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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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Anonymous
69J36
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No.61724
61725
>>61662
Torc seems slightly surprised by Death's response
"Yeah, you can come. I wouldn't mind the company."
>>61701
>"I fucking swear if you start singing again."
"Let me guess, you dangle me over the side again?"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61725
61726
>>61724
Stix snickers at Torc’s remark, especially at the fact it happened before. He starts picturing how it would play out.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61726
61727
>>61725
>"I'm taking his side on this one, it was funny"
"Fuck you"
>"The feeling is mutual"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61727
61728 61729
>>61726
“Do you know what kind of trouble awaits us at this city?”
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61728
>>61727
My guess would be the fun type
*malicious chuckle*
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61729
61730
>>61727
"Trouble? My best guess is McRib, Stabby, and M'liege pissed off the locals."
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61730
61732
>>61729
“And should the locals fight us, what would we be up against?”
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61731
61733 61734 61736
Someone abused my pet/apprentice there will be blood or ash
*rubs hands maliciously*
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61732
61736
>>61730
"Er, a very well... trained... military...

Wanna help me inspect the cannons? I have a feeling we could need them."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61733
61735
>>61731
You don't have a pet!
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61734
>>61731
D'awww thanks lenos
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61735
>>61733
Glares molevolently
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61736
61737
>>61731
Stix takes a step away from lenos.
>>61732
“Good idea. I haven’t operated one before. If you can show me the ropes I’m sure I can get the hang of it.”
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61737
61738
>>61736
"Oh operating them is the easiest part. Hell, even Mr. Snek can do it."
>"Is that an insult?"
"Anyway. I wanna inspect them, because one just recently exploded in the middle of a battle."
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61738
61739
>>61737
“That ought to ruin your day. Let’s make sure that doesn’t happen again.”
Follows Torc
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61739
61740
>>61738
Torc heads over too the first cannon
"So, what do you think of our strange group so far?"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61740
61741
>>61739
“You are all insane, but I guess I fit in well. What a welcome though... a ninja bombs me, you fall in from the roof, and things have been mayhem from there. But I like it so far. What are your thoughts on it?”
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61741
>>61740
"Eh, I've only been killed once by them so I guess I can't complain. But they're nice, and definitely insane."
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61742
61743
As everyone gets bored of waiting, and as the short fellow behind the counter gets increasingly anxious, his ID suddenly makes a "Ding". Upon hearing this, the fellow gets observably relieved. He looks up at Tracy and Trump and smiles with a hint of malice.
>cast Teleport Greater
"So long fuckers!" and disappears with a bang.
This was most unexpected, particularly for That Bitch, who had likewise gotten tired of waiting on what should have been a relatively simple process. The attendant is now absent, and Tracy, Trump, and That Bitch, are standing in this waiting-room wondering what just happened.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61743
61744 61745
>>61742
"It's a fucking Transgender Elf, isn't it?"
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61744
>>61743
Kek
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61745
1521776792140.jpg
>>61743

Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61746
61747 61749
At the same time the airship, which has been making expedient progress toward Sparintenar, arrives. I could force those in attendance to struggle through the requisite dialogues to determine where their actual destination is, but that strikes me as cumbersome especially since I overloaded myself with multitasking. Tl;dr, the airship team determines - not before Thez assumed Infernius' appearance by way of her disguise mask - that they went to Cardashil.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61747
>>61746
Trumpaladin says to That Bitch
"Well shit. The gender benders struck here too. Well can we check and see if the knives are still there?"
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61748
Lenos starts pacing the deck impatiently grumbling to himself about his pet i mean apprentice
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61749
61750 61751
>>61746
Now how in the hell could they possibly determine that?
Anonymous
0/9/S
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No.61750
>>61749
Magicks
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61751
>>61749
Forcefiully. Thez is of the mind to assert/demand "Where did I go", since she's currently displaying Infernius' appearance. This would have startled and confused the Spartans present, but it would been a matter of minutes not hours to determine 'which fucking wy'.
69J36
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No.61752
61753 61754
[1d20+23 = 28]
"Yo yo ho and a bottle of ruuuuum"
>"Here we go again"
Snek hangs Torc over the edge of the ship
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61753
>>61752
"You think this can stop me?
Fifteen men on the whole ships list..."
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61754
>>61752
Holds back some laughter
“Hey now Mr Snek... that’s not how you handle this. We have a brig right?”
Can’t hold back laughing anymore
Anonymous
0/9/S
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No.61755
61756 61757 61758 61759
Continues grumbling to self getting more and more agitated and starts to smoke with the heat of his building anger "WHATS TAKING SO LONG TORC I NEED TO KILL SOMETHING"
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61756
>>61755
"We'll be there soon enough." Torc says from his upisde position off the ship
Anonymous
0/9/S
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No.61757
61758
>>61755
Glares at everyone on the airship
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61758
61759
>>61755
“Umm... are you supposed to be giving off smoke like that?” he says with noticeable concern
>>61757
Backs away slowly
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61759
>>61755
>>61758
Shrugs shoulders and looks for something alcoholic to drink
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.61760
61761 61762 61765
I'm sorry for being such a gay lil' fuck today.. a bunch of shit came up...

Could I get a quick rundown?
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61761
>>61760
HE LIVES
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61762
61763
>>61760
The Lady was being kind and led us to the warehouse where Tracy's knives are. But then the guard there teleported away, so he's probably a transgender elf. We don't know if the knives are still there or not
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61763
61764
>>61762
>Elvenniggers could be using her daggers right now
"Reeeeeeeeeeee!"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61764
>>61763
*hugs horsey to calm her*
"There there little pony. We'll track them all down and brutally murder them, don't you worry"
*pats her head*
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61765
61766
>>61760
Also torc snek thez stix and lenos are heading for cardashil on the airship
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.61766
61767 61768 61770 61778
>>61765
Did someone call for them?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61767
61769
>>61766
Nope! We need to hurry up and get our work done before those chucklefucks fuck every thing up
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61768
61771
>>61766
Thez has magic’d your location via Infernius dream and has called us there to aid
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61769
61776
>>61767
So, what's the current situation?
Can Tracy explore the warehouse?
Anonymous
0/9/S
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No.61770
>>61766
In a sense enferniuos is unconscious and thez is flipping out as well as lenos and they are now out for blood thez knows something is wrong becaise of her empathic link with enferniuos
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61771
61772 61774 61778
>>61768
Where is Thez then?
Anonymous
0/9/S
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No.61772
>>61771
On the airship heading for cardashil
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61773
61778
"welp I need sleep"
Torc decides to sleep for the rest of the voyage to reset his spells