That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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*turns towards stix and jumps back* ahhh demon stick
Tracy, having disgiused everyone, heads off on the path towards Durpistan.
>>62445"I dare say this is quite the interesting situation"
Torc flops around a bit
>"Oui oui monsieur. Hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower" >>62443"Well, clues about Killy, for one.
Besides, if we go there, we can use the roads to find out where Port Barry and everything else outta be."
>>62453Yes. What crimes are listed on my poster?
>>62456>"One sec you fish"Snek's hat of disguise turns into a beret
>"Je m'appelle faguette""Sounds about right"
>>62457Good question.
Tracy uses her floating hands to flip-through and read the posters as she walks.
>>62459For High Crimes of repeated offenses of denying the will of George Soros
>>62460Are all of the Wanted posters for that same offense?
>>62460>Soros"Um, guys.. Remember that giant old guy with the disgusting circles around his eyes.."
What about Killy's?
>>62460>>62461Does Tracy's say anything about eating him from the legs up?
>>62445Gorilla dick out for my bruddah harambe.
>>62460"REEEEEEEEEE ME SKULL FUCK SOROS TO HELL!!!"
>>62464"Nice to see you're back with, big guy." Tracy says with a mix of relief and annoyance.
>>62461Pretty much. They don't so much indicate a reward for capture/arrest, they're more of an advisement against interaction with.
*climbs up into the wagon and lays down*
wake me when we get there
*falls asleep*
>>62466>advisement against interaction withNoted.
Tracy continues down the road.
>>62468*dumps bull out of the cart, now that he's moving*
"Thez isn't here."
>>62466"So Soros is back.... That means that the Golden Lady must no longer be enforcing the Travel ban. But why would she not? Did Thez do something in violation of an agreement?"
>>62468Trumpaladin should now be expressing happiness to see Infernius again. But all he can muster is to weakly say
"Thez isn't here..."
\r
>>62470Is he asking the rest of the party, or himself?
>>62470"Well, I don't know, but last I knew there weren't any bounties in Soros's name."
She trails off
"The Port might not even exist anymore..."
>>62472"She's not here." Tracy repeats
"Now let's get a move on." She says impatiently, her tone betraying a slight anxiety
>>62473"No thez and no port?"
*flies off towards were port barry used to be.*
>>62471Yes
>>62472"Thez went into the Ethereal plane when we tried to come rescue you here. But we were all summoned to this land or time where George Soro's Evil is Law. And she has not been seen"
>>62473"Maybe. Maybe it exists under a different name. Either way, we gotta get back"
"uh Tracy, how long does this stuff last? I could have polymorphed me and Mr. Snek more believable disguises"
>>62475"I like how you think, but let's check the map to confirm the location"
>>62477"Two and a half hours.
You don't have to have a good disguise, you just need to look like anything but yourself."
>>62476How does Brad know The was in the Ethereal plane?
>>62480Is he going to Durpistan?
>>62482Were the port used to be.
[anxious pony noises]
Tracy bites her lower lip, as her mind rushes with thoughts of her birdies.
>>62480Infernius knows which way Thez is, meanwhile Thez snaps alert from the most curious sensation she's had in forever.
>>62483How does he know that?
Wait, can we all decide where we're going?
>>62481Tracy sees an anon filly shrugging that appears to be made of more anon fillies shrugging
>>62482He's going to where he believes Port Barry was located without checking a map
>>62486You and Infernius left off on your own
>>62485>>62485*flies towards thez then.*
>>62488Infernius turns toward Durpistan
>>62479"Yeah, but I was gonna be a gnome"
>"Sounds tasty""And I would have made Snek tiny"
>"Damn you old man" >>62489Good.
*Continues pulling cart with only Brownie in it*
>>62491*poof*
Torc now appears to be a half-gnome, half-makrel merman in a tuxedo with a conical plaid cap.
>>62488Is Infernius in full flight or is he pacing with the party?
Foghorn leghorn says to Miss Piggy and to Pinochio:
"Well, I guess they are going off to the ruins and the bitch dragon. But If we are were Cardishore out to be, and if Durpistan still exists, then surely Port Barry mst be between the two of them, north of Cardishore and south of Durpistan, right? Just a bit west of how the crow flies. We can rejoin them in Durpistan.... I just need to see my city..."
Foghorn Leghorn gets on Miss Piggy's back, helps on Pinocchio, and rides on, north and west.
>>62496Tracy shoves Torc in the folding cart and runs off after him.
>>62499Also, in her big form, she looks like a giant lamia with Medusa hair, as she pulls the cart.