That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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[2d20 = 19]>>62155As Stix and Torcuil return to the stables, Vandereim belches a huge gout of fire. Rolling saving throws for Stix and Torcuil in that order.
>>62156>gets a 1 trying to destroy a gift from TrollestiaThis has to hurt. I have to make this one hurt.
>>62148"So.... you're an older artifact, err, sword, right? Who owned you before me? That Cecil guy?"
>>62162I almost expected it, desu.
[2d6 = 9]>>62163Torcuil gets burnded
>>62164"Nae, not that lilly bastard."
>>62165For the strangest reason, Tracy suddenly feels like giving up all her worldly belongings.
>>62166"Aye. Who then? How'd the Rats get you?"
Trumpaladin takes a note to never attempt to sever an artifact >>62166*Sells swag and uses shekels to build an orphanage*
>>62167"Itz a long story lad, but me last proper owner was a lad named Ga'ren. Not a paladin mind ye, but a proper cavalier. He lived the paladin's code even tho he got no magic or benefits for it. Strong as that Bull (Infernius) and smart as that skinny boy (Torcuil) on a good day."
>>62170"He's the reason the game came into being in the first place."
>>62168*walks away slowly*
>>62170>>62171"Who is this Ga'ren? Where did he come from and what did him in"
>>62169"I'm sure the children will be much happier having a new home than I was carrying around all that junk." Tracy says with a smile
>>62172"Its been a long time, I forget the specifics, but basically he was killed because the GM didn't like Ga'ren's player and pulled some meta shit."
>>62168Immediately upon doing so, Tracy snaps back to her old self. She has nothing.
>>62173Only Tracy can make that statement sound almost disgusting
>>62174"Fascinating. So how did you come to be?"
>>62176"Oh I was there the whole time! I was only an Intelligent Sword with a few bonuses back then, but I've been refined a wee times like I was the master sword n shit."
At this point in the story, I would like to make a comment about devices. Have you ever seen a metal lathe? If you hadn't, would you have any idea what it does or how it operates? This is how it is with the machines in the strip-mall area of the tower. Its not that they're one machine designed to do a particular thing, its a variety of machines with a variety of purposes, all together which achieve a precise function.
>>62177"So I know you're super sharp, you can talk, you can shoot fire, and you can cleave. What else can you do? Also... who made you then?"
I can't post pics for some reason
>>62180What is the error message?
>>62181There is none. Nothing happens when I click the box.
>>62179"His name was Warzdid the Wondrous Mage Most Magnificent - a compatriot of Ga'ren's - after a long and rich campaign."
>>62178How does one learn to use them?
"Lets see, I can detect alignment, I'm light as a feather sometimes,..."
>>62186... Somewhere once, in the stables of the tower ...
>>62187Find yourself a professional. Someone who can take a 10 on a DC 35
>>62185"And they made you to be an intelligent sword? Did he want company?"
>>62183This was the problem we had with the drag and drop system. You may have accidentally selected that, it may be something with your browser, or it may be a new problem caused by updates to the Javascript that have just been added. My guess is either you just didn't click something right, or there's something on your end. Are you using a phone?
Posting test image >>62188"Well I knew those...... I just forgot...."
Looks away in shame >>62188What happened to the acorn?
>>62189"Nae, it was so we could cause trouble to evil-doers! Since he had no magic and no steed, Warzdid figured he'd give him a unique advantage. Nobody expects the sword to *be* a character!"
In game terms, that allowed Warzdid's player to role-play shenanigens while Warzdid was memorizing spells and meta couldn't join in.
>>62192Is it also in the stables?
>>62195Yes, it was on the floor when Tracy struck it and then went temporarily insane. Its still there now.
>>62194"I see. Want to tell me more about yourself? About Aeons gone by?"
>>62198"You just don't learn do you?"
[1d20 = 7]>>62200Tracy relentlessly continues her attempts to destroy the acorn.
What's it's hardness?
>>62199"Aye lad, in time. In time. Now, fetch me some more booz! I hear they have a tap in this version of the tower!"
>>62201No u
[1d20 = 8]
>tfw no daggers to cut through wood
*Crushes with hooves*
>>62204The acorn disappears from Tracy's hooves.
>>62205*Snorts a tiny whisp of smoke*
"Grrr..!*
"Fucking white cunt is still around..!" Tracy curses, clearly put off after hearing Troll's voice
>>62202"Uh... okay"
Trumpaladin heads towards the kitchen, and once there, retrieves whiskey from the tap