221
>>62217
>>62218
Jej!
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62221
62223
>>62220
Haha...
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62222
2000px-Soccer_ball.svg.png
Truncated icosahedron
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62223
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>>62221
He says Nervously
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62228
*takes birdies for a walk*
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62229
62230 62232
So whatever happened to the acorn?
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62230
62231 62232
>>62229
It "disappeared from her hooves", but did it ever reappear?
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62231
62232
>>62230
I'm going to kill that acorn.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62232
Troll Hyde.jpg
>>62229
>>62230
>>62231
She can't just keep getting away with it!
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62233
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If it has hit points, you can break it. Nothing is indestructible.
I will find da wey.
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62234
62279
Hey, Torc, remember to send Felicia back.
Anonymous
+rclB
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No.62252
*feeds birdies*
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62254
*trains*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62265
Fug, we're gonna have a lot of players...
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62266
62268 62276
*continues grinding in holodeck* for combat expertise
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62267
*Grinds in Holodeck for Weapon Focus*
Anonymous
+hx53
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No.62268
62269
>>62266
*trains improved bull rush*
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62269
>>62268
Didn't he do that already with Tracy?
Learn Awesome Blow.
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62270
*brushes birdies*
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62271
62272
>"Torcuil and Death sittin in a tree"
"Damn you"
>"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
"What are you, 10?"
>"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Torcuil pushing a baby carriage."
"I hate you"
>"No you don't"
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62272
62273
>>62271
I love snek and torcs comedy act. Ever think about becoming a comic?
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62273
>>62272
Honestly? No.
Mainly cause I can't draw
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62274
*brushes birdies*
*Fixes their bows*
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62276
>>62266
*training regime abruptly changes to Spring Attack*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62278
62280 62281 62282 62285
Alright then, let's begin. When we last left off in any sort of story-line sense, the party was speeding in their variety of ways to Infernius' rescue/retrieval. Trump, Fae, Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Tracy all stand before a thick set of vault doors, themselves in a room maybe 30'x30'. At the same time, Thez and Torcuil speed toward Infernius through the floor and underground structure of Cardashil via the ethereal plane, this time without the aid of flying midgits.

As the Double doors come forcefully to a halt, they can see the room is dark, apparently having no light source inside. A few dozen feet out, they can see the beginnings of remains, bits and pieces. Beyond that, there begin to be larger portions, legs and arms. Then torsos, then bodies. An eerie silence issues from the open doors.
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62279
>>62234
What spell was used for this anyway? Was it Lesser Planar Binding?
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62280
>>62278
*Is still hiding behind rest of party as cover, hoping for a sneak attack*
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62281
>>62278
>"Uh, where's the idiot who feeds me?"

Meanwhile, on the ethereal plane

Torcuil (not being burdened with leprechauns) says something quite calmly and rationally to Thez.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62282
62289
>>62278
Cast Daylight into the room, if that is possible
Anonymous
v+pQf
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No.62283
62284 62289
Isnt lenos with trump and tracy?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62284
>>62283
Yes, and Stix and Fae in the 30x30 room looking into the dark, opened room
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62285
>>62278
I forget do i have my items or not?
Anonymous
v+pQf
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No.62286
62287 62288
Are there any stix or something rigid at least 2 feet long?
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62287
>>62286
Are you looking for a staff?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62288
>>62286
We have a pony named stix that is at least 2 feet long
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62289
62290 62291 62292 62293
>>62283
Yes, I forgot Lenos in the initial description.
>>62282
Beaming light of purest Footbal springs forth from Trump illuminating further into the room showing further in the amount of debris along into this room is excessive and massive in scale. So much so, that the way in is more of a path of the lowest wedge between two piles. The way forward is narrow and difficult to maneuver.
A *ding!* sound emits from all the assembled IDs.
In response to the sunlight rays that pierce the darkness so obviously a wave of screeching hiss sounds can be heard all over in the distance.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62290
>>62289
*reeeees at hissing*
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62291
62294
>>62289
Trumpaladin checks his ID with a move action, and Detects evil as a standard action. If both are not possible, check ID for the message
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62292
62299
>>62289
*Ducking for cover intensifies*
*Readies weapons*