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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
1319 replies and 71 files omitted.
ed/oZ
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No.62448
[1d20 = 11]
>>62447
Calling dibs!

Pick up Stix
Anonymous
W1wmd
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No.62449
*turns towards stix and jumps back* ahhh demon stick
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62451
Tracy, having disgiused everyone, heads off on the path towards Durpistan.
Anonymous
ePiP+
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No.62452
62453
>>62384
"What fuck!!"
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62453
62457
>>62452
Infernius?
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62454
62456
>>62445
"I dare say this is quite the interesting situation"
Torc flops around a bit
>"Oui oui monsieur. Hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower"
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62455
>>62443
"Well, clues about Killy, for one.
Besides, if we go there, we can use the roads to find out where Port Barry and everything else outta be."
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62456
62458
>>62454
That's the spirit.
"[Hisses in approval]"
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62457
62459
>>62453
Yes. What crimes are listed on my poster?
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62458
>>62456
>"One sec you fish"
Snek's hat of disguise turns into a beret
>"Je m'appelle faguette"
"Sounds about right"
Anonymous
bBvYh
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No.62459
62460
>>62457
Good question.
Tracy uses her floating hands to flip-through and read the posters as she walks.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62460
62461 62462 62463 62464
>>62459
For High Crimes of repeated offenses of denying the will of George Soros
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62461
62463 62466
>>62460
Are all of the Wanted posters for that same offense?
Mrs. Sentry
bBvYh
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No.62462
>>62460
>Soros
"Um, guys.. Remember that giant old guy with the disgusting circles around his eyes.."

What about Killy's?
Mrs. Sentry
bBvYh
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No.62463
>>62460
>>62461
Does Tracy's say anything about eating him from the legs up?
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62464
62465
>>62445
Gorilla dick out for my bruddah harambe.
>>62460
"REEEEEEEEEE ME SKULL FUCK SOROS TO HELL!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
bBvYh
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No.62465
62468
>>62464
"Nice to see you're back with, big guy." Tracy says with a mix of relief and annoyance.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62466
62469 62470
>>62461
Pretty much. They don't so much indicate a reward for capture/arrest, they're more of an advisement against interaction with.
Anonymous
W1wmd
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No.62467
*climbs up into the wagon and lays down*
wake me when we get there
*falls asleep*
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62468
62469 62470
>>62465
"Which one of you thez"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62469
62472
>>62466
>advisement against interaction with
Noted.
Tracy continues down the road.
>>62468
*dumps bull out of the cart, now that he's moving*
"Thez isn't here."
ed/oZ
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No.62470
62471 62472 62473
>>62466
"So Soros is back.... That means that the Golden Lady must no longer be enforcing the Travel ban. But why would she not? Did Thez do something in violation of an agreement?"

>>62468
Trumpaladin should now be expressing happiness to see Infernius again. But all he can muster is to weakly say
"Thez isn't here..."
\r
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62471
62476
>>62470
Is he asking the rest of the party, or himself?
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62472
62474 62476
>>62469
>>62470
"Wha... wha....what?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62473
62475 62476
>>62470
"Well, I don't know, but last I knew there weren't any bounties in Soros's name."
She trails off
"The Port might not even exist anymore..."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62474
>>62472
"She's not here." Tracy repeats
"Now let's get a move on." She says impatiently, her tone betraying a slight anxiety
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62475
62478
>>62473
"No thez and no port?"
*flies off towards were port barry used to be.*
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62476
62481
>>62471
Yes

>>62472
"Thez went into the Ethereal plane when we tried to come rescue you here. But we were all summoned to this land or time where George Soro's Evil is Law. And she has not been seen"

>>62473
"Maybe. Maybe it exists under a different name. Either way, we gotta get back"
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62477
62479
"uh Tracy, how long does this stuff last? I could have polymorphed me and Mr. Snek more believable disguises"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62478
62480
>>62475
"I like how you think, but let's check the map to confirm the location"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62479
62491
>>62477
"Two and a half hours.
You don't have to have a good disguise, you just need to look like anything but yourself."
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62480
62482 62485
>>62478
*is already flying away*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62481
62487
>>62476
How does Brad know The was in the Ethereal plane?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62482
62483 62487
>>62480
Is he going to Durpistan?
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62483
62486
>>62482
Were the port used to be.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62484
[anxious pony noises]
Tracy bites her lower lip, as her mind rushes with thoughts of her birdies.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62485
62488
>>62480
Infernius knows which way Thez is, meanwhile Thez snaps alert from the most curious sensation she's had in forever.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62486
62487
>>62483
How does he know that?

Wait, can we all decide where we're going?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62487
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>>62481
Tracy sees an anon filly shrugging that appears to be made of more anon fillies shrugging

>>62482
He's going to where he believes Port Barry was located without checking a map

>>62486
You and Infernius left off on your own
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62488
62489 62495
>>62485
>>62485
*flies towards thez then.*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62489
62492
>>62488
Infernius turns toward Durpistan
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62491
62493
>>62479
"Yeah, but I was gonna be a gnome"
>"Sounds tasty"
"And I would have made Snek tiny"
>"Damn you old man"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62492
>>62489
Good.
*Continues pulling cart with only Brownie in it*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62493
62494 62501
>>62491
*poof*
Torc now appears to be a half-gnome, half-makrel merman in a tuxedo with a conical plaid cap.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62494
>>62493
Fucking jej!
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62495
62496
>>62488
Is Infernius in full flight or is he pacing with the party?
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62496
62499 62506
>>62495
Full flight
"Me coming thez!"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62498
62502
Foghorn leghorn says to Miss Piggy and to Pinochio:

"Well, I guess they are going off to the ruins and the bitch dragon. But If we are were Cardishore out to be, and if Durpistan still exists, then surely Port Barry mst be between the two of them, north of Cardishore and south of Durpistan, right? Just a bit west of how the crow flies. We can rejoin them in Durpistan.... I just need to see my city..."

Foghorn Leghorn gets on Miss Piggy's back, helps on Pinocchio, and rides on, north and west.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62499
62500
>>62496
Tracy shoves Torc in the folding cart and runs off after him.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62500
>>62499
Also, in her big form, she looks like a giant lamia with Medusa hair, as she pulls the cart.