That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>61616
>Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,… and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,… who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
>tfw your RP character has a better love life than you
>Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,… and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,… who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
>tfw your RP character has a better love life than you
>>61616
Checked!
>Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower
“Sorry nothing interesting happened over at the port, Mr. Snek. I enjoyed your company though.”
Checked!
>Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower
“Sorry nothing interesting happened over at the port, Mr. Snek. I enjoyed your company though.”
>>61620
"The blades will be simple to acquire, we have a warehouse they are being stored at for in cases like this one, but the steak will take a bit more time, as his corpse has already made its way well through several layers of refuse processing. Why do you want the corpse again?" she says, beginning to lead them toward the gates.
"The blades will be simple to acquire, we have a warehouse they are being stored at for in cases like this one, but the steak will take a bit more time, as his corpse has already made its way well through several layers of refuse processing. Why do you want the corpse again?" she says, beginning to lead them toward the gates.
>>61621
"Mostly for the items he was carrying. A sword, some bracers, a special ring. They have both sentimental and utilitarian value. I would also like portions of the other four corpses, which should be right alongside the same corpse as they were picked up at the same time as him. We have a resurrection machine, and I would like to undo some of the harm the rogue caused. She may not care, but I do"
"Mostly for the items he was carrying. A sword, some bracers, a special ring. They have both sentimental and utilitarian value. I would also like portions of the other four corpses, which should be right alongside the same corpse as they were picked up at the same time as him. We have a resurrection machine, and I would like to undo some of the harm the rogue caused. She may not care, but I do"
>>61622
She seems impressed by this. "I had heard that you were unusually principled, I can see that this was not an exaggeration. Unfortunately those other fellows were not as flame retardant as your friend. Their corpses are not recoverable without an ashtray," she says with a callously dismissive smirk, as though they really don't matter to her anyway. "Will your friend the backflipping Monster Truck be joining us?"
She seems impressed by this. "I had heard that you were unusually principled, I can see that this was not an exaggeration. Unfortunately those other fellows were not as flame retardant as your friend. Their corpses are not recoverable without an ashtray," she says with a callously dismissive smirk, as though they really don't matter to her anyway. "Will your friend the backflipping Monster Truck be joining us?"
>>61623
Trumpaladin makes a note to himself about the total cremation of human corpses, the efficiency of it, and something about Auschwitz
"I'm sure you already know who she is. Better not to let her out of our sights.
Are you sure there's not a little bit left?" Holding up his fingers to illustrate
\r
Trumpaladin makes a note to himself about the total cremation of human corpses, the efficiency of it, and something about Auschwitz
"I'm sure you already know who she is. Better not to let her out of our sights.
Are you sure there's not a little bit left?" Holding up his fingers to illustrate
\r
>>61624
"Oh, finding little bits is not a concern, the problem is determining which bits of ash come from the four you are referring to, and which bits originate from other similarly cremated fools, er excuse me, infiltrators. Speaking of which, I can see by the fact that our robots are unconcerned by your presence that you have IDs. Since those 4 were assets of Cardashil, what are your intentions?"
"Oh, finding little bits is not a concern, the problem is determining which bits of ash come from the four you are referring to, and which bits originate from other similarly cremated fools, er excuse me, infiltrators. Speaking of which, I can see by the fact that our robots are unconcerned by your presence that you have IDs. Since those 4 were assets of Cardashil, what are your intentions?"
>>61625
"Well I'd like to resurrect some of these infiltrators as well. We have a qualm with them, same as you. As for the IDs, those were stolen by the rogue. The sole purpose of taking those was to avoid the robots."
"Well I'd like to resurrect some of these infiltrators as well. We have a qualm with them, same as you. As for the IDs, those were stolen by the rogue. The sole purpose of taking those was to avoid the robots."
>>61626
"If you mean the thieves, they have so far evaded capture. Cardashil is always being snuck or broken into. Everyone wants a slice of what we have, but very few have the talent to make it, surely you've seen the line outside. Those four,... wait a second," she turns and fixes Trump with a harsh stare. "Why four IDs?"
"If you mean the thieves, they have so far evaded capture. Cardashil is always being snuck or broken into. Everyone wants a slice of what we have, but very few have the talent to make it, surely you've seen the line outside. Those four,... wait a second," she turns and fixes Trump with a harsh stare. "Why four IDs?"
>>61627
sighs
"I don't know if it's because she likes stealing things, or if she was intending to provide IDs for the other two party members present. One of whom is the burnt steak who did not receive an ID in time, and the other is now outside of Cardishore"
sighs
"I don't know if it's because she likes stealing things, or if she was intending to provide IDs for the other two party members present. One of whom is the burnt steak who did not receive an ID in time, and the other is now outside of Cardishore"
>>61628
"Four of you then," she thinks again for a moment. "I don't suppose your associates are talented in their own right? The steak was certainly courageous, if ill advised,...."
"Four of you then," she thinks again for a moment. "I don't suppose your associates are talented in their own right? The steak was certainly courageous, if ill advised,...."
>>61629
"But of course. The rogue is as talented in disguise, hiding, and thieving as any of those elves, besides other special powers. My associate Fae had finished her third year in Seminary, and is a talented fighter in her own right. Quite fast on her feet, agile, and good looking as well. She's outside. There are more to our group, but they are no where near the city. This was just intended as a detour on a larger trip."
"But of course. The rogue is as talented in disguise, hiding, and thieving as any of those elves, besides other special powers. My associate Fae had finished her third year in Seminary, and is a talented fighter in her own right. Quite fast on her feet, agile, and good looking as well. She's outside. There are more to our group, but they are no where near the city. This was just intended as a detour on a larger trip."
Meanwhile, Torcuil and Death arrive first to Trump Tower, and find Lenos and Thez in an exchange, the latter of whom is almost visibly steaming.
"... last time I let him run off without me! I can't even empathically communicate with him. The only reason I know he's in the shit is because of a dream!" she exclaims as the two of them realize Torcuil and Death's arrival.
>>61630
She smirks, "Cardashil? A detour? What a foolish notion. Still, I would be interested to learn more about what you can do. Perhaps we can work out a business arrangment of sorts," she says as they arrive at the gates.
"... last time I let him run off without me! I can't even empathically communicate with him. The only reason I know he's in the shit is because of a dream!" she exclaims as the two of them realize Torcuil and Death's arrival.
>>61630
She smirks, "Cardashil? A detour? What a foolish notion. Still, I would be interested to learn more about what you can do. Perhaps we can work out a business arrangment of sorts," she says as they arrive at the gates.
>>61631
"Well, I can't say I know much about Cardishore, to be honest. It's reputation does not much extend to Port Barry or to Sparintenar. Even the drow elf we captured only knew you had money. We only know that people go in, but never come out.
Now, tell me more about this business arrangement you have in mind?"
"Well, I can't say I know much about Cardishore, to be honest. It's reputation does not much extend to Port Barry or to Sparintenar. Even the drow elf we captured only knew you had money. We only know that people go in, but never come out.
Now, tell me more about this business arrangement you have in mind?"
>>61632
"Oh, that's not accurate at all. This fair city has contracts all over the world, and for the many who are not accepted as performers, we have a variety of different opportunities for them to seek employment elsewhere. It isn't that they don't return, its that they have more to pursue than to go back to," she says confidently. "As for business, I mean show business! I can already tell you have a flair for the dramatic, I'm sure there are a variety of highly lucrative opportunities, not least the contracts of those four, which as of now are vacant."
"Oh, that's not accurate at all. This fair city has contracts all over the world, and for the many who are not accepted as performers, we have a variety of different opportunities for them to seek employment elsewhere. It isn't that they don't return, its that they have more to pursue than to go back to," she says confidently. "As for business, I mean show business! I can already tell you have a flair for the dramatic, I'm sure there are a variety of highly lucrative opportunities, not least the contracts of those four, which as of now are vacant."
>>61635
Trumpaladin stops before entering the gate
"I must say that I feel like there is more you are not telling me. What is going on in Cardishore? Why was I told of a relation between Durpistan and Cardishore?"
Trumpaladin stops before entering the gate
"I must say that I feel like there is more you are not telling me. What is going on in Cardishore? Why was I told of a relation between Durpistan and Cardishore?"
Season 3
>>61638
"There's plenty I'm not telling you. What, do you expect me to detail the entire infrastructure of the city? Since you mentioned Durpistan, which I hear that some of your associates have laid waste to the place, that was reserved for the absolute dregs who have no business in civilized society. They were given homes, jobs, and a place of relative safety and security, where their incompetence would not affect the world outside it, while helping to resource essential minerals. The loss is not big, and our demand for mining resources is very limited, but other cities and nations might not feel the same."
"There's plenty I'm not telling you. What, do you expect me to detail the entire infrastructure of the city? Since you mentioned Durpistan, which I hear that some of your associates have laid waste to the place, that was reserved for the absolute dregs who have no business in civilized society. They were given homes, jobs, and a place of relative safety and security, where their incompetence would not affect the world outside it, while helping to resource essential minerals. The loss is not big, and our demand for mining resources is very limited, but other cities and nations might not feel the same."
>>61642
sighs again, more loudly
"That was the doing of one member of our group in particular. It took place without my knowledge or consent, and I absolutely would not have approved of it.
Now, are you actually taking me to recover the corpse?"
sighs again, more loudly
"That was the doing of one member of our group in particular. It took place without my knowledge or consent, and I absolutely would not have approved of it.
Now, are you actually taking me to recover the corpse?"
>>61643
"I had thought we would acquire the blades first, since that just amounts to stopping by the warehouse. I also thought we might wait for Mr. Gorplemonger, who seems to be lost in thought."
"I had thought we would acquire the blades first, since that just amounts to stopping by the warehouse. I also thought we might wait for Mr. Gorplemonger, who seems to be lost in thought."
>>61650
"That's what I wanna know! You were driving when everyone left, I'm hoping you can give me an idea where he disembarked."
As she replies, Stix and Snek arrive back at the Tower, in conclusion of their venture.
"That's what I wanna know! You were driving when everyone left, I'm hoping you can give me an idea where he disembarked."
As she replies, Stix and Snek arrive back at the Tower, in conclusion of their venture.
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>>61643
CAST ZONE OF TRUTH on the area of That Bitch
"Alright, let me ask you this more directly. What will be waiting for us on the other side of that portal?"
CAST ZONE OF TRUTH on the area of That Bitch
"Alright, let me ask you this more directly. What will be waiting for us on the other side of that portal?"
>>61656
"Uh, yeah I could. I'll have to get everything ready though."
it is at this point I must leave for a couple hours. Feel free to take over Torc for me GM
Torc turns to Death and apologizes about having to leave early.
"Uh, yeah I could. I'll have to get everything ready though."
it is at this point I must leave for a couple hours. Feel free to take over Torc for me GM
Torc turns to Death and apologizes about having to leave early.
>>61658
Her eyes narrow. "Mr. Trump, I'm not sure what you're on about, but I interpret this as an act of hostility. You expressed an interest in acquiring your ally's equipment, and thats what we are going to do," she says holding up her ID, showing that the location "Surplus Warehouse" has been selected but not activated. "Furthermore, you said that you wish to acquire your foolish friend, and that also is what we are going to do. While I am willing to overlook this insult, you must appreciate that you have no power here, and behavior of this kind will not be tolerated."
>>61660
"Can I watch? I'm not allowed to participate, but it could be fun to tag along, as long as a job doesn't come up."
Her eyes narrow. "Mr. Trump, I'm not sure what you're on about, but I interpret this as an act of hostility. You expressed an interest in acquiring your ally's equipment, and thats what we are going to do," she says holding up her ID, showing that the location "Surplus Warehouse" has been selected but not activated. "Furthermore, you said that you wish to acquire your foolish friend, and that also is what we are going to do. While I am willing to overlook this insult, you must appreciate that you have no power here, and behavior of this kind will not be tolerated."
>>61660
"Can I watch? I'm not allowed to participate, but it could be fun to tag along, as long as a job doesn't come up."
>>61662
He looks at her, then eases up
"Alright. Sorry, I just get paranoid.
To lighten up the mood, why don't you tell me more about yourself? Not trade secrets or trade dress or anything, just those things I should know but don't"
He looks at her, then eases up
"Alright. Sorry, I just get paranoid.
To lighten up the mood, why don't you tell me more about yourself? Not trade secrets or trade dress or anything, just those things I should know but don't"
>>61670
"The Cardashil Administration Agency - CAA - who manages the whole of the city as well as relations with everyone from outside."
"The Cardashil Administration Agency - CAA - who manages the whole of the city as well as relations with everyone from outside."
Meanwhile Thez, satisfied by Torcuil's information turns to Stix, "We might be in for some shit. We still haven't heard back from Trump, Tracy, or Fae either. We might be in for some shit. I'll understand if you don't wish to join us," she says, but then smiles. "I will say though, you impressed me earlier. It takes guts to assault an unknown enemy, especially one that is obviously and readily beating professional peacekeepers."
>>61674
"I'm a little bit of all three. Since I make the most money for the city, I'm the de facto figurehead until someone else succeeds me."
>>61674
"I'm a little bit of all three. Since I make the most money for the city, I'm the de facto figurehead until someone else succeeds me."
>>61676
“Of course I want to come with you guys. I may not be the best fighter, but that isn’t going to stop me from helping out the best I know how. Besides, with you guys on the case, we have this in the bag.”
“Of course I want to come with you guys. I may not be the best fighter, but that isn’t going to stop me from helping out the best I know how. Besides, with you guys on the case, we have this in the bag.”
>>61678
She smiles warmly at this. "I'd hoped you might say that," she says tossing a ring to him. "I figure it should work if you put it on your tail. Otherwise, we can get you a harness or necklace or something.
>Ring of Telekinesis acquired, Stix can now use Telekinesis on command, comparable to a Unicorn, enabling full and unrestricted use of his bow.
>>61677
"Pardon? We do all kinds of media and entertainment, as well as innovating new types and styles."
She smiles warmly at this. "I'd hoped you might say that," she says tossing a ring to him. "I figure it should work if you put it on your tail. Otherwise, we can get you a harness or necklace or something.
>Ring of Telekinesis acquired, Stix can now use Telekinesis on command, comparable to a Unicorn, enabling full and unrestricted use of his bow.
>>61677
"Pardon? We do all kinds of media and entertainment, as well as innovating new types and styles."
>>61680
"Oh really? What's the latest in style?"
Trumpaladin holds up the ID, as if eagerly awaiting what she can show him
"Oh really? What's the latest in style?"
Trumpaladin holds up the ID, as if eagerly awaiting what she can show him
>>61681
"Here's a more recent performance which has been highly acclaimed. You might like it," she replies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsql523bSj4
"Here's a more recent performance which has been highly acclaimed. You might like it," she replies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsql523bSj4
>>61680
“Huh... alright.”
Puts ring on tail
“Kind of a funny thing wear into combat, but I’ll take it.”
“Huh... alright.”
Puts ring on tail
“Kind of a funny thing wear into combat, but I’ll take it.”
>>61682
"Fascinating. I bet our red bull would love that. You sure he'll still be there after we go by the warehouse?"
"Fascinating. I bet our red bull would love that. You sure he'll still be there after we go by the warehouse?"
>>61686
"Who reviews fresh talent? Are the Auditions made into a televised show, or are they behind closed doors?
"Who reviews fresh talent? Are the Auditions made into a televised show, or are they behind closed doors?
>>61687
"Sparintenar," she says grimly, drawing out her disguise mask and placing it on her head like a hat.
>>61688
"Some are, others go through different channels. Its a diverse and elaborate network of application and organization. You'd know all about it if you actually came in the front door," she says with a smirk.
"Sparintenar," she says grimly, drawing out her disguise mask and placing it on her head like a hat.
>>61688
"Some are, others go through different channels. Its a diverse and elaborate network of application and organization. You'd know all about it if you actually came in the front door," she says with a smirk.
>>61689
"Sorry about that..."
looks away
"The rogue seemed to have had a bad experience when she tried that last time.
Anyways, what awaits those who do go through?"
"Sorry about that..."
looks away
"The rogue seemed to have had a bad experience when she tried that last time.
Anyways, what awaits those who do go through?"
>>61690
"Depends on what they can do, how talented they are, the demand for their abilities, and a slough of other considerations. It is a lengthy process and quite tedious, but that's because at the completion of it the applicant can be set up for life to the degree of extravagance that their contracts bring in, not to mention the fame and prestige."
"Depends on what they can do, how talented they are, the demand for their abilities, and a slough of other considerations. It is a lengthy process and quite tedious, but that's because at the completion of it the applicant can be set up for life to the degree of extravagance that their contracts bring in, not to mention the fame and prestige."
>>61694
"Correct, and most don't come to the park. There are cases where the applicant is not talented enough and requires more training (which is provided), or they may not be suited to performing at all and instead are viable in a technical capacity. I really can't imagine this to be very interesting though," she says, showing signs of boredom.
"Correct, and most don't come to the park. There are cases where the applicant is not talented enough and requires more training (which is provided), or they may not be suited to performing at all and instead are viable in a technical capacity. I really can't imagine this to be very interesting though," she says, showing signs of boredom.
>>61695
"Well I am interested in the efficient distribution and utilization of human resources, since it is in a way my own profession. But tell me what is interesting to you"
"Well I am interested in the efficient distribution and utilization of human resources, since it is in a way my own profession. But tell me what is interesting to you"
>>61697
"I am, and little else," she says activating the gate. As the portal opens, through it Trump can see a wide and brightly lit hallway with doors periodically located along the corridor. At the end of the hallway it veers to the right which can't be seen, but not before there's a large door with the words "Confiscations". With only a moment's hesitation, she strides through the gate, waiting for Trump and Tracy on the other side.
"I am, and little else," she says activating the gate. As the portal opens, through it Trump can see a wide and brightly lit hallway with doors periodically located along the corridor. At the end of the hallway it veers to the right which can't be seen, but not before there's a large door with the words "Confiscations". With only a moment's hesitation, she strides through the gate, waiting for Trump and Tracy on the other side.
>>61699
As they step through, the gate closes behind. Looking to his ID, Trump can see that he could activate the gate if he wants per the programming of its previous owner.
In case he's paranoid and thinks he's trapped or something. That bitch leads the way down the hallway arriving at the indicated door which she opens, walks through, and then holds the door open for them to follow. Inside the room there's a window with a door next to it. This room is the same bright white of the hallway, and behind the window is a very short fellow in a midnight blue robe. "ID please, he says, not looking up from his own ID, which he is lazily watching media on.
As they step through, the gate closes behind. Looking to his ID, Trump can see that he could activate the gate if he wants per the programming of its previous owner.
In case he's paranoid and thinks he's trapped or something. That bitch leads the way down the hallway arriving at the indicated door which she opens, walks through, and then holds the door open for them to follow. Inside the room there's a window with a door next to it. This room is the same bright white of the hallway, and behind the window is a very short fellow in a midnight blue robe. "ID please, he says, not looking up from his own ID, which he is lazily watching media on.
Meanwhile back at the Tower, Torcuil leads to the airship taking position at the wheel. Thez opens her bracelet and inspects its contents, nodding with satisfaction as she does so.
*gets disem- bowled*
>>61702
He grabs another device and points it toward Trump, still not looking up from his ID. The device beeps and the short man drones, "Requested belongings?"
He grabs another device and points it toward Trump, still not looking up from his ID. The device beeps and the short man drones, "Requested belongings?"
>>61701
Stix gets onboard the airship
“What do you suppose the situation is over there? What are we up against?”
Stix gets onboard the airship
“What do you suppose the situation is over there? What are we up against?”
Lenos stops buy the bar in the tower to leave his tankard cracks his knuckles rolls hos shoulders and heads for the airship with a very irritated look o. His face
>>61704
This is probably best for TF
"An efficient quiver with a number of knives, both magical and non-magical in nature. They are not under my name, but under something like Tracy Cage or..." *sighing* "'Mrs. Sentry'"
This is probably best for TF
"An efficient quiver with a number of knives, both magical and non-magical in nature. They are not under my name, but under something like Tracy Cage or..." *sighing* "'Mrs. Sentry'"
>>61698
Tracy uses what ever magic she doesn't actually have to reveal illusion, or whatever item she got 4 months ago that hasn't been mentioned until this moment
>"I do not trust this woman. Let me kill her flashy"
Tracy uses what ever magic she doesn't actually have to reveal illusion, or whatever item she got 4 months ago that hasn't been mentioned until this moment
>"I do not trust this woman. Let me kill her flashy"
[3d20 = 22]
[1d20+50 = 68]
>>61700
Bridget pulls out the ID to the page where it would connect with the gate. She practices activating it herself, so she can have a +2 on use magic device checks later. She goes through, only on Brad's insistence.
She searches for traps in stealth, then stealthily moves silently up the hallway, searching for traps. Also roll listen checks. Add +60 modifiers to the last three dice
[1d20+50 = 68]
>>61700
Bridget pulls out the ID to the page where it would connect with the gate. She practices activating it herself, so she can have a +2 on use magic device checks later. She goes through, only on Brad's insistence.
She searches for traps in stealth, then stealthily moves silently up the hallway, searching for traps. Also roll listen checks. Add +60 modifiers to the last three dice
[1d20+26 = 38]
>>61704
Tracy approaches the man in a disguise and makes sure he can't see her. But he tells him her name anyways
In a very stern and irritated voice she says
"The name is 'Mrs. Sentry." I left several of my knives here a while ago. I want them back"
She eyes his device.
Is there like a pen or something that she can steal, or is that attacked to the desk in one of those small bead chains. Either way, she steals it. Rolling sleight of hand.
>>61704
Tracy approaches the man in a disguise and makes sure he can't see her. But he tells him her name anyways
In a very stern and irritated voice she says
"The name is 'Mrs. Sentry." I left several of my knives here a while ago. I want them back"
She eyes his device.
Is there like a pen or something that she can steal, or is that attacked to the desk in one of those small bead chains. Either way, she steals it. Rolling sleight of hand.
"Uhm, yes of course. I will need the proper ID then," he says, appearing obviously nervous to Trump.
[1d20+13 = 20]
>>61714
Rolling to intimidate. Use the Cloak of Initimadation to increase points.
"Give. Me. My. Knives. Their names are 'Dark' and 'Edgy'. "
>>61714
Rolling to intimidate. Use the Cloak of Initimadation to increase points.
"Give. Me. My. Knives. Their names are 'Dark' and 'Edgy'. "
>>61716
"Of course, but I'll need the ID they're associated with, this Mrs. Sentry," he's a little panicked now.
"Of course, but I'll need the ID they're associated with, this Mrs. Sentry," he's a little panicked now.
>>61715
Trumpaladin explains to the man:
"I don't believe she acquired an ID at the time she went through. But this lady right here, she has an ID"
Trumpaladin points to the Bitch, who I'm sure is scary enough to make him shit himself
"Please don't keep her waiting. I am sure she is very busy"
Trumpaladin explains to the man:
"I don't believe she acquired an ID at the time she went through. But this lady right here, she has an ID"
Trumpaladin points to the Bitch, who I'm sure is scary enough to make him shit himself
"Please don't keep her waiting. I am sure she is very busy"
>>61718
"Y, yes. RIght away. Without an ID, that would mean they would be," he gulps audibly, "in miscellaneous."
He looks down at his ID, and keys at it for a moment, peeking at Trump and Tracy nervously as he does so.
"Y, yes. RIght away. Without an ID, that would mean they would be," he gulps audibly, "in miscellaneous."
He looks down at his ID, and keys at it for a moment, peeking at Trump and Tracy nervously as he does so.
>>61719
What kind of objects is he wearing? Does he have any items in his shirt pocket, for instance? Is he in arm's reach?
What kind of objects is he wearing? Does he have any items in his shirt pocket, for instance? Is he in arm's reach?
>>61720
No, he's separated by a window. He's wearing the cloak I mentioned, with his hood down exposing his face. After inputting into his device he just sort of sits there, now visibly sweating, and looking around nervously.
I suppose I should describe him. He bears a resemblance to Bilbo in the Hobbit, but doesn't appear to be a hobbit, he's just short. That bitch however, does look like a hobbit.
No, he's separated by a window. He's wearing the cloak I mentioned, with his hood down exposing his face. After inputting into his device he just sort of sits there, now visibly sweating, and looking around nervously.
I suppose I should describe him. He bears a resemblance to Bilbo in the Hobbit, but doesn't appear to be a hobbit, he's just short. That bitch however, does look like a hobbit.
>>61721
"Damn halfings" Tracy mutters to herself
"Could you hurry it up? I haven't got all day"
Tracy decides to take a page from That Bitch and Bilbo, and looks at her device. She looks at where they are on the map. There's a geolocater, right?
"Damn halfings" Tracy mutters to herself
"Could you hurry it up? I haven't got all day"
Tracy decides to take a page from That Bitch and Bilbo, and looks at her device. She looks at where they are on the map. There's a geolocater, right?
>>61719
"This fine lady told me they were famous enough to become a meme. Surely you know where they are"
"This fine lady told me they were famous enough to become a meme. Surely you know where they are"
>>61724
Stix snickers at Torc’s remark, especially at the fact it happened before. He starts picturing how it would play out.
Stix snickers at Torc’s remark, especially at the fact it happened before. He starts picturing how it would play out.
Someone abused my pet/apprentice there will be blood or ash
*rubs hands maliciously*
*rubs hands maliciously*
>>61730
"Er, a very well... trained... military...
Wanna help me inspect the cannons? I have a feeling we could need them."
"Er, a very well... trained... military...
Wanna help me inspect the cannons? I have a feeling we could need them."
>>61736
"Oh operating them is the easiest part. Hell, even Mr. Snek can do it."
>"Is that an insult?"
"Anyway. I wanna inspect them, because one just recently exploded in the middle of a battle."
"Oh operating them is the easiest part. Hell, even Mr. Snek can do it."
>"Is that an insult?"
"Anyway. I wanna inspect them, because one just recently exploded in the middle of a battle."
>>61739
“You are all insane, but I guess I fit in well. What a welcome though... a ninja bombs me, you fall in from the roof, and things have been mayhem from there. But I like it so far. What are your thoughts on it?”
“You are all insane, but I guess I fit in well. What a welcome though... a ninja bombs me, you fall in from the roof, and things have been mayhem from there. But I like it so far. What are your thoughts on it?”
>>61740
"Eh, I've only been killed once by them so I guess I can't complain. But they're nice, and definitely insane."
"Eh, I've only been killed once by them so I guess I can't complain. But they're nice, and definitely insane."
As everyone gets bored of waiting, and as the short fellow behind the counter gets increasingly anxious, his ID suddenly makes a "Ding". Upon hearing this, the fellow gets observably relieved. He looks up at Tracy and Trump and smiles with a hint of malice.
