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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
1319 replies and 72 files omitted.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62501
62504
>>62493
"I hate you for this"
>"Damn I wish I had a painter so I could post this to 4Crow."
Snek carries the mergnome and follows the others
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.62502
62503 62505
>>62498
“I don’t want to alarm you Trumpaladin, but wouldn’t the port be among first to be raided looking for us?”
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62503
>>62502
*Running intensifies*
[Panicked pony noises]
"Hnnnng..!"
*Little birds visibly circle the top of Tracy's head*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62504
62509
>>62501
>4crow
Kek
ed/oZ
?
No.62505
>>62502
"We can view it from a distance if necessary. I trust those citizens still like me, I think some may help, and I can talk my way out of things.... But we can hide in the forest as we pass by. I just want to see if anything happened to them. I would hate if anything happened to them"
\r
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62506
62507 62510
>>62496
Speeding off with increasing elevation over more wasted desert, Infernius cuts over the edge of a mountain line seeing a number of brighly lit and in some cases burning mine shaft surrounded by infernal encampments and denizens. As he flies along he notices a ring of encampments also surrounding Durpistan, with additional shapes moving independently in the sky above. The city looks in shambles, not that it was well off before, and there is a significant amount of movement inside the walls.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62507
62508
>>62506
Tracy's pretty feast, what does she spot on the ground?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62508
>>62507
*Fast
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62509
62511
>>62504
Mr. Snek's 4Crow greenscroll
>me be
>GiantConstrictor.tapestry
>A familiar for an idiot sorcerer
>Nice guy though
>Today we ended up in a strange place
>DesertedWasteland.painting
>Our rogue as a great idea
>Turns my sorcerer into a fish
>MySides.tapestry
>Sorcerer complains about disguise
>Turns into a mergnome
>MySidesHaveFallinOffTheSidesOfTheEarth.tapestry
>Didn't have my painter with me so I couldn't get a painting
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62510
>>62506
"Me hope shes okay!"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62511
>>62509
Topkek
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62512
62513
*approaches outskirts of encampment*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62513
>>62512
*Worries*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62514
62515 62521
'reeeee where are my birds?!' evhoes through Tracy's mind
Anonymous
ePiP+
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No.62515
>>62514
*Reeeeeee where are you thez*
Echos through infernuis mind.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62516
62517
... Is GM awake?
Anonymous
ePiP+
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No.62517
>>62516
I hope so.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62518
62519
"REEEEE I'M A MERGNOME! Also, I wonder how Death is doing"
Echos through Torc's mind
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62519
>>62518
"I'm sure she's been really busy lately." Tracy grumbles from the front of the cart
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.62520
62522
“REEEEEEE I’m actually sticks now. And a whole lot more flammable...”
Echos through Stix’ mind
ed/oZ
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No.62521
62522
>>62514
If she were really concerned about that, she would be heading towards the last location of the birds - the Tower
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62522
>>62520
He's not actually sticks, he just looks like it.
>>62521
Tracy doesn't know where it is.
Besides, Thez outta come first.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62523
62524
*trots down road*
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62524
62525
>>62523
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROADS"
"SHUT UP"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62525
>>62524
Probably just a slash-and-burn path, desu.
Demons don't do infrastructure.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62526
*searches for signs of life anywhere*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62527
"I love the smell of miasma in the morning." *snorts smoke*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62528
62529 62531 62532
As Infernius approaches the perimeter of the Durpistan line - and upon approach he, and then Tracy not far behind discover that there is a mass of creatures assembled outside Durpistan in an encamped seige preventing entry or exit. The creatures are not of a type that has been seen before, but they are almost reptilian and arranged by color. Mostly Blues at the front, with reds and greens in small bunches behind and around.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62529
62530 62534
>>62528
*lips lips*
Tracy slows somewhat as she approaches the encampment, treading carefully as to avoid drawing attention.

Btw, how has the terrain around Durpistan changed? Is there still a forest nearby?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62530
>>62529
*licks lips
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62531
62533
>>62528
"Oh joy, this should be fun"
Anonymous
MNQ8a
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No.62532
62534
>>62528
*stops above monsters*
*pisses on them*
*continues towards thez*
">Thez can you hear me, me coming."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62533
62536
>>62531
"Shut up, NEET!" Tracy hisses, as she slows to a sneak
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62534
62535 62537 62543
>>62529
Nope, no forests or plant life, just flat desolation. The reptilian creatures seem entirely fixated inward, mostly at a grey reptilian shouting orders and wipping the group into a frenzy, but plenty of others are watching a particularly large blue one maneuver its way through one of the holes in the wall of Durpistan.
>>62532
Are you serious? Pissing on?
Anonymous
MNQ8a
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No.62535
62546
>>62534
Yes.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62536
62537
>>62533
>"You deserved that"
"..."
>"Oh, I'm sorry. Can you not talk?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62537
62538
>>62534
So, no cover on the terrain?
Tracy continues to approach silently, eyeing the reptilians.
>>62536
"Hey, NEET, do you have any invisibility?"

Anonymous
69J36
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No.62538
62539
>>62537
"Uh, yeah. What's out there? And what do you want invisibility on?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62539
62540 62541
>>62538
"Reptilians, it looks like; and I wanna see what these fags are up to before I jaunt."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62540
>>62539
Nevermind. No jaunting.
Better restock on demon's blood asap.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62541
62542 62546
>>62539
"Oh shit, reptilians? I better break out the ice spells too. Also, here you go-"
Torc casts invisibility on Tracy
"Remember it will stop if you attack"
>"You hit me with an ice spell and I'll kick your ass"
"Yeah yeah, just have your gun ready if need be"
XUORR
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No.62542
62544
[1d20+25 = 30]
>>62541
Once the invisibility spell is cast on her, Tracy Sneaks closer.
Rolling to Move Silently
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62543
62546
>>62534
Trumpaladin advances North towards the Vicinity of where Port Barry was known to be on Fae, who is 80% the speed of Uatachit
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62544
>>62542
*slithers skillfully*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62546
62547 62548 62551
>>62535
Because it wasn't enough to just risk detection, Infernius decides to make certain to technically piss off and literally piss on the new faction present. Shouts of alarm and wtf begin pointing and declaring his presence, and several of the figures flying around zero in on him and maneuver to intercept.
>>62541
Tracy is made invisible.
>>62543
Arriving at his destination slightly in advance of the others arriving at theirs, the first thing he notices is that there is no port to Port Barry, and the second thing he notices is that little remains of the General's Stadium. The wall is mostly destroyed and depleted, and anything living has long since abandoned the area. An occasional piece of support beam is all that remains of the dock, and most of the surviving structures are caving in on themselves and overgrown.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62547
62549
>>62546
Tracy slivers closer to the pissed-off/on reptilians, attempting to see past them.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62548
62549
>>62546
What of the path towards the tower?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62549
62550 62552 62556
>>62547
They don't speak a language that Tracy can comprehend, but they're clearly quite agitated and alarmed at Infernius' presence, and quite eager to see him beaten for his obstinance. Meanwhile the large Blue one has entered the city, to which a bone-curdling roar can be heard.
>>62548
Trump Tower is nowhere to be seen.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62550
62553
>>62549
The paths in general, are they overgrown? Still used?
aMl60
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No.62551
62553
[1d20 = 11]
>>62546
"Hmmm well shit."
*lands*
"Sorry me didnt see you down here"
*bluff*