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Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
1319 replies and 72 files omitted.
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61672
61674
>>61670
"The Cardashil Administration Agency - CAA - who manages the whole of the city as well as relations with everyone from outside."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61674
61676
>>61672
"Fascinating. I take it you're a hired performer, but not an agent or administrator?"
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61676
61677 61678
Meanwhile Thez, satisfied by Torcuil's information turns to Stix, "We might be in for some shit. We still haven't heard back from Trump, Tracy, or Fae either. We might be in for some shit. I'll understand if you don't wish to join us," she says, but then smiles. "I will say though, you impressed me earlier. It takes guts to assault an unknown enemy, especially one that is obviously and readily beating professional peacekeepers."
>>61674
"I'm a little bit of all three. Since I make the most money for the city, I'm the de facto figurehead until someone else succeeds me."
ed/oZ
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No.61677
61679 61680
>>61676
"So does Cardishore sell like films and Broadway shows?"
\r
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61678
61680
>>61676
“Of course I want to come with you guys. I may not be the best fighter, but that isn’t going to stop me from helping out the best I know how. Besides, with you guys on the case, we have this in the bag.”
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61679
>>61677
*Gets lobotomized by minotuar brothers*
*watch emotionalessly as the >rape thez*
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61680
61681 61683
>>61678
She smiles warmly at this. "I'd hoped you might say that," she says tossing a ring to him. "I figure it should work if you put it on your tail. Otherwise, we can get you a harness or necklace or something.
>Ring of Telekinesis acquired, Stix can now use Telekinesis on command, comparable to a Unicorn, enabling full and unrestricted use of his bow.
>>61677
"Pardon? We do all kinds of media and entertainment, as well as innovating new types and styles."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61681
61682
>>61680
"Oh really? What's the latest in style?"
Trumpaladin holds up the ID, as if eagerly awaiting what she can show him
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61682
61684 61685
>>61681
"Here's a more recent performance which has been highly acclaimed. You might like it," she replies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsql523bSj4
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61683
61686
>>61680
“Huh... alright.”
Puts ring on tail
“Kind of a funny thing wear into combat, but I’ll take it.”
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61684
>>61682
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61685
61686
>>61682
"Fascinating. I bet our red bull would love that. You sure he'll still be there after we go by the warehouse?"
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61686
61687 61688
>>61685
"Unless his corpse is capable of getting up and walking away," she scoffs amusedly.
>>61683
Well, most wear them on their fingers,... but in your case,....
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61687
61689
>>61686
“I like it. Now, where exactly are we headed?”
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61688
61689
>>61686
"Who reviews fresh talent? Are the Auditions made into a televised show, or are they behind closed doors?
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61689
61690 61691 61692
>>61687
"Sparintenar," she says grimly, drawing out her disguise mask and placing it on her head like a hat.
>>61688
"Some are, others go through different channels. Its a diverse and elaborate network of application and organization. You'd know all about it if you actually came in the front door," she says with a smirk.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61690
61693
>>61689
"Sorry about that..."
looks away
"The rogue seemed to have had a bad experience when she tried that last time.

Anyways, what awaits those who do go through?"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61691
>>61689
“Alright. I have no clue where that is, but I’m ready to head out if you are.”
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61692
>>61689
Is a black couch involved?
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61693
61694
>>61690
"Depends on what they can do, how talented they are, the demand for their abilities, and a slough of other considerations. It is a lengthy process and quite tedious, but that's because at the completion of it the applicant can be set up for life to the degree of extravagance that their contracts bring in, not to mention the fame and prestige."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61694
61695
>>61693
"Does all that happen before they are given an ID and come up to the park here?"
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61695
61696 61697
>>61694
"Correct, and most don't come to the park. There are cases where the applicant is not talented enough and requires more training (which is provided), or they may not be suited to performing at all and instead are viable in a technical capacity. I really can't imagine this to be very interesting though," she says, showing signs of boredom.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61696
>>61695
"Provided"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61697
61698
>>61695
"Well I am interested in the efficient distribution and utilization of human resources, since it is in a way my own profession. But tell me what is interesting to you"
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61698
61699 61708
>>61697
"I am, and little else," she says activating the gate. As the portal opens, through it Trump can see a wide and brightly lit hallway with doors periodically located along the corridor. At the end of the hallway it veers to the right which can't be seen, but not before there's a large door with the words "Confiscations". With only a moment's hesitation, she strides through the gate, waiting for Trump and Tracy on the other side.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61699
61700
>>61698
The gate seems trustworthy enough. Step through with pony
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61700
61702 61710
>>61699
As they step through, the gate closes behind. Looking to his ID, Trump can see that he could activate the gate if he wants per the programming of its previous owner.