>cast Teleport Greater
"So long fuckers!" and disappears with a bang.
This was most unexpected, particularly for That Bitch, who had likewise gotten tired of waiting on what should have been a relatively simple process. The attendant is now absent, and Tracy, Trump, and That Bitch, are standing in this waiting-room wondering what just happened.
>cast Teleport Greater
"So long fuckers!" and disappears with a bang.
This was most unexpected, particularly for That Bitch, who had likewise gotten tired of waiting on what should have been a relatively simple process. The attendant is now absent, and Tracy, Trump, and That Bitch, are standing in this waiting-room wondering what just happened.
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At the same time the airship, which has been making expedient progress toward Sparintenar, arrives. I could force those in attendance to struggle through the requisite dialogues to determine where their actual destination is, but that strikes me as cumbersome especially since I overloaded myself with multitasking. Tl;dr, the airship team determines - not before Thez assumed Infernius' appearance by way of her disguise mask - that they went to Cardashil.
>>61746
Trumpaladin says to That Bitch
"Well shit. The gender benders struck here too. Well can we check and see if the knives are still there?"
Trumpaladin says to That Bitch
"Well shit. The gender benders struck here too. Well can we check and see if the knives are still there?"
Lenos starts pacing the deck impatiently grumbling to himself about his pet i mean apprentice
>>61749
Forcefiully. Thez is of the mind to assert/demand "Where did I go", since she's currently displaying Infernius' appearance. This would have startled and confused the Spartans present, but it would been a matter of minutes not hours to determine 'which fucking wy'.
Forcefiully. Thez is of the mind to assert/demand "Where did I go", since she's currently displaying Infernius' appearance. This would have startled and confused the Spartans present, but it would been a matter of minutes not hours to determine 'which fucking wy'.
[1d20+23 = 28]
"Yo yo ho and a bottle of ruuuuum"
>"Here we go again"
Snek hangs Torc over the edge of the ship
"Yo yo ho and a bottle of ruuuuum"
>"Here we go again"
Snek hangs Torc over the edge of the ship
>>61752
Holds back some laughter
“Hey now Mr Snek... that’s not how you handle this. We have a brig right?”
Can’t hold back laughing anymore
Holds back some laughter
“Hey now Mr Snek... that’s not how you handle this. We have a brig right?”
Can’t hold back laughing anymore
Continues grumbling to self getting more and more agitated and starts to smoke with the heat of his building anger "WHATS TAKING SO LONG TORC I NEED TO KILL SOMETHING"
I'm sorry for being such a gay lil' fuck today.. a bunch of shit came up...
Could I get a quick rundown?
Could I get a quick rundown?
>>61760
The Lady was being kind and led us to the warehouse where Tracy's knives are. But then the guard there teleported away, so he's probably a transgender elf. We don't know if the knives are still there or not
The Lady was being kind and led us to the warehouse where Tracy's knives are. But then the guard there teleported away, so he's probably a transgender elf. We don't know if the knives are still there or not
>>61763
*hugs horsey to calm her*
"There there little pony. We'll track them all down and brutally murder them, don't you worry"
*pats her head*
*hugs horsey to calm her*
"There there little pony. We'll track them all down and brutally murder them, don't you worry"
*pats her head*
>>61766
Nope! We need to hurry up and get our work done before those chucklefucks fuck every thing up
Nope! We need to hurry up and get our work done before those chucklefucks fuck every thing up
>>61766
In a sense enferniuos is unconscious and thez is flipping out as well as lenos and they are now out for blood thez knows something is wrong becaise of her empathic link with enferniuos
In a sense enferniuos is unconscious and thez is flipping out as well as lenos and they are now out for blood thez knows something is wrong becaise of her empathic link with enferniuos
"welp I need sleep"
Torc decides to sleep for the rest of the voyage to reset his spells
Torc decides to sleep for the rest of the voyage to reset his spells
>>61769
I do not know. Trumpaladin is wait for That Bitch to respond and to lead us to the knives - if they are still there - herself
I do not know. Trumpaladin is wait for That Bitch to respond and to lead us to the knives - if they are still there - herself
>>61775
Brad is, but That Bitch unambiguously knows it is Trumpaladin. I am less sure if she knows Tracy is Tracy. She acts like she does not, but I am unsure
Brad is, but That Bitch unambiguously knows it is Trumpaladin. I am less sure if she knows Tracy is Tracy. She acts like she does not, but I am unsure
>>61766
Infernius did, in a dream
>>61771
On the airship, which is essentially arriving at Cardashil, after a brief stop at Sparintenar where they had to determine that Infernius, Tracy and Trump weren't there, and where they went.
>>61773
Real sleep, or character sleep?
>>61775
Yes. They're currently at the reception desk where one would otherwise retrieve their belongings, except when Tracy and Trump entered and asked, the short guy in robes got all scared and awkward. No one picked up on it, they thought that was normal, and so they sat there waiting, while the short fellow in the robe, who was the same illusionist who pulled a fast on in the temple, was able to stall and allow his accomplices to escape. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
Infernius did, in a dream
>>61771
On the airship, which is essentially arriving at Cardashil, after a brief stop at Sparintenar where they had to determine that Infernius, Tracy and Trump weren't there, and where they went.
>>61773
Real sleep, or character sleep?
>>61775
Yes. They're currently at the reception desk where one would otherwise retrieve their belongings, except when Tracy and Trump entered and asked, the short guy in robes got all scared and awkward. No one picked up on it, they thought that was normal, and so they sat there waiting, while the short fellow in the robe, who was the same illusionist who pulled a fast on in the temple, was able to stall and allow his accomplices to escape. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
>not stabbing every NPC first and asking questions later
And you call yourselves murder hobos.
>>61781
"I want to check things out anyway."
And you call yourselves murder hobos.
>>61781
"I want to check things out anyway."
>>61782
Trumpaladin appears anxious. It's not abnormal, but he is definitely anxious
"Go ahead, little pony. If the Lady allows you anyways. I need to get to Infernius"
Trumpaladin appears anxious. It's not abnormal, but he is definitely anxious
"Go ahead, little pony. If the Lady allows you anyways. I need to get to Infernius"
>>61792
*pets pony*
*pets pony*
>>61791
Yep. You guys forgot. I was picturing those hammocks and Stix would be on the floor next to him. But a bed works nice. He takes a bed nearby.
Yep. You guys forgot. I was picturing those hammocks and Stix would be on the floor next to him. But a bed works nice. He takes a bed nearby.
>>61792
*Pets faggot*
*Pets faggot*
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>>61821
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>>61819
Today especially, and entirely in spite of every intention, careful plan, and expressive and meticulous agenda, I has those feels.
Today especially, and entirely in spite of every intention, careful plan, and expressive and meticulous agenda, I has those feels.
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>>61778
First off, I wasn't paying attention at first because I was busy enjoying my Tracy impression.
Second, it's super subtle at first. This guy is at work and not paying attention on his phone when he's approached by a VIP and two other people. There's a description that when he looks up he is "confused" and "his face flashes for a moment with alarm." But the very next words are "while That Bitch is impatiently looking at her own ID." The logical conclusion is that he looked up and saw that the woman who owns his boss is present, and he was embarrassed as fuck for being on his phone and playing around while at work. I can tell you that many times I've been on my phone at work, heard the voice of a supervisor, and been scared as all fuck because I've been caught wasting time on my phone. You have a strong tendency to portray low level worker NPCs as incompetent boobs (especially anyone near the saw mill), and there's not really a reason to think the $10 an hour workers of Cardishill would be any better. So when the guard acts nervous for being caught not paying attention in the presence of his boss's boss, there's nothing at all bizarre, especially when the behavior is just 2 adjectives in two posts.
In the next post, the guy's behavior is less subtle and kind of out of the ordinary after an intimidation check is made against him. I made the post "Rolling to intimidate... 'Give. Me. My. Knives.'" And in response to this the guy is "visibly panicked" and later "audibly gulps." Well no shit he's visibly panicked, he's just been intimidated in the post that post was a response to. What else are low level NPCs supposed to do in response to intimidation checks of 20 except be intimidated? Especially since he's just been caught fucking around on the job in the presence of his boss. So yeah, of course he's going to panic and gulp while he displays his incompetence in completing a basic task in front of both his boss's boss and a very intimidating rogue.
"We'll get 'em next time"
Trumpaladin leaves the rogue to look for clues or her knives or whatever can be recovered from the situation, while Trumpaladin kindly asks the Lady to lead him to Infernius
First off, I wasn't paying attention at first because I was busy enjoying my Tracy impression.
Second, it's super subtle at first. This guy is at work and not paying attention on his phone when he's approached by a VIP and two other people. There's a description that when he looks up he is "confused" and "his face flashes for a moment with alarm." But the very next words are "while That Bitch is impatiently looking at her own ID." The logical conclusion is that he looked up and saw that the woman who owns his boss is present, and he was embarrassed as fuck for being on his phone and playing around while at work. I can tell you that many times I've been on my phone at work, heard the voice of a supervisor, and been scared as all fuck because I've been caught wasting time on my phone. You have a strong tendency to portray low level worker NPCs as incompetent boobs (especially anyone near the saw mill), and there's not really a reason to think the $10 an hour workers of Cardishill would be any better. So when the guard acts nervous for being caught not paying attention in the presence of his boss's boss, there's nothing at all bizarre, especially when the behavior is just 2 adjectives in two posts.
In the next post, the guy's behavior is less subtle and kind of out of the ordinary after an intimidation check is made against him. I made the post "Rolling to intimidate... 'Give. Me. My. Knives.'" And in response to this the guy is "visibly panicked" and later "audibly gulps." Well no shit he's visibly panicked, he's just been intimidated in the post that post was a response to. What else are low level NPCs supposed to do in response to intimidation checks of 20 except be intimidated? Especially since he's just been caught fucking around on the job in the presence of his boss. So yeah, of course he's going to panic and gulp while he displays his incompetence in completing a basic task in front of both his boss's boss and a very intimidating rogue.
"We'll get 'em next time"
Trumpaladin leaves the rogue to look for clues or her knives or whatever can be recovered from the situation, while Trumpaladin kindly asks the Lady to lead him to Infernius
>>61824
>>61778
Reason number 4: Of course the scene was super long and dragged out. You explained earlier that you wanted to wait for Tracy's Faggot for some scenes. So it made sense that you'd drag out the process of getting the knives back in hopes that TF showed up by the time we got to it, since TF is the one who wanted the knives.
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>>61778
Reason number 4: Of course the scene was super long and dragged out. You explained earlier that you wanted to wait for Tracy's Faggot for some scenes. So it made sense that you'd drag out the process of getting the knives back in hopes that TF showed up by the time we got to it, since TF is the one who wanted the knives.
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>>61824
I suppose when one doesn't already know the guy is "the guy" its not as intuitive a connection to make. At the same time, it would have been out of character/context for it to have been more obvious, as the guy would naturally be situation to try and be as subtle as possible in their operation.
>next time
Well, this way you've gotten to see his face
I suppose when one doesn't already know the guy is "the guy" its not as intuitive a connection to make. At the same time, it would have been out of character/context for it to have been more obvious, as the guy would naturally be situation to try and be as subtle as possible in their operation.
>next time
Well, this way you've gotten to see his face
>>61824
One of the best uses of Intimidate is that it can be used to estimate an NPC's character level, since if you have more than 10 ranks, only high-level targets will be unaffected.
Sorry for not showing yesterday btw...
One of the best uses of Intimidate is that it can be used to estimate an NPC's character level, since if you have more than 10 ranks, only high-level targets will be unaffected.
Sorry for not showing yesterday btw...
>>61832
No, I don't want the unambiguous meaning of "I will not be seeing you again for the indefinite future"
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No, I don't want the unambiguous meaning of "I will not be seeing you again for the indefinite future"
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>>61834
Tracy wouldn't know of expect that, and the purpose of splitting up was to hopefully prevent the sky from falling by being fast enough
Tracy wouldn't know of expect that, and the purpose of splitting up was to hopefully prevent the sky from falling by being fast enough
That Bitch is visibly shocked by what she's seen, and begins furiously typing on her ID. "What the hell is going on here?" she says finally, striding between them and opening the first door, and then one beyond it (as the first just leads to the booth the guy just occupied). Beyond the second door is a hallway with a series of doors, arranged alphabetically (as indicated by a sign on each door). At the very end is a room labelled "Miscellaneous".
"When something happens during the application process, such that the applicant isn't issued an ID," she says, glancing at Tracy, "their equipment is kept in this room, since it can't be associated in our accounting system."
"When something happens during the application process, such that the applicant isn't issued an ID," she says, glancing at Tracy, "their equipment is kept in this room, since it can't be associated in our accounting system."
>>61835
Last time she left him alone, he went ahead and called Fae, so she figured he needed transport.
Last time she left him alone, he went ahead and called Fae, so she figured he needed transport.
>>61836
Tracy's next step would be to go look at any box labeled "T. Sentry"; when we he time, that is.
Tracy's next step would be to go look at any box labeled "T. Sentry"; when we he time, that is.
>>61841
She won't have to look hard, there's an entire shelf dedicated to her knives.
"Aside from the attendant, just the Administration," she says through gritted teeth.
She won't have to look hard, there's an entire shelf dedicated to her knives.
"Aside from the attendant, just the Administration," she says through gritted teeth.
>>61844
Tracy immediately inspects the self to examine her collection of blades, bearing a diligent and almost nervous expression.
She takes a few minutes to check if everything is there.
Tracy immediately inspects the self to examine her collection of blades, bearing a diligent and almost nervous expression.
She takes a few minutes to check if everything is there.
>>61847
Not until I just decided.
It's just a mundane prop I used to imply Tracy's diligence in the school of cutlery, as she painstakingly appraises each blade and examines each one for possible damage. You know that magnifying glass thing a jeweler uses?
Not until I just decided.
It's just a mundane prop I used to imply Tracy's diligence in the school of cutlery, as she painstakingly appraises each blade and examines each one for possible damage. You know that magnifying glass thing a jeweler uses?
>>61848
It doesn't matter anyway. Point is that she's looking very, very closely at each one of her beloved knives.
It doesn't matter anyway. Point is that she's looking very, very closely at each one of her beloved knives.
>>61849
Just curious. As That Bitch looks around the room to assess the situation, Tracy intently analyzes the shelf. Laid out neatly on the layered shelf are her knives, beginning with her extensive selection of enchanted (c/o Thez) kunai, her ridiculous assortment of kitchen knives and blades, her trio of funky-fresh daggers (Shifter's Blade, Defense, and I forget the other one), and there gleaming on the top shelf - placed almost reverently so that GM could make a dramatic description like something out of a movie - Tracy at last is reunited with Dark and Edgy.
Just curious. As That Bitch looks around the room to assess the situation, Tracy intently analyzes the shelf. Laid out neatly on the layered shelf are her knives, beginning with her extensive selection of enchanted (c/o Thez) kunai, her ridiculous assortment of kitchen knives and blades, her trio of funky-fresh daggers (Shifter's Blade, Defense, and I forget the other one), and there gleaming on the top shelf - placed almost reverently so that GM could make a dramatic description like something out of a movie - Tracy at last is reunited with Dark and Edgy.
>>61851
You don't have to do it right now,....
You don't have to do it right now,....
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>>61850
>pic for reference
As her eyes drift towards the display, Tracy freezes for a couple moments in fascination, as a look of relief washes over her. She lets out a subtle gasp, as if a piece of her that had been missing up until this point had suddenly been restored. As she rises to her hind legs, she almost appears visibly lighter, and if anyone had been looking, they'd notice her pale sickly blue coat seemed brighter than usual, shining bright against the flow of her silvery, un-cut mane. A toothy, shark-like grin spreads across her snoot as she reaches out to grab long time her favorite stabbing-utensils: The Shitposters.
>pic for reference
As her eyes drift towards the display, Tracy freezes for a couple moments in fascination, as a look of relief washes over her. She lets out a subtle gasp, as if a piece of her that had been missing up until this point had suddenly been restored. As she rises to her hind legs, she almost appears visibly lighter, and if anyone had been looking, they'd notice her pale sickly blue coat seemed brighter than usual, shining bright against the flow of her silvery, un-cut mane. A toothy, shark-like grin spreads across her snoot as she reaches out to grab long time her favorite stabbing-utensils: The Shitposters.
>>61853
Trumpaladin looks at Tracy with a hint of impatience. He says, with mild irritation in his voice:
"Are you ready to go pony? Infernius waits"
Trumpaladin looks at Tracy with a hint of impatience. He says, with mild irritation in his voice:
"Are you ready to go pony? Infernius waits"
>>61854
"J-just a moment..!" Tracy says, clearly distracted by the reunion of her knives
She begins to slip each blade into her knife-cozy, humming to herself as she goes.
"J-just a moment..!" Tracy says, clearly distracted by the reunion of her knives
She begins to slip each blade into her knife-cozy, humming to herself as she goes.
Meanwhile Infernius is very much in the shit. Ever since first being rendered unconscious he has been plagued and tormented by horrible visions and terrible ideas. While he realizes to some level of his consciousness that he is not conscious, he cannot break the grip of the images he is assaulted with. Visions of dismemberment, desolation, and losses of all kinds - most particularly haunting visions of Thez - assail him continually. As his psyche begins to falter, as he begins to succumb to the sensation of endless despair that tears into him ceaselessly, a thin voice pierces his into his mind, momentarily disrupting his perpetual nightmare.
"I'nis, I'm coming! Fight!"
"I'nis, I'm coming! Fight!"
>>61855
Tracy takes a few more minutes ensuring that all of her knives are in fact there, and makes a motion to cut her hair.
Tracy takes a few more minutes ensuring that all of her knives are in fact there, and makes a motion to cut her hair.
>>61858
*6 gorillion tiny (((hands))) grab at Infernius begin to drag him towards a deep black hole*
"Oy vey, goyim! You'll be here with us for a long time..."
keep fighting
*6 gorillion tiny (((hands))) grab at Infernius begin to drag him towards a deep black hole*
"Oy vey, goyim! You'll be here with us for a long time..."
keep fighting
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I don't have the energy to flip through the whole folder rn.
>>61857
"By all means, take your time. It's not like Infernius was my only friend or anything. It's not like we're holding anything up. Do your chores. Pick out some clothing and get your hooves done while you're at it."
Trumpaladin says that last bit with a little disgust, makes a hand gesture then crosses his arms, and looks over to the Lady
"By all means, take your time. It's not like Infernius was my only friend or anything. It's not like we're holding anything up. Do your chores. Pick out some clothing and get your hooves done while you're at it."
Trumpaladin says that last bit with a little disgust, makes a hand gesture then crosses his arms, and looks over to the Lady
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Infernius struggles against the phantom images that torment his unconscious mind, bolstered by sudden images of himself splattered with commie blood. Tracy is feeling whole again for the first time in months, having her broom-closet collection of knives and blades back where they belong. At the same time the airship is arriving overhead just outside Cardashil, bearing Torcuil, Stix, Snek, and of course Thez, who is perched at the bow of the ship, looking down.
"I can't teleport in, I don't know any of the surroundings. But, I can tell this much,... he's that way," she says, pointing downward. The perimeter drones continue their patrol along the rim of the wall.
"I can't teleport in, I don't know any of the surroundings. But, I can tell this much,... he's that way," she says, pointing downward. The perimeter drones continue their patrol along the rim of the wall.
>>61878
As Infernius thrashes in the dream, he begins to lingeringly become aware of sensations. His arms and legs begin to respond to his state, and he can start to feel things all around him. He bumps and tears and punches and grabs and flings.
"Any ideas? I could get us all in with Etherealness, assuming everyone can hang on, but we'd be going in blind," Thez says to Torcuil and Stix, "and depending on what we find, we can expect to have to fight our way out," she says pulling out her staff, her folding saw, and her really ugly stick.
As Infernius thrashes in the dream, he begins to lingeringly become aware of sensations. His arms and legs begin to respond to his state, and he can start to feel things all around him. He bumps and tears and punches and grabs and flings.
"Any ideas? I could get us all in with Etherealness, assuming everyone can hang on, but we'd be going in blind," Thez says to Torcuil and Stix, "and depending on what we find, we can expect to have to fight our way out," she says pulling out her staff, her folding saw, and her really ugly stick.
>>61871
That Bitch puts her ear to the ID and addresses someone. "I want a full investigation! Cardashil has been infiltrated! ... No, someone totally different. ... It could very well be the ones from the museum ... I don't know, but he used a advanced spell to escape. ... Yes, do it." she finished, and turns to Trump. "I hope I can count on you to avoid commenting about this scene to anyone. Now then, you wanted a steak," she says, clearly taking no amusement from the cheeky pun.
That Bitch puts her ear to the ID and addresses someone. "I want a full investigation! Cardashil has been infiltrated! ... No, someone totally different. ... It could very well be the ones from the museum ... I don't know, but he used a advanced spell to escape. ... Yes, do it." she finished, and turns to Trump. "I hope I can count on you to avoid commenting about this scene to anyone. Now then, you wanted a steak," she says, clearly taking no amusement from the cheeky pun.
>>61886
Tracy doesn't pay very much attention to her tail, although it is rather poofy on its own. It's actually like Rainbow Dash's, only one color.
Tracy doesn't pay very much attention to her tail, although it is rather poofy on its own. It's actually like Rainbow Dash's, only one color.
That Bitch leads Trump and Tracy back in the direction of the gates. As she walks, she says, "I've been thinking about your offer Mr. Trump, and I think that we might be able to make a deal after all. The truth is, while Cardashil has a good relationship with the Emperor, it is the Court that is an issue to us,"
>>61891
"I sort of got the impression when Kefka came to me that he feels much the same. How are they bothering you?"
\r
"I sort of got the impression when Kefka came to me that he feels much the same. How are they bothering you?"
\r
>>61892
"Its not what they're doing, its the threat of what they could do that is the problem," she says as they arrive at the gate, keying in to activate the gate. Through the portal, Trump and Tracy can see a large set of double-doors with wide red diagonal stripes crossing the doors. Next to the door is an oversized chute, of almost the same size.
Meanwhile Thez crosses her arms over her chest. "Do we have any other options?" she then turns and looks at Torcuil, "I don't suppose you might have any spells for a situation like this?"
"Its not what they're doing, its the threat of what they could do that is the problem," she says as they arrive at the gate, keying in to activate the gate. Through the portal, Trump and Tracy can see a large set of double-doors with wide red diagonal stripes crossing the doors. Next to the door is an oversized chute, of almost the same size.
Meanwhile Thez crosses her arms over her chest. "Do we have any other options?" she then turns and looks at Torcuil, "I don't suppose you might have any spells for a situation like this?"
[1d20+22 = 35]
>>61894
Tracy narrows her eyes at the doors.
Rolling Search to examine both the doors and chute
>>61894
Tracy narrows her eyes at the doors.
Rolling Search to examine both the doors and chute
>>61894
"I'm frankly surprised they did not take action in that period Kefka was... out of action. What might they do?"
"I'm frankly surprised they did not take action in that period Kefka was... out of action. What might they do?"
>>61896
I get the proposal check, but the gates? You mean the double doors? That seems silly desu.
>>61897
They're flush, sealed tight (like, they don't vibrate or rattle or indicate anything but complete security.
>>61898
"Out of action? Oh I seriously doubt that. What, did you think you had killed him? I heard rumors, quite funny that," she says derisively (at the rumors, not Trump). "Your friend was taken in through there," she says pointing at the chute. "He will be difficult to find."
I get the proposal check, but the gates? You mean the double doors? That seems silly desu.
>>61897
They're flush, sealed tight (like, they don't vibrate or rattle or indicate anything but complete security.
>>61898
"Out of action? Oh I seriously doubt that. What, did you think you had killed him? I heard rumors, quite funny that," she says derisively (at the rumors, not Trump). "Your friend was taken in through there," she says pointing at the chute. "He will be difficult to find."
>>61899
It's to test to see if she is walking him into an incernator
Trumpaladin walks through the doors and looks around for anything that looks like human remains, or any of Infernius's belongings
"So... I'm guessing you want a member or more of the Court eliminated?"
It's to test to see if she is walking him into an incernator
Trumpaladin walks through the doors and looks around for anything that looks like human remains, or any of Infernius's belongings
"So... I'm guessing you want a member or more of the Court eliminated?"
>>61908
"Hold on a sec, I'll open the door, but not until I'm clear of here," she says, stepping back toward the gate. "Normally we just use the chute for disposal, its rare that we ever open those doors, and when we do we do it remotely."
"Hold on a sec, I'll open the door, but not until I'm clear of here," she says, stepping back toward the gate. "Normally we just use the chute for disposal, its rare that we ever open those doors, and when we do we do it remotely."
>>61911
There is no corner. Its a square room with high ceilings, about 20'x20'. The double doors are central on one wall, directly opposite the gate.
Meanwhile, Thez sighs. "I guess not," she looks at Snek, Stix, and Torcuil. "Well, Snek could wrap around my torso, Stix could sit on my shoulders,... but I don't know about Torcuil."
There is no corner. Its a square room with high ceilings, about 20'x20'. The double doors are central on one wall, directly opposite the gate.
Meanwhile, Thez sighs. "I guess not," she looks at Snek, Stix, and Torcuil. "Well, Snek could wrap around my torso, Stix could sit on my shoulders,... but I don't know about Torcuil."
Infernius, letting out a blood-curdling REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, snaps to consciousness. He's lying on the ground, in a very dark room, surrounded by wet and misshapen forms. He can hear movement all around, though not immediately.
>>61913
>The room is tiny
Good, he's not too handycapped by the fact that Fae is not there, although he wishes he had Fae
>The room is tiny
Good, he's not too handycapped by the fact that Fae is not there, although he wishes he had Fae
>>61918
Struggling to his knees, Infernius finds that he's very weak (he's at 1 hp dude, he's only JUST regenerated enough to wake up) and not moving very well. Plus, the ground is slick with a viscous fluid I'm sure you could probably guess the nature of.
>>61922
"I sure hope so, but I don't know what all he's capable of,... aside from swarms of frogs and pillars of flame (which would not help)."
She stops for a moment and looks toward the diagonal she had indicated. "He's awake!"
Struggling to his knees, Infernius finds that he's very weak (he's at 1 hp dude, he's only JUST regenerated enough to wake up) and not moving very well. Plus, the ground is slick with a viscous fluid I'm sure you could probably guess the nature of.
>>61922
"I sure hope so, but I don't know what all he's capable of,... aside from swarms of frogs and pillars of flame (which would not help)."
She stops for a moment and looks toward the diagonal she had indicated. "He's awake!"
>>61924
Turns to Torc.
“Hey, you got a flying spell so you can just grab on, or can you shrink? Something like that?”
Turns to Torc.
