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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
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No.61616
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Anonymous
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No.62654
>foreshadowing
[YouTube] "Libera Me From Hell" with subs [Embed]
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.62655
>>62653
Stix was carried along with Trump
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62656
62658
>>62651
Don't forget Stix, Trumpaladin, and Fae are investigating the city
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62657
62659
>>62653
Are we done for the night?


Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62658
62662
>>62656
My bad, I wasn't sure.
"WhO DareS?" whisper/echoes across the finally and blessedly still field of Football.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62659
62660 62661
>>62657
Oh no, I just downed a 24oz energy drink, and I have one on reserve.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62660
>>62659
Thats what i love to hear, grabs coca cola
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62661
>>62659
'kay. Awaiting wall of text
[grumbles quietly about unfriendly reunion]
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62662
>>62658
"It is I, The Paladin of Trump, along with Stix and my mount Fae. I am the former proprietor of this location. These were my men - great men they were. We have come to investigate this hellish future"
Anonymous
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No.62663
62665
Eerie spikes still dot the field, themselves mirroring the field positions of actual Football players in a grotesque pantomime, the whole thing a disgusting mockery of Football, a chillness beyond atmospheric conditions blows over the field, the air immediately turning into a vaporous fog.
"S...S...Gay marriage...."
>Gay marriage Gay marriage Gay marriage
echoes continuously around Trump, Stix, and Fae.
ed/oZ
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No.62665
62666
>>62663
Trumpaladin looks out to the heavens, and utters a prayer in thanks to the god known as "Pupperwoff."

He says to the voice:
"You have no power here on these consecrated and holy grounds!"

\r
Anonymous
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No.62666
62668
>>62665
"WhaaT Is ThiiiiiiS" the voice whispers over the field.
"This was once a field of the Truncated Icosahedron. But clearly to speak of it directly has been infringed. Gay marriage is forbidden.

HOW IS THIS SO> Who are YOU
"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62667
492.jpg
>mfw Sam and Bunny are either dead or all grown-up
>Tracy only got to spend a month with them
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62668
62670 62671
>>62666
"I am he who fights for and spreads Football! I seek to bring an end to all such blasphemy. I see you have stumbled upon a pact I made with a god of the game world.

I am a servant of Elway, and a spreader of righteousness. You attempt to speak blasphemy. Now, repent!"
Anonymous
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No.62669
62673 62679
Theres a certain sport, pertaining to the truncated icosahedron, that the literal use of the word will result in the term Gay marriage being posted, on /vx/ if not the board as a whole. As such, and I'm kekking my ass off typing this, Tracy will have to build a cult dedicated to Gay marriage, and attempt to get Gay marriage to rival Football, which can never be. Have you heard? You might think that the Bird is the word, but you'd be wrong. Dead Wrong.
The word is a name, and that name is John Elway. And do you think John Elway will permit Gay marriage to rival Football?
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.62670
62674
>>62668
“Something tells me this... whatever it is, won’t repent.”
Stix readies his bow
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No.62671
62673
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>>62668
"ElwaY, Foootbaaaaalll," the voice whispers.
"[o}TherE Is nO FootbalL HerE!" is shouted from Trump's right. "ElwaY Has beeN BanisheD!"

Anonymous
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No.62672
A hissing sound fills the air as the opportunistic attack was totally ineffective
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62673
62675 62888
john-elway-contract-extension.jpg
>>62669
So much this

"Spirit, if ye be of the devilish ball, then I shall have to banish you to the place where all of you damned hippies infesting Denver keep going from - San Fransisco. Which is almost as bad as Seattle, which where the Seahawks come from. Which is worse than the inside of the belly button of a particularly obese woman standing in line in front of you at walmart taking too damn long to use her cupons. Like damn it, just pay for the damn prego sauce! It's a few cents at most! Any ways, you'd best renounce your devil ball or I shall show you the light and truth of Elway more forcibly!"

