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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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Anonymous
69J36
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No.62603
62604 62608
>>62601
Uh, is the same said about the wizard in the cart?
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62604
>>62602
It has been noted, but the developing fight is more time sensitive. What Trump is doing is one of those moments you don't rush.
>>62603
And the sleeping dragon-brownie, now that you mention it.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62605
62620
>>62601
*angles my self so i land on my legs*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62606
62607
>>62601
*Designates Kiynen as Dodge Target, just to be safe*
Tracy trots towards the dragon, seemingly oblivious to the danger
*activates mask to remove disguise*
"Killy!"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62607
62609
>>62606
Disguise, yes. Invisibility, no.
ROOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Kiynen lifts off with a few swooping flaps of her wings, angled toward the cart like a slow-moving freight-helicopter.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62608
62610
>>62603
"Psst, NEET! Cancel the spell."
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62609
62611
>>62607
"Uh, Kiynen? It's me, Torcuil. How are you?"
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62610
>>62608
>Cancel button is pressed multiple times in distress
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62611
62613 62619
>>62609
Cuz he's not still surrounded by undead? Who are now VERY aware of his presence?
Anonymous
W1wmd
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No.62612
62614
*snorts awake smelling his lady* is that? It is
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62613
>>62611
I don't like this, I don't like it one bit.
>Realizes my only good spell for taking on undead is lvl 0
Yep, this won't end well
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62614
62615 62618 62619
>>62612
He would recognize the sound of the roar as well, but yes he's awake and he has a small degree of comprehension of the situation. He detects the smell of a multitude of rot, as well as Kiynen, 2 signatures that smell like Kiynen, Thez, and another he can't identify.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62615
62616
>>62614
>2 signatures that smell like Kiynen
.....
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62616
>>62615
Welp, we did ship it
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62617
62620
"Killy!" Tracy shouts, aloud
Anonymous
W1wmd
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No.62618
62620
>>62614
*looks around curiosly before jumping as high as he can and hitting his button to turn into a dragon himself*
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62619
>>62611
>>62614
*breaks legs on fall*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62620
62621 62622 62624
>>62617
>moar zombie attention
>>62618
>moar general attention
>>62605
Infernius falls amidst literally pissed-on reptilians. He and about 5 others in the immediate combat block are prone.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62621
62623 62627
>>62620
Tracy whips out her chain, ready to stab at any zombies
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62622
62630
>>62620
Torc wonders if he could even find a way to somehow draw attention to the three
"Well why don't I just cast dancing lights if we wanna be seen"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62623
>>62621
And walks closer towards Kiynen.
She unhooks the cart.
aMl60
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No.62624
62625 62626
[1d20 = 5]
>>62620
*me friend no attack."
*diplomacy*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62625
>>62624
I don't know what you were trying...
mMD0+
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No.62626
62629 62630 62631
[5d20 = 51]
>>62624
Infernius is swarmed from all around. The medium sized (comparatively) ones adjacent and prone execute a grapple while the Blue ones move to flanking positions.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62627
62628
1498842923613.png
>>62621
Bet you wish you had a Paladin right about now
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62628
>>62627
Tracy could probably just tumble through them.
Torc would die tho.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62629
62632
>>62626
Umm.. Is that within Tracy's reach?
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62630
>>62626
F
>>62622
Torc decides fuck it, might as well get out of reach.
He grabs Snek, turning him back to a staff, and casts fly to hover above the undead.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62631
62632
>>62626
"Thez!"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62632
62633 62634
>>62629
Not immediately no, unless Tracy wanted to attempt a near-impossible acrobatic-tumbling move.
Or just use her shoes and dart over to just above the zombie heads.
>>62631
And as though on cue https://youtu.be/bfazhyIe6mQ the reptile that did land a grapple explodes, preempted only by a <whoooof> sound. As bits disperse in a wave, <whooooof> another sound of physical destruction ruptures just behind Infernius.
XUORR
?
No.62633
[1d20+25 = 31]
>>62632
Tracy just continues towards Kiynen
Rolling to tumble over/through zombies in the way.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62634
62635 62637
>>62632
Is standing up a free action?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62635
62636
>>62634
wiki says:
>Standing up is a move-equivalent action that provokes an attack of opportunity.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62636
>>62635
*shoots self for meta*
mMD0+
?
No.62637
62638
[1d20 = 4]
>>62634
A move action
<whoooooof>
"And you never do anything simply, OH no!"
>grapple
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62638
62639
>>62637
"Simple is boring."
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62639
62640 62641
>>62638
<whooooof>
"Well you picked a fine...."
<whooof>
.....
<whoooof>
"Time to show back...."
<whoooof>
.....
<whoooof>
"UP!"

From other perspectives, Thez is a veritable quantum-physical blur, cutting/driving through swaths of zombies, disappearing for moments to return in a decisive and lethal position. The ground inside the city, at least around Tracy, Torcuil, and Infernius' inbound (by free-fall, since that's what he wanted) is quickly cleared because they are/were weak zombies and there are still more just not immediately.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62640
62641
>>62639
Tracy turns her head
"Thez! Good to see you.. I have six gorillion questions."

mMD0+
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No.62641
62642
[3d20 = 37]
>>62639
>>62640
Thez, who despite maintaining her delightful figure and form is still obviously at least a decade older, has sore and angry eyes, before <whoooof> .... <whooof> "And you,"
>Grapple attack, trip attack, stunning fist attack


Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62642
>>62641
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62643
62644
>ready move, maintain grapple
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62644
62645 62647
>>62643
Are you saying it's her turn
Tracy flails uselessly, not bothering to resist, but still protesting.
"I'm glad to see you too!" she spits


Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62645
62646 62647
>>62644
thez isnt attcking you.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62646
>>62645
I'm an idiot, it seems.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62647
62650
Kiynen however, has successfully scooped up the wagon containing Torcuil and (more important to her) Lenos, and is lumbering her way back to a raised building that is not entirely destroyed.
>>62644
"Tch."
>>62645
No, Thez literally hit Tracy 3 times there. Not rolling damage because she wasn't doing it do inflict damage, just the effect desired.

Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62649
>>62648
you are right im the retard it seems
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62650
>>62647
[angry pony noises]
".. You look.. different..." Tracy says trailing off, her eyes growing agitated once more
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62651
62656
What ultimately happened, and what shall now be detailed through a lengthy dialogue which I had hoped would occur over the course of the next week is that this Thez and the current party would be reunited in a manner of speaking, the former using her abilities to a degree which (tbh, she's always had but has been downplayed) hasn't been seen, the current party getting a view of a desolate but curiously inspired segment of activity in the ruins of Durpistan.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62652
'Reeee where are my angels?!' once again echoes through Tracy's mind

Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62653
62655 62657
Leading the present and current party - which she immediately notices the obvious absence of Trump and Fae - and after the to be detailed dialogue, Thez will end up leading Infernius, Torcuil, Tracy, Snek, and maybe Stix? into the Durpistan sewer system.