Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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>>55424If you're going to attack an ally, then yes. Don't fuck things up deliberately for no other reason than "lol let me see if I can get
all of us killed lawl"
>>55424If you weren't actually close enough to bite him, cast Divine Power on yourself first.
>>55427Aim at the king and you'd better not miss.
>>55429And he'll miss... Baz won't, nor will his guards
>>55455And the dice are so very in your favor
Why do something this pointless anyways? Just to piss us all off and fuck up the evening?
[1d20+25 = 44]
Bluff time
"I'm sorry my liege. My friend was recently infected with a parasite. Ever since he's been kinda strange sometimes. I'm sure one of our friends would be more than happy to punish him. Please accept our apologies. Would you like to see a magic trick?"
>>55456Infernuis thinks hes part of the banquet.
>>55458Which is why he is walking on his own and is carrying an anti-tank rocket launcher, with trumpets playing as he enters the room, as people stand and applaud
Not even Infernius is that stupid
>>55457Where are you getting +25 from?
>>55460You underestimate Infernuis.
>>55459Thanks.
Technically, Infernius is basically gonna jump up and sail towards the squirrel, and then crash onto the table just a bit short.
>>55461>20 cha>20 in bluff skill >>55461Bluff is one of his few class skills, plus the Char bonus, plus the benefit of a Snek familiar.
in memory of squirrel general... thing
>>55465>>55457>end result: 47>>55466Top fucking kek
Is GM asleep at his desk again?
>>55466Baz is still alive, don't worry about it. He's just pissed off
>>55468Ah, good. I want to see squirrel with rocket launcher go against minotaur.
>>55469A Minotuar with 42 strength.
>>55471Wrong. You have 36 strength
>>55470*gives Baz xp
ftfy
>>55471If you didn't actually get to make the attack, take 3 rounds to cast bulls strength, divine power, and righteous might.
>>55473That's three rounds for people to notice what the fuck is going on, and for Baz to assume combat stance
Okay, I kind of want to see that>>5547421+5+12=38
>>55475They'd have to make spellcraft checks to even realize a spell was being cast. Otherwise, Infernius would just look like he's "praying".
>>55477You can hear a spell being cast, and I'm pretty sure you'd see some sort of physical effect on a minotaur about to go beserk
>>55478You get a stat advancment every 4 levels.
>>55480Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you started with 18 and put 3 into strength to get that 21
>>55479Righteous might would be the only one with a significant physical appearance (when Infernius grows yuge). Otherwise, it'd just look like praying.
>>55480>he actually put it all into StrThis mofo..!
>>55481Infernius never allocated his points.
He just had a ridiculous amount of Str.
>>55482Do you think they know nothing of magic? Do you think they wouldn't red flag a "prayer"? And do you really think infernius would look clam at the moment he's sperging out?
>>55484Then you don't get to cast any spells past level 3
>>55484You should convert to Strength domain, so you can tear Soros in half like a phonebook.
>>55485That'd require a knowledge arcana check.
>>55487They're going to know he has hostile intent one way or another
>>55490These people are paranoid as fuck, yes they are
>>55491They'd still need to roll.
>>55492Okay. let them roll then. Or more likely, they just assume that spell casting is a thing (because they are not new to this) and so assume weird mumbling must be some sort of spell, and that anyone casting a spell has bad intent, even if they have no idea what that spell is or even if it's divine or arcane
>>55493Meh. That not how I'd see it.
We'll figure out tomorrow.
>>55494That's basically how they behaved the last time we were there. They don't put up with shit
>>55495I still wanna see shit go down.