>>62671
"YOU LIE! Elway may never be bannished!"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62674
62678
>>62670
whispers
"Do you think it's possible they sealed off Football from this dimension the way Soros had been sealed off?"
Trumpaladin is worried
Anonymous
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No.62675
62677 62678
>>62673
So glorious is his face
The mist swirls around Trump, Stix, and Fae, whispering: "Oh yeS, ThiS WorlD Has beeN CleanseD of FootbalL. As iT ShoulD bE."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62676
62680
So, what does Thez say?
I'm getting ready to pass out...
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62677
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>>62675
"You can never banish Football from the hearts of Americans you globalist Demon!"

Trumpaladin holds Vanderiem almost like a Baseball bat ready to swing, which comes from another important American sport, specifically extracting gambling debts from working class men who borrowed from the Mafia by breaking their legs - an American tradition that came from Sicily originally
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.62678
62681
>>62674
“But Football is all... and who is Soros again?”
>>62675
“Looks like you missed a spot fiend.”
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62679
62681
>>62669
Wait, I'm confused now.
Am I supposed to do something?
Anonymous
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No.62680
62682 62683
>>62676
Upon arriving at a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-esque, Subway hideout, passing several gates and traps that require abstract thinking and which immediately murder stupid reactions. She leads the procession in silence, the whole time the group is flanked by 2 shadows, darting and flowing along the surrounding environment.

Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62681
>>62678
"It's quite a history lesson and I think we have a pressing matter on our hands. Expect hostile fiends"

>>62679
Nah, GM just found the word filter and is reveling in how damn funny it is
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62682
>>62680
Tracy follows suit, abandoning Torc and Lenos to Killy.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62683
62684
>>62680
*floows close*
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62684
62686
>>62683
*follows
Anonymous
W1wmd
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No.62685
62687
*nuzzles his lady*
Anonymous
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No.62686
62687 62689
>>62684
As soon as he he tries to reach out in any way, and he so would at any opportunity, she slaps his hand away angrily. Think Fiona in Shrek, is it 3 or 4? The one where Shrek didn't exist.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62687
62688
>>62685
*Feels sad for not having a lady to nuzzle anymore*

>>62686
Shrek 4
Anonymous
W1wmd
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No.62688
62690
>>62687
Wait im confused i thought infernious was getting his hands slapped not lenos
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62689
>>62686
*begrudgingly accepts no ass grabbing for now*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62690
62691
>>62688
It's Infernius.
Lenos still has to answer to Kiynen.
Anonymous
W1wmd
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No.62691
62692 62693
>>62690
*gulps*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62692
>>62691
She's probably gonna wanna' know why he didn't answer any of her texts...
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62693
>>62691
Good luck, we'll both need it.
Anonymous
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No.62694
62695 62698
"What's the meaning of this?" Stopping finally, she spins on the group. She's still wearing something of a fighting outfit, but its in horrible disrepair and alot of its materials are patch-work. Beyond that she looks more in her late 20's than the previous presentation of Thez the party has known. She has, I should mention, only grown 2", now to 4'4".
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62695
62696 62697
>>62694
"I could ask you the same thing." Tracy barks back, gritting her teeth
"Just what the fuck happened to this place?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62696
>>62695
Her face betrays the realization that a lot of time has in fact passed
"Or rather, what the fuck happened to us...?" she trails off, her tone fading
Anonymous
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No.62697
62700
>>62695
"This place? What the fuck happened to YOU?! How long has it been? 10 years? 20?" Outrage, clearly visible, glancing at Infernius all the while, gauging his reactions most specifically.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62698
62699
>>62694
"You cute when angry"
*boop*
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No.62699
62701 62702 62703 62704
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>>62698
>sunder arm
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62700
62701
>>62697
"Me dont really understand whats going on, one minute me was surrounded by bodies, then the next me was with friends and me was happy to see them, but then me realized most important person to me wasn't there. So me came to find you."
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62701
62702
>>62699
Is broken but >>62700 still says without batting an eye.

Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62702
62705
>>62699
>>62701
"Me so happy to see you!"
*hugs more refined ana*
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62703
>>62699
>a 20
Trumpaladin, away from the demon-elf, takes his chances with the heathen-wind
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62704
>>62699
F U G
U
G

I didn't even know you could sunder arms...

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