“Hey, you got a flying spell so you can just grab on, or can you shrink? Something like that?”
>>61933
No, don't do the leprechauns
>>61931
"Hmmm, shrinking could work," she says.
>>61935
"No, like going ethereal like that one time, except this time we know where we're going," she says with just a little irritation and a side-glance.
>>61936
As they make final preparations, Fae crests the side of the airship in a dramatic <SWOOP>
No, don't do the leprechauns
>>61931
"Hmmm, shrinking could work," she says.
>>61935
"No, like going ethereal like that one time, except this time we know where we're going," she says with just a little irritation and a side-glance.
>>61936
As they make final preparations, Fae crests the side of the airship in a dramatic <SWOOP>
>>61937
Should I play her now? Uh...
As she lands on the deck, she says to them, "I was not expecting all of you"
Should I play her now? Uh...
As she lands on the deck, she says to them, "I was not expecting all of you"
Lenos wanders up from below-deck. "You fuckers! Don't forget about me!"
>>61940
"Why are you here? Trumpaladin went in with Tracy and left me outside. He came back for me when the automaton guards were giving him difficulty, and he could not rely on the blue one. Infernius was not with us when we arrived. The blubbering idiot came through the roof in a great spectacle. Unsurprisingly, that got the attention of the automatons. He ordered me to charge one and destroyed it, but we were surrounded. I flew him out of the city and on to the perimeter. Trumpaladin went back in with the Blue One and told me to wait outside... I know not of the fate of the Nazi"
"Why are you here? Trumpaladin went in with Tracy and left me outside. He came back for me when the automaton guards were giving him difficulty, and he could not rely on the blue one. Infernius was not with us when we arrived. The blubbering idiot came through the roof in a great spectacle. Unsurprisingly, that got the attention of the automatons. He ordered me to charge one and destroyed it, but we were surrounded. I flew him out of the city and on to the perimeter. Trumpaladin went back in with the Blue One and told me to wait outside... I know not of the fate of the Nazi"
>>61944
"That idiot!" she curses. To Fae, "Can you sense them? You're one of his mounts, so you should have an idea where he is. Wait, can't he summon you?"
"That idiot!" she curses. To Fae, "Can you sense them? You're one of his mounts, so you should have an idea where he is. Wait, can't he summon you?"
>>61948
Thez looks around. "I'd put Torcuil and Snek with Fae, (cuz she's bigger and can handle his size better), and I could take Stix and Lenos. If Trump summons you, you should be able to break the 4th wall or some shit since there's no direct path, and bring them with you. Meanwhile, we'll go the,... direct route."
Thez looks around. "I'd put Torcuil and Snek with Fae, (cuz she's bigger and can handle his size better), and I could take Stix and Lenos. If Trump summons you, you should be able to break the 4th wall or some shit since there's no direct path, and bring them with you. Meanwhile, we'll go the,... direct route."
>>61949
"Alright, if you're sure you want to do this,... you'll be doing me a huge favor I should say, and there's no other way to retrieve your friend," she steps toward the gate.
"Alright, if you're sure you want to do this,... you'll be doing me a huge favor I should say, and there's no other way to retrieve your friend," she steps toward the gate.
>>61950
"Why? Why do they need to go in? And why are you going the 'direct route? You'll start the same mess as did Infernius. If you want to be smart, get that Drow elf and he'll help you sneak in. That's what should have been done all along. Doing what you are planning will just cause unnecessary fighting and drama"
"Why? Why do they need to go in? And why are you going the 'direct route? You'll start the same mess as did Infernius. If you want to be smart, get that Drow elf and he'll help you sneak in. That's what should have been done all along. Doing what you are planning will just cause unnecessary fighting and drama"
>>61957
>"Okay, Now I don't like her. I'm not your fucking pet. I'M A FAMILIAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
*sigh*
"Did you have to say pet?"
Snek begins to thrash around
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEE, MUH NAP, I'M NOT A PET."
Torc then grabs him, and he reverts to staff form.
"Enough of that."
>"I can still talk"
"Fuck"
>>61958
"GAH- wait what?"
>"Okay, Now I don't like her. I'm not your fucking pet. I'M A FAMILIAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
*sigh*
"Did you have to say pet?"
Snek begins to thrash around
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEE, MUH NAP, I'M NOT A PET."
Torc then grabs him, and he reverts to staff form.
"Enough of that."
>"I can still talk"
"Fuck"
>>61958
"GAH- wait what?"
As Infernius struggles to his feet and gets a better look at his surroundings, the first thing that he notices is the SMELL. Its as though he's surrounded by rotting and dessivcated corpses. Upon inspection however, he finds that he IS surrounded by rotting and dessicated corpses. Hundreds, maybe thousands of them, piled unceremoniously around him.
>>61960
No more than usual, he would have been carted off without doing anything with his stuff.
>>61959
"I don't know, I just know his emotional state. Wait a minute,..."
>>61960
"What's your situation?!" Somehow, her alarm carries through.
>>61960
No more than usual, he would have been carted off without doing anything with his stuff.
>>61959
"I don't know, I just know his emotional state. Wait a minute,..."
>>61960
"What's your situation?!" Somehow, her alarm carries through.
>>61962
Fae gives Torcuil a bit of an odd look as she watches him talk to himself
>>61965
"That one is always in a state of anxiety or longing. yes, I'm sure he's been captured or whatever. But why go in directly and summon those bots to attack us? I barely got out earlier and they pursued us with reinforcements"
\r
Fae gives Torcuil a bit of an odd look as she watches him talk to himself
>>61965
"That one is always in a state of anxiety or longing. yes, I'm sure he's been captured or whatever. But why go in directly and summon those bots to attack us? I barely got out earlier and they pursued us with reinforcements"
\r
>>61968
>expects to find a lightsabre e_e
Any useful debris will be buried in a pile of filth and gore. Besides, as he attempts to locate something useful, a number of forms climb over the top of the mounds of gore surrounding him.
Its ironic, because this scene is very much inspired by Repo
"Yes! We're outside, we're coming after you! Hang tight! Are you okay?"
>expects to find a lightsabre e_e
Any useful debris will be buried in a pile of filth and gore. Besides, as he attempts to locate something useful, a number of forms climb over the top of the mounds of gore surrounding him.
Its ironic, because this scene is very much inspired by Repo
"Yes! We're outside, we're coming after you! Hang tight! Are you okay?"
>>61970
Thez looks back to the group (I figure that when 'linking' that they might look away for a sec). "No time! He's got company!" She sets Torcuil around her shoulders and back (piggy back). "I'm,... well we're going!"
Thez looks back to the group (I figure that when 'linking' that they might look away for a sec). "No time! He's got company!" She sets Torcuil around her shoulders and back (piggy back). "I'm,... well we're going!"
>>61971
I though Fae was going to take the lighter Torcuil and Stix while Thez got the less friendly Lenos?
I though Fae was going to take the lighter Torcuil and Stix while Thez got the less friendly Lenos?
>>61974
He said he would though? Whatever. Someone needs to keep Lenos from fucking everything up though
He said he would though? Whatever. Someone needs to keep Lenos from fucking everything up though
>>61976
As Thez and Torcuil fly unerringly toward a target she can only sense, Fae communes with Trump, who activates his Paladin-mount summons. With most of the party streaking toward Infernius one way or another, and as the massive double-doors begin to HISSS and crack open slowly, several of the strange forms leap at Infernius.
As Thez and Torcuil fly unerringly toward a target she can only sense, Fae communes with Trump, who activates his Paladin-mount summons. With most of the party streaking toward Infernius one way or another, and as the massive double-doors begin to HISSS and crack open slowly, several of the strange forms leap at Infernius.
As Thez and Torcuil (and Snek in staff form) nearly splat against the ground, she activates Etherealness and they <wink> into the Ethereal plane and pass harmlessly through the ground. As they continue, various flashes of rooms and structures greet their eyes, too fast to really see the images going by.
Fae however, compelled by Trump's summon, feels something pulling her toward her. A crackling occurs in the air before her, and after a few moments, she fells pulled through some sort of membrane, and arrives in the room with Trump and Tracy, just as the giant double-doors finish opening with a thunderous sound.
Fae however, compelled by Trump's summon, feels something pulling her toward her. A crackling occurs in the air before her, and after a few moments, she fells pulled through some sort of membrane, and arrives in the room with Trump and Tracy, just as the giant double-doors finish opening with a thunderous sound.
And that is where we will leave it for the time being. Players have a chance to make momentary adjustments and readiness moves, but its about to get real
>>61984
Earcuff doesn't function when already ethereal, and the shield bracer is techincally always active
Earcuff doesn't function when already ethereal, and the shield bracer is techincally always active
>>61982
Fae Bucks off Lenos, and maybe Stix. I am not sure. He's generally more amiable so she may let him ride her.
I'm feeling super fucking salty right you, so if you all could just be a but light
Fae Bucks off Lenos, and maybe Stix. I am not sure. He's generally more amiable so she may let him ride her.
I'm feeling super fucking salty right you, so if you all could just be a but light
>>61990
At the command of her deputy-master, she comes within arms length of Trumpaladin and stands next to him
At the command of her deputy-master, she comes within arms length of Trumpaladin and stands next to him
>>61990
I’m confused. Am I thrown off or not? I think it will change a bit of what happens depending on that. Do I roll to determine?
I’m confused. Am I thrown off or not? I think it will change a bit of what happens depending on that. Do I roll to determine?
>>61992
I think he/she means that upon arrival, Fae dismounts her riders, not a flinging off sort of situation.
I think he/she means that upon arrival, Fae dismounts her riders, not a flinging off sort of situation.
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I hate all of you
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>>62002
Fucking Kefka and his shitty sense of taste..!
*unintelligible grumbles about no live targets to murder*
Fucking Kefka and his shitty sense of taste..!
*unintelligible grumbles about no live targets to murder*
>>62012
“I meant no offense, I just can’t tell what creatures talk here. I’m Stix. Nice to meet you.”
“I meant no offense, I just can’t tell what creatures talk here. I’m Stix. Nice to meet you.”
>>62015
for a second, Fae is silent. Seriously, what is Stix Alignment? She has a spell that can discern it
for a second, Fae is silent. Seriously, what is Stix Alignment? She has a spell that can discern it
>>62016
I forgot to make one. Sorry. I would guess Neutral Good or Lawful Good... I’m leaning to neutral good because of Stix’ working outside the law in his story
I forgot to make one. Sorry. I would guess Neutral Good or Lawful Good... I’m leaning to neutral good because of Stix’ working outside the law in his story
>>62018
Fae stands before Stix, looking sort of like a guilded and scaled Dire lioness, with a few facial features and the teeth of a Dragon, and the wings as well, which stand up somewhat from her back as they do not seem to have folded neatly. She takes a step forward, bows her head a bit, and seems to blush - as best as a scaled creature could.
"Nice to meet you stix! Forgive my rudeness... to be ordered around by those not in the church can be a bit frustrating... Allow me to Introduce myself. I am the Priest of Football, American, and Elway. You may call me Fae. I come from Remoth's travelling band of felines known as the Guardinal Brigade. It is my duty to spread the truth and goodness of Football across all dimensions. I have been assigned to be the mount of this one here (pointing towards Trumpaladin with a claw) and to work in this world.
I take it that I am still the only volunteer, and you awoke in the rooms?"
Fae stands before Stix, looking sort of like a guilded and scaled Dire lioness, with a few facial features and the teeth of a Dragon, and the wings as well, which stand up somewhat from her back as they do not seem to have folded neatly. She takes a step forward, bows her head a bit, and seems to blush - as best as a scaled creature could.
"Nice to meet you stix! Forgive my rudeness... to be ordered around by those not in the church can be a bit frustrating... Allow me to Introduce myself. I am the Priest of Football, American, and Elway. You may call me Fae. I come from Remoth's travelling band of felines known as the Guardinal Brigade. It is my duty to spread the truth and goodness of Football across all dimensions. I have been assigned to be the mount of this one here (pointing towards Trumpaladin with a claw) and to work in this world.
I take it that I am still the only volunteer, and you awoke in the rooms?"
>>62024
“Yes. I woke up in that tower. I only heard a brief mention of this Football before. I would like to hear about it sometime, but I’m guessing we have more pressing issues. I came here with a few other friends to rescue someone.”
“Yes. I woke up in that tower. I only heard a brief mention of this Football before. I would like to hear about it sometime, but I’m guessing we have more pressing issues. I came here with a few other friends to rescue someone.”
Tracy uses Detect Good, to see if Infernius might be on a nearby floor.
>>62025
Fae has an excited look on her face
"Yes yes yes, the cleric of a competing religion got himself captured, and my deputy-commander insists we must go resuce him because he's "our greatest ally," so we have to fight through hordes of undead to get him. This has happened before, nothing new. Anyways, I have so much to tell you about Football! No no, show you! You simply must come to a game sometime!"
Fae has an excited look on her face
"Yes yes yes, the cleric of a competing religion got himself captured, and my deputy-commander insists we must go resuce him because he's "our greatest ally," so we have to fight through hordes of undead to get him. This has happened before, nothing new. Anyways, I have so much to tell you about Football! No no, show you! You simply must come to a game sometime!"
>>62033
“Undead? That’s a new one to me. What are they like? Fast, slow, anything I should know going in?”
“Undead? That’s a new one to me. What are they like? Fast, slow, anything I should know going in?”
>>62037
"They're boring." Tracy groans
"They don't feel fear or pain or suffering. Just walking bags of stinking filth."
"They're boring." Tracy groans
"They don't feel fear or pain or suffering. Just walking bags of stinking filth."
>>62037
Fae seems a bit calmer now, more refined in response to this question than before
"The undead come in all forms. I've killed flying small ones, human zombies, mummies, strangely shapen ones. They are a diverse set. Always terrible tasting. You should expect both fast and slow. Be sure to have a magic weapon when facing one. And be sure you have the fortitude to withstand the curses they may place on you. The Wizard - you may remember him from on the deck - he got mummies rot and did not take it well. Of course, he has a soft neck to him, so I cannot say I am surprised"
>>62038
*Glares*
>>62039
Fae loses her composure now
"How about a Football game!"
Fae seems a bit calmer now, more refined in response to this question than before
"The undead come in all forms. I've killed flying small ones, human zombies, mummies, strangely shapen ones. They are a diverse set. Always terrible tasting. You should expect both fast and slow. Be sure to have a magic weapon when facing one. And be sure you have the fortitude to withstand the curses they may place on you. The Wizard - you may remember him from on the deck - he got mummies rot and did not take it well. Of course, he has a soft neck to him, so I cannot say I am surprised"
>>62038
*Glares*
>>62039
Fae loses her composure now
"How about a Football game!"
>>62039
"They're still dangerous. They're immune to most of the tricks that would otherwise kill most of the living. A lot of them have ability drain on contact, and they carry all kinds of diseases."
"They're still dangerous. They're immune to most of the tricks that would otherwise kill most of the living. A lot of them have ability drain on contact, and they carry all kinds of diseases."
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>>62046
the double-ended sword is magical. It's a banesword for animals and magical beasts.
>bow
"Better than nothing. Stay back and be ready to fire.'
the double-ended sword is magical. It's a banesword for animals and magical beasts.
>bow
"Better than nothing. Stay back and be ready to fire.'
>>62046
"Do not worry about a weapon."
Fae turns around and towards Trumpaladin, and touches him with a paw.
Trumpaladin now speaks to Stix. "So you made it here. I'm surprised to see you. Fae says you need a weapon"
Trumpaladin takes a moment and pulls a bow from his back
"This was handed to me from Thez before we went to rescue Infenius in the Court City. It has a history to itself, a sad one. But that is a story for another day. It is magical, and the arrows it fires will help you against your enemies. More so than any mundane bow"
*hands Bob's bow, a +2 shortbow, to Stix*
"So she tells me you are interested in a Football game?"
There must have been telepathy or something, because you didn't hear Fae say anything to him
"Do not worry about a weapon."
Fae turns around and towards Trumpaladin, and touches him with a paw.
Trumpaladin now speaks to Stix. "So you made it here. I'm surprised to see you. Fae says you need a weapon"
Trumpaladin takes a moment and pulls a bow from his back
"This was handed to me from Thez before we went to rescue Infenius in the Court City. It has a history to itself, a sad one. But that is a story for another day. It is magical, and the arrows it fires will help you against your enemies. More so than any mundane bow"
*hands Bob's bow, a +2 shortbow, to Stix*
"So she tells me you are interested in a Football game?"
There must have been telepathy or something, because you didn't hear Fae say anything to him
>>62049
Oh no, I have WAY too many numbers to crunch and values to determine
But I am enjoying the bantz,... almost like waiting on an elevator.
Oh no, I have WAY too many numbers to crunch and values to determine
But I am enjoying the bantz,... almost like waiting on an elevator.
>"Do I get to fight?"
"No, I was planning on not using you"
>"Cool, gives me time to catch up on my sleep"
"No, I was planning on not using you"
>"Cool, gives me time to catch up on my sleep"
>>62048
“Wow! Thank you. I hope to repay your kindness sometime. And of course I’m interested... I hardly know it, so I want to learn about it.”
“Wow! Thank you. I hope to repay your kindness sometime. And of course I’m interested... I hardly know it, so I want to learn about it.”
>>62053
"I am not done yet, little pony. Hold your forelegs up"
Trumpaladin reaches for the bag on Fae's back and pulls an object from it
"I am not done yet, little pony. Hold your forelegs up"
Trumpaladin reaches for the bag on Fae's back and pulls an object from it
>>62056
Fuck that's cute
Trumpaladin takes two objects and clicks them on to Stix's forelegs
"Bracers of Armor. They emit a magical force that helps you deflect attacks somewhat. I had this set constructed for me before we went to rescue Infernius from the Court City. I got a better set when we re-killed Ruth Bader Ginsburg, so this has been extra for me. As for the Bow, it's the sad story of an elf named Bob whose entire village was massacred before being found in a castle in the abyss by Thez.... I can't remember most of the details, ask her."
Fuck that's cute
Trumpaladin takes two objects and clicks them on to Stix's forelegs
"Bracers of Armor. They emit a magical force that helps you deflect attacks somewhat. I had this set constructed for me before we went to rescue Infernius from the Court City. I got a better set when we re-killed Ruth Bader Ginsburg, so this has been extra for me. As for the Bow, it's the sad story of an elf named Bob whose entire village was massacred before being found in a castle in the abyss by Thez.... I can't remember most of the details, ask her."
>>62052
"I hope you practiced with the gun I gave you"
>"I did, and I got pretty good. You where a great inspiration"
"Awwwwwwwwwwww, that's touching Mr. Sn-"
>"Yeah, sketches of your face make a great target"
"..."
"I hope you practiced with the gun I gave you"
>"I did, and I got pretty good. You where a great inspiration"
"Awwwwwwwwwwww, that's touching Mr. Sn-"
>"Yeah, sketches of your face make a great target"
"..."
>>62057
“The more I hear about your adventures, the less I feel adequate. I will definitely ask about all of your tales, but for now, thank you. I have no idea how I’m going to pay all of this back.”
“The more I hear about your adventures, the less I feel adequate. I will definitely ask about all of your tales, but for now, thank you. I have no idea how I’m going to pay all of this back.”
>>62059
Trumpaladin smiles, and pats Stix
"Don't be silly. You have nothing to pay back, just come to a Football game this Sunday and watch the Generals play the Spartans. Fae will be officiating"
Trumpaladin smiles, and pats Stix
"Don't be silly. You have nothing to pay back, just come to a Football game this Sunday and watch the Generals play the Spartans. Fae will be officiating"
Not sure if cloak should go to Fae to Stix... I guess the other one went to Torcuil
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>>62062
"In politics and diplomacy you root for both, as they are both from great cities, and are stocked with great and noble men. But when the first pass is thrown, you always, always root for the Home team. That'd be the Port Barry Generals. I trained them both of course."
Trumpaladin smiles
"In politics and diplomacy you root for both, as they are both from great cities, and are stocked with great and noble men. But when the first pass is thrown, you always, always root for the Home team. That'd be the Port Barry Generals. I trained them both of course."
Trumpaladin smiles
>Thez is glad Torcuil doesn't talk much
"No offense,"
>loving the dialogue, you guys r the best, just expressing her character in context
"No offense,"
>loving the dialogue, you guys r the best, just expressing her character in context
>>62064
"We haven't had foreign teams to play, so until now we've always had the team split into two, bring in the reserves, and played those against each others. Thanks to Baz's exchange program, we now have a team in Sparintenar. I'm hoping to set up a stadium there as well. Now if you asked me about the team I played for in college...."
Trumpaladin goes silent for a moment
"This was supposed to just be a quick stop on the way to Gatesil. I wanted to expand Football to that domain, and see about some meaningful opposition to Kefka and his Court"
"We haven't had foreign teams to play, so until now we've always had the team split into two, bring in the reserves, and played those against each others. Thanks to Baz's exchange program, we now have a team in Sparintenar. I'm hoping to set up a stadium there as well. Now if you asked me about the team I played for in college...."
Trumpaladin goes silent for a moment
"This was supposed to just be a quick stop on the way to Gatesil. I wanted to expand Football to that domain, and see about some meaningful opposition to Kefka and his Court"
>>62067
"It's a name you best learn and remember. Emperor Kefka is an archmage who has reached an incredible degree of magical power. He thinks that meaning can only be found in destruction, and that is how he governs, exacting terrible tribute and destroying wontonly. After much of Port Barry was destroyed in a demon attack the coffers were emptied in the reconstruction. the Port missed a payment and kefka himself came down. He rode atop a dragon type lizard - the Tarasque. We had to fight him in the Stadium. We sliced at him and shot him, and it seemed he was slain by spell from the wizard when Kefka was down on his luck. His tarasque came later. We had six party members when that happened, plus Thez and Trollestia and Fae, and never since have we been at that level of strength. But he came back, easily, which only discovered recently. So did his Tarasque. He was messing with us"
"It's a name you best learn and remember. Emperor Kefka is an archmage who has reached an incredible degree of magical power. He thinks that meaning can only be found in destruction, and that is how he governs, exacting terrible tribute and destroying wontonly. After much of Port Barry was destroyed in a demon attack the coffers were emptied in the reconstruction. the Port missed a payment and kefka himself came down. He rode atop a dragon type lizard - the Tarasque. We had to fight him in the Stadium. We sliced at him and shot him, and it seemed he was slain by spell from the wizard when Kefka was down on his luck. His tarasque came later. We had six party members when that happened, plus Thez and Trollestia and Fae, and never since have we been at that level of strength. But he came back, easily, which only discovered recently. So did his Tarasque. He was messing with us"
The goldfish/orangutan cosplay is still in full effect for the next hour in game btw.
>>62070
If so, give Tracy the Wand of False Life.
She could also use the rope and the cuffs, so she can capture the enemy before they teleport away.
If so, give Tracy the Wand of False Life.
She could also use the rope and the cuffs, so she can capture the enemy before they teleport away.
>>62073
Yes. I'm less sure about the bracers. She should have upgraded to the +4 bracers dropped by Nanci Pelosi, although she won't stay still long enough for a sequence. As I said in the post itself, Trumpaladin should have an extra set from the Court City mission
Yes. I'm less sure about the bracers. She should have upgraded to the +4 bracers dropped by Nanci Pelosi, although she won't stay still long enough for a sequence. As I said in the post itself, Trumpaladin should have an extra set from the Court City mission
>>62076
Actually, do armor and deflection stack at all? I ditched the Hydra skin when I saw the bracers provided more AC.
Actually, do armor and deflection stack at all? I ditched the Hydra skin when I saw the bracers provided more AC.
>>62077
I never paid very close attention to armor rules, because my character only ever wore light barding, but I was just wondering what stacked and what didn't.
I never paid very close attention to armor rules, because my character only ever wore light barding, but I was just wondering what stacked and what didn't.
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 32]
Trumpaladin realizes there are not one, but two ponies within reach
HUGS!
[1d20+20 = 32]
Trumpaladin realizes there are not one, but two ponies within reach
HUGS!
Are do undead still need to make Concentration checks when casting spells under stressful circumstances?
>>62083
I mean, I know they use their Charisma for Concentration, but I was wondering if it was worth using caltrops or setting casters on fire, since they don't feel pain.
I mean, I know they use their Charisma for Concentration, but I was wondering if it was worth using caltrops or setting casters on fire, since they don't feel pain.
>>62084
Whatever, Tracy has her tanglefoot bags.
*Readies ball of disgusting goo* (still hiding behind the other PCs)
Whatever, Tracy has her tanglefoot bags.
*Readies ball of disgusting goo* (still hiding behind the other PCs)
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>>62091
*eyes dart around to see if anyone is watching*
*rubs nose on pony*
"At the moment we are looking for ways to weaken him. The thing is that all of us together can barely fight him. But it's not just him. It's an entire army or more. I was heading to Gatesil for allies to help us. Anyways, there may be weakness in his own alliance. He appeared to us while in Sparintenar. He seemed to be showing off and taunting us, but I think he had a different purpose. The Lady here, here in Cardishil. She told me she did not trust the Court. That is what we are here, in this room for. To fight representatives of the Emperor's Court."
*eyes dart around to see if anyone is watching*
*rubs nose on pony*
"At the moment we are looking for ways to weaken him. The thing is that all of us together can barely fight him. But it's not just him. It's an entire army or more. I was heading to Gatesil for allies to help us. Anyways, there may be weakness in his own alliance. He appeared to us while in Sparintenar. He seemed to be showing off and taunting us, but I think he had a different purpose. The Lady here, here in Cardishil. She told me she did not trust the Court. That is what we are here, in this room for. To fight representatives of the Emperor's Court."
>>62092
“Hmm...he likes destruction, this Kefka, right? Then could we convince him to destroy our enemies? Don’t they stand in his way of destroying all he can, even more than we do?”
“Hmm...he likes destruction, this Kefka, right? Then could we convince him to destroy our enemies? Don’t they stand in his way of destroying all he can, even more than we do?”
>>62095
“So it’s either we help him or we lose to one force or another. Interesting move. I will admit.”
“So it’s either we help him or we lose to one force or another. Interesting move. I will admit.”
>>62096
"In the smarter days of the Crusades, the Crusaders exploited the distrust between the Emirate of Damascus and the Mamluks. It was when they invaded Egypt, and set themselves at war with the both of them that they truly doomed the whole venture."
"In the smarter days of the Crusades, the Crusaders exploited the distrust between the Emirate of Damascus and the Mamluks. It was when they invaded Egypt, and set themselves at war with the both of them that they truly doomed the whole venture."
>>62099
*Conditions
*Conditions
>>62076
>>62077
You can have armor AND a deflection bonus, but can't stack deflections.
