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Hella Nuts
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.55271
55275 55281
Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.

We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;

Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot

Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
1414 replies and 106 files omitted.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55425
55428
>>55424
If you're going to attack an ally, then yes. Don't fuck things up deliberately for no other reason than "lol let me see if I can get all of us killed lawl"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55426
55427
>>55424
If you weren't actually close enough to bite him, cast Divine Power on yourself first.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55427
55429
>>55426
I fucking hate you
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55428
>>55425
He will respect it.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55429
55452
>>55427
Aim at the king and you'd better not miss.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55452
55453
>>55429
And he'll miss... Baz won't, nor will his guards
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55453
55454
>>55452
You dont know that.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55454
55455
>>55453
Do you?
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55455
55456
>>55454
The dice decide m8
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55456
55458
>>55455
And the dice are so very in your favor

Why do something this pointless anyways? Just to piss us all off and fuck up the evening?
hSpxi
?
No.55457
55459 55461 55467 55576 55654
[1d20+25 = 44]
Bluff time
"I'm sorry my liege. My friend was recently infected with a parasite. Ever since he's been kinda strange sometimes. I'm sure one of our friends would be more than happy to punish him. Please accept our apologies. Would you like to see a magic trick?"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55458
55460
>>55456
Infernuis thinks hes part of the banquet.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55459
55463
>>55457
Great roll.
Wait for GM though.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55460
55462
>>55458
Which is why he is walking on his own and is carrying an anti-tank rocket launcher, with trumpets playing as he enters the room, as people stand and applaud

Not even Infernius is that stupid
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55461
55463 55464
>>55457
Where are you getting +25 from?
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55462
>>55460
You underestimate Infernuis.
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55463
>>55459
Thanks.
Technically, Infernius is basically gonna jump up and sail towards the squirrel, and then crash onto the table just a bit short.
>>55461
>20 cha
>20 in bluff skill
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55464
55465
>>55461
Bluff is one of his few class skills, plus the Char bonus, plus the benefit of a Snek familiar.
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55465
55467
>>55464
Oh that's right add...

+3
Anonymous
FwZax
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No.55466
55467 55468
Spoilered
in memory of squirrel general... thing
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55467
55654
>>55465
>>55457
>end result: 47
>>55466
Top fucking kek

Is GM asleep at his desk again?

Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55468
55469
>>55466
Baz is still alive, don't worry about it. He's just pissed off
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.55469
55470 55471
>>55468
Ah, good. I want to see squirrel with rocket launcher go against minotaur.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55470
55472
gives-xp.jpg
>>55469

Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55471
55472 55473
>>55469
A Minotuar with 42 strength.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55472
55474
>>55471
Wrong. You have 36 strength

>>55470
*gives Baz xp
ftfy
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55473
55475
>>55471
If you didn't actually get to make the attack, take 3 rounds to cast bulls strength, divine power, and righteous might.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55474
55475
>>55472
False. I have my items.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55475
55476 55477
>>55473
That's three rounds for people to notice what the fuck is going on, and for Baz to assume combat stance

Okay, I kind of want to see that

>>55474
21+5+12=38
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55476
55478
>>55475
+4
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55477
55479
>>55475
They'd have to make spellcraft checks to even realize a spell was being cast. Otherwise, Infernius would just look like he's "praying".
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55478
55480
>>55476
From nothing
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55479
55482
>>55477
You can hear a spell being cast, and I'm pretty sure you'd see some sort of physical effect on a minotaur about to go beserk
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55480
55481 55482
>>55478
You get a stat advancment every 4 levels.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55481
55483 55484 55654
>>55480
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you started with 18 and put 3 into strength to get that 21
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55482
55485
>>55479
Righteous might would be the only one with a significant physical appearance (when Infernius grows yuge). Otherwise, it'd just look like praying.
>>55480
>he actually put it all into Str
This mofo..!
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55483
>>55481
Infernius never allocated his points.
He just had a ridiculous amount of Str.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55484
55485 55487
>>55481
Wrong.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55485
55487 55497
>>55482
Do you think they know nothing of magic? Do you think they wouldn't red flag a "prayer"? And do you really think infernius would look clam at the moment he's sperging out?

>>55484
Then you don't get to cast any spells past level 3
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55487
55488 55497
>>55484
You should convert to Strength domain, so you can tear Soros in half like a phonebook.
>>55485
That'd require a knowledge arcana check.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55488
55490
>>55487
They're going to know he has hostile intent one way or another
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55489
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Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55490
55491
>>55488
Not necessarily.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55491
55492
>>55490
These people are paranoid as fuck, yes they are
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55492
55493
>>55491
They'd still need to roll.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55493
55494
>>55492
Okay. let them roll then. Or more likely, they just assume that spell casting is a thing (because they are not new to this) and so assume weird mumbling must be some sort of spell, and that anyone casting a spell has bad intent, even if they have no idea what that spell is or even if it's divine or arcane
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55494
55495
>>55493
Meh. That not how I'd see it.
We'll figure out tomorrow.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55495
55496
>>55494
That's basically how they behaved the last time we were there. They don't put up with shit
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55496
55498
>>55495
I still wanna see shit go down.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55497
55498 55504
>>55485
Because why?
>>55487
How do i do that?