That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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>>62289Stix readies an arrow.
“Well... something was not pleased”
[1d20 = 1]>>62291That Bitch has sent a message. It reads: "The only other way in is through an overhead chute, but that's restricted to corpses. I assumed you didn't want to enter that way."
Nothing in rage on the detection.
*seeing the light lenos quits looking for a stick or something similar and looks into the room the hissing noise came from*
The sound of scrambling over shifting and tumbling gore suddenly rumbles in the distance.
>someone use detect undead before I fly at this thing.
>>62293Snek slithers up to Stix and lays behind him
>"Oh I wish I could talk to you fuckers. Where did that idiot go?" >>62293>>62295>>62294>>62292"It seems like we must go forward. Onwards"
Move forward 20 feet and Detect evil.
Fae moves forward to remain 5 feet besides Trumpaladin and detects undead in kind
>>62299Tracy stays back, using Fae's large-sized body as just enough cover to hide.
... And waits to roll initiative.
>>62299Moves up beside the paladin.
>>62301Snek slowly slithers forward too
*sticks hands in pockets and slowly ambles behind everyone*
>>62304Snek looks at the cursed brownie and begins hissing
"Can you speak snake?"
>>62305*hisses back* When its necessary
>>62299The ceiling is vast, with a large track of some sort about 50' in the air running along the wall and inward in a grid pattern.
Suddenly forms start pepperg the radius of Trump's spell, humanoid and running forward in a savage motion being eerily quiet despite their numbers.
Anyone with darkvision exceeding 60' can interject a round activity prior to the humanoids appearing.
>>62307Not sure where torc is other then that he is with Thez. As to the plan we are going to fibd and rescue that idiot of an apprentice of mine
>>62308>exceeding 60Dammit..
Tracy draws her chain and holds it in her claw-hands, eadying for combat.
>>62312"Steady lad, I'm still a wee tipsy from the other night," Vandereim says to the suddenly more resplendent (and he was already shining like the sun) Trump.
>>62311Tracy stands with Dark and Edgy, her clawed hands whirling her 60' golden spiked chain.
>>62309>"Hopefully he's having a better time than me"Snek draws his Luger and prepares
What's the damage roll/critical on the lugers? >>62313Did Fae's spell confirm they were undead?
*Readies for combat, eyes and ears open, nostrils flared (gore doesn't bother her
that much) trying to sense what's approaching*
>>62313"Well, we're back into the heat right now. Maybe this will help you."
Trumpaladin removes a flask of grain alcohol from his suit, and pours some in Vanderiem's mouth
"Looks like you're gonna have some more fun today"
>>62315At the risk of meta gaming, I'm under the impression that all enemies are now beyond the range of effect for Detect spells>>62301"Are you sure you're up for this? Anyways, I must say that that bitch mentioned the existence of a chute specifically for corpses... makes me wonder what goes on in this city"
>>62316“I suppose we will find out he answer to both soon enough.”
>>62315Moderate undead auras penetrate Fae's
detection radius at the same time the humanoids do.
>>62316Good of you lad.
I have Trump 20' in, Fae 15' in, Lenos at the door, Tracy is hiding? and Snek would probably be at the opposite end of the door. Stix is in the room with his bow ready, am I forgetting anyone
Otherwise, roll for initiative.
Torcuil and Thez I will get to in a moment.
>>62318Let's have Fae to Trumpaladin's right side, also 20 feet in, if there is enough room abreast to allow for that. I think Stix said he also moved forward, though that is less than certain
[1d20+6 = 8][1d20 = 18]>>62319Rolling. Fae is the one with +6 and Trumpaladin is the one with no modifier
[1d20 = 12]
>"I wish I wasn't so squishy."
Initiative
[1d20+7 = 18]>>62318"Oh great, more corpses.." Tracy grumbles unenthusiastically.
>>62325>+7She's got a +4 dex modifier. Not +7. And She doesn't have improved initiative
>>62326She has 20 Dex, plus Improved Reaction.
Correct, Stix is next to Trump, presumably opposite Fae, or potentially in between.
I have the starting order as Trump/Tracy, Snek, Stix, and Lenos
The creatures are 30 away now. Their gaunt, pale, and leathery skin stretched tight across shrivelled torsos and limbs.
Behind those, scores more forms break the detection radius, from all conceivable direction. they're travelling at full speed in a rush.
[1d20 = 16]>>62330Just read along for the time being gm will let you know when your character is introduced
Forgot to delet the dice from the email feild
>>62331Trumapaladin readies a full action attack for when they close in range, and Fae does the same
[4d20 = 38]>>62328How many of them visible? Is the door behind them in sight?
Tracy lashes out with her chain at the closest one she sees, all the while looking for the way past the horde.
>>62330Your character will be introduced once we resolve the current situation. Please enjoy for the next period and take the time to observe the format.
>>62335Did she kill it? Can she cleave?
[2d4+5 = 12]
Tracy hits 3 of them with her chain, since its a reach weapon.
The other 30 or so visible remain unharmed, while 3 of them have reasonable gashes.
>>62341Are they holding their ground or charging?
As they run into combat range, their straggly hair locked into a giant afro everyone at the perimeter gets an attack of opportunity. That's right, I forgot that aspect of the idea. Their skin is not sheet white, its black.
[2d20 = 30]>>62343Attack of opportunity Trump
Attack of Opportunity Fae
Trumpaladin to Fae and Stix
"Were these victims of the flamethrowers? Their skin appears darker"