>>62083
Yes
>>62087
U need an app
>>62094
"Nothing at the moment, but I should warn you,... it may be a bumpy landing." She says, since it'll be put to a dice roll.
>>62099
Depends on the method. By mundane means? A while. Magical? Not so much.
>>62077
You can have armor AND a deflection bonus, but can't stack deflections.
>>62083
Yes
>>62087
U need an app
>>62094
"Nothing at the moment, but I should warn you,... it may be a bumpy landing." She says, since it'll be put to a dice roll.
>>62099
Depends on the method. By mundane means? A while. Magical? Not so much.
>>62099
Okay.
Tracy takes off her Ring of Protection and instead puts on that Ring of Fire Resistance.
Okay.
Tracy takes off her Ring of Protection and instead puts on that Ring of Fire Resistance.
>>62103
"Do you want to use the ring, pony?
I'm sure that Ring of Animal friendship you have on your neck will be much more helpful than the +3 AC from the ring that is tied to the hairs in your tail and will be a literal pain in the ass to remove. I'm sure of it"
"Do you want to use the ring, pony?
I'm sure that Ring of Animal friendship you have on your neck will be much more helpful than the +3 AC from the ring that is tied to the hairs in your tail and will be a literal pain in the ass to remove. I'm sure of it"
>>62104
The Ring of Protection doesn't stack with her +4 Bracers. And the Ring of Animal Friendship is mostly for novelty.
The Ring of Protection doesn't stack with her +4 Bracers. And the Ring of Animal Friendship is mostly for novelty.
>>62105
How else do you think high level spell casters have any armor except by wearing bracers at the same time as rings? All three of the Lichs had both
How else do you think high level spell casters have any armor except by wearing bracers at the same time as rings? All three of the Lichs had both
Someone use Detect Undead to tell us if we're about to fight zombies or not.
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Yes, Bracers of Armor give an armor bonus. Hmmm. That would suggest that they don't stack with mundane armor.
Which is absurd desu
Which is absurd desu
>>62099
Infernius, would you help Tracy rebuild Durpistan with your magick?
Infernius, would you help Tracy rebuild Durpistan with your magick?
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>GM right now
Game will be on hiatus for this weekend.
Surely you know what it is,... look at the date
Surely you know what it is,... look at the date
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*feeds birdies*
Trumpaladin turns turns to Stix and pats him on the shoulder, but he says nothing as he moves to mount Fae's back. He pulls a helmet, polished and steel, from the bag she carries on her back, and carefully attempts to strap the helmet onto her. Though it does not fit her skull, he is able to rest the helmet upon her head well enough. He says to her, "take us up." Instantaneously, the helmet activates a portal that send her, and he on her back, 100 feet up. They enter in wooden walls and take damage as the y are pushed aside to open air. But Trumpaladin removes the Cardishore ID from his pocket and looks at the instant map. He follows it to a gate that then in turn sends them to the main stage area. Fae unfurls her bat like wings, and flies upward. Away from the party deep below, through the open hole in the dome, past the waiting robots and the hovering airship.
"East. We go east," he commands her, and the Dragonne places her legs back as she glides Eastward over trees, towards greensil and gates up in the far distance, and away from Cardishore, the party, the airship, Sparintenar, and Port Barry. The sun was setting, and the trees were dark where they shaded each other. He thinks of looking back, at the direct I'm b if the people who had shaped and denied so much of his second beginning at life. But when he tries, the sun fills his eyes and he winces, then turns back as he flies toward the darkness.
Please be kind to him. He was very important to me.
"East. We go east," he commands her, and the Dragonne places her legs back as she glides Eastward over trees, towards greensil and gates up in the far distance, and away from Cardishore, the party, the airship, Sparintenar, and Port Barry. The sun was setting, and the trees were dark where they shaded each other. He thinks of looking back, at the direct I'm b if the people who had shaped and denied so much of his second beginning at life. But when he tries, the sun fills his eyes and he winces, then turns back as he flies toward the darkness.
Please be kind to him. He was very important to me.
>>62138
Stix cries a bit, seeing his friend leave as he did. But Stix holds out hope that he will see his friend once again...
“Till next time, Mr. Knight.”
Stix cries a bit, seeing his friend leave as he did. But Stix holds out hope that he will see his friend once again...
“Till next time, Mr. Knight.”
Alright. Two things happen simultaneously.
First, Torcuil has an immediate and fatal brain aneurysm, because the mad bastard tried to comprehend an artifact given by Trollestia. He wakes up in the Entertron, and he's still hungry.
At the same time Trump pours a pint of grain alcohol into the willing mouth of Vandereim, who belches soundedly.
This scene will be allowed to play out, though it has little bearing on the conclusion of the previous session's situation.
First, Torcuil has an immediate and fatal brain aneurysm, because the mad bastard tried to comprehend an artifact given by Trollestia. He wakes up in the Entertron, and he's still hungry.
At the same time Trump pours a pint of grain alcohol into the willing mouth of Vandereim, who belches soundedly.
This scene will be allowed to play out, though it has little bearing on the conclusion of the previous session's situation.
>>62144
Okay, first question, and this is to Vanderium
"Do you have a preferred variety or brand of Alcohol? For future reference, I mean"
Okay, first question, and this is to Vanderium
"Do you have a preferred variety or brand of Alcohol? For future reference, I mean"
>>62144
>Sigh
Torc walks from the entertron to the stable and puts all his gear back on
"Fucking aneurysms"
>"Get rekt"
>Sigh
Torc walks from the entertron to the stable and puts all his gear back on
"Fucking aneurysms"
>"Get rekt"
>>62144
The artifact is Stix’ mysterious acorn, and acts like a radio.
“So... have you a reason for calling, Trollestia?”
The artifact is Stix’ mysterious acorn, and acts like a radio.
“So... have you a reason for calling, Trollestia?”
>>62145
"Yeh, in me mouth." he slurs a bit.
For reference, Torcuil was examining an oversized acorn proffered by Stix, which had recently begun talking with Trollestia's unmistakable voice. They were going somewhere with that, oh yes.
>>62147
"Do I ever?" she says, after which Stix has a brain aneurysm and dies suddenly, waking up in the entertron across from Torcuil. Apparently there are multiple entertrons now,... that's new,.... Its almost as though the party is going to die a whole lot more for some reason.
"Yeh, in me mouth." he slurs a bit.
For reference, Torcuil was examining an oversized acorn proffered by Stix, which had recently begun talking with Trollestia's unmistakable voice. They were going somewhere with that, oh yes.
>>62147
"Do I ever?" she says, after which Stix has a brain aneurysm and dies suddenly, waking up in the entertron across from Torcuil. Apparently there are multiple entertrons now,... that's new,.... Its almost as though the party is going to die a whole lot more for some reason.
I'm too autistic not to ask: why is a dagger less effective than a weighted chain against zombies? A zombie's DR is 5/slashing, while a weighted chain deal bludgeoning damage.
>>62150
I assume Torcuil and Stix would then rejoin Trump and Vandereim, wherever the hell they happen to be.
I assume Torcuil and Stix would then rejoin Trump and Vandereim, wherever the hell they happen to be.
[2d20 = 19]
>>62155
As Stix and Torcuil return to the stables, Vandereim belches a huge gout of fire. Rolling saving throws for Stix and Torcuil in that order.
>>62155
As Stix and Torcuil return to the stables, Vandereim belches a huge gout of fire. Rolling saving throws for Stix and Torcuil in that order.
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>>62156
>gets a 1 trying to destroy a gift from Trollestia
This has to hurt. I have to make this one hurt.
>gets a 1 trying to destroy a gift from Trollestia
This has to hurt. I have to make this one hurt.
>>62148
"So.... you're an older artifact, err, sword, right? Who owned you before me? That Cecil guy?"
"So.... you're an older artifact, err, sword, right? Who owned you before me? That Cecil guy?"
>>62166
"Aye. Who then? How'd the Rats get you?"
Trumpaladin takes a note to never attempt to sever an artifact
"Aye. Who then? How'd the Rats get you?"
Trumpaladin takes a note to never attempt to sever an artifact
>>62167
"Itz a long story lad, but me last proper owner was a lad named Ga'ren. Not a paladin mind ye, but a proper cavalier. He lived the paladin's code even tho he got no magic or benefits for it. Strong as that Bull (Infernius) and smart as that skinny boy (Torcuil) on a good day."
"Itz a long story lad, but me last proper owner was a lad named Ga'ren. Not a paladin mind ye, but a proper cavalier. He lived the paladin's code even tho he got no magic or benefits for it. Strong as that Bull (Infernius) and smart as that skinny boy (Torcuil) on a good day."
>>62169
"I'm sure the children will be much happier having a new home than I was carrying around all that junk." Tracy says with a smile
"I'm sure the children will be much happier having a new home than I was carrying around all that junk." Tracy says with a smile
>>62176
"Oh I was there the whole time! I was only an Intelligent Sword with a few bonuses back then, but I've been refined a wee times like I was the master sword n shit."
"Oh I was there the whole time! I was only an Intelligent Sword with a few bonuses back then, but I've been refined a wee times like I was the master sword n shit."
At this point in the story, I would like to make a comment about devices. Have you ever seen a metal lathe? If you hadn't, would you have any idea what it does or how it operates? This is how it is with the machines in the strip-mall area of the tower. Its not that they're one machine designed to do a particular thing, its a variety of machines with a variety of purposes, all together which achieve a precise function.
>>62177
"So I know you're super sharp, you can talk, you can shoot fire, and you can cleave. What else can you do? Also... who made you then?"
"So I know you're super sharp, you can talk, you can shoot fire, and you can cleave. What else can you do? Also... who made you then?"
>>>/test/
>>62179
"His name was Warzdid the Wondrous Mage Most Magnificent - a compatriot of Ga'ren's - after a long and rich campaign."
"His name was Warzdid the Wondrous Mage Most Magnificent - a compatriot of Ga'ren's - after a long and rich campaign."
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>>62185
"And they made you to be an intelligent sword? Did he want company?"
>>62183
This was the problem we had with the drag and drop system. You may have accidentally selected that, it may be something with your browser, or it may be a new problem caused by updates to the Javascript that have just been added. My guess is either you just didn't click something right, or there's something on your end. Are you using a phone?
Posting test image
"And they made you to be an intelligent sword? Did he want company?"
>>62183
This was the problem we had with the drag and drop system. You may have accidentally selected that, it may be something with your browser, or it may be a new problem caused by updates to the Javascript that have just been added. My guess is either you just didn't click something right, or there's something on your end. Are you using a phone?
Posting test image
>>62189
"Nae, it was so we could cause trouble to evil-doers! Since he had no magic and no steed, Warzdid figured he'd give him a unique advantage. Nobody expects the sword to *be* a character!"
In game terms, that allowed Warzdid's player to role-play shenanigens while Warzdid was memorizing spells and meta couldn't join in.
"Nae, it was so we could cause trouble to evil-doers! Since he had no magic and no steed, Warzdid figured he'd give him a unique advantage. Nobody expects the sword to *be* a character!"
In game terms, that allowed Warzdid's player to role-play shenanigens while Warzdid was memorizing spells and meta couldn't join in.
>>62195
Yes, it was on the floor when Tracy struck it and then went temporarily insane. Its still there now.
Yes, it was on the floor when Tracy struck it and then went temporarily insane. Its still there now.
[1d20 = 7]
>>62200
Tracy relentlessly continues her attempts to destroy the acorn.
What's it's hardness?
>>62200
Tracy relentlessly continues her attempts to destroy the acorn.
What's it's hardness?
"Fucking white cunt is still around..!" Tracy curses, clearly put off after hearing Troll's voice
>>62202
"Uh... okay"
Trumpaladin heads towards the kitchen, and once there, retrieves whiskey from the tap
"Uh... okay"
Trumpaladin heads towards the kitchen, and once there, retrieves whiskey from the tap
*sniffs ground, just making sure the acorn is gone*
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Fucking acorn.
This isn't over.
This isn't over.
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Futbol
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Truncated icosahedron
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*takes birdies for a walk*
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If it has hit points, you can break it. Nothing is indestructible.
I will find da wey.
I will find da wey.
*feeds birdies*
*trains*
Fug, we're gonna have a lot of players...
*Grinds in Holodeck for Weapon Focus*
*brushes birdies*
>"Torcuil and Death sittin in a tree"
"Damn you"
>"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
"What are you, 10?"
>"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Torcuil pushing a baby carriage."
"I hate you"
>"No you don't"
"Damn you"
>"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
"What are you, 10?"
>"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Torcuil pushing a baby carriage."
"I hate you"
>"No you don't"
*brushes birdies*
*Fixes their bows*
*Fixes their bows*
Alright then, let's begin. When we last left off in any sort of story-line sense, the party was speeding in their variety of ways to Infernius' rescue/retrieval. Trump, Fae, Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Tracy all stand before a thick set of vault doors, themselves in a room maybe 30'x30'. At the same time, Thez and Torcuil speed toward Infernius through the floor and underground structure of Cardashil via the ethereal plane, this time without the aid of flying midgits.
As the Double doors come forcefully to a halt, they can see the room is dark, apparently having no light source inside. A few dozen feet out, they can see the beginnings of remains, bits and pieces. Beyond that, there begin to be larger portions, legs and arms. Then torsos, then bodies. An eerie silence issues from the open doors.
As the Double doors come forcefully to a halt, they can see the room is dark, apparently having no light source inside. A few dozen feet out, they can see the beginnings of remains, bits and pieces. Beyond that, there begin to be larger portions, legs and arms. Then torsos, then bodies. An eerie silence issues from the open doors.
>>62278
>"Uh, where's the idiot who feeds me?"
Meanwhile, on the ethereal plane
Torcuil (not being burdened with leprechauns) says something quite calmly and rationally to Thez.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>"Uh, where's the idiot who feeds me?"
Meanwhile, on the ethereal plane
Torcuil (not being burdened with leprechauns) says something quite calmly and rationally to Thez.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>62283
Yes, I forgot Lenos in the initial description.
>>62282
Beaming light of purest Footbal springs forth from Trump illuminating further into the room showing further in the amount of debris along into this room is excessive and massive in scale. So much so, that the way in is more of a path of the lowest wedge between two piles. The way forward is narrow and difficult to maneuver.
A *ding!* sound emits from all the assembled IDs.
In response to the sunlight rays that pierce the darkness so obviously a wave of screeching hiss sounds can be heard all over in the distance.
Yes, I forgot Lenos in the initial description.
>>62282
Beaming light of purest Footbal springs forth from Trump illuminating further into the room showing further in the amount of debris along into this room is excessive and massive in scale. So much so, that the way in is more of a path of the lowest wedge between two piles. The way forward is narrow and difficult to maneuver.
A *ding!* sound emits from all the assembled IDs.
In response to the sunlight rays that pierce the darkness so obviously a wave of screeching hiss sounds can be heard all over in the distance.
>>62289
Trumpaladin checks his ID with a move action, and Detects evil as a standard action. If both are not possible, check ID for the message
Trumpaladin checks his ID with a move action, and Detects evil as a standard action. If both are not possible, check ID for the message
[1d20 = 1]
>>62291
That Bitch has sent a message. It reads: "The only other way in is through an overhead chute, but that's restricted to corpses. I assumed you didn't want to enter that way."
Nothing in rage on the detection.
>>62291
That Bitch has sent a message. It reads: "The only other way in is through an overhead chute, but that's restricted to corpses. I assumed you didn't want to enter that way."
Nothing in rage on the detection.
*seeing the light lenos quits looking for a stick or something similar and looks into the room the hissing noise came from*
The sound of scrambling over shifting and tumbling gore suddenly rumbles in the distance.
>someone use detect undead before I fly at this thing.
>>62293
Snek slithers up to Stix and lays behind him
>"Oh I wish I could talk to you fuckers. Where did that idiot go?"
Snek slithers up to Stix and lays behind him
>"Oh I wish I could talk to you fuckers. Where did that idiot go?"
>>62299
Tracy stays back, using Fae's large-sized body as just enough cover to hide.
... And waits to roll initiative.
Tracy stays back, using Fae's large-sized body as just enough cover to hide.
... And waits to roll initiative.
>>62299
The ceiling is vast, with a large track of some sort about 50' in the air running along the wall and inward in a grid pattern.
Suddenly forms start pepperg the radius of Trump's spell, humanoid and running forward in a savage motion being eerily quiet despite their numbers.
Anyone with darkvision exceeding 60' can interject a round activity prior to the humanoids appearing.
The ceiling is vast, with a large track of some sort about 50' in the air running along the wall and inward in a grid pattern.
Suddenly forms start pepperg the radius of Trump's spell, humanoid and running forward in a savage motion being eerily quiet despite their numbers.
Anyone with darkvision exceeding 60' can interject a round activity prior to the humanoids appearing.
>>62307
Not sure where torc is other then that he is with Thez. As to the plan we are going to fibd and rescue that idiot of an apprentice of mine
Not sure where torc is other then that he is with Thez. As to the plan we are going to fibd and rescue that idiot of an apprentice of mine
>>62308
>exceeding 60
Dammit..
Tracy draws her chain and holds it in her claw-hands, eadying for combat.
>exceeding 60
Dammit..
Tracy draws her chain and holds it in her claw-hands, eadying for combat.
>>62312
"Steady lad, I'm still a wee tipsy from the other night," Vandereim says to the suddenly more resplendent (and he was already shining like the sun) Trump.
>>62311
Tracy stands with Dark and Edgy, her clawed hands whirling her 60' golden spiked chain.
"Steady lad, I'm still a wee tipsy from the other night," Vandereim says to the suddenly more resplendent (and he was already shining like the sun) Trump.
>>62311
Tracy stands with Dark and Edgy, her clawed hands whirling her 60' golden spiked chain.
>>62309
>"Hopefully he's having a better time than me"
Snek draws his Luger and prepares
What's the damage roll/critical on the lugers?
>"Hopefully he's having a better time than me"
Snek draws his Luger and prepares
What's the damage roll/critical on the lugers?
>>62313
Did Fae's spell confirm they were undead?
*Readies for combat, eyes and ears open, nostrils flared (gore doesn't bother her that much) trying to sense what's approaching*
Did Fae's spell confirm they were undead?
*Readies for combat, eyes and ears open, nostrils flared (gore doesn't bother her that much) trying to sense what's approaching*
>>62313
"Well, we're back into the heat right now. Maybe this will help you."
Trumpaladin removes a flask of grain alcohol from his suit, and pours some in Vanderiem's mouth
"Looks like you're gonna have some more fun today"
>>62315
At the risk of meta gaming, I'm under the impression that all enemies are now beyond the range of effect for Detect spells
>>62301
"Are you sure you're up for this? Anyways, I must say that that bitch mentioned the existence of a chute specifically for corpses... makes me wonder what goes on in this city"
"Well, we're back into the heat right now. Maybe this will help you."
Trumpaladin removes a flask of grain alcohol from his suit, and pours some in Vanderiem's mouth
"Looks like you're gonna have some more fun today"
>>62315
At the risk of meta gaming, I'm under the impression that all enemies are now beyond the range of effect for Detect spells
>>62301
"Are you sure you're up for this? Anyways, I must say that that bitch mentioned the existence of a chute specifically for corpses... makes me wonder what goes on in this city"
>>62315
Moderate undead auras penetrate Fae's
detection radius at the same time the humanoids do.
>>62316
Good of you lad.
I have Trump 20' in, Fae 15' in, Lenos at the door, Tracy is hiding? and Snek would probably be at the opposite end of the door. Stix is in the room with his bow ready, am I forgetting anyone
Moderate undead auras penetrate Fae's
detection radius at the same time the humanoids do.
>>62316
Good of you lad.
I have Trump 20' in, Fae 15' in, Lenos at the door, Tracy is hiding? and Snek would probably be at the opposite end of the door. Stix is in the room with his bow ready, am I forgetting anyone
Otherwise, roll for initiative.
Torcuil and Thez I will get to in a moment.
Torcuil and Thez I will get to in a moment.
>>62318
Let's have Fae to Trumpaladin's right side, also 20 feet in, if there is enough room abreast to allow for that. I think Stix said he also moved forward, though that is less than certain
Let's have Fae to Trumpaladin's right side, also 20 feet in, if there is enough room abreast to allow for that. I think Stix said he also moved forward, though that is less than certain
[1d20+6 = 8]
[1d20 = 18]
>>62319
Rolling. Fae is the one with +6 and Trumpaladin is the one with no modifier
[1d20 = 18]
>>62319
Rolling. Fae is the one with +6 and Trumpaladin is the one with no modifier
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Correct, Stix is next to Trump, presumably opposite Fae, or potentially in between.
I have the starting order as Trump/Tracy, Snek, Stix, and Lenos
I have the starting order as Trump/Tracy, Snek, Stix, and Lenos
The creatures are 30 away now. Their gaunt, pale, and leathery skin stretched tight across shrivelled torsos and limbs.
Behind those, scores more forms break the detection radius, from all conceivable direction. they're travelling at full speed in a rush.
[1d20 = 16]
>>62330
Just read along for the time being gm will let you know when your character is introduced
>>62330
Just read along for the time being gm will let you know when your character is introduced
Forgot to delet the dice from the email feild
>>62331
Trumapaladin readies a full action attack for when they close in range, and Fae does the same
Trumapaladin readies a full action attack for when they close in range, and Fae does the same
[4d20 = 38]
>>62328
How many of them visible? Is the door behind them in sight?
Tracy lashes out with her chain at the closest one she sees, all the while looking for the way past the horde.
>>62328
How many of them visible? Is the door behind them in sight?
Tracy lashes out with her chain at the closest one she sees, all the while looking for the way past the horde.
>>62330
Your character will be introduced once we resolve the current situation. Please enjoy for the next period and take the time to observe the format.
Your character will be introduced once we resolve the current situation. Please enjoy for the next period and take the time to observe the format.
The other 30 or so visible remain unharmed, while 3 of them have reasonable gashes.
As they run into combat range, their straggly hair locked into a giant afro everyone at the perimeter gets an attack of opportunity. That's right, I forgot that aspect of the idea. Their skin is not sheet white, its black.
[2d20 = 30]
>>62343
Attack of opportunity Trump
Attack of Opportunity Fae
Trumpaladin to Fae and Stix
"Were these victims of the flamethrowers? Their skin appears darker"
>>62343
Attack of opportunity Trump
Attack of Opportunity Fae
Trumpaladin to Fae and Stix
"Were these victims of the flamethrowers? Their skin appears darker"
[1d20 = 10]
>>62343
Oh god dammit...
Brad, you've got like +10 Charisma, right? Try to turn them.
Rolling to attack whatever attacks her.
>>62343
Oh god dammit...
Brad, you've got like +10 Charisma, right? Try to turn them.
Rolling to attack whatever attacks her.
>>62347
She's as far back as the range of her chain allows, behind him.
Can she take a 5 foot step back?
She's as far back as the range of her chain allows, behind him.
Can she take a 5 foot step back?
[2d8+2 = 14]
[1d20 = 20]
Gonna go ahead and roll Snek's attack.
He targets the nearest... Thing.
[1d20 = 20]
Gonna go ahead and roll Snek's attack.
He targets the nearest... Thing.
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>>62356
Not infinite, it depends on the dex modifier. A 20 would be required to get a cleave just so you know, for those who haven't gone or have combat reflexes
Not infinite, it depends on the dex modifier. A 20 would be required to get a cleave just so you know, for those who haven't gone or have combat reflexes
>>62357
Because shits and giggles, let's say Torc was scrying Shek:
1) out of worry
2) to distract himself from Thez's flying
3) their dialogue is fun
"HOW?"
>"Read it and weap. One hit, one kill. No luck, pure skill."
"Bullshit, that was all luck"
>"Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better."
Because shits and giggles, let's say Torc was scrying Shek:
1) out of worry
2) to distract himself from Thez's flying
3) their dialogue is fun
"HOW?"
>"Read it and weap. One hit, one kill. No luck, pure skill."
"Bullshit, that was all luck"
>"Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better."
[3d20 = 29]
Meanwhile, Infernius is being jumped down upon from above. Roll is a non-combative grapple, with a +2 bonus cuz from above.
Meanwhile, Infernius is being jumped down upon from above. Roll is a non-combative grapple, with a +2 bonus cuz from above.
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[1d8+2 = 4]
>>62346
An additional black has an arrow sticking from its chest
Trump did get the additional attack, I just misspoke when I called it a cleave. He still has 2 attacks and Fae has 1. When doing so, are they attacking the same targets as before, or different ones?
>>62346
An additional black has an arrow sticking from its chest
Trump did get the additional attack, I just misspoke when I called it a cleave. He still has 2 attacks and Fae has 1. When doing so, are they attacking the same targets as before, or different ones?
[1d20 = 16]
[2d20 = 13]
>>62365
Rolling for the last round, two attacks Trump and one Fae. Unless this is a new round
[2d20 = 13]
>>62365
Rolling for the last round, two attacks Trump and one Fae. Unless this is a new round
[4d20 = 58]
Tracy lashes out at the next nearest black
Tracy lashes out at the next nearest black
>>62368
"Bucking shambling porch monkeys, I didn't come here to re-kill corpses all night. How do we get past these things?" Tracy hisses, as she pierces through another black
"Is that bull even still in one piece?"
"Bucking shambling porch monkeys, I didn't come here to re-kill corpses all night. How do we get past these things?" Tracy hisses, as she pierces through another black
"Is that bull even still in one piece?"
>>62366
Hit for Fae, one for Trump. At the same time Tracy flails at the first and then the second black, getting a cleave attempt to kill the second one.
As the advancing black line closes more than half of them show damage, however behind them is a line of 2/row, then three/row after that and so on; each level of separation showing more volume per half-circumference ring. Those outside the door are about to get mobbed, and those inside the door have a moment to decide what to do. Stix and Snek get ranged attacks.
Hit for Fae, one for Trump. At the same time Tracy flails at the first and then the second black, getting a cleave attempt to kill the second one.
As the advancing black line closes more than half of them show damage, however behind them is a line of 2/row, then three/row after that and so on; each level of separation showing more volume per half-circumference ring. Those outside the door are about to get mobbed, and those inside the door have a moment to decide what to do. Stix and Snek get ranged attacks.
[1d20 = 16]
>>62370
Stix takes another shot at the closest one
“We seem to be overwhelmed! What’s the plan?”
>>62370
Stix takes another shot at the closest one
“We seem to be overwhelmed! What’s the plan?”
>>62381
I'll be available to resume in less than 4 hours, and having gotten 13 hours of sleep I should be far more present and effective
I'll be available to resume in less than 4 hours, and having gotten 13 hours of sleep I should be far more present and effective
We left off yesterday with the advance party being swarmed from three sides by blacks, the lot of them slamming into Trump, Stix, and Fae, others leaping over and colliding with Tracy. From Lenos', Snek's, and Tracy's perspective, the three of them were partially enveloped by a mass of countless blacks hissing and screaming abominably. Running at a frenzied pace they quickly filled in behind one another and reached and climbed on top of and over one another.
