That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>62549
Tracy slows even more and fixates on the space past the Blue creature, ears perked at the roaring.
Tracy slows even more and fixates on the space past the Blue creature, ears perked at the roaring.
>>62555
Mostly the rows of long spikes with dessicated corpses impaled along them. The corpses - I should say - are still moving. Many of them, despite their obvious filth are wearing clearly identifiable attire.
Mostly the rows of long spikes with dessicated corpses impaled along them. The corpses - I should say - are still moving. Many of them, despite their obvious filth are wearing clearly identifiable attire.
>>62557
They are still moving... What attire is that? Do they appear to be undead or recently impaled?
They are still moving... What attire is that? Do they appear to be undead or recently impaled?
>>62556
A beaten and thoroughly bloodied corpse of that large blue reptilian is suddenly flung from one of the overhead breaches in the Durpistan Dome structure. It spins along as it flies through the air, landing with a crackling thud amidst the reptilian line.
A beaten and thoroughly bloodied corpse of that large blue reptilian is suddenly flung from one of the overhead breaches in the Durpistan Dome structure. It spins along as it flies through the air, landing with a crackling thud amidst the reptilian line.
>>62560
"Hmmm.. Looks like there's a siege going on here..." Tracy whispers
Tracy peeks past the corridor from which the lizard flew.
Is the attacker visible?
"Hmmm.. Looks like there's a siege going on here..." Tracy whispers
Tracy peeks past the corridor from which the lizard flew.
Is the attacker visible?
>>62559
On one end it appears to be the Generals, on the other end it appears to be the Gestapo. They appear to have been in this position for a long time, years perhaps. The whole scene is almost a morbid parody of Football.
>>62561
As Infernius contemplates a place to land as well as wtf that was, he is attacked by two flying creatures swooping down on him.
On one end it appears to be the Generals, on the other end it appears to be the Gestapo. They appear to have been in this position for a long time, years perhaps. The whole scene is almost a morbid parody of Football.
>>62561
As Infernius contemplates a place to land as well as wtf that was, he is attacked by two flying creatures swooping down on him.
>>62562
The attacker is inside Durpistan, with complete concealment. Tracy can slowly make her way through the crowd, taking a 10 on her move silently as long as she goes slow, due to the ambient sound of the crowd.
The attacker is inside Durpistan, with complete concealment. Tracy can slowly make her way through the crowd, taking a 10 on her move silently as long as she goes slow, due to the ambient sound of the crowd.
>>62567
Okay, she does that then.
Is that factoring in her folding cart? (that has Lenos and Torc in it)
Okay, she does that then.
Is that factoring in her folding cart? (that has Lenos and Torc in it)
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>>62563
Trumpaladin has a horrified expression and feeling, but largely remains calm. He examines the scene further. Now, is there insignia anywhere? The spikes, are they normal wood or something else?
But most importantly, you say the corpses are still moving? Are they undead? Detect undead. Also, is there something I should roll like a knowledge check?
Trumpaladin has a horrified expression and feeling, but largely remains calm. He examines the scene further. Now, is there insignia anywhere? The spikes, are they normal wood or something else?
But most importantly, you say the corpses are still moving? Are they undead? Detect undead. Also, is there something I should roll like a knowledge check?
>>62572
They're all undead. Unrecoverable to a man, by resurrection or otherwise. Nothing short of a wish could bring them back.
>>62568
Infernius is suddenly reminded of the time that Illusionist pulled a fast one on him, and he thought that there were no kittens. Except this time, he knows it is true. In this world there are no kittens.
They're all undead. Unrecoverable to a man, by resurrection or otherwise. Nothing short of a wish could bring them back.
>>62568
Infernius is suddenly reminded of the time that Illusionist pulled a fast one on him, and he thought that there were no kittens. Except this time, he knows it is true. In this world there are no kittens.
Reeee! Tracy's birds!
>>62571
Yeah, but I didn't realize she was taking the cart too.
Also
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORFILLY
Yeah, but I didn't realize she was taking the cart too.
Also
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORFILLY
>>62573
Now here's the realy question, and I am unsure quite how to ask it - does it appear that the city was sacked by Undead, or by Outsiders? I would think that since both have attacked Port Barry, Trumpaladin has a point of comparison. What sort of undead have they been turned into? Is it a sort that spreads virally and indicates direct infection? There's probably a knowledge check or something here like knowlegde religion. Could Fae know?
