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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
1319 replies and 67 files omitted.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62755
62758 62759
WhatANiceMare.png
ByeFelicia.png
>>62751
Hey. Trumpaladin lost not one, but two waifus. So if anyone should be in a state of mourning....
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62756
>>62754
Tracy hasn't been aggressive thus far, just visibly annoyed.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62757
>>62754
>implying he knew who it was.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62758
>>62755
Fuck off Xp
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62759
>>62755
Slovenia could take care of herself.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62760
62761
So Infernius and Tracy have the opportunity to interject. Trump, Stix, and Fae are an unresolved element.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62761
62762
>>62760
Interject in what?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62762
62763 62764
>>62761
Dialogue, comments, w/e. Hopefully not blowing up like Infernius did.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62763
62765
>>62762
Blowing up? Im not mad. "Thez honey me am confused to what going on, please dont be angry. Me didnt choose to leave."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62764
62767
>>62762
>4:30
... Can it wait?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62765
62766
>>62763
Firestorm counts as blowing up
"See?" Thez replies.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62766
62767
>>62765
"See what?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62767
62768 62769
>>62764
It can go on throughout the week. Nothing will advance
>>62766
"Not you," Thez glares. "We'll get to you."

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62768
62770
>>62767
*collapses irl*
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62769
>>62767
"Huh?"
Heh
mMD0+
?
No.62770
[1d20+3 = 5]
>>62768
Thez, in spite of the complete seriousness of the situation, the extreme amount of time, and the unanswered questions and such that remain, starts giggling uncontrollably and pulls out a black marker and begins doodling on Tracy's face. Rolling Crafting check.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62771
62773
>didn't actually go to bed 'cuz insomnia

*Wakes up momentarily*
"Reeeeeee! Your drawing sucks!"

*Collapses once more*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62772
62773
Its a crude drawing, but it does its job. Tracy has a benis on a face.
And for a moment, Thez looks at Infernius, with a glint of that knowingly-innocent daring she used to have. Then her expression darkens. "I have alot of questions."
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62773
>>62772
>>62771
*walks over and motions to hand me the marker with a mishevious grin*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62774
62778
This begins a rapid dialogue period. For example, Thez would ask about the lack of aging and they would naturally disclose that they're as normal, and Thez would then detail "uhm, its been 15 years. Lots has changed."
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62775
62776
Also a drawing on Tracy's face period.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62776
>>62775
*draws a swatika over her left eye*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62777
>shadows boop Infernius
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62778
62779
>>62774
"FFFFFF FIFTEEN YEARS?"
"Mein GOTT,what happend to everything!
*look of sudden realization*
"Thez you dont look so pregnant anymore, how long is a dwelf pregnancy?"
">>62777
*boops back shadows*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62779
62781
>>62778
Boops stone.
"I've had plenty of time to think about it. You were completely detectable, I was almost to you and suddenly you and by all accounts everyone was gone. Without a trace. This world has been,... different with everyone gone." she says, looking downward.
"What she means is that shit's fucked six ways from sunday!" chortles from the shadows, drawing a glare from Thez.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62780
62785
1485733992007.gif
>15 years
Reeeee! The birdies could have grandkids by now for all I know! Reeeeeee!
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62781
62782
>>62779
*points at the direction of the shadow*
"You watch your mouth, and come let me get a look at you."
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62782
62786
>>62781
You mean with the un-shattered shoulder?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62783
62784
>tfw your tulpa grows so big it buds off into a third dissasocative identity
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62784
>>62783
Its not like that Xp
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62785
62787 62790
Normies get out reeeeeee _890269f82634a1042c186369a0c567f4.gif
>>62780
"Where are my birds?!" Tracy cries autistically, a bit too loudly for comfort
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62786
62790
>>62782
No he uses his broken one through force of will.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62787
62788
>>62785
"Ha you totally sounded like a pepe."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62788
62789
giphy.gif
>>62787
Birbs are important!
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62789
>>62788
Hitler dubs confirm animals are important.
mMD0+
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No.62790
62791
[1d20 = 1]
>>62786
Rolling concentration check
>>62785
Tracy's nervous freak-out scares the shadows half to death, which retreat immediately into themselves.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62791
>>62790
Ouch
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62792
62793 62794
Infernius' arm hangs with a sickening chug. The shadows start laughing hysterically, while Thes starts giggling despite efforts to withhold laughter.
XUORR
?
No.62793
62795 62796
[1d20 = 16]
>>62792
Tracy is visibly losing it.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Rolling Intimidate
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62794
62797
>>62792
*mumbles*"fucking dice"
"Heh, you come here though the horse is just autistic."
mMD0+
?
No.62795
[1d20 = 16]
>>62793
<whoooooof>
>stunning fist
"Oh give it a rest!"
aMl60
?
No.62796
[1d20 = 14]
>>62793
*kicks horse*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62797
62798
>>62794
[Hysterical pony noises]
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62798
62801
>>62797
"Your birds are fine. They're nesting in the upper reaches of the city," Thez scoffs at Tracy.
XUORR
?
No.62799
62800
[1d20+25 = 32]
Sleight of Hoof to wipe away tears streaming down face.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62800
>>62799
*pets horse*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62801
62802
>>62798
"F-f-f-fifteen years...!" Tracy chokes out, clearly beside herself
Tracy makes a movement to leave the tunnel.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62802
>>62801
She makes her way towards the upper spire
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62803
"Excuse me for a moment," Thez <whooooof>.... <whoooof>"Alright, the main hall should clearer than its been in months."
She grabs Tracy's shoulder, and Infernius' hanging arm. Tapping a thin greyed chain running across the floor <whooooof> the group is returned to the earlier chamber where Lenos has been temporarily placated with a small barrel of ale.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62804
62805 62806
Okay, now I seriously can't go on....!
*Dies from exhaustion*