I could roll it out, but it involves about 16 slam attack rolls and 16 grapple checks just for the advancing line. Besides, that's not what happens.
As the advancing wave of blacks surrounds and gets just within arm's reach a sense-numbing crack cuts through the scene, and from the party's perspective, everything goes black.
Thez, coming to just beyond Infernius' empathic link, braces for one final jump before releasing the etherealness she has on herself and Torcuil. Phasing through the roof of the oversized warehouse of gore, two things immediately alert her attention. The first is that even though hearing is generally muted by the constant wind in the ethereal plane, she was certain she heard a sort of "bang" sound, and that her load had just gotten lighter. The second thing she noted, specifically the one that distracted her from engaging airwalk some 25 feet above the top of a large mound of bodies on which scrambled 3-4 blacks searching vigorously for something, was that she couldn't detect Infernius anymore. And so she went tumbling into a pile of corpses surrounded by walking corpses in a warehouse full of corpses.
Meanwhile,... or perhaps I should say later on,...
Trump, Fae, Tracy, Torcuil, Stix, Snek, Infernius, and Lenos collectively appear with a <CRACK> in an place that they were not just moments ago. It is a desolate windswept place, the skies darkened and wasted desert all around. The only visible thing nearby is a large series of painted signs and bulletin boards. The whole of it seems vaguely reminiscent of the MLP season 5 finale where Twilight shows Glimmer the future.
I could roll it out, but it involves about 16 slam attack rolls and 16 grapple checks just for the advancing line. Besides, that's not what happens.
As the advancing wave of blacks surrounds and gets just within arm's reach a sense-numbing crack cuts through the scene, and from the party's perspective, everything goes black.
Thez, coming to just beyond Infernius' empathic link, braces for one final jump before releasing the etherealness she has on herself and Torcuil. Phasing through the roof of the oversized warehouse of gore, two things immediately alert her attention. The first is that even though hearing is generally muted by the constant wind in the ethereal plane, she was certain she heard a sort of "bang" sound, and that her load had just gotten lighter. The second thing she noted, specifically the one that distracted her from engaging airwalk some 25 feet above the top of a large mound of bodies on which scrambled 3-4 blacks searching vigorously for something, was that she couldn't detect Infernius anymore. And so she went tumbling into a pile of corpses surrounded by walking corpses in a warehouse full of corpses.
Meanwhile,... or perhaps I should say later on,...
Trump, Fae, Tracy, Torcuil, Stix, Snek, Infernius, and Lenos collectively appear with a <CRACK> in an place that they were not just moments ago. It is a desolate windswept place, the skies darkened and wasted desert all around. The only visible thing nearby is a large series of painted signs and bulletin boards. The whole of it seems vaguely reminiscent of the MLP season 5 finale where Twilight shows Glimmer the future.
>>62384
>"Oh hey, it's my idiot. Where are we you magic loving fuck."
"I could say the same to you. As for where we are... I haven't a clue."
Snek slithers over to Torc keeping his Luger at the ready, as Torc readys his staff of power.
>"Oh hey, it's my idiot. Where are we you magic loving fuck."
"I could say the same to you. As for where we are... I haven't a clue."
Snek slithers over to Torc keeping his Luger at the ready, as Torc readys his staff of power.
>>62385
The whole place is buffered by a wind, less severe but as constant as that of the Ethereal plane, but no one seems to be around. Next to the signs is a large path, its self only slightly less desolate than the ground on either side. A non-penalty inducing chill runs through everyone, as the wind quickly saps excess heat.
The whole place is buffered by a wind, less severe but as constant as that of the Ethereal plane, but no one seems to be around. Next to the signs is a large path, its self only slightly less desolate than the ground on either side. A non-penalty inducing chill runs through everyone, as the wind quickly saps excess heat.
>>62387
>A non-penalty inducing chill runs through everyone, as the wind quickly saps excess heat.
Trumpaladin is now grateful to wear two suits and a cloak
>A non-penalty inducing chill runs through everyone, as the wind quickly saps excess heat.
Trumpaladin is now grateful to wear two suits and a cloak
>>62386
Not too big, too many. Brad's maximum HD damage roll is 36. Plus, he would have had to do that last round.
>>62389
Its a map of sorts, but none of the locations on it are familiar, aside from some consistent geographical aspects. Sparintenar, Cardishore, Krenshal, and most notably Port Barry are nowhere to be seen. What is listed is a number of different colored fires, slave detainment facilities, some strange Grove called Bohemian, and a strange place called Dubai. Toward the bottom there are a series of wanted posters, several of which bear curious likenesses.
Not too big, too many. Brad's maximum HD damage roll is 36. Plus, he would have had to do that last round.
>>62389
Its a map of sorts, but none of the locations on it are familiar, aside from some consistent geographical aspects. Sparintenar, Cardishore, Krenshal, and most notably Port Barry are nowhere to be seen. What is listed is a number of different colored fires, slave detainment facilities, some strange Grove called Bohemian, and a strange place called Dubai. Toward the bottom there are a series of wanted posters, several of which bear curious likenesses.
>>62396
I thought he had only just gotten an attack of opportunity as they came within 60 feet? I was going to do it first chance
I thought he had only just gotten an attack of opportunity as they came within 60 feet? I was going to do it first chance
*grumbles to self* what did that she demon monk do now
>>62397
Nah, technically I gave you an extra chance even, when they got to 30'. With their speed they could run at 90'/round at only 3x
Nah, technically I gave you an extra chance even, when they got to 30'. With their speed they could run at 90'/round at only 3x
>>62396
Well, I guess Trumpaladin - when he finally mosey's up to the sign to examine it, sees the name "Dubai" and figures it's the only thing he recognizes, and then begins to walk towards "Dubai" as indicated by the map, with Fae
Well, I guess Trumpaladin - when he finally mosey's up to the sign to examine it, sees the name "Dubai" and figures it's the only thing he recognizes, and then begins to walk towards "Dubai" as indicated by the map, with Fae
>>62396
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.. unless we are; I've never been.." Tracy says, tripping over hoo-man euphemisms as she flips through the posters in her hands.
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.. unless we are; I've never been.." Tracy says, tripping over hoo-man euphemisms as she flips through the posters in her hands.
>>62404
The only recognizable location is the Durpistan Ruins, which is listed as off limits to the west.
>>62402
As for the posters there are a number of them, most of which are irrelevant. What are however is that there's one for each of you, with a pretty good likeness for each. The last known location is unknown. Next to yours is one for Thez, and one for Kiynen as well, with the last known location being Durpistan.
The only recognizable location is the Durpistan Ruins, which is listed as off limits to the west.
>>62402
As for the posters there are a number of them, most of which are irrelevant. What are however is that there's one for each of you, with a pretty good likeness for each. The last known location is unknown. Next to yours is one for Thez, and one for Kiynen as well, with the last known location being Durpistan.
*grumbles about the small price on the wanted poster for himself* Trump we should head for durpistan ruins and see id we can track down the damn monk
>>62407
"With how exotic these surroundings are, I think you are being very optomistic if you think we can find her from Durpistan. I think it may do us well to go to a populated location - to figure out where we are and what is going on."
\r
"With how exotic these surroundings are, I think you are being very optomistic if you think we can find her from Durpistan. I think it may do us well to go to a populated location - to figure out where we are and what is going on."
\r
>>62406
>Durpistan Ruins
"Hmmm.. I meant to give killy a visit.."
>one for Kiynen
"Wait, Killy's on the lamb? Why?"
*realizes they left her in Durpistan alone atop a mountain of corpses*
"..Oh..."
Tracy folds the remaining wanted posters and puts them in her pocket.
She takes out her bag of dust.
"Alright, everyone line up for random comical disguises."
>Durpistan Ruins
"Hmmm.. I meant to give killy a visit.."
>one for Kiynen
"Wait, Killy's on the lamb? Why?"
*realizes they left her in Durpistan alone atop a mountain of corpses*
"..Oh..."
Tracy folds the remaining wanted posters and puts them in her pocket.
She takes out her bag of dust.
"Alright, everyone line up for random comical disguises."
If i remember correctly there was a mine with lots of gems in durpistan. We need money to start tracking down the monk
>>62406
How does Trumpaladin look in his poster? Is his hair charming? Does his armor shimmer under the light? Does he have a smug expression on his face?
>>62412
"We couldn't get that mine to work when we were there. The first order of business should be 'what the hell is going on.' I think we have some money. Not a lot, but some. So we should find living people and ask them"
How does Trumpaladin look in his poster? Is his hair charming? Does his armor shimmer under the light? Does he have a smug expression on his face?
>>62412
"We couldn't get that mine to work when we were there. The first order of business should be 'what the hell is going on.' I think we have some money. Not a lot, but some. So we should find living people and ask them"
>>62409
"I don't recognize this place.. but I know Durpistan. If Killy's in trouble, it's us who put her there.." Tracy says, with a ghost of guilt in her tone
>>62413
"Wait, I don't recognize these.." Tracy says, narrowing her eyes
>>62414
"Infernius pulled an entire cart's worth of gems out of there in one day. It's definitely a hotbed.
Besides, I don't recognize any of these other places...." she goes on, with a hint of discomfort
"And weren't we just about to get gang-raped by corpses five minutes ago?! What the fuck just happened to us?!"
"I don't recognize this place.. but I know Durpistan. If Killy's in trouble, it's us who put her there.." Tracy says, with a ghost of guilt in her tone
>>62413
"Wait, I don't recognize these.." Tracy says, narrowing her eyes
>>62414
"Infernius pulled an entire cart's worth of gems out of there in one day. It's definitely a hotbed.
Besides, I don't recognize any of these other places...." she goes on, with a hint of discomfort
"And weren't we just about to get gang-raped by corpses five minutes ago?! What the fuck just happened to us?!"
>>62414
The monks last known location was durpistan we should see if there is any sign of her there. Then she can explain what the fuck is going on.
Infernius can you sense her?
The monks last known location was durpistan we should see if there is any sign of her there. Then she can explain what the fuck is going on.
Infernius can you sense her?
>>62415
>If Killy's in trouble, it's us who put her there..
"Good. Fuck her."
>>62415
>"And weren't we just about to get gang-raped by corpses five minutes ago?! What the fuck just happened to us?!"
"Never forget that we are gladitorial combatants sponsored by wealthy patrons. Remember that Johnny Cash poofed us away to a strange location. There is no reason to think they can't do the same again."
>>62416
"I think you are reading that wrong. I think that means that Kiynen's last known location was Durpistan. Thez either stayed in Cardishore or was poofed elsewhere. What do you hope to get out of a ghost town? We need to go toward civilization"
\r
>If Killy's in trouble, it's us who put her there..
"Good. Fuck her."
>>62415
>"And weren't we just about to get gang-raped by corpses five minutes ago?! What the fuck just happened to us?!"
"Never forget that we are gladitorial combatants sponsored by wealthy patrons. Remember that Johnny Cash poofed us away to a strange location. There is no reason to think they can't do the same again."
>>62416
"I think you are reading that wrong. I think that means that Kiynen's last known location was Durpistan. Thez either stayed in Cardishore or was poofed elsewhere. What do you hope to get out of a ghost town? We need to go toward civilization"
\r
Trumpaladin looks up to the sky, dark and grey, or an erie blue as it may be. He cries out:
"Gilanna de Fatima, House of Thez! I summon thee! Your Infernius misses you... I am sure!"
Trumpaladin looks up for a moment, then looks down. "Damn it. Maybe I should tie Tracy's forelegs up and suspend her from a tree. That summoned her across dimensions last time"
"Gilanna de Fatima, House of Thez! I summon thee! Your Infernius misses you... I am sure!"
Trumpaladin looks up for a moment, then looks down. "Damn it. Maybe I should tie Tracy's forelegs up and suspend her from a tree. That summoned her across dimensions last time"
*shrugs shoulders* you do what you feel is best im heading to durpistan to look around and get my bearings for whatever comes next. Plus i wouldnt mind seeing my lady again.
Also one should note that where the party is accoring to the map is where Cardashil should be.
>>62422
kek
>>62422
kek
>>62419
>What do you hope to get out of a ghost town?
"I don't recognize any other place on this map. I say go to the commie den and work our way around from there."
"Besides, if Killy got herself into trouble, I wanna' see what happened there."
Tracy rips up the signs by the root and throws any useful pieces in her bag for future reference.
>>62424
Do the Wanted posters say anything about where to collect the bounties?
>What do you hope to get out of a ghost town?
"I don't recognize any other place on this map. I say go to the commie den and work our way around from there."
"Besides, if Killy got herself into trouble, I wanna' see what happened there."
Tracy rips up the signs by the root and throws any useful pieces in her bag for future reference.
>>62424
Do the Wanted posters say anything about where to collect the bounties?
>>62424
>where the party is accoring to the map is where Cardashil should be
"... Wait... What the hell just happened..?"
Tracy searches the maps and the wanted posters for anything that might hint to a relative date
"And where are my angels?!" she continues, her voice growing panicked
>where the party is accoring to the map is where Cardashil should be
"... Wait... What the hell just happened..?"
Tracy searches the maps and the wanted posters for anything that might hint to a relative date
"And where are my angels?!" she continues, her voice growing panicked
>>62430
"Do you recall being summoned to a tea table in the middle of nowhere with a Coyote that you tried to threaten for some reason? Because I do. Now keep your cool, I think we will see however sent us here soon enough"
"Do you recall being summoned to a tea table in the middle of nowhere with a Coyote that you tried to threaten for some reason? Because I do. Now keep your cool, I think we will see however sent us here soon enough"
*sighs* fine ill use a discize this time
>>62406
"Heh... Just like the old days..."
Snek looks a bit puzzled at the sorcerer remembering his past.
"Anyway! Now what? Where, maybe even when, are we?"
"Heh... Just like the old days..."
Snek looks a bit puzzled at the sorcerer remembering his past.
"Anyway! Now what? Where, maybe even when, are we?"
>>62435
"I don't know. I don't know where we are or anything. That is why I wanted to go to a city that was not a ghost town. To ask questions of the locals whereby we may understand what is going on"
"I don't know. I don't know where we are or anything. That is why I wanted to go to a city that was not a ghost town. To ask questions of the locals whereby we may understand what is going on"
Stix finds himself in a wasteland.
“Hmm... this doesn’t seem right.”
Looks to Torc
“Hey, meme magician, this isn’t one of your spells is it?”
“Hmm... this doesn’t seem right.”
Looks to Torc
“Hey, meme magician, this isn’t one of your spells is it?”
Tracy pulls her folding cart out of her bag and shoves the drooling, unresponsive bull into it. She then grows to hoers size and hooks herself to the cart.
"I say we go to Durpistan. It's the only place I recognize, and I'd like to see what's happened.. I don't recall anyone setting camp up around there.." Tracy says, with a serious look.
"Let's see what Killy got caught up in.."
"I say we go to Durpistan. It's the only place I recognize, and I'd like to see what's happened.. I don't recall anyone setting camp up around there.." Tracy says, with a serious look.
"Let's see what Killy got caught up in.."
>>62438
"If it is one of mine, something definitely went really wrong. But I'm pretty sure I don't have this kind of power"
Torc rips off the poster for Stix and shows it to him
"But whatever it is, it sure is gonna be interesting at least."
"If it is one of mine, something definitely went really wrong. But I'm pretty sure I don't have this kind of power"
Torc rips off the poster for Stix and shows it to him
"But whatever it is, it sure is gonna be interesting at least."
>>62440
He stares at the poster in disbelief.
“Who even has seen me outside of you guys? How did I become a criminal within the hour?”
He stares at the poster in disbelief.
“Who even has seen me outside of you guys? How did I become a criminal within the hour?”
>>62435
"Well, here's what we know. We seem to have been lifted to an alternative version of the game world, or the game world in a different area, or the game world in a different time, or the entirety of the game world has been altered. Now, who has the power to do that? The Emperor, I am sure, but I don't think he would keep up wanted posters if he had done that. Perhaps there are others in the game world, but we've never seen them.
So my best guess is that we were sent somewhere, or alterations were made to the world around us, by the gods that sponsor this domain. So if we can figure out why they would have done this, perhaps we could crack this happening"
"Well, here's what we know. We seem to have been lifted to an alternative version of the game world, or the game world in a different area, or the game world in a different time, or the entirety of the game world has been altered. Now, who has the power to do that? The Emperor, I am sure, but I don't think he would keep up wanted posters if he had done that. Perhaps there are others in the game world, but we've never seen them.
So my best guess is that we were sent somewhere, or alterations were made to the world around us, by the gods that sponsor this domain. So if we can figure out why they would have done this, perhaps we could crack this happening"
>>62439
"Have you ever even been to Durpistan? What do you expect to find exactly? Burnt buildings replaced with ruined burnt buildings?"
"Have you ever even been to Durpistan? What do you expect to find exactly? Burnt buildings replaced with ruined burnt buildings?"
>>62441
Torc shrugs
"That's what we're gonna figure out. Snek, be useful, what's the largest looking or closest city on that map?"
Torc shrugs
"That's what we're gonna figure out. Snek, be useful, what's the largest looking or closest city on that map?"
Tracy throws dust at various targets.
Brace for autism:
>Lenos is now a very small version of Conan The Barbarian
>Torc is a giant mackerel in a tuxedo
>Snek a giant black and white striped centipede with a bunch of white gloves on each foot, and make-up like that of a French mime
>Fae is a large pink piggy with cute fluffy white wings
>Infernius is a blue gorilla with monster truck wheels instead of feet
>Brad is an enormous orange rooster
>Tracy is a purple-skinned gorgon (medusa type) in an acid green dress and red eyes
>Stix is a wooden puppet (think Pinocchio)
Brace for autism:
>Lenos is now a very small version of Conan The Barbarian
>Torc is a giant mackerel in a tuxedo
>Snek a giant black and white striped centipede with a bunch of white gloves on each foot, and make-up like that of a French mime
>Fae is a large pink piggy with cute fluffy white wings
>Infernius is a blue gorilla with monster truck wheels instead of feet
>Brad is an enormous orange rooster
>Tracy is a purple-skinned gorgon (medusa type) in an acid green dress and red eyes
>Stix is a wooden puppet (think Pinocchio)
*turns towards stix and jumps back* ahhh demon stick
Tracy, having disgiused everyone, heads off on the path towards Durpistan.
>>62445
"I dare say this is quite the interesting situation"
Torc flops around a bit
>"Oui oui monsieur. Hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower"
"I dare say this is quite the interesting situation"
Torc flops around a bit
>"Oui oui monsieur. Hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower"
>>62443
"Well, clues about Killy, for one.
Besides, if we go there, we can use the roads to find out where Port Barry and everything else outta be."
"Well, clues about Killy, for one.
Besides, if we go there, we can use the roads to find out where Port Barry and everything else outta be."
>>62456
>"One sec you fish"
Snek's hat of disguise turns into a beret
>"Je m'appelle faguette"
"Sounds about right"
>"One sec you fish"
Snek's hat of disguise turns into a beret
>"Je m'appelle faguette"
"Sounds about right"
>>62457
Good question.
Tracy uses her floating hands to flip-through and read the posters as she walks.
Good question.
Tracy uses her floating hands to flip-through and read the posters as she walks.
>>62460
>Soros
"Um, guys.. Remember that giant old guy with the disgusting circles around his eyes.."
What about Killy's?
>Soros
"Um, guys.. Remember that giant old guy with the disgusting circles around his eyes.."
What about Killy's?
>>62461
Pretty much. They don't so much indicate a reward for capture/arrest, they're more of an advisement against interaction with.
Pretty much. They don't so much indicate a reward for capture/arrest, they're more of an advisement against interaction with.
*climbs up into the wagon and lays down*
wake me when we get there
*falls asleep*
wake me when we get there
*falls asleep*
>>62466
"So Soros is back.... That means that the Golden Lady must no longer be enforcing the Travel ban. But why would she not? Did Thez do something in violation of an agreement?"
>>62468
Trumpaladin should now be expressing happiness to see Infernius again. But all he can muster is to weakly say
"Thez isn't here..."
\r
"So Soros is back.... That means that the Golden Lady must no longer be enforcing the Travel ban. But why would she not? Did Thez do something in violation of an agreement?"
>>62468
Trumpaladin should now be expressing happiness to see Infernius again. But all he can muster is to weakly say
"Thez isn't here..."
\r
>>62470
"Well, I don't know, but last I knew there weren't any bounties in Soros's name."
She trails off
"The Port might not even exist anymore..."
"Well, I don't know, but last I knew there weren't any bounties in Soros's name."
She trails off
"The Port might not even exist anymore..."
>>62472
"She's not here." Tracy repeats
"Now let's get a move on." She says impatiently, her tone betraying a slight anxiety
"She's not here." Tracy repeats
"Now let's get a move on." She says impatiently, her tone betraying a slight anxiety
"uh Tracy, how long does this stuff last? I could have polymorphed me and Mr. Snek more believable disguises"
>>62477
"Two and a half hours.
You don't have to have a good disguise, you just need to look like anything but yourself."
"Two and a half hours.
You don't have to have a good disguise, you just need to look like anything but yourself."
[anxious pony noises]
Tracy bites her lower lip, as her mind rushes with thoughts of her birdies.
Tracy bites her lower lip, as her mind rushes with thoughts of her birdies.
>>62480
Infernius knows which way Thez is, meanwhile Thez snaps alert from the most curious sensation she's had in forever.
Infernius knows which way Thez is, meanwhile Thez snaps alert from the most curious sensation she's had in forever.
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>>62479
"Yeah, but I was gonna be a gnome"
>"Sounds tasty"
"And I would have made Snek tiny"
>"Damn you old man"
"Yeah, but I was gonna be a gnome"
>"Sounds tasty"
"And I would have made Snek tiny"
>"Damn you old man"
>>62491
*poof*
Torc now appears to be a half-gnome, half-makrel merman in a tuxedo with a conical plaid cap.
*poof*
Torc now appears to be a half-gnome, half-makrel merman in a tuxedo with a conical plaid cap.
Foghorn leghorn says to Miss Piggy and to Pinochio:
"Well, I guess they are going off to the ruins and the bitch dragon. But If we are were Cardishore out to be, and if Durpistan still exists, then surely Port Barry mst be between the two of them, north of Cardishore and south of Durpistan, right? Just a bit west of how the crow flies. We can rejoin them in Durpistan.... I just need to see my city..."
Foghorn Leghorn gets on Miss Piggy's back, helps on Pinocchio, and rides on, north and west.
"Well, I guess they are going off to the ruins and the bitch dragon. But If we are were Cardishore out to be, and if Durpistan still exists, then surely Port Barry mst be between the two of them, north of Cardishore and south of Durpistan, right? Just a bit west of how the crow flies. We can rejoin them in Durpistan.... I just need to see my city..."
Foghorn Leghorn gets on Miss Piggy's back, helps on Pinocchio, and rides on, north and west.
>>62493
"I hate you for this"
>"Damn I wish I had a painter so I could post this to 4Crow."
Snek carries the mergnome and follows the others
"I hate you for this"
>"Damn I wish I had a painter so I could post this to 4Crow."
Snek carries the mergnome and follows the others
>>62498
“I don’t want to alarm you Trumpaladin, but wouldn’t the port be among first to be raided looking for us?”
“I don’t want to alarm you Trumpaladin, but wouldn’t the port be among first to be raided looking for us?”
>>62502
*Running intensifies*
[Panicked pony noises]
"Hnnnng..!"
*Little birds visibly circle the top of Tracy's head*
*Running intensifies*
[Panicked pony noises]
"Hnnnng..!"
*Little birds visibly circle the top of Tracy's head*
>>62502
"We can view it from a distance if necessary. I trust those citizens still like me, I think some may help, and I can talk my way out of things.... But we can hide in the forest as we pass by. I just want to see if anything happened to them. I would hate if anything happened to them"
\r
"We can view it from a distance if necessary. I trust those citizens still like me, I think some may help, and I can talk my way out of things.... But we can hide in the forest as we pass by. I just want to see if anything happened to them. I would hate if anything happened to them"
\r
>>62496
Speeding off with increasing elevation over more wasted desert, Infernius cuts over the edge of a mountain line seeing a number of brighly lit and in some cases burning mine shaft surrounded by infernal encampments and denizens. As he flies along he notices a ring of encampments also surrounding Durpistan, with additional shapes moving independently in the sky above. The city looks in shambles, not that it was well off before, and there is a significant amount of movement inside the walls.
Speeding off with increasing elevation over more wasted desert, Infernius cuts over the edge of a mountain line seeing a number of brighly lit and in some cases burning mine shaft surrounded by infernal encampments and denizens. As he flies along he notices a ring of encampments also surrounding Durpistan, with additional shapes moving independently in the sky above. The city looks in shambles, not that it was well off before, and there is a significant amount of movement inside the walls.
>>62504
Mr. Snek's 4Crow greenscroll
>me be
>GiantConstrictor.tapestry
>A familiar for an idiot sorcerer
>Nice guy though
>Today we ended up in a strange place
>DesertedWasteland.painting
>Our rogue as a great idea
>Turns my sorcerer into a fish
>MySides.tapestry
>Sorcerer complains about disguise
>Turns into a mergnome
>MySidesHaveFallinOffTheSidesOfTheEarth.tapestry
>Didn't have my painter with me so I couldn't get a painting
Mr. Snek's 4Crow greenscroll
>me be
>GiantConstrictor.tapestry
>A familiar for an idiot sorcerer
>Nice guy though
>Today we ended up in a strange place
>DesertedWasteland.painting
>Our rogue as a great idea
>Turns my sorcerer into a fish
>MySides.tapestry
>Sorcerer complains about disguise
>Turns into a mergnome
>MySidesHaveFallinOffTheSidesOfTheEarth.tapestry
>Didn't have my painter with me so I couldn't get a painting
"REEEEE I'M A MERGNOME! Also, I wonder how Death is doing"
Echos through Torc's mind
Echos through Torc's mind
“REEEEEEE I’m actually sticks now. And a whole lot more flammable...”
Echos through Stix’ mind
Echos through Stix’ mind
>>62514
If she were really concerned about that, she would be heading towards the last location of the birds - the Tower
If she were really concerned about that, she would be heading towards the last location of the birds - the Tower
*searches for signs of life anywhere*
"I love the smell of miasma in the morning." *snorts smoke*
As Infernius approaches the perimeter of the Durpistan line - and upon approach he, and then Tracy not far behind discover that there is a mass of creatures assembled outside Durpistan in an encamped seige preventing entry or exit. The creatures are not of a type that has been seen before, but they are almost reptilian and arranged by color. Mostly Blues at the front, with reds and greens in small bunches behind and around.