Trumpaladin re-kills the undead corpses of once noble men and loyal followers. He removes their corpses from the spikes, and gathers them in a pile atop wood, and burns the corpses. He says the funeral prayers for both Football and Rockwell upon them, hoping to bring peace, and a dignified end to these men of faith and strength
Now here's the realy question, and I am unsure quite how to ask it - does it appear that the city was sacked by Undead, or by Outsiders? I would think that since both have attacked Port Barry, Trumpaladin has a point of comparison. What sort of undead have they been turned into? Is it a sort that spreads virally and indicates direct infection? There's probably a knowledge check or something here like knowlegde religion. Could Fae know?
Trumpaladin re-kills the undead corpses of once noble men and loyal followers. He removes their corpses from the spikes, and gathers them in a pile atop wood, and burns the corpses. He says the funeral prayers for both Football and Rockwell upon them, hoping to bring peace, and a dignified end to these men of faith and strength
>>62575
Immediately upon entry, Tracy discovers that the reptilians are themselves not to keep to enter, because for one there's a huge throng of zombies milling about the area. In addition to that, there's a very oversized and rather familiar black dragon perched on top of a ruined building, roaring loudly with fresh blood across its claws and teeth.
>>62576
Eventually, the two come across a plaque. In crudely hammered brass is written. "To Commemorate the Defeat and Destruction of Football"
Immediately upon entry, Tracy discovers that the reptilians are themselves not to keep to enter, because for one there's a huge throng of zombies milling about the area. In addition to that, there's a very oversized and rather familiar black dragon perched on top of a ruined building, roaring loudly with fresh blood across its claws and teeth.
>>62576
Eventually, the two come across a plaque. In crudely hammered brass is written. "To Commemorate the Defeat and Destruction of Football"
>>62581
Yes. Kiynen has gotten big since the last time Tracy saw her.
Yes. Kiynen has gotten big since the last time Tracy saw her.
>>62576
Trumpaladin touches holy water to the foreheads of one of the men. It burns to the touch. He says to pony:
"That's what I'm trying to figure out. I think that when we left we were fighting an internal dispute within the Imperial Court, which was the Emperor against the Undead. I get the impression that the Undead destroyed the city, and then were replaced by fiends who broke through when the divine chains holding them back held them no longer. But I am unsure"
>>62580
silently swears vengeance
Trumpaladin touches holy water to the foreheads of one of the men. It burns to the touch. He says to pony:
"That's what I'm trying to figure out. I think that when we left we were fighting an internal dispute within the Imperial Court, which was the Emperor against the Undead. I get the impression that the Undead destroyed the city, and then were replaced by fiends who broke through when the divine chains holding them back held them no longer. But I am unsure"
>>62580
silently swears vengeance
>>62585
"Ouch. But who's the dragon. They look kinda familiar."
>"Finally, another reptile to talk to"
"Ouch. But who's the dragon. They look kinda familiar."
>"Finally, another reptile to talk to"
[1d20 = 6]
>>62587
Being an idiot, and totally missing that part I just mentioned about a herd of zombies inside the city, which is where Tracy took the cart, let's see if they were detected!
>>62587
Being an idiot, and totally missing that part I just mentioned about a herd of zombies inside the city, which is where Tracy took the cart, let's see if they were detected!
>>62590
We agreed that she'd go to the Ocean on the northern shore, but noooo. She overstayed her visa in Durpistan
We agreed that she'd go to the Ocean on the northern shore, but noooo. She overstayed her visa in Durpistan
[2d20+12 = 29]
Luckily they're zombies, none of them notice the whispering wizard atop the cart, guided by the invisible Medusa-gorgon.
>>62592
Durpistan was the idea. She feeds from the ocean, but otherwise lives in Durpistan.
>>62593
You say that now.
In any case, Infernius is getting attacked by 2 sonic lances.
Luckily they're zombies, none of them notice the whispering wizard atop the cart, guided by the invisible Medusa-gorgon.
>>62592
Durpistan was the idea. She feeds from the ocean, but otherwise lives in Durpistan.
>>62593
You say that now.
In any case, Infernius is getting attacked by 2 sonic lances.
[6d6 = 20]
[6d6 = 9]
One hits Infernius, the other hits the other creature.
[6d6 = 9]
One hits Infernius, the other hits the other creature.
>>62597
As Tracy gets closer, Kiynen sniffs the air, and zeroes in on Tracy's position, but unable to focus on her.
>>62599
From midair?
Uatchit looks back at Infernius, somehow able to express confusion and disbelief, but vanishes into a pouf of smoke and resuming her place as a sort of pin on Infernius' attire.
As Tracy gets closer, Kiynen sniffs the air, and zeroes in on Tracy's position, but unable to focus on her.
>>62599
From midair?
Uatchit looks back at Infernius, somehow able to express confusion and disbelief, but vanishes into a pouf of smoke and resuming her place as a sort of pin on Infernius' attire.
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