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Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62805
62807 62808
>>62804
You needn't. Pick up when you can. Players are welcome to continue if still available.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62806
>>62804
See you in 5 minutes.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62807
62809
>>62805
*drinks another coke*
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62808
>>62805
What next?
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62809
62810
>>62807
Back in the comfier section of the underground lair, Thez waits for a response, statement, or question from Infernius or Tracy. As Lenos has beeh placated, that means the situation with Kiynen has been resolved. That hasn't played out yet, but we'll just assume it has. Kiynen has learned to adopt the shape of an early-20's female and has done so, and Torcuil will be on scene trying to process what he's just seen.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62810
62811 62812
>>62809
"Thez has anyone hurt you or your shadowy friends?"
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62811
62812
>>62810
*heals serious wounds on arm*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62812
62813 62814
>>62810
She tilts her head at the absurd question. "You've been gone a long time."
>>62811
It works at half effectiveness. Something is dampening Hitler's will.

Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62813
62815
>>62812
"Reeeeeeee make me a list!"
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62814
>>62812
>>62812
"Me made a promise, it has been broken. Me am terrible husband and father."
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62815
62816
>>62813
"There's nothing left. Everything is gone,everything that was built has been taken or destroyed. Port Barry is a ruined wasteland. Sparintenar has been wiped off the planet and Cardishore has turned into a signpost. The whole world has been remade in the image and design of George Soros. This, this here is all that is left."
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62816
>>62815
"Me let this happen......"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62817
62818 62833
>>62814>>62816
"Now you can it with that shit, porter-house," she says, pointing her finger.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62818
62819
>>62817
"Me have failed you, has anyone touched either of you?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62819
62820
>>62818
"I said ENO,..." she begins to yell, starting to reach back for a strike. After a long and drawn out pause she chuckles "You're such an idiot. First for thinking I would allow such a thing to happen, and second for thinking that's what I'd be worried about right now."
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62820
62821 62822
>>62819
"Me worry, thez."
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62821
62822
>>62820
"As long as you safe and with me nothing scares me. Not even that oven bait (((soros)))."
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62822
62823
>>62820
>>62821
"Quit being a faggot," shouts from further on in the facility.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62823
62824
>>62822
What did the voice sound like?
"No u!"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62824
62825 62826
>>62823
That would require a DC 20 listen check
aMl60
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No.62825
[1d20 = 6]
>>62824

Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62826
62827
>>62824
"So Ana who is the shadow?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62827
62828
>>62826
"Thats a question I'll answer once I find something for us to eat. I should be back before too long. Try not to wander too far, you might get lost." she <whooooof> disappears.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62828
62829
>>62827
"So shadow, Do you know who me am?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62829
62831
>>62828
That question too shall take a while to answer, for asie from catatonic Tracy, Torcuil, and Lenos, he's talking to empy tunnels.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62830
*aside
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62831
62832
>>62829
"Me sure wish my doges were here." *sigh*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62832
62834
>>62831
Alright, that's where I'm gonna leave the official gaming. Trump, Fae, and Stix are in an unresolved adversarial exchange, Torcuil and Lenos have spoken at length with Kiynen, and Infernius just got left for a moment with Tracy, who is freaked out about what has happened to her precious birbs.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62833
62835
Sorry about passing out guys.
>>62817
>Pourter-house
Saved for future reference

Torc notes that another seemingly scary entity turns into a normal female.
"I'm not sure how I feel about this future."
And then he remembers
"Well you two got your reunions with the loves of your life's and Tracy didn't need one, so when do I get mine?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62834
62835
>>62832
Tracy immediately goes to find her birds.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62835
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>>62833
Glaring "As I recall, you know death's phone number, but you might get a busy signal these days."
>>62834
Tracy begins the process of winding through buildings to avoid the zombies below and begin to determine the location of her birds.
Anonymous
Go9RI
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No.62836
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>>62835
Trumpaladin needs to smite something
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62837
62839
>>62836
He's already been attacked once, I just figured he might want to let the bad guy monologue for a bit.
Anonymous
Go9RI
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No.62839
>>62837
>He's already been attacked once
What?

Yeah, he would let the demon spirit monologue, since the spirit may say something that gives insight to the situation
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62840
62841
>>62835
Tracy bites her lower lip and murmurs as she makes her way towards her angels.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62841
>>62840
*anxiety intensifies*
[hysterical pony noises]
Tracy is now Shaken.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62842
62843
>>62744
Being Lenos sounds like a lot of fun.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62843
62844
>>62842
Not really. Basically you go around determining what would de escalate the situation, and then you do something completely different.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62844
>>62843
I just like destroying things.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62845
62846
Is Tracy able to find her birds?
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62846
62847
>>62845
"You're going the wrong way," says a voice from the shadows behind Tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62847
62848
>>62846
"Who's there?" Tracy says with a start
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62848
62849
>>62847
The sound of giggling and departing steps leads off in an alternate direction. The ruined city its self is a mazework of previously (somewhat) intuitive streets and tunnels. In the obvious years since it was first destroyed, it has become a ruined labyrinth of dead ends, broken walls and buildings, and rubble doorways.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62849
62851
>>62848
Tracy follows after the sound, carefully.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62850
>>62835
"I can't find a damn phone. Probably wouldn't get any service anyway"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62851
62852
>>62849
After an increasingly obvious game resembling hide and seek, leading through pathways up through some old buildings, "in here," the voice leads Tracy through an open doorway to a large, flat rooftop with old and unsericeable machinery placed every so often. A loud scraping sound can be heard nearby, and there are large lumps dotting the ground, black and white and gray, almost like half-melted stone that has cooled and re-solidified.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62852
62853
>>62851
Tracy enters the building cautiously, stepping around what-sounds-like-poo
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62853
62854
>>62852
I misphrased the description. She would be exiting onto the rooftop, rather than entering from. As she does so, she can see that this is easily the highest building in Durpistan, a large billboard placed over the structure. It is there that the scraping sound is coming from, and upon her appearance there an oversized and ear-piercing <SCREEEEEECH> sound is heard.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62854
62855
>>62853
*ears perk*
"Sam?! Bunny?!" Tracy calls out, her voice a mixture of relief and confusion
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62855
>>62854
SKWAAAAAAA
An incredibly oversized form <WHUMP> lands behind Tracy, while the scraping coming from the building intensifies. As Tracy turns, an oversized falcon stands, wings still spread offensively. Behind her, an upside-down head swings down until its level. Both birds open their mouths and tense visibly.