>>62528
*lips lips*
Tracy slows somewhat as she approaches the encampment, treading carefully as to avoid drawing attention.
Btw, how has the terrain around Durpistan changed? Is there still a forest nearby?
*lips lips*
Tracy slows somewhat as she approaches the encampment, treading carefully as to avoid drawing attention.
Btw, how has the terrain around Durpistan changed? Is there still a forest nearby?
>>62528
*stops above monsters*
*pisses on them*
*continues towards thez*
">Thez can you hear me, me coming."
*stops above monsters*
*pisses on them*
*continues towards thez*
">Thez can you hear me, me coming."
>>62529
Nope, no forests or plant life, just flat desolation. The reptilian creatures seem entirely fixated inward, mostly at a grey reptilian shouting orders and wipping the group into a frenzy, but plenty of others are watching a particularly large blue one maneuver its way through one of the holes in the wall of Durpistan.
>>62532
Are you serious? Pissing on?
Nope, no forests or plant life, just flat desolation. The reptilian creatures seem entirely fixated inward, mostly at a grey reptilian shouting orders and wipping the group into a frenzy, but plenty of others are watching a particularly large blue one maneuver its way through one of the holes in the wall of Durpistan.
>>62532
Are you serious? Pissing on?
>>62539
"Oh shit, reptilians? I better break out the ice spells too. Also, here you go-"
Torc casts invisibility on Tracy
"Remember it will stop if you attack"
>"You hit me with an ice spell and I'll kick your ass"
"Yeah yeah, just have your gun ready if need be"
"Oh shit, reptilians? I better break out the ice spells too. Also, here you go-"
Torc casts invisibility on Tracy
"Remember it will stop if you attack"
>"You hit me with an ice spell and I'll kick your ass"
"Yeah yeah, just have your gun ready if need be"
[1d20+25 = 30]
>>62541
Once the invisibility spell is cast on her, Tracy Sneaks closer.
Rolling to Move Silently
>>62541
Once the invisibility spell is cast on her, Tracy Sneaks closer.
Rolling to Move Silently
>>62534
Trumpaladin advances North towards the Vicinity of where Port Barry was known to be on Fae, who is 80% the speed of Uatachit
Trumpaladin advances North towards the Vicinity of where Port Barry was known to be on Fae, who is 80% the speed of Uatachit
>>62535
Because it wasn't enough to just risk detection, Infernius decides to make certain to technically piss off and literally piss on the new faction present. Shouts of alarm and wtf begin pointing and declaring his presence, and several of the figures flying around zero in on him and maneuver to intercept.
>>62541
Tracy is made invisible.
>>62543
Arriving at his destination slightly in advance of the others arriving at theirs, the first thing he notices is that there is no port to Port Barry, and the second thing he notices is that little remains of the General's Stadium. The wall is mostly destroyed and depleted, and anything living has long since abandoned the area. An occasional piece of support beam is all that remains of the dock, and most of the surviving structures are caving in on themselves and overgrown.
Because it wasn't enough to just risk detection, Infernius decides to make certain to technically piss off and literally piss on the new faction present. Shouts of alarm and wtf begin pointing and declaring his presence, and several of the figures flying around zero in on him and maneuver to intercept.
>>62541
Tracy is made invisible.
>>62543
Arriving at his destination slightly in advance of the others arriving at theirs, the first thing he notices is that there is no port to Port Barry, and the second thing he notices is that little remains of the General's Stadium. The wall is mostly destroyed and depleted, and anything living has long since abandoned the area. An occasional piece of support beam is all that remains of the dock, and most of the surviving structures are caving in on themselves and overgrown.
>>62547
They don't speak a language that Tracy can comprehend, but they're clearly quite agitated and alarmed at Infernius' presence, and quite eager to see him beaten for his obstinance. Meanwhile the large Blue one has entered the city, to which a bone-curdling roar can be heard.
>>62548
Trump Tower is nowhere to be seen.
They don't speak a language that Tracy can comprehend, but they're clearly quite agitated and alarmed at Infernius' presence, and quite eager to see him beaten for his obstinance. Meanwhile the large Blue one has entered the city, to which a bone-curdling roar can be heard.
>>62548
Trump Tower is nowhere to be seen.
>>62549
Tracy slows even more and fixates on the space past the Blue creature, ears perked at the roaring.
Tracy slows even more and fixates on the space past the Blue creature, ears perked at the roaring.
>>62555
Mostly the rows of long spikes with dessicated corpses impaled along them. The corpses - I should say - are still moving. Many of them, despite their obvious filth are wearing clearly identifiable attire.
Mostly the rows of long spikes with dessicated corpses impaled along them. The corpses - I should say - are still moving. Many of them, despite their obvious filth are wearing clearly identifiable attire.
>>62557
They are still moving... What attire is that? Do they appear to be undead or recently impaled?
They are still moving... What attire is that? Do they appear to be undead or recently impaled?
>>62556
A beaten and thoroughly bloodied corpse of that large blue reptilian is suddenly flung from one of the overhead breaches in the Durpistan Dome structure. It spins along as it flies through the air, landing with a crackling thud amidst the reptilian line.
A beaten and thoroughly bloodied corpse of that large blue reptilian is suddenly flung from one of the overhead breaches in the Durpistan Dome structure. It spins along as it flies through the air, landing with a crackling thud amidst the reptilian line.
>>62560
"Hmmm.. Looks like there's a siege going on here..." Tracy whispers
Tracy peeks past the corridor from which the lizard flew.
Is the attacker visible?
"Hmmm.. Looks like there's a siege going on here..." Tracy whispers
Tracy peeks past the corridor from which the lizard flew.
Is the attacker visible?
>>62559
On one end it appears to be the Generals, on the other end it appears to be the Gestapo. They appear to have been in this position for a long time, years perhaps. The whole scene is almost a morbid parody of Football.
>>62561
As Infernius contemplates a place to land as well as wtf that was, he is attacked by two flying creatures swooping down on him.
On one end it appears to be the Generals, on the other end it appears to be the Gestapo. They appear to have been in this position for a long time, years perhaps. The whole scene is almost a morbid parody of Football.
>>62561
As Infernius contemplates a place to land as well as wtf that was, he is attacked by two flying creatures swooping down on him.
>>62562
The attacker is inside Durpistan, with complete concealment. Tracy can slowly make her way through the crowd, taking a 10 on her move silently as long as she goes slow, due to the ambient sound of the crowd.
The attacker is inside Durpistan, with complete concealment. Tracy can slowly make her way through the crowd, taking a 10 on her move silently as long as she goes slow, due to the ambient sound of the crowd.
>>62567
Okay, she does that then.
Is that factoring in her folding cart? (that has Lenos and Torc in it)
Okay, she does that then.
Is that factoring in her folding cart? (that has Lenos and Torc in it)
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>>62563
Trumpaladin has a horrified expression and feeling, but largely remains calm. He examines the scene further. Now, is there insignia anywhere? The spikes, are they normal wood or something else?
But most importantly, you say the corpses are still moving? Are they undead? Detect undead. Also, is there something I should roll like a knowledge check?
Trumpaladin has a horrified expression and feeling, but largely remains calm. He examines the scene further. Now, is there insignia anywhere? The spikes, are they normal wood or something else?
But most importantly, you say the corpses are still moving? Are they undead? Detect undead. Also, is there something I should roll like a knowledge check?
>>62572
They're all undead. Unrecoverable to a man, by resurrection or otherwise. Nothing short of a wish could bring them back.
>>62568
Infernius is suddenly reminded of the time that Illusionist pulled a fast one on him, and he thought that there were no kittens. Except this time, he knows it is true. In this world there are no kittens.
They're all undead. Unrecoverable to a man, by resurrection or otherwise. Nothing short of a wish could bring them back.
>>62568
Infernius is suddenly reminded of the time that Illusionist pulled a fast one on him, and he thought that there were no kittens. Except this time, he knows it is true. In this world there are no kittens.
Reeee! Tracy's birds!
>>62571
Yeah, but I didn't realize she was taking the cart too.
Also
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORFILLY
Yeah, but I didn't realize she was taking the cart too.
Also
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORFILLY
>>62573
Now here's the realy question, and I am unsure quite how to ask it - does it appear that the city was sacked by Undead, or by Outsiders? I would think that since both have attacked Port Barry, Trumpaladin has a point of comparison. What sort of undead have they been turned into? Is it a sort that spreads virally and indicates direct infection? There's probably a knowledge check or something here like knowlegde religion. Could Fae know?
Trumpaladin re-kills the undead corpses of once noble men and loyal followers. He removes their corpses from the spikes, and gathers them in a pile atop wood, and burns the corpses. He says the funeral prayers for both Football and Rockwell upon them, hoping to bring peace, and a dignified end to these men of faith and strength
Now here's the realy question, and I am unsure quite how to ask it - does it appear that the city was sacked by Undead, or by Outsiders? I would think that since both have attacked Port Barry, Trumpaladin has a point of comparison. What sort of undead have they been turned into? Is it a sort that spreads virally and indicates direct infection? There's probably a knowledge check or something here like knowlegde religion. Could Fae know?
Trumpaladin re-kills the undead corpses of once noble men and loyal followers. He removes their corpses from the spikes, and gathers them in a pile atop wood, and burns the corpses. He says the funeral prayers for both Football and Rockwell upon them, hoping to bring peace, and a dignified end to these men of faith and strength
>>62575
Immediately upon entry, Tracy discovers that the reptilians are themselves not to keep to enter, because for one there's a huge throng of zombies milling about the area. In addition to that, there's a very oversized and rather familiar black dragon perched on top of a ruined building, roaring loudly with fresh blood across its claws and teeth.
>>62576
Eventually, the two come across a plaque. In crudely hammered brass is written. "To Commemorate the Defeat and Destruction of Football"
Immediately upon entry, Tracy discovers that the reptilians are themselves not to keep to enter, because for one there's a huge throng of zombies milling about the area. In addition to that, there's a very oversized and rather familiar black dragon perched on top of a ruined building, roaring loudly with fresh blood across its claws and teeth.
>>62576
Eventually, the two come across a plaque. In crudely hammered brass is written. "To Commemorate the Defeat and Destruction of Football"
>>62581
Yes. Kiynen has gotten big since the last time Tracy saw her.
Yes. Kiynen has gotten big since the last time Tracy saw her.
>>62576
Trumpaladin touches holy water to the foreheads of one of the men. It burns to the touch. He says to pony:
"That's what I'm trying to figure out. I think that when we left we were fighting an internal dispute within the Imperial Court, which was the Emperor against the Undead. I get the impression that the Undead destroyed the city, and then were replaced by fiends who broke through when the divine chains holding them back held them no longer. But I am unsure"
>>62580
silently swears vengeance
Trumpaladin touches holy water to the foreheads of one of the men. It burns to the touch. He says to pony:
"That's what I'm trying to figure out. I think that when we left we were fighting an internal dispute within the Imperial Court, which was the Emperor against the Undead. I get the impression that the Undead destroyed the city, and then were replaced by fiends who broke through when the divine chains holding them back held them no longer. But I am unsure"
>>62580
silently swears vengeance
>>62585
"Ouch. But who's the dragon. They look kinda familiar."
>"Finally, another reptile to talk to"
"Ouch. But who's the dragon. They look kinda familiar."
>"Finally, another reptile to talk to"
[1d20 = 6]
>>62587
Being an idiot, and totally missing that part I just mentioned about a herd of zombies inside the city, which is where Tracy took the cart, let's see if they were detected!
>>62587
Being an idiot, and totally missing that part I just mentioned about a herd of zombies inside the city, which is where Tracy took the cart, let's see if they were detected!
>>62590
We agreed that she'd go to the Ocean on the northern shore, but noooo. She overstayed her visa in Durpistan
We agreed that she'd go to the Ocean on the northern shore, but noooo. She overstayed her visa in Durpistan
[2d20+12 = 29]
Luckily they're zombies, none of them notice the whispering wizard atop the cart, guided by the invisible Medusa-gorgon.
>>62592
Durpistan was the idea. She feeds from the ocean, but otherwise lives in Durpistan.
>>62593
You say that now.
In any case, Infernius is getting attacked by 2 sonic lances.
Luckily they're zombies, none of them notice the whispering wizard atop the cart, guided by the invisible Medusa-gorgon.
>>62592
Durpistan was the idea. She feeds from the ocean, but otherwise lives in Durpistan.
>>62593
You say that now.
In any case, Infernius is getting attacked by 2 sonic lances.
[6d6 = 20]
[6d6 = 9]
One hits Infernius, the other hits the other creature.
[6d6 = 9]
One hits Infernius, the other hits the other creature.
>>62597
As Tracy gets closer, Kiynen sniffs the air, and zeroes in on Tracy's position, but unable to focus on her.
>>62599
From midair?
Uatchit looks back at Infernius, somehow able to express confusion and disbelief, but vanishes into a pouf of smoke and resuming her place as a sort of pin on Infernius' attire.
As Tracy gets closer, Kiynen sniffs the air, and zeroes in on Tracy's position, but unable to focus on her.
>>62599
From midair?
Uatchit looks back at Infernius, somehow able to express confusion and disbelief, but vanishes into a pouf of smoke and resuming her place as a sort of pin on Infernius' attire.
>>62601
*Designates Kiynen as Dodge Target, just to be safe*
Tracy trots towards the dragon, seemingly oblivious to the danger
*activates mask to remove disguise*
"Killy!"
*Designates Kiynen as Dodge Target, just to be safe*
Tracy trots towards the dragon, seemingly oblivious to the danger
*activates mask to remove disguise*
"Killy!"
>>62606
Disguise, yes. Invisibility, no.
ROOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Kiynen lifts off with a few swooping flaps of her wings, angled toward the cart like a slow-moving freight-helicopter.
Disguise, yes. Invisibility, no.
ROOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Kiynen lifts off with a few swooping flaps of her wings, angled toward the cart like a slow-moving freight-helicopter.
>>62611
I don't like this, I don't like it one bit.
>Realizes my only good spell for taking on undead is lvl 0
Yep, this won't end well
I don't like this, I don't like it one bit.
>Realizes my only good spell for taking on undead is lvl 0
Yep, this won't end well
>>62612
He would recognize the sound of the roar as well, but yes he's awake and he has a small degree of comprehension of the situation. He detects the smell of a multitude of rot, as well as Kiynen, 2 signatures that smell like Kiynen, Thez, and another he can't identify.
He would recognize the sound of the roar as well, but yes he's awake and he has a small degree of comprehension of the situation. He detects the smell of a multitude of rot, as well as Kiynen, 2 signatures that smell like Kiynen, Thez, and another he can't identify.
>>62614
*looks around curiosly before jumping as high as he can and hitting his button to turn into a dragon himself*
*looks around curiosly before jumping as high as he can and hitting his button to turn into a dragon himself*
>>62620
Torc wonders if he could even find a way to somehow draw attention to the three
"Well why don't I just cast dancing lights if we wanna be seen"
Torc wonders if he could even find a way to somehow draw attention to the three
"Well why don't I just cast dancing lights if we wanna be seen"
[5d20 = 51]
>>62624
Infernius is swarmed from all around. The medium sized (comparatively) ones adjacent and prone execute a grapple while the Blue ones move to flanking positions.
>>62624
Infernius is swarmed from all around. The medium sized (comparatively) ones adjacent and prone execute a grapple while the Blue ones move to flanking positions.
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>>62629
Not immediately no, unless Tracy wanted to attempt a near-impossible acrobatic-tumbling move.
Or just use her shoes and dart over to just above the zombie heads.
>>62631
And as though on cue https://youtu.be/bfazhyIe6mQ the reptile that did land a grapple explodes, preempted only by a <whoooof> sound. As bits disperse in a wave, <whooooof> another sound of physical destruction ruptures just behind Infernius.
Not immediately no, unless Tracy wanted to attempt a near-impossible acrobatic-tumbling move.
Or just use her shoes and dart over to just above the zombie heads.
>>62631
And as though on cue https://youtu.be/bfazhyIe6mQ the reptile that did land a grapple explodes, preempted only by a <whoooof> sound. As bits disperse in a wave, <whooooof> another sound of physical destruction ruptures just behind Infernius.
[1d20+25 = 31]
>>62632
Tracy just continues towards Kiynen
Rolling to tumble over/through zombies in the way.
>>62632
Tracy just continues towards Kiynen
Rolling to tumble over/through zombies in the way.
>>62638
<whooooof>
"Well you picked a fine...."
<whooof>
.....
<whoooof>
"Time to show back...."
<whoooof>
.....
<whoooof>
"UP!"
From other perspectives, Thez is a veritable quantum-physical blur, cutting/driving through swaths of zombies, disappearing for moments to return in a decisive and lethal position. The ground inside the city, at least around Tracy, Torcuil, and Infernius' inbound (by free-fall, since that's what he wanted) is quickly cleared because they are/were weak zombies and there are still more just not immediately.
<whooooof>
"Well you picked a fine...."
<whooof>
.....
<whoooof>
"Time to show back...."
<whoooof>
.....
<whoooof>
"UP!"
From other perspectives, Thez is a veritable quantum-physical blur, cutting/driving through swaths of zombies, disappearing for moments to return in a decisive and lethal position. The ground inside the city, at least around Tracy, Torcuil, and Infernius' inbound (by free-fall, since that's what he wanted) is quickly cleared because they are/were weak zombies and there are still more just not immediately.
>>62643
Are you saying it's her turn
Tracy flails uselessly, not bothering to resist, but still protesting.
"I'm glad to see you too!" she spits
Are you saying it's her turn
Tracy flails uselessly, not bothering to resist, but still protesting.
"I'm glad to see you too!" she spits
Kiynen however, has successfully scooped up the wagon containing Torcuil and (more important to her) Lenos, and is lumbering her way back to a raised building that is not entirely destroyed.
>>62644
"Tch."
>>62645
No, Thez literally hit Tracy 3 times there. Not rolling damage because she wasn't doing it do inflict damage, just the effect desired.
>>62644
"Tch."
>>62645
No, Thez literally hit Tracy 3 times there. Not rolling damage because she wasn't doing it do inflict damage, just the effect desired.
>>62648
you are right im the retard it seems
you are right im the retard it seems
>>62647
[angry pony noises]
".. You look.. different..." Tracy says trailing off, her eyes growing agitated once more
[angry pony noises]
".. You look.. different..." Tracy says trailing off, her eyes growing agitated once more
What ultimately happened, and what shall now be detailed through a lengthy dialogue which I had hoped would occur over the course of the next week is that this Thez and the current party would be reunited in a manner of speaking, the former using her abilities to a degree which (tbh, she's always had but has been downplayed) hasn't been seen, the current party getting a view of a desolate but curiously inspired segment of activity in the ruins of Durpistan.
'Reeee where are my angels?!' once again echoes through Tracy's mind
Leading the present and current party - which she immediately notices the obvious absence of Trump and Fae - and after the to be detailed dialogue, Thez will end up leading Infernius, Torcuil, Tracy, Snek, and maybe Stix? into the Durpistan sewer system.
>>62656
My bad, I wasn't sure.
"WhO DareS?" whisper/echoes across the finally and blessedly still field of Football.
My bad, I wasn't sure.
"WhO DareS?" whisper/echoes across the finally and blessedly still field of Football.
>>62658
"It is I, The Paladin of Trump, along with Stix and my mount Fae. I am the former proprietor of this location. These were my men - great men they were. We have come to investigate this hellish future"
"It is I, The Paladin of Trump, along with Stix and my mount Fae. I am the former proprietor of this location. These were my men - great men they were. We have come to investigate this hellish future"
Eerie spikes still dot the field, themselves mirroring the field positions of actual Football players in a grotesque pantomime, the whole thing a disgusting mockery of Football, a chillness beyond atmospheric conditions blows over the field, the air immediately turning into a vaporous fog.
"S...S...Gay marriage...."
>Gay marriage Gay marriage Gay marriage
echoes continuously around Trump, Stix, and Fae.
"S...S...Gay marriage...."
>Gay marriage Gay marriage Gay marriage
echoes continuously around Trump, Stix, and Fae.
>>62663
Trumpaladin looks out to the heavens, and utters a prayer in thanks to the god known as "Pupperwoff."
He says to the voice:
"You have no power here on these consecrated and holy grounds!"
\r
Trumpaladin looks out to the heavens, and utters a prayer in thanks to the god known as "Pupperwoff."
He says to the voice:
"You have no power here on these consecrated and holy grounds!"
\r
>>62665
"WhaaT Is ThiiiiiiS" the voice whispers over the field.
"This was once a field of the Truncated Icosahedron. But clearly to speak of it directly has been infringed. Gay marriage is forbidden.
HOW IS THIS SO> Who are YOU"
"WhaaT Is ThiiiiiiS" the voice whispers over the field.
"This was once a field of the Truncated Icosahedron. But clearly to speak of it directly has been infringed. Gay marriage is forbidden.
HOW IS THIS SO> Who are YOU"
>mfw Sam and Bunny are either dead or all grown-up
>Tracy only got to spend a month with them
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Tracy only got to spend a month with them
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62666
"I am he who fights for and spreads Football! I seek to bring an end to all such blasphemy. I see you have stumbled upon a pact I made with a god of the game world.
I am a servant of Elway, and a spreader of righteousness. You attempt to speak blasphemy. Now, repent!"
"I am he who fights for and spreads Football! I seek to bring an end to all such blasphemy. I see you have stumbled upon a pact I made with a god of the game world.
I am a servant of Elway, and a spreader of righteousness. You attempt to speak blasphemy. Now, repent!"
Theres a certain sport, pertaining to the truncated icosahedron, that the literal use of the word will result in the term Gay marriage being posted, on /vx/ if not the board as a whole. As such, and I'm kekking my ass off typing this, Tracy will have to build a cult dedicated to Gay marriage, and attempt to get Gay marriage to rival Football, which can never be. Have you heard? You might think that the Bird is the word, but you'd be wrong. Dead Wrong.
The word is a name, and that name is John Elway. And do you think John Elway will permit Gay marriage to rival Football?
The word is a name, and that name is John Elway. And do you think John Elway will permit Gay marriage to rival Football?
[1d20 = 10]
>>62668
"ElwaY, Foootbaaaaalll," the voice whispers.
"[o}TherE Is nO FootbalL HerE!" is shouted from Trump's right. "ElwaY Has beeN BanisheD!"
>>62668
"ElwaY, Foootbaaaaalll," the voice whispers.
"[o}TherE Is nO FootbalL HerE!" is shouted from Trump's right. "ElwaY Has beeN BanisheD!"
A hissing sound fills the air as the opportunistic attack was totally ineffective
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>>62669
So much this
"Spirit, if ye be of the devilish ball, then I shall have to banish you to the place where all of you damned hippies infesting Denver keep going from - San Fransisco. Which is almost as bad as Seattle, which where the Seahawks come from. Which is worse than the inside of the belly button of a particularly obese woman standing in line in front of you at walmart taking too damn long to use her cupons. Like damn it, just pay for the damn prego sauce! It's a few cents at most! Any ways, you'd best renounce your devil ball or I shall show you the light and truth of Elway more forcibly!"
>>62671
"YOU LIE! Elway may never be bannished!"
So much this
"Spirit, if ye be of the devilish ball, then I shall have to banish you to the place where all of you damned hippies infesting Denver keep going from - San Fransisco. Which is almost as bad as Seattle, which where the Seahawks come from. Which is worse than the inside of the belly button of a particularly obese woman standing in line in front of you at walmart taking too damn long to use her cupons. Like damn it, just pay for the damn prego sauce! It's a few cents at most! Any ways, you'd best renounce your devil ball or I shall show you the light and truth of Elway more forcibly!"
>>62671
"YOU LIE! Elway may never be bannished!"
>>62670
whispers
"Do you think it's possible they sealed off Football from this dimension the way Soros had been sealed off?"
Trumpaladin is worried
whispers
"Do you think it's possible they sealed off Football from this dimension the way Soros had been sealed off?"
Trumpaladin is worried
>>62673
So glorious is his face
The mist swirls around Trump, Stix, and Fae, whispering: "Oh yeS, ThiS WorlD Has beeN CleanseD of FootbalL. As iT ShoulD bE."
So glorious is his face
The mist swirls around Trump, Stix, and Fae, whispering: "Oh yeS, ThiS WorlD Has beeN CleanseD of FootbalL. As iT ShoulD bE."
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>>62675
"You can never banish Football from the hearts of Americans you globalist Demon!"
Trumpaladin holds Vanderiem almost like a Baseball bat ready to swing, which comes from another important American sport, specifically extracting gambling debts from working class men who borrowed from the Mafia by breaking their legs - an American tradition that came from Sicily originally
"You can never banish Football from the hearts of Americans you globalist Demon!"
Trumpaladin holds Vanderiem almost like a Baseball bat ready to swing, which comes from another important American sport, specifically extracting gambling debts from working class men who borrowed from the Mafia by breaking their legs - an American tradition that came from Sicily originally
>>62676
Upon arriving at a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-esque, Subway hideout, passing several gates and traps that require abstract thinking and which immediately murder stupid reactions. She leads the procession in silence, the whole time the group is flanked by 2 shadows, darting and flowing along the surrounding environment.
Upon arriving at a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-esque, Subway hideout, passing several gates and traps that require abstract thinking and which immediately murder stupid reactions. She leads the procession in silence, the whole time the group is flanked by 2 shadows, darting and flowing along the surrounding environment.
>>62684
As soon as he he tries to reach out in any way, and he so would at any opportunity, she slaps his hand away angrily. Think Fiona in Shrek, is it 3 or 4? The one where Shrek didn't exist.
As soon as he he tries to reach out in any way, and he so would at any opportunity, she slaps his hand away angrily. Think Fiona in Shrek, is it 3 or 4? The one where Shrek didn't exist.
"What's the meaning of this?" Stopping finally, she spins on the group. She's still wearing something of a fighting outfit, but its in horrible disrepair and alot of its materials are patch-work. Beyond that she looks more in her late 20's than the previous presentation of Thez the party has known. She has, I should mention, only grown 2", now to 4'4".
>>62694
"I could ask you the same thing." Tracy barks back, gritting her teeth
"Just what the fuck happened to this place?"
"I could ask you the same thing." Tracy barks back, gritting her teeth
"Just what the fuck happened to this place?"
>>62695
Her face betrays the realization that a lot of time has in fact passed
"Or rather, what the fuck happened to us...?" she trails off, her tone fading
Her face betrays the realization that a lot of time has in fact passed
"Or rather, what the fuck happened to us...?" she trails off, her tone fading
>>62695
"This place? What the fuck happened to YOU?! How long has it been? 10 years? 20?" Outrage, clearly visible, glancing at Infernius all the while, gauging his reactions most specifically.