In case he's paranoid and thinks he's trapped or something. That bitch leads the way down the hallway arriving at the indicated door which she opens, walks through, and then holds the door open for them to follow. Inside the room there's a window with a door next to it. This room is the same bright white of the hallway, and behind the window is a very short fellow in a midnight blue robe. "ID please, he says, not looking up from his own ID, which he is lazily watching media on.
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61701
61705 61724
Meanwhile back at the Tower, Torcuil leads to the airship taking position at the wheel. Thez opens her bracelet and inspects its contents, nodding with satisfaction as she does so.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61702
61704
>>61700
Trumpaladin steps through and into the room
"Interesting"
He holds up his ID
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61703
*gets disem- bowled*
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61704
61707 61711
>>61702
He grabs another device and points it toward Trump, still not looking up from his ID. The device beeps and the short man drones, "Requested belongings?"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61705
>>61701
Stix gets onboard the airship
“What do you suppose the situation is over there? What are we up against?”
Anonymous
0/9/S
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No.61706
Lenos stops buy the bar in the tower to leave his tankard cracks his knuckles rolls hos shoulders and heads for the airship with a very irritated look o. His face
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61707
61709
>>61704
This is probably best for TF
"An efficient quiver with a number of knives, both magical and non-magical in nature. They are not under my name, but under something like Tracy Cage or..." *sighing* "'Mrs. Sentry'"
Mrs. Sentry
ed/oZ
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No.61708
>>61698
Tracy uses what ever magic she doesn't actually have to reveal illusion, or whatever item she got 4 months ago that hasn't been mentioned until this moment

>"I do not trust this woman. Let me kill her flashy"
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61709
>>61707
YAY!!!
Now catch up faggot! Xp
ed/oZ
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No.61710
61712
[3d20 = 22]
[1d20+50 = 68]
>>61700
Bridget pulls out the ID to the page where it would connect with the gate. She practices activating it herself, so she can have a +2 on use magic device checks later. She goes through, only on Brad's insistence.

She searches for traps in stealth, then stealthily moves silently up the hallway, searching for traps. Also roll listen checks. Add +60 modifiers to the last three dice
ed/oZ
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No.61711
61714
[1d20+26 = 38]
>>61704
Tracy approaches the man in a disguise and makes sure he can't see her. But he tells him her name anyways

In a very stern and irritated voice she says
"The name is 'Mrs. Sentry." I left several of my knives here a while ago. I want them back"

She eyes his device.

Is there like a pen or something that she can steal, or is that attacked to the desk in one of those small bead chains. Either way, she steals it. Rolling sleight of hand.
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61712
61713
>>61710
+60? And what item(s) now? I don't recall her having magical detection spells or equipment
Brad's Faggot
ed/oZ
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No.61713
61714
>>61712
It's me being bored
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61714
61716
>>61713
I feel like such a noob. Still, that'll work.
>>61711
Nothing to steal, but as Tracy says the name the man seems confused and actually looks up. As he does so, his face flashes for a moment with alarm, while That Bitch is impatiently looking at her own ID.
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61715
61718
"Uhm, yes of course. I will need the proper ID then," he says, appearing obviously nervous to Trump.
ed/oZ
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No.61716
61717
[1d20+13 = 20]
>>61714
Rolling to intimidate. Use the Cloak of Initimadation to increase points.
"Give. Me. My. Knives. Their names are 'Dark' and 'Edgy'. "
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61717
>>61716
"Of course, but I'll need the ID they're associated with, this Mrs. Sentry," he's a little panicked now.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61718
61719
>>61715
Trumpaladin explains to the man:
"I don't believe she acquired an ID at the time she went through. But this lady right here, she has an ID"
Trumpaladin points to the Bitch, who I'm sure is scary enough to make him shit himself
"Please don't keep her waiting. I am sure she is very busy"
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61719
61720 61723
>>61718
"Y, yes. RIght away. Without an ID, that would mean they would be," he gulps audibly, "in miscellaneous."
He looks down at his ID, and keys at it for a moment, peeking at Trump and Tracy nervously as he does so.
Mrs. Sentry
ed/oZ
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No.61720
61721
>>61719
What kind of objects is he wearing? Does he have any items in his shirt pocket, for instance? Is he in arm's reach?
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61721
61722
>>61720
No, he's separated by a window. He's wearing the cloak I mentioned, with his hood down exposing his face. After inputting into his device he just sort of sits there, now visibly sweating, and looking around nervously.

I suppose I should describe him. He bears a resemblance to Bilbo in the Hobbit, but doesn't appear to be a hobbit, he's just short. That bitch however, does look like a hobbit.
Mrs. Sentry
ed/oZ
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No.61722
>>61721
"Damn halfings" Tracy mutters to herself

"Could you hurry it up? I haven't got all day"

Tracy decides to take a page from That Bitch and Bilbo, and looks at her device. She looks at where they are on the map. There's a geolocater, right?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61723
>>61719
"This fine lady told me they were famous enough to become a meme. Surely you know where they are"