That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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>>61877*thrashes in dream and trys to in game*
>>61878As Infernius thrashes in the dream, he begins to lingeringly become aware of sensations. His arms and legs begin to respond to his state, and he can start to feel things all around him. He bumps and tears and punches and grabs and flings.
"Any ideas? I could get us all in with Etherealness, assuming everyone can hang on, but we'd be going in blind," Thez says to Torcuil and Stix, "and depending on what we find, we can expect to have to fight our way out," she says pulling out her staff, her folding saw, and her really ugly stick.
>>61879*lets out a PRIMAL Reeeeee*
>>61871That Bitch puts her ear to the ID and addresses someone. "I want a full investigation! Cardashil has been infiltrated! ... No, someone totally different. ... It could very well be the ones from the museum ... I don't know, but he used a advanced spell to escape. ... Yes, do it." she finished, and turns to Trump. "I hope I can count on you to avoid commenting about this scene to anyone. Now then, you wanted a steak," she says, clearly taking no amusement from the cheeky pun.
>>61882"Of course. Lead the way, if you would"
>>61876>>61871"Alright, alright. I got what I came for. Let's grab our cow and go."
Tracy waits for a more accommodating time to cut her mane, and prepares for the mission to find the missing bull.
>>61885"Better. And don't get your tail cut to look like a stallion.... ah whatever. Nevermind"
>>61880*bubblegum fills his mouth, and his reee-ing inflates a gigantic hot air balloon that lifts him up and haphazardly dangles him over the hellscape*
>>61881*limbs turn into spaghetti*
>>61886Tracy doesn't pay very much attention to her tail, although it is rather poofy on its own. It's actually like Rainbow Dash's, only one color.
>>61882Tracy makes a zipping motion across her face indicating that her lips are sealed.
That Bitch leads Trump and Tracy back in the direction of the gates. As she walks, she says, "I've been thinking about your offer Mr. Trump, and I think that we might be able to make a deal after all. The truth is, while Cardashil has a good relationship with the Emperor, it is the Court that is an issue to us,"
>>61891"I sort of got the impression when Kefka came to me that he feels much the same. How are they bothering you?"
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>>61891Tracy follows.
Are there any other people nearby in the area?
>>61892"Its not what they're doing, its the threat of what they could do that is the problem," she says as they arrive at the gate, keying in to activate the gate. Through the portal, Trump and Tracy can see a large set of double-doors with wide red diagonal stripes crossing the doors. Next to the door is an oversized chute, of almost the same size.
Meanwhile Thez crosses her arms over her chest. "Do we have any other options?" she then turns and looks at Torcuil, "I don't suppose you might have any spells for a situation like this?"
>>61893Nope, Its just the gate, the large set of double-doors, and the chute.
[1d20+27 = 43]>>61894Sense Motive Check on the Lady for the gates and the proposal
[1d20+22 = 35]>>61894Tracy narrows her eyes at the doors.
Rolling Search to examine both the doors and chute
>>61894"I'm frankly surprised they did not take action in that period Kefka was... out of action. What might they do?"
>>61896I get the proposal check, but the gates? You mean the double doors? That seems silly desu.
>>61897They're flush, sealed tight (like, they don't vibrate or rattle or indicate anything but complete security.
>>61898"Out of action? Oh I seriously doubt that. What, did you think you had killed him? I heard rumors, quite funny that," she says derisively (at the rumors, not Trump). "Your friend was taken in through there," she says pointing at the chute. "He will be difficult to find."
>>61899It's to test to see if she is walking him into an incernator
Trumpaladin walks through the doors and looks around for anything that looks like human remains, or any of Infernius's belongings
"So... I'm guessing you want a member or more of the Court eliminated?"
>>61900"Not so much. I want their presence eliminated from Cardashil."
>>61901"I see. That I may be able to help you with. How would I go about doing that?"
>>61899Tracy slowly approaches the doors, examining them further.
>>61901*assassin ears perk*
"How many do you have on site?"
>>61903"Just look for the corpse, pony"
>>61902She nods toward the door. "You're looking at it."
>>61903"You'll see."
>>61904Tracy sniffs around, looking for any traces of delicious BBQ.
>>61905"They are through that door?"
>>61905*ears droop a bit*
"... okay.." she says, clearly not very enthusiastic about the surprise
>>61907*walks up to doors*
*turns around*
*kicks them open with a powerful earth-pony buck*
>>61908"Hold on a sec, I'll open the door, but not until I'm clear of here," she says, stepping back toward the gate. "Normally we just use the chute for disposal, its rare that we ever open those doors, and when we do we do it remotely."
>>61909Trumpaladin waits by and watches expectantly
>>61909Tracy cautiously waits around the corner.
>>61911There is no corner. Its a square room with high ceilings, about 20'x20'. The double doors are central on one wall, directly opposite the gate.
Meanwhile, Thez sighs. "I guess not," she looks at Snek, Stix, and Torcuil. "Well, Snek could wrap around my torso, Stix could sit on my shoulders,... but I don't know about Torcuil."
>>61913Okay then.
In plain sight, Tracy waits to see whatever lays beyond the door.
Infernius, letting out a blood-curdling REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, snaps to consciousness. He's lying on the ground, in a very dark room, surrounded by wet and misshapen forms. He can hear movement all around, though not immediately.
>>61913>The room is tinyGood, he's not
too handycapped by the fact that Fae is not there, although he wishes he had Fae
[1d20+24 = 30]>>61916Rolling to Hide behind Brad.
[1d20+20 = 29]>>61916Trumpaladin pulls out Vanderiem, and replaces the Ring of fire resistance with his ring shield. He assumes a Heroic posture
>>61917Rolling to pet small furry animal
>>61916Speaking of whom, there's a good chance that Fae noticed the airship,....
>>61913“Can the magician conjure some spell to aid us in that regard?”
>>61920I thought of that earlier
>>61918Struggling to his knees, Infernius finds that he's very weak (he's at 1 hp dude, he's only JUST regenerated enough to wake up) and not moving very well. Plus, the ground is slick with a viscous fluid I'm sure you could probably guess the nature of.
>>61922"I sure hope so, but I don't know what all he's capable of,... aside from swarms of frogs and pillars of flame (which would not help)."
She stops for a moment and looks toward the diagonal she had indicated. "He's awake!"
>>61913"I can cast fly you know"
>>61924Turns to Torc.
“Hey, you got a flying spell so you can just grab on, or can you shrink? Something like that?”
>>61924As long as its not semen its fine.