"This place? What the fuck happened to YOU?! How long has it been? 10 years? 20?" Outrage, clearly visible, glancing at Infernius all the while, gauging his reactions most specifically.
>>62697
"Me dont really understand whats going on, one minute me was surrounded by bodies, then the next me was with friends and me was happy to see them, but then me realized most important person to me wasn't there. So me came to find you."
"Me dont really understand whats going on, one minute me was surrounded by bodies, then the next me was with friends and me was happy to see them, but then me realized most important person to me wasn't there. So me came to find you."
[2d20 = 20]
>>62702
And while she tears up a bit at the previous, he does not successfully execute the latter. What does happen is he finds his legs entangled, falling forward on his face.
>Trip attack, Grapple attack
>>62702
And while she tears up a bit at the previous, he does not successfully execute the latter. What does happen is he finds his legs entangled, falling forward on his face.
>Trip attack, Grapple attack
A shadow of a thing goes tumbling comically away, colliding with a nearby support column. Infernius still goes tumbling to the ground however.
>>62705
"Why you hit me? Me don't know what me did wrong? But whatever it is me did, me deserve it. Continue untill you are satisfied. But me am just glad to see you."
*smiles and eyes twinkle*
"Why you hit me? Me don't know what me did wrong? But whatever it is me did, me deserve it. Continue untill you are satisfied. But me am just glad to see you."
*smiles and eyes twinkle*
Tracy watches the whole thing, partly confused, partly anxious.
>>62707
Thez isn't attacking. One of the shadows that previously flanked the party is. Failing in some regard. Infernius is prone however.
Thez isn't attacking. One of the shadows that previously flanked the party is. Failing in some regard. Infernius is prone however.
>>62711
Newp, this is actually pretty amusing to Tracy by my interpretation. She did notice the very apt shadow-thingy tho.
Newp, this is actually pretty amusing to Tracy by my interpretation. She did notice the very apt shadow-thingy tho.
I'm very tired...
>>62714
No save, circumstantial
>>62712
"Y...you oaf,..." is overwhelmed by the sound of continuous flames. A hiss issues throughout, as small fibers of debris still smoulder.
"You call THAT a FIRESTORM?" Lenos' assertively asinine brownie voice cuts in.
>L cast Firestorm, all feats.
"Addy, get out now!" Thez yells.<whoooooof>
<whoooooooof> grabbing Stix <whoooooof> and arriving in an unthreatened tunnel.
At the same time, Infernius finds himself pulled through a shadow by a chain attached to his leg. He's not sure how long its been there. As he's looking at it the smaller group of Thez and Stix arrive. "I figured I would let Lenos rage. The tunnels fill with spiders and such, and he can burn ever so long, its something to behold. He could forge weapons without a forge if he really wanted. From what I'm seeing there's probably a divergence in perspective," Thez says.
No save, circumstantial
>>62712
"Y...you oaf,..." is overwhelmed by the sound of continuous flames. A hiss issues throughout, as small fibers of debris still smoulder.
"You call THAT a FIRESTORM?" Lenos' assertively asinine brownie voice cuts in.
>L cast Firestorm, all feats.
"Addy, get out now!" Thez yells.<whoooooof>
<whoooooooof> grabbing Stix <whoooooof> and arriving in an unthreatened tunnel.
At the same time, Infernius finds himself pulled through a shadow by a chain attached to his leg. He's not sure how long its been there. As he's looking at it the smaller group of Thez and Stix arrive. "I figured I would let Lenos rage. The tunnels fill with spiders and such, and he can burn ever so long, its something to behold. He could forge weapons without a forge if he really wanted. From what I'm seeing there's probably a divergence in perspective," Thez says.
>>62727
Well then Tracy is the one Thez would have whoofed, so she also would be able to readily restrain Tracy from wandering off. Infernius would also be present, for the same reasons of pulled through a shadow.
Well then Tracy is the one Thez would have whoofed, so she also would be able to readily restrain Tracy from wandering off. Infernius would also be present, for the same reasons of pulled through a shadow.
>>62731
"Ya mind not blowing up our head-quarters? Especially not around Lenos who takes it as a challenge?" Thez spits at Infernius.
"Ya mind not blowing up our head-quarters? Especially not around Lenos who takes it as a challenge?" Thez spits at Infernius.
>>62734
"Technically, you're the intruder, and you," she says, shouting toward the shadows, "lurk moar faggit."
Roll a d20 if you want your character to have heard the whispered "no u" in response.
"Technically, you're the intruder, and you," she says, shouting toward the shadows, "lurk moar faggit."
Roll a d20 if you want your character to have heard the whispered "no u" in response.
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>mfw birbs are either dead or grown-up
reeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeee
>>62737
Juvenile, female.
>>62736
To my understanding, Infernius cast Fire Storm and blew up the area in a manner that only singed everyone. Then Lenos took that as a challenge (as he would) and did a maximized and otherwise beefed Fire Storm, which is his specialty. Thez and co got those assembled (meaning Infernius and Tracy) into a not deadly situation.
Juvenile, female.
>>62736
To my understanding, Infernius cast Fire Storm and blew up the area in a manner that only singed everyone. Then Lenos took that as a challenge (as he would) and did a maximized and otherwise beefed Fire Storm, which is his specialty. Thez and co got those assembled (meaning Infernius and Tracy) into a not deadly situation.
So currently Thez, Infernius, and Tracy are in a separate section of tunnel. Lenos meanwhile is raging fire just like Tracy's menes
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My pretties...!
>>62753
If Tracy wants to be violent, she can start in like Infernius did and you saw what happened there (his should was totally destroyed by the way) but she might hold off her agression for a moment, since the situation is dire? Maybe?
If Tracy wants to be violent, she can start in like Infernius did and you saw what happened there (his should was totally destroyed by the way) but she might hold off her agression for a moment, since the situation is dire? Maybe?
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>>62751
Hey. Trumpaladin lost not one, but two waifus. So if anyone should be in a state of mourning....
Hey. Trumpaladin lost not one, but two waifus. So if anyone should be in a state of mourning....
So Infernius and Tracy have the opportunity to interject. Trump, Stix, and Fae are an unresolved element.
>>62762
Blowing up? Im not mad. "Thez honey me am confused to what going on, please dont be angry. Me didnt choose to leave."
Blowing up? Im not mad. "Thez honey me am confused to what going on, please dont be angry. Me didnt choose to leave."
[1d20+3 = 5]
>>62768
Thez, in spite of the complete seriousness of the situation, the extreme amount of time, and the unanswered questions and such that remain, starts giggling uncontrollably and pulls out a black marker and begins doodling on Tracy's face. Rolling Crafting check.
>>62768
Thez, in spite of the complete seriousness of the situation, the extreme amount of time, and the unanswered questions and such that remain, starts giggling uncontrollably and pulls out a black marker and begins doodling on Tracy's face. Rolling Crafting check.
>didn't actually go to bed 'cuz insomnia
*Wakes up momentarily*
"Reeeeeee! Your drawing sucks!"
*Collapses once more*
*Wakes up momentarily*
"Reeeeeee! Your drawing sucks!"
*Collapses once more*
Its a crude drawing, but it does its job. Tracy has a benis on a face.
And for a moment, Thez looks at Infernius, with a glint of that knowingly-innocent daring she used to have. Then her expression darkens. "I have alot of questions."
And for a moment, Thez looks at Infernius, with a glint of that knowingly-innocent daring she used to have. Then her expression darkens. "I have alot of questions."
This begins a rapid dialogue period. For example, Thez would ask about the lack of aging and they would naturally disclose that they're as normal, and Thez would then detail "uhm, its been 15 years. Lots has changed."
>shadows boop Infernius
>>62778
Boops stone.
"I've had plenty of time to think about it. You were completely detectable, I was almost to you and suddenly you and by all accounts everyone was gone. Without a trace. This world has been,... different with everyone gone." she says, looking downward.
"What she means is that shit's fucked six ways from sunday!" chortles from the shadows, drawing a glare from Thez.
Boops stone.
"I've had plenty of time to think about it. You were completely detectable, I was almost to you and suddenly you and by all accounts everyone was gone. Without a trace. This world has been,... different with everyone gone." she says, looking downward.
"What she means is that shit's fucked six ways from sunday!" chortles from the shadows, drawing a glare from Thez.
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>15 years
Reeeee! The birdies could have grandkids by now for all I know! Reeeeeee!
Reeeee! The birdies could have grandkids by now for all I know! Reeeeeee!
>>62779
*points at the direction of the shadow*
"You watch your mouth, and come let me get a look at you."
*points at the direction of the shadow*
"You watch your mouth, and come let me get a look at you."
>tfw your tulpa grows so big it buds off into a third dissasocative identity
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Infernius' arm hangs with a sickening chug. The shadows start laughing hysterically, while Thes starts giggling despite efforts to withhold laughter.
[1d20 = 16]
>>62792
Tracy is visibly losing it.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Rolling Intimidate
>>62792
Tracy is visibly losing it.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Rolling Intimidate
>>62797
"Your birds are fine. They're nesting in the upper reaches of the city," Thez scoffs at Tracy.
"Your birds are fine. They're nesting in the upper reaches of the city," Thez scoffs at Tracy.
[1d20+25 = 32]
Sleight of Hoof to wipe away tears streaming down face.
Sleight of Hoof to wipe away tears streaming down face.
>>62798
"F-f-f-fifteen years...!" Tracy chokes out, clearly beside herself
Tracy makes a movement to leave the tunnel.
"F-f-f-fifteen years...!" Tracy chokes out, clearly beside herself
Tracy makes a movement to leave the tunnel.
"Excuse me for a moment," Thez <whooooof>.... <whoooof>"Alright, the main hall should clearer than its been in months."
She grabs Tracy's shoulder, and Infernius' hanging arm. Tapping a thin greyed chain running across the floor <whooooof> the group is returned to the earlier chamber where Lenos has been temporarily placated with a small barrel of ale.
She grabs Tracy's shoulder, and Infernius' hanging arm. Tapping a thin greyed chain running across the floor <whooooof> the group is returned to the earlier chamber where Lenos has been temporarily placated with a small barrel of ale.
>>62807
Back in the comfier section of the underground lair, Thez waits for a response, statement, or question from Infernius or Tracy. As Lenos has beeh placated, that means the situation with Kiynen has been resolved. That hasn't played out yet, but we'll just assume it has. Kiynen has learned to adopt the shape of an early-20's female and has done so, and Torcuil will be on scene trying to process what he's just seen.
Back in the comfier section of the underground lair, Thez waits for a response, statement, or question from Infernius or Tracy. As Lenos has beeh placated, that means the situation with Kiynen has been resolved. That hasn't played out yet, but we'll just assume it has. Kiynen has learned to adopt the shape of an early-20's female and has done so, and Torcuil will be on scene trying to process what he's just seen.
>>62813
"There's nothing left. Everything is gone,everything that was built has been taken or destroyed. Port Barry is a ruined wasteland. Sparintenar has been wiped off the planet and Cardishore has turned into a signpost. The whole world has been remade in the image and design of George Soros. This, this here is all that is left."
"There's nothing left. Everything is gone,everything that was built has been taken or destroyed. Port Barry is a ruined wasteland. Sparintenar has been wiped off the planet and Cardishore has turned into a signpost. The whole world has been remade in the image and design of George Soros. This, this here is all that is left."
>>62818
"I said ENO,..." she begins to yell, starting to reach back for a strike. After a long and drawn out pause she chuckles "You're such an idiot. First for thinking I would allow such a thing to happen, and second for thinking that's what I'd be worried about right now."
"I said ENO,..." she begins to yell, starting to reach back for a strike. After a long and drawn out pause she chuckles "You're such an idiot. First for thinking I would allow such a thing to happen, and second for thinking that's what I'd be worried about right now."
>>62826
"Thats a question I'll answer once I find something for us to eat. I should be back before too long. Try not to wander too far, you might get lost." she <whooooof> disappears.
"Thats a question I'll answer once I find something for us to eat. I should be back before too long. Try not to wander too far, you might get lost." she <whooooof> disappears.
>>62828
That question too shall take a while to answer, for asie from catatonic Tracy, Torcuil, and Lenos, he's talking to empy tunnels.
That question too shall take a while to answer, for asie from catatonic Tracy, Torcuil, and Lenos, he's talking to empy tunnels.
*aside
>>62831
Alright, that's where I'm gonna leave the official gaming. Trump, Fae, and Stix are in an unresolved adversarial exchange, Torcuil and Lenos have spoken at length with Kiynen, and Infernius just got left for a moment with Tracy, who is freaked out about what has happened to her precious birbs.
Alright, that's where I'm gonna leave the official gaming. Trump, Fae, and Stix are in an unresolved adversarial exchange, Torcuil and Lenos have spoken at length with Kiynen, and Infernius just got left for a moment with Tracy, who is freaked out about what has happened to her precious birbs.
Sorry about passing out guys.
>>62817
>Pourter-house
Saved for future reference
Torc notes that another seemingly scary entity turns into a normal female.
"I'm not sure how I feel about this future."
And then he remembers
"Well you two got your reunions with the loves of your life's and Tracy didn't need one, so when do I get mine?"
>>62817
>Pourter-house
Saved for future reference
Torc notes that another seemingly scary entity turns into a normal female.
"I'm not sure how I feel about this future."
And then he remembers
"Well you two got your reunions with the loves of your life's and Tracy didn't need one, so when do I get mine?"
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>>62836
He's already been attacked once, I just figured he might want to let the bad guy monologue for a bit.
He's already been attacked once, I just figured he might want to let the bad guy monologue for a bit.
>>62837
>He's already been attacked once
What?
Yeah, he would let the demon spirit monologue, since the spirit may say something that gives insight to the situation
>He's already been attacked once
What?
Yeah, he would let the demon spirit monologue, since the spirit may say something that gives insight to the situation
>>62842
Not really. Basically you go around determining what would de escalate the situation, and then you do something completely different.
Not really. Basically you go around determining what would de escalate the situation, and then you do something completely different.
>>62847
The sound of giggling and departing steps leads off in an alternate direction. The ruined city its self is a mazework of previously (somewhat) intuitive streets and tunnels. In the obvious years since it was first destroyed, it has become a ruined labyrinth of dead ends, broken walls and buildings, and rubble doorways.
The sound of giggling and departing steps leads off in an alternate direction. The ruined city its self is a mazework of previously (somewhat) intuitive streets and tunnels. In the obvious years since it was first destroyed, it has become a ruined labyrinth of dead ends, broken walls and buildings, and rubble doorways.
>>62849
After an increasingly obvious game resembling hide and seek, leading through pathways up through some old buildings, "in here," the voice leads Tracy through an open doorway to a large, flat rooftop with old and unsericeable machinery placed every so often. A loud scraping sound can be heard nearby, and there are large lumps dotting the ground, black and white and gray, almost like half-melted stone that has cooled and re-solidified.
After an increasingly obvious game resembling hide and seek, leading through pathways up through some old buildings, "in here," the voice leads Tracy through an open doorway to a large, flat rooftop with old and unsericeable machinery placed every so often. A loud scraping sound can be heard nearby, and there are large lumps dotting the ground, black and white and gray, almost like half-melted stone that has cooled and re-solidified.
>>62852
I misphrased the description. She would be exiting onto the rooftop, rather than entering from. As she does so, she can see that this is easily the highest building in Durpistan, a large billboard placed over the structure. It is there that the scraping sound is coming from, and upon her appearance there an oversized and ear-piercing <SCREEEEEECH> sound is heard.
I misphrased the description. She would be exiting onto the rooftop, rather than entering from. As she does so, she can see that this is easily the highest building in Durpistan, a large billboard placed over the structure. It is there that the scraping sound is coming from, and upon her appearance there an oversized and ear-piercing <SCREEEEEECH> sound is heard.
>>62854
SKWAAAAAAA
An incredibly oversized form <WHUMP> lands behind Tracy, while the scraping coming from the building intensifies. As Tracy turns, an oversized falcon stands, wings still spread offensively. Behind her, an upside-down head swings down until its level. Both birds open their mouths and tense visibly.
SKWAAAAAAA
An incredibly oversized form <WHUMP> lands behind Tracy, while the scraping coming from the building intensifies. As Tracy turns, an oversized falcon stands, wings still spread offensively. Behind her, an upside-down head swings down until its level. Both birds open their mouths and tense visibly.
... and start om nom noming tracy's mane and tail and body and hooves and ears and everything no lewd gently and affectionately but hyper-energetically.
>>62856
Tracy makes a sound that is indistinguishable between laughing and crying.
She turns to putty for a bit before burying herself between the enormous animals.
"... I.. I.. I'm so sorry...!" she chokes out
Tracy makes a sound that is indistinguishable between laughing and crying.
She turns to putty for a bit before burying herself between the enormous animals.
"... I.. I.. I'm so sorry...!" she chokes out
"I've never seen them act this way before. Bunbun, up!" says a shadowy figure half-way up the billboard. In response, the birb still hanging upside down turns its body and oms the entire creature, and then spits it back out up along its neck.
" something something -everyone else is getting happy reunions. At least I have you"
>"You're a loser"
"Love you too"
>"You're a loser"
"Love you too"
>>62859
>everyone else is getting happy reunions
Trumpaladin's followers were all murdered, their souls annihilated, their corpses animated as zombies, and then impaled upon stakes in a way that mocked their lives and faith
>everyone else is getting happy reunions
Trumpaladin's followers were all murdered, their souls annihilated, their corpses animated as zombies, and then impaled upon stakes in a way that mocked their lives and faith
*hugs bird* (who should be Sam, if I understand)
".... I'm so sorry...!" she says again, her voice trailing off
".... I'm so sorry...!" she says again, her voice trailing off
>>62862
Bunny resumes nomming on Tracy while the shadowy figure reclines and watches her. At length the figure says, "I was told you were vicious."
Bunny resumes nomming on Tracy while the shadowy figure reclines and watches her. At length the figure says, "I was told you were vicious."
*hugs both birdies at once in a feat of cartoonish Earth-pony strength*
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Goodbye...
maybe for a while, maybe forever. Depends if I can stop fucking shit up like always.
maybe for a while, maybe forever. Depends if I can stop fucking shit up like always.
*Wild leprechaun appears and begindms tapdancing*
Stillness echoes throughout Durpistan. A forgotten and long-dead city, it exists now as a haven for those who dare to oppose Soros.
A last haven for those last.
Thez returns, bearing a particularly large lump of recently killed green flesh. "Addy, I need your help" calls out distantly, to the surrounding town.
Meanwhile, as Tracy continues doting on her precious birbs, who she's been separated from (from her persective) for almost a day, and from their perspective has been the better part of a score of years.
The shadow-creature lounging on Bunny perks up at the distant call.
"Gotta go!" it blurts, before almost rolling off the side of Bunny, and in doing so off the side of a building.
Infernius - in the main chamber of the living quarters that were thrown together in this ruins of a city - contemplates the situation. On the one hand, he's not so stupid as to not know or appreciate the gravity of the situation. On the other hand, the Thez that he sees is certainly the Thez that he knows,... but there's more to her now. And then there's that curious shadow-person running around.
Torcuil meanwhile attempts to make sense of the scene he's just witnessed, which if he spoke draconic might have looked like more than a brownie rubbing up against a black dragon,... with a pair of little iguana-sized black dragons to boot,... but I'm sure we'll get to that in time too.
A last haven for those last.
Thez returns, bearing a particularly large lump of recently killed green flesh. "Addy, I need your help" calls out distantly, to the surrounding town.
Meanwhile, as Tracy continues doting on her precious birbs, who she's been separated from (from her persective) for almost a day, and from their perspective has been the better part of a score of years.
The shadow-creature lounging on Bunny perks up at the distant call.
"Gotta go!" it blurts, before almost rolling off the side of Bunny, and in doing so off the side of a building.
Infernius - in the main chamber of the living quarters that were thrown together in this ruins of a city - contemplates the situation. On the one hand, he's not so stupid as to not know or appreciate the gravity of the situation. On the other hand, the Thez that he sees is certainly the Thez that he knows,... but there's more to her now. And then there's that curious shadow-person running around.
Torcuil meanwhile attempts to make sense of the scene he's just witnessed, which if he spoke draconic might have looked like more than a brownie rubbing up against a black dragon,... with a pair of little iguana-sized black dragons to boot,... but I'm sure we'll get to that in time too.
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So after a bit of cleaning and butchering, Thez returns to the main living quarters bearing freshly killed meat. The shadow-person is constantly flanking her, assisting where available, before taking a seat and digging in.
"Ythrak? Again?" the shadow chides.
Thez doesn't respond, and only slightly winces at the retort.
"Ythrak? Again?" the shadow chides.
Thez doesn't respond, and only slightly winces at the retort.
>>62673
"No footBall!" "NeveR!" "Praise Be to Gay marriage"
The mists coil around Trump, assaulting him with their blaphemy.
"No footBall!" "NeveR!" "Praise Be to Gay marriage"
The mists coil around Trump, assaulting him with their blaphemy.
[4d20 = 23]
>>62888
"You shall die for your Blasphemy! Your Siren Song shall be silenced, your winds of globalism shall be forever calmed!"
Trumpaladin swings at the mists in his immediate vicinity. At the mist itself, not at any other known target
>>62888
"You shall die for your Blasphemy! Your Siren Song shall be silenced, your winds of globalism shall be forever calmed!"
Trumpaladin swings at the mists in his immediate vicinity. At the mist itself, not at any other known target
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>>62895
Also, all in all, Killy set up her nest there first. It was the rest of us who decided to stay in the port or at the tower.
Also, all in all, Killy set up her nest there first. It was the rest of us who decided to stay in the port or at the tower.
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[4d20 = 27]
>>62902
"Then I shall cleanse it of Globalism, and erase your law!"
More slashing at air
"Hey! Only I'm allowed to peg Trollestia.
I mean, carry on"
>>62902
"Then I shall cleanse it of Globalism, and erase your law!"
More slashing at air
"Hey! Only I'm allowed to peg Trollestia.
I mean, carry on"
>>62904
Torc didn't know what he was doing.
And Troll must've thought it was a great idea, because she did it twice in the same night.
Torc didn't know what he was doing.
And Troll must've thought it was a great idea, because she did it twice in the same night.
*hugs birdies*
Will y'all be able to play today?
I'd like to explore the situation, after Tracy's done playing with her birds, if she ever gets done...
I'd like to explore the situation, after Tracy's done playing with her birds, if she ever gets done...
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Okay first off, I'm going to use that first set of dice rolls as Trump's 'taking initiative' series of strikes.
[1d100 = 44]
[1d20 = 20]
Fae and Stix need to roll initiative, and Trump lands two strikes before
[1d20 = 20]
Fae and Stix need to roll initiative, and Trump lands two strikes before
>>62917
That's exactly what I meant
Unfortunately, while he hit with his first two strikes, that fumble results in Trump loosing his footing - and Vandereim - who spins about 10 feet away.
"Oh fug, I'm gonna be sick," the sword says as it clangs to the ground.
That's exactly what I meant
Unfortunately, while he hit with his first two strikes, that fumble results in Trump loosing his footing - and Vandereim - who spins about 10 feet away.
"Oh fug, I'm gonna be sick," the sword says as it clangs to the ground.
Alright. Order is:
Trump
Gaylord
Stix
Fae
Trump
Gaylord
Stix
Fae
[1d20 = 11]
Gaylord performs a ranged touch attack against Trump, casting a black ray of crackling negative energy.
Gaylord performs a ranged touch attack against Trump, casting a black ray of crackling negative energy.
Upon being struck by the beam - which does hit (no saving throw) - Trump feels noticeably weaker.
>>62924
His shot lands squarely in the creature's chest. However, it doesn't seem the least bit affected by it (damage reduction). It does seem angrier however
His shot lands squarely in the creature's chest. However, it doesn't seem the least bit affected by it (damage reduction). It does seem angrier however
... however she looses her footing and loses her initiative on the next round (initiative is temporarily 1)
Its now Trump's turn. He's prone, and Vandereim is 10 feet away, and he feels weaker than he did.
[4d20 = 37]
>>62929
Trumpaladin quickdraws Sugoito, and full round attacks with slashes
"You must die NOW
>>62929
Trumpaladin quickdraws Sugoito, and full round attacks with slashes
"You must die NOW
Trump can quick-draw Sugoito, and he can get up, but that's it for the round.
>>62936
Trumpaladin lets out a mighty "REEEEEEEEEEEEE" and stands up with sword drawn and aimed at Blasphemer
Trumpaladin lets out a mighty "REEEEEEEEEEEEE" and stands up with sword drawn and aimed at Blasphemer
As Trump gets to his feet the creature hisses at him and drinks a potion, becoming immediately gaseous and insubstantial, but still visible and present.
[1d20 = 5]
>>62939
In case of manyshot, you would want to roll a 2d20, but since you already rolled one I'll do the other. Obviously, the first shot missed.
>>62939
In case of manyshot, you would want to roll a 2d20, but since you already rolled one I'll do the other. Obviously, the first shot missed.
Both of Stix' shots miss. Oh wait, the creature is gaseous. They would have missed anyway.
Trump's turn. The creature is gaseous and insubstantial, but still appears before him in its altered state, amused that such a simple effect seems to have completely neutered their ability to harm it.
Stix now possesses a flask of gatorade (holy water).
Fae's turn,... though I'm not sure what effect she could have at the moment
With a Quick Action, Trumpaladin quick-mounts Fae, taking a 10 on a riding check, and holds his action/readies a full round attack for when the Blasphemer is in range
Gaylord, feeling quite self-satisfied and realizing that he doesn't need to kill Trump and co., that it is far better off simply alerting its allies to their presence, begins to fly away in retreat.
It would say something to this degree, but it can't speak in gaseous form.
It would say something to this degree, but it can't speak in gaseous form.
>>62958
In gaseous form, it moves at 10'/round. As far as movement speed, it is incapable of escaping, but It can keep the gaseous form for,... a while
In gaseous form, it moves at 10'/round. As far as movement speed, it is incapable of escaping, but It can keep the gaseous form for,... a while
>>62961
The flask passes harmlessly though it, because Stix neglected to open the flask.
I'm kidding
As the liquid strikes the creature, several affects occur. For one, the holy gatorade dispells the continuing effects of the gaseous form. In addition to that, the Gatorade burns the creature's skin like acid. It shrieks in sinister agony, as it falls to the ground.
The flask passes harmlessly though it, because Stix neglected to open the flask.
I'm kidding
As the liquid strikes the creature, several affects occur. For one, the holy gatorade dispells the continuing effects of the gaseous form. In addition to that, the Gatorade burns the creature's skin like acid. It shrieks in sinister agony, as it falls to the ground.
