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Hella Nuts
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55271
55275 55281
Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.

We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;

Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot

Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
1414 replies and 107 files omitted.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55761
55765
>>55752
>>55755
Trumpaladin stands
"Mr. Baz, I am sorry to report to you that a few days ago, Port Barry was attacked by a massive horde of Undead. This was evidently in retaliation for damage caused in an infiltration of the Court city when a member of our party was kidnapped and we sought to retrieve them. The Undead attacked in masses with zombies and giants lead by three lichs. However, a group of devourers entered through the Ethereal plane through a weak point in the center of the city

Your spartans showed precisely the initiative, courage, and aptitude in battle that IK would expect of a Spartan. They took up arms against the court city oppressors. And they held the line. They along with our Generals, Ghestapo, and Fight club slew many devourers and kept the city safe. But this came at a price. Several men of every faction did not merely perish, but gave mind, body and soul to in the fight, most especially Fight Club, but including Spartans. They are.... No more. But please do be assured, they demonstrated all excellence in fighting the undead and protecting the citizenry. For no man can ever truly die so long as his comrades live on to commemorate their deeds.

The Lichs and undead were repelled from the city with the help of your Spartans"
Trumpaladin looks down mournfully at appropriate moments
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55762
55763 55764
>>55756
Now would be a good time to redpill them on liberal jews.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55763
>>55762
I hadn't considered this angle, but this angle
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55764
55766 55768
>>55762
What like communists?
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55765
55767 55769 55770
>>55761
"I had expected no less. A Spartan only 'doesn't come home' when doing so would amount to cowardice, inaction, and a lack of honor. I am pleased to hear that these men of mine, of ours, paid a noble sacrifice on behalf of innocents and in the face of terrible forces. I am grateful even. "To bear that which you do not believe you can bear, to spare others that same fate. To hone your mind, body, and spirit, so that they may be expended on behalf of our good people. That is what it means to be a Spartan." he says solemnly, which is responded to by a single, coordinated, and deafeningly-percussive "Huuuuah!" by the entirety of the surrounding room.
"There. Now that that's settled, let us enjoy ourselves a bit. I welcome any news, information, and ideas you may have."
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55766
55768
>>55764
Well, all 3 liches were jews
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55767
>>55765
"Commander squirrel, have you heard of jews?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55768
>>55764
For example.
>>55766
This.
Most of the liches were left-leaning politicians. Tell them about the kikery in left-leaning organizations.
Infernius has the Knowledge Religion ranks to explain everything to them.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55769
55771
>>55765
"Huuah indeed! My I approach to discuss details going forward. Strategic details"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55770
>>55765
Can Tracy speak with the minister of entertainment?
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55771
55772 55773
>>55769
He's right there, its not 'approach' at this point.
Baz waves to some of his senior detail, who dispense with orderly directing the assembled soldiery to gather foods and noms. He remains motionless and beckons Trump to continue.
dJc2Y
?
No.55772
55774
[1d20+20 = 26]
>>55771
I go talk to some of his honor guards about lich kikes and the jewish question.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55773
55775 55776
>>55771
Trumpaladin says this more silently, because he wants only Baz and maybe esential personnel near him to hear

"When the court city sent out an octohedron we penetrated it and withdrew. They destroyed it. But when it exploded.... we heard a laugh. An unmistakable, maniacal laugh. Kefka is back. I guess they have True Resurrection just as surely as we do"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55774
55778
>>55772
You're not going to talk to him? Sorry, I neglected to mention he doesn't know the work "Jews", but I'm sure there are some defining characteristics he might appreciate and have experienced, given that (((rats))) are purveysive and Sparintenar doesn't toerate shenanigens.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55775
55779 55781 55782
>>55773
"INDEED!"
The entire scene is pierced by Kefka's unmistakeable cackle.
https://youtu.be/koSnyw209gg

Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55776
55777 55781 55782
>>55773
"If Kefka was an ebin spellcaster, then he could have just used Eidolon to duplicate himself.
We could face two or even three Kefkas next time."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gamV209yG48
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55777
>>55776
Idk why I said that in character...
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55778
55780
>>55774
I thought he wanted to talk to trump.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55779
>>55775
"Hitler banishes you kikeka!"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55780
55783
>>55778
Not exclusively, and he wouldn't object if he interjected, especially since he hasn't met Infernius (or Torcuil).
hHaB2
?
No.55781
55820
1491803550754.jpg
[1d20+24 = 36]
>>55776
>>55775
>mfw I gave Kefka an idea

Tracy activates her Ring of Spell Turning.
Rolling to Hide

I g2g for 5-10 mins
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55782
55785
>>55775
*concern*

>>55776
"Where the fuck did you learn so much about whatever the hell you are talking about from?"

Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55783
55784
>>55780
"Commander squirrel, me am Infernuis Sheriff of port barry. And me know the true force behind all evil of this world"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55784
55787 55788
>>55783
Everyone listening stops, including Kefka, who has materialized in a reclining position in midair above the party, with a puzzled expression on his face.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55785
55786
>>55782
How does he know what True Resurrection is?
>'I read it in a library book: The Ebin Handbook.'
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55786
>>55785
Yeah keep the bullshit to yourself thank you
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55787
55789 55791
>>55784
*casts miracle to kill kefka*
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55788
>>55784
"Uh, hello"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55789
55792
>>55787
Tell us about the Jews first. That's more important.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55790
>*is hiding*
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55791
55793 55794
>>55787
By that description, you're using Miracle to duplicate a spell. Please choose the spell in question.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55792
>>55789
Also, as far as 9th-level Cleric spells go, Implosion is a better shot if you're just looking to kill something.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55793
>>55791
Implosion.
So5+V
?
No.55794
[1d20+35 = 51]
>>55791
Trumpaldin tries to convince Kefka that through the party's normal behavior (and Sparintenar's), he is furthering Kefka's philosophy of finding meaning through destruction
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55795
55796
"Face the might of the wunderwaffe! Hahahaha!"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55796
55798
>>55795
Roll a 20
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55797
"You see Mr. Kefka? He's your splitting image. Maybe a bit less... able, but he understands"
dJc2Y
?
No.55798
55799 55800 55802
[1d20 = 14]
>>55796

Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55799
55803
>>55798
Not even close. Kefka erupts in laughter at the attempt. "Oh please, I was most intrigued by what you were saying."
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55800
55804
>>55798
You can use it for up to 4 rounds.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55802
>>55798
Every fucking time reeeeeeee
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55803
55805 55806
>>55799
"Oh? You expect me to believe that?"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55804
>>55800
Fortitude negates
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55805
>>55803
He'd be jelly if he knew there were people in his court that were more ebil than him.
His reputation is at stake.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55806
55807 55808
>>55803
"Oh why so dour? I heard there was a feast of sorts," he looks to Baz. "You don't mind if I crash do you? I don't even require a seat!" he says, sitting in midair, but rotating along an axis that maintains facing everyone.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55807
55810
>>55806
What's Baz's expression?
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55808
55810
>>55806
"I heard there was a celebration recently"
Trumpaladin is shaking , but he picks up a piece of bread and eats it
hHaB2
?
No.55809
55812
[1d20+21 = 34]
Rolling to Move Silently.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55810
55813 55815 55819
>>55807
Baz is in a ready-stance, but he's not moving.
>>55808
"Oh yes, that. I had hoped to lure one of you out to a trap and do horrible things to them. A pity,...." he laments.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55811
55814
"Well i expect some of these (((people))) have infiltrated your court."