[5d20 = 68]
[3d20 = 38]
>>62962
Now release the held attack
Fae: Pounce and rip at it with Tooth and Claw
Bite Claw claw
Trumpaladin:"I shall smite thee with my mighty sword!"
Slashes. Smite evil on the first two and Feather fall, because why not?
Smite smite slash slash slah
[3d20 = 38]
>>62962
Now release the held attack
Fae: Pounce and rip at it with Tooth and Claw
Bite Claw claw
Trumpaladin:"I shall smite thee with my mighty sword!"
Slashes. Smite evil on the first two and Feather fall, because why not?
Smite smite slash slash slah
[1d100 = 76]
The creature is now proned, and,... ouch,... I don't think it made it after that
The creature is now proned, and,... ouch,... I don't think it made it after that
>>62963
Trumpaladin scores a 20 on a smite evil attack with his highest base attack bonus and his sword of Sharpness
"FEEL THE POWER OF FOOTBALL MOTHER FUCKER!"
Trumpaladin scores a 20 on a smite evil attack with his highest base attack bonus and his sword of Sharpness
"FEEL THE POWER OF FOOTBALL MOTHER FUCKER!"
"Good Job there pony... Looks like we got him"
Trumpaladin's expression returns to sadness,
"Now... let me finish up here... I was wanting to show you this place. These people. Under much different circumstances"
Trumpaladin continues the work of burning the bodies
Fae, however, does a scent check for anyone familiar
Trumpaladin's expression returns to sadness,
"Now... let me finish up here... I was wanting to show you this place. These people. Under much different circumstances"
Trumpaladin continues the work of burning the bodies
Fae, however, does a scent check for anyone familiar
>>62966
"Fool, I'M the Grounds keepeR! You cannoT defeat me ForeveR!" the creature rasps as in grows still, it body destroyed by Trump and Fae's vicious onslaught.
"Fool, I'M the Grounds keepeR! You cannoT defeat me ForeveR!" the creature rasps as in grows still, it body destroyed by Trump and Fae's vicious onslaught.
Gaylord is kill, and silence again descends on the Football field. Upon further dousing the creature with Holy Ade, its body dissolves further until all that remains is its equipment which consists of,....
Bracers of Armor +4
Cloak of Resistance +1
Ring of Protection +1
Scroll of Summon Monster
Wand of Magic Missiles
Bracers of Armor +4
Cloak of Resistance +1
Ring of Protection +1
Scroll of Summon Monster
Wand of Magic Missiles
>>62970
"Looks like we got some things for you little pony"
*helps dress up pony*
"Use this necklace to keep the ring on, since you have no fingers. It was used by Percival, one of my Broncos, as a sort of austere jewelry."
Trumpaladin says sadly
"I hope you can keep up the Football with it
"Looks like we got some things for you little pony"
*helps dress up pony*
"Use this necklace to keep the ring on, since you have no fingers. It was used by Percival, one of my Broncos, as a sort of austere jewelry."
Trumpaladin says sadly
"I hope you can keep up the Football with it
Having successfully vanquishedish the grounds-keeper, the abomination that had been wrought on the Football field has been put to rest. A lonely breeze blows through Trump's magnificent hair as he contemplates his next move. Also, Stix has newer better.
*brushes birdies*
>>62972
After Trumpaladin deconstructs the horrid display and burns the corpses of the Ghestapo and the Generals, he goes on Fae to check the Mill and the Harbor. Fae checks with her spot, listen, and scent skills. Any signs of life?
After Trumpaladin deconstructs the horrid display and burns the corpses of the Ghestapo and the Generals, he goes on Fae to check the Mill and the Harbor. Fae checks with her spot, listen, and scent skills. Any signs of life?
>>62974
>remove negative levels
Good move. The spell was Enervation, which docked Trump 2 temporary levels
Now, when I say that there's no Port Barry, what I mean is that there's plenty of rubble and part of the wall is still standing. The remaining posts where the dock used to be is charred black, and the city seems to have been utterly razed by force and magic, some of which was bestial in nature. The mill is ash (sawdust fire, explosion, etc). There is no sign of life anywhere, and not for some time by the scene.
>remove negative levels
Good move. The spell was Enervation, which docked Trump 2 temporary levels
Now, when I say that there's no Port Barry, what I mean is that there's plenty of rubble and part of the wall is still standing. The remaining posts where the dock used to be is charred black, and the city seems to have been utterly razed by force and magic, some of which was bestial in nature. The mill is ash (sawdust fire, explosion, etc). There is no sign of life anywhere, and not for some time by the scene.
>>62977
Damn.
"Well... I guess there is nothing more for us here. The others said they were going to Durpistan, and that is where we shall go"
Trumpaladin Rides on Fae, with Stix, to Durpistan, probably along the known road
Damn.
"Well... I guess there is nothing more for us here. The others said they were going to Durpistan, and that is where we shall go"
Trumpaladin Rides on Fae, with Stix, to Durpistan, probably along the known road
>>62979
"No. In fact, it was razed in this sort of way before we even left. I expect to find even less of Durpistan than we found of Port Barry here. But it is where the others went, and we are stronger in a group."
"No. In fact, it was razed in this sort of way before we even left. I expect to find even less of Durpistan than we found of Port Barry here. But it is where the others went, and we are stronger in a group."
>>62978
They make their way to Durpistan along the devastated and windswept landscape. Only the howling of the wind greets them, as they plod along. As they near Durpistan, they see that it is still (news to them, but for prose) under seige, with the lizard-creatures growing more emboldened and attempting to invade the city. They also see that the mining operation has been resumed by foul creatures, with a cacophany of noise issuing from the numerous tunnel entrances.
They make their way to Durpistan along the devastated and windswept landscape. Only the howling of the wind greets them, as they plod along. As they near Durpistan, they see that it is still (news to them, but for prose) under seige, with the lizard-creatures growing more emboldened and attempting to invade the city. They also see that the mining operation has been resumed by foul creatures, with a cacophany of noise issuing from the numerous tunnel entrances.
>>62982
>fly
No. The city - or what's left of it - (no one bothered to clean up the wreckage) is far more intact than Port Barry, and at the moment the invaders are being repelled by the countermeasures, which they can't detect from their position.
>fly
No. The city - or what's left of it - (no one bothered to clean up the wreckage) is far more intact than Port Barry, and at the moment the invaders are being repelled by the countermeasures, which they can't detect from their position.
>"Checkmate"
"For the last time, this is fucking Monopoly"
"For the last time, this is fucking Monopoly"
Flying into the city, Trump first notices the veritable moat of zombies along the inside perimeter of the walls, which effectively keeps the lizard-creatures from storming the city. In response to Tracy's missive, Trump can see distant movement on the indicated building/billboard.
>one of the baby dragons runs across and knocks over the Monopoly board, which dispells the magic
"Lenos, could you take... Him? Her?"
Torc picks up the little thing and walks over to Lenos
>"Take care of it yourself, you need practice for you and Death's"
"gulp"
Torc wonders how much of an ass kicking he's gonna get for disappearing.
"Lenos, could you take... Him? Her?"
Torc picks up the little thing and walks over to Lenos
>"Take care of it yourself, you need practice for you and Death's"
"gulp"
Torc wonders how much of an ass kicking he's gonna get for disappearing.
Meanwhile, in the Ninja-Turtles hideout.
Fae's roar echoes through the city, audible from the remainder of the party's position. The shadowy creature jumps up excitedly and runs from the room.
"Addy wait," Thez tries to stop her with little success. She sighs and looks at Infernius. "She has her father's recklessness."
Fae's roar echoes through the city, audible from the remainder of the party's position. The shadowy creature jumps up excitedly and runs from the room.
"Addy wait," Thez tries to stop her with little success. She sighs and looks at Infernius. "She has her father's recklessness."
Alright. So is it safe to say that everyone is following after Thez, or are they still nomming? I mean, I'm sure Infernius is following, but I won't speak for the others.
>>62991
Trumpaladin is going to the upper spire, since that is where Tracy said she was. He does not know where Thez is
Trumpaladin is going to the upper spire, since that is where Tracy said she was. He does not know where Thez is
Fae, Stix, and Trump swoop to the top of the building, where Tracy is wistfully lovin' on dem birbs, the birds themselves acting like oversized parakeets who have literally shit themselves in their excitement. Soon after, a shadowy figure emerges from the rooftop doorway, followed summarily by Thez, Infernius, Torcuil, Snek, and Lenos(?). The shadowy figure, a little shorter than Thez gasps in excitement, and runs up to Fae.
"Wooooooow! What are you?" she says, mystified by Fae's appearance.
"Addy, don't be rude. Pull your hood down if you're going to talk to people."
And with a quick swipe of her hand, she does so.
For the record, Addy is wearing fighting robes that have been enchanted with that Armor of Darkness thing we were geeking on about way back when. The clothing its self is not armor, but it is enchanted such that it can cloak her entirely in shadows at will, which is how she usually goes about it.
... revealing a cherubic caucasian teenager with hair only a few shades off of Thez' (more to the red spectrum) who is entirely wide-eyed at Fae.
"Wooooooow! What are you?" she says, mystified by Fae's appearance.
"Addy, don't be rude. Pull your hood down if you're going to talk to people."
And with a quick swipe of her hand, she does so.
For the record, Addy is wearing fighting robes that have been enchanted with that Armor of Darkness thing we were geeking on about way back when. The clothing its self is not armor, but it is enchanted such that it can cloak her entirely in shadows at will, which is how she usually goes about it.
... revealing a cherubic caucasian teenager with hair only a few shades off of Thez' (more to the red spectrum) who is entirely wide-eyed at Fae.
"So I guess you're all here. Now. I guess its redundant to say that its been a very long time," Thez offers. "Its,... its good to see you all again." She clearly is dealing with a torrent of mixed emotions, all the while keeping one eye on the juvinile in their midst.
>>62994
Fae blushes in the way she can, and pulls her wings closer to herself.
"Why... hello, young... person. I am a dragonne, a sort of brass dragon-lion hybrid. And I am The Kitty Priestess of Football, American, and Elway. You may call me Fae. I have been sent here from the Gaurdinal Brigade to help spread the Truth of Football in this realm, under this Paladin here, whose patron is Trump."
>>62997
*Glares*
Fae blushes in the way she can, and pulls her wings closer to herself.
"Why... hello, young... person. I am a dragonne, a sort of brass dragon-lion hybrid. And I am The Kitty Priestess of Football, American, and Elway. You may call me Fae. I have been sent here from the Gaurdinal Brigade to help spread the Truth of Football in this realm, under this Paladin here, whose patron is Trump."
>>62997
*Glares*
>>62997
“Interesting. I believe we just melted a ghost of the homosexual variety. But the port is gone, everyone was dead, undead, and anything but alive I suppose.”
“Interesting. I believe we just melted a ghost of the homosexual variety. But the port is gone, everyone was dead, undead, and anything but alive I suppose.”
>>63000
"A real live kitty?!" Addy squeeee's in excitement.
>>63001
"I take it you saw what is left of the Port then?" Thez sighs. "After you all,... left,... a number of things happened. What remains of the Port came at the hands of a group from the north. They call themselves Zionists. They forged an alliance with Soros, and collectively summoned him back into this world. They didn't attack, not at first anyway, they simply moved from nation to nation, assimilating everything through economics and legalities which frankly, are quite beyond me."
"A real live kitty?!" Addy squeeee's in excitement.
>>63001
"I take it you saw what is left of the Port then?" Thez sighs. "After you all,... left,... a number of things happened. What remains of the Port came at the hands of a group from the north. They call themselves Zionists. They forged an alliance with Soros, and collectively summoned him back into this world. They didn't attack, not at first anyway, they simply moved from nation to nation, assimilating everything through economics and legalities which frankly, are quite beyond me."
>>63004
Fae looks around, then moves closer to rub herself against addy.
"What happened to the Empire? The Court City? And who are these 'Zionists'? Are they outsiders? And why didn't the Golden Lady keep Soros at Bay?"
Fae looks around, then moves closer to rub herself against addy.
"What happened to the Empire? The Court City? And who are these 'Zionists'? Are they outsiders? And why didn't the Golden Lady keep Soros at Bay?"
"As their power and influence grew, they reached out to the Court, who with Soros' backing, they turned on and eliminated Kefka. Once that happened, they began a series of invasive decrees, each limiting - on pain of worse than death - the rights and potential of the citizens of the Port. Sparintenar was their first strike point. They were no match."
>>63005
"The travel ban only applies to outsiders entering. There's no prohibition against people from this world summoning them here. The Empire was brought under the umbrella of Zion, and as far as I know the Court still remains. My information is limited. I've,... we've been in hiding. Before the Zionists came, rumors started circulating that *I* was responsible for everyone's disappearance, and I was declared an outlaw. I assume that was also the work of the Zionists."
"The travel ban only applies to outsiders entering. There's no prohibition against people from this world summoning them here. The Empire was brought under the umbrella of Zion, and as far as I know the Court still remains. My information is limited. I've,... we've been in hiding. Before the Zionists came, rumors started circulating that *I* was responsible for everyone's disappearance, and I was declared an outlaw. I assume that was also the work of the Zionists."
>>63009
"How have you survived for so long here? The wanted poster alone had enough information to lead us to your location"
"How have you survived for so long here? The wanted poster alone had enough information to lead us to your location"
"I might have been more able to assist, even being declared an outlaw, except she came," she says, gesturing to Addy, who is now carefully petting Fae, still mystified.
"I always wanted to see a real Kitty Kat, mom says they're the cutest," she absently wonders.
>>63010
"Oh, they've always known where I've been. After having a price on my head, I moved here with Kiynen and her eggs. Well, they're not eggs now, but at the time. But from my position, I couldn't interact with the Port or all of the Abyss would be wrought on the citizens. Soros doesn't believe in the death penalty, but he does believe in guilt by association."
"I always wanted to see a real Kitty Kat, mom says they're the cutest," she absently wonders.
>>63010
"Oh, they've always known where I've been. After having a price on my head, I moved here with Kiynen and her eggs. Well, they're not eggs now, but at the time. But from my position, I couldn't interact with the Port or all of the Abyss would be wrought on the citizens. Soros doesn't believe in the death penalty, but he does believe in guilt by association."
"It is only recently that they've taken an interest in our position here,...." she says, with a hint of irritation, as she looks at Addy while sating thus.
"What happened to your men, and to the Gestapo was by decree of the court. Apparently something about Football is diametrically opposed to Gay marriage, which is something of a religion for them. They decided that an example was to be made, this after carting off and enslaving the remainder of the Port."
"So there you have it. Cardishore was destroyed for providing people with hope and excitement, and for associating with Port Barry. Sparintenar was razed for possessing military capacity. Krenshall was also supplying Port Barry, but they were determined,... useful. And even though he has complete control over the world now - excepting this disaster of a city - he's preparing for something bigger. You've seen the mines? They've been extracting at break-neck speeds for months now."
>>63014
"I wasn't there. I only heard about it in the aftermath."
A>"Its ADELINE Adolphina Preston Al Thez," Addy says with a bit of pride and satisfaction at the attention."
T>"Yes. This is Addy. She, Kiynen, her sprouts, and this city is essentially all that is left of the world you knew."
>>63014
"I wasn't there. I only heard about it in the aftermath."
A>"Its ADELINE Adolphina Preston Al Thez," Addy says with a bit of pride and satisfaction at the attention."
T>"Yes. This is Addy. She, Kiynen, her sprouts, and this city is essentially all that is left of the world you knew."
Torc listens to story while glancing around.
He eventually looks at Stix and smiles faintly, remembering a certain stick a certain poner brought him.
Then others the notice he looks like he just saw Soros himself.
He eventually looks at Stix and smiles faintly, remembering a certain stick a certain poner brought him.
Then others the notice he looks like he just saw Soros himself.
Tracy is playing with her birds while her faggot tries to make mobile work. She is visibly listening though, her ears cocked toward the conversation like little satellite dishes.
>>63019
"Oooooohhhh, you're "that pompous jerk". I guess that makes you "the skinny bastard"?" Addy says, turning to Torcuil. "Are you guys all,... f. friends?"
"They're not gonna die are they?" she whispers to Thez.
"Oooooohhhh, you're "that pompous jerk". I guess that makes you "the skinny bastard"?" Addy says, turning to Torcuil. "Are you guys all,... f. friends?"
"They're not gonna die are they?" she whispers to Thez.
>>63021
Torcuil snaps out of it and I snap out of my shitty ass Grammer and looks offended
"The skinny bastard? That's how I'm known?"
Snek is laughing the best a snake can
>"My sides can't handle this"
The 30' snek is literally rolling on the floor, tripping Torc...
Torcuil snaps out of it and I snap out of my shitty ass Grammer and looks offended
"The skinny bastard? That's how I'm known?"
Snek is laughing the best a snake can
>"My sides can't handle this"
The 30' snek is literally rolling on the floor, tripping Torc...
Thez blushes a bit "Uhm,... I may not have been feeling particularly generous when mentioning you in previous."
>>63021
"I'm pretty good at living on my own. Not sure about the rest of these guys though." Tracy says
*Flexes jew-claws*
"Demons don't scare me."
"I'm pretty good at living on my own. Not sure about the rest of these guys though." Tracy says
*Flexes jew-claws*
"Demons don't scare me."
>>63025
"I heard about you too. You're supposed to be all angry and vicious," makes a grrrr face, "but Sammy and Bunbun tell me all I need to know." Addy says with a wink.
"And you're the one mom always cries when she looks at!" she says, pointing to Infernius. Thez' jaw drops at the mention of this.
"I heard about you too. You're supposed to be all angry and vicious," makes a grrrr face, "but Sammy and Bunbun tell me all I need to know." Addy says with a wink.
"And you're the one mom always cries when she looks at!" she says, pointing to Infernius. Thez' jaw drops at the mention of this.
>>63025
Torc leans over and whispers to the group minus Tracy
"But this scares her"
Torc then tells Tracy quite bluntly
"You still don't have your bag of knives"
Torc leans over and whispers to the group minus Tracy
"But this scares her"
Torc then tells Tracy quite bluntly
"You still don't have your bag of knives"
>>63027
Tracy looks at Torc smugly.
"Actually, I do."
*Whirls cloak to show that it is in fact lined with masterwork-quality daggers*
She got them back right before That Bitch dropped us off to get gangraped by niggers.
Tracy looks at Torc smugly.
"Actually, I do."
*Whirls cloak to show that it is in fact lined with masterwork-quality daggers*
She got them back right before That Bitch dropped us off to get gangraped by niggers.
"What, you do,... I've seen it plenty of times. She's got this whooooooole building dedicated to him. There's these books, and all these square-ish symbols painted throughout,...."
>>63028
"Well, I heard you were a good person, and that you would never have allowed the jews to take over. That the people would have rallied behind you and beat down the nasty bad guys, and there would have been a game of sorts. Also there was something about not being trustworthy around horses."
>>63028
"Well, I heard you were a good person, and that you would never have allowed the jews to take over. That the people would have rallied behind you and beat down the nasty bad guys, and there would have been a game of sorts. Also there was something about not being trustworthy around horses."
>>63026
>Mom always crys at
>Thez' jaw drops
I'm laughing and sobbing at the same time and I don't know what's more appropriate
>Mom always crys at
>Thez' jaw drops
I'm laughing and sobbing at the same time and I don't know what's more appropriate
>>63030
"D'aww....
Those people needed me. And now they are all gone. We've got to get back to the past as stop the 'Zionists.' If they can dsend us forwards, we can go back. Damn Court City must have been in on it. Speaking of horses, have you heard of a 'Felicia' or 'Slovenia' or 'Trollestia'?"
"D'aww....
Those people needed me. And now they are all gone. We've got to get back to the past as stop the 'Zionists.' If they can dsend us forwards, we can go back. Damn Court City must have been in on it. Speaking of horses, have you heard of a 'Felicia' or 'Slovenia' or 'Trollestia'?"
>>63035
She brightens for a moment at the mention. "Yes,... but they've been gone a long time. They were my friends."
She brightens for a moment at the mention. "Yes,... but they've been gone a long time. They were my friends."
>>63038
Thez shakes her head at this question, indicating that she knows but will not say, not in front of Addy.
"I,... don't know. Trolly was here a while ago, but she had to leave. Regina and Felicia left long before, saying they had "business". What is this "business" that ppl keep saying?"
Thez shakes her head at this question, indicating that she knows but will not say, not in front of Addy.
"I,... don't know. Trolly was here a while ago, but she had to leave. Regina and Felicia left long before, saying they had "business". What is this "business" that ppl keep saying?"
>>63039
"I see.... So of everyone I met, everyone. Felicia, Regina, all of my Generals, everyone in the Port. Baz. Everyone in Sparintenar. Everyone is gone, but the Bitch Dragon not only survived, but reproduced?"
Trumpaladin moves over to place a hand on Fae
"I see.... So of everyone I met, everyone. Felicia, Regina, all of my Generals, everyone in the Port. Baz. Everyone in Sparintenar. Everyone is gone, but the Bitch Dragon not only survived, but reproduced?"
Trumpaladin moves over to place a hand on Fae
"Addy, why don't you go and wash up, let me talk to our guests."
"Fine,...."
She exaggerates a beleaguered posture while slumping toward the door.
"Fine,...."
She exaggerates a beleaguered posture while slumping toward the door.
"You guys will still be alive when I wake up right?" Addy asks hopefully, just before the door.
>>63041
"I have one quick question, has Death ever stopped by to see me or has she been kept busy by Soros?"
>"That's your question?"
"To be honest I've only got Her and you guys to worry about."
>"You fucking NEET"
"I have one quick question, has Death ever stopped by to see me or has she been kept busy by Soros?"
>"That's your question?"
"To be honest I've only got Her and you guys to worry about."
>"You fucking NEET"
>>63047
She brightens at this. "Kay!" and then rushes through the door, effectively leaving the scene.
She brightens at this. "Kay!" and then rushes through the door, effectively leaving the scene.
"Please excuse her,... she's been frightfully sheltered her whole life," Thez offers half-assedly.
"But everything I told you is true. Felicia is Soros' private painter, tasked with - and compelled to - mutilate herself to supply paint for yet another portrait. Regina has been tasked with skinning herself, to provide suitably fine leather for Soros' private wardrobe. Oh, they're both charmed to survive the daily ordeal,... physically that is." she sobs a bit at this.
"But everything I told you is true. Felicia is Soros' private painter, tasked with - and compelled to - mutilate herself to supply paint for yet another portrait. Regina has been tasked with skinning herself, to provide suitably fine leather for Soros' private wardrobe. Oh, they're both charmed to survive the daily ordeal,... physically that is." she sobs a bit at this.
>>63050
Revealing her broken emotional and mental status, Thez crumbes, her legs giving way beneath her. "Welcome,... to my world," she says, sobbing uncontrollably.
Revealing her broken emotional and mental status, Thez crumbes, her legs giving way beneath her. "Welcome,... to my world," she says, sobbing uncontrollably.
>>63052
Trumpaladin is very uncertain, but he steps forward, and places a hand on Thez's shoulder
"We've got to undo this. Or at least stop it from escaping this world"
Trumpaladin is very uncertain, but he steps forward, and places a hand on Thez's shoulder
"We've got to undo this. Or at least stop it from escaping this world"
Regaining her feet. "So this is where we're at. The world is destroyed, under the thumb of arguably the most oppressive tyrant ever imagined. Everything that was good has been destroyed. Everything that everyone worked for," she says, looking to each person in turn, "is gone. Soros set his wrath upon the world,... but evidently that's not enough for him," she says, wiping her face.
>>63049
Torc falls on his knees, tears falling from his face.
"I... I brought"
>sob
"I bought her here"
Torc falls on his knees, tears falling from his face.
"I... I brought"
>sob
"I bought her here"
"We've been able to hole up here for years, but recently Addy snuck out and was detected. They," she says gesturing inparticularly, "know there is more going on here than me and Kiynen. To what degree, I don't know, but you've seen the welcoming committee."
>>63055
For the better part of a minute, Trumpaladin is silent.
He starts again:
"You say they started the mining activity recently?"
For the better part of a minute, Trumpaladin is silent.
He starts again:
"You say they started the mining activity recently?"
>>63060
"What... What have I done?"
Torc silently vows to personally save Felicia.
"Where... Is Troll?"
"What... What have I done?"
Torc silently vows to personally save Felicia.
"Where... Is Troll?"
>>63063
"I don't know. She hasn't been here for months, and then it was a short stop. The forests and the natural lands have been under as much a siege as the populated centers. Anything, anyone that doesn't bend to Soros is punished. I can't imagine that she fared any better than most."
"I don't know. She hasn't been here for months, and then it was a short stop. The forests and the natural lands have been under as much a siege as the populated centers. Anything, anyone that doesn't bend to Soros is punished. I can't imagine that she fared any better than most."
>>63066
If he's like the real Soros's, he'll try to dissolve the boundaries between the planes themselves.
If he's like the real Soros's, he'll try to dissolve the boundaries between the planes themselves.
Tracy, silent, looks down at the sea of lizards and corpses.
Steeling herself. "However. Since you're all here now, there's still a chance."
>>63073
*Ears-dishes rotate towards her*
"I'm listening." Tracy says, still peering down at the carnage.
*Ears-dishes rotate towards her*
"I'm listening." Tracy says, still peering down at the carnage.
Trumpaladin reaches out for someone to pet or hold onto, to calm himself down
>>63074
Snek is listening and relaying the information to Torc.
>"We'll get her buddy, and I'll be with you every step of the way."
>"Faggot"
Snek is listening and relaying the information to Torc.
>"We'll get her buddy, and I'll be with you every step of the way."
>"Faggot"
>>63075
>grabs a pussy
Kidding, but I thought I'd throw it in there for humor.
>>63074
"Well, now we know - to a degree - what happened to everyone, but we don't know why, or how. We can assume that someone amongst those deemed 'unfavorable' had a hand in it. There,... exists magic that can,... undo the overwhelming majority of this,... but it will be exceedingly difficult."
>grabs a pussy
Kidding, but I thought I'd throw it in there for humor.
>>63074
"Well, now we know - to a degree - what happened to everyone, but we don't know why, or how. We can assume that someone amongst those deemed 'unfavorable' had a hand in it. There,... exists magic that can,... undo the overwhelming majority of this,... but it will be exceedingly difficult."
>>63082
"No, they're not that powerful. Until today, I'd have thought that nothing but a devil was that powerful. I was wrong, but still, therein lies our chance. A devil is that powerful," she says somberly.
"No, they're not that powerful. Until today, I'd have thought that nothing but a devil was that powerful. I was wrong, but still, therein lies our chance. A devil is that powerful," she says somberly.