Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Can Tracy check out the stables now?
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https://youtu.be/7bzG8JQn-pI
>forgot BGM in OP ~_~
>>55281
TY 4 reminder. Does his speech involve admitting that Kefka may be alive?
>forgot BGM in OP ~_~
>>55281
TY 4 reminder. Does his speech involve admitting that Kefka may be alive?
>>55283
>clears throat
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
>clears throat
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
Can make use Intimidate and Bluff checks on multiple subjects at once too?
>>55289
I’ll just watch the opening part a whole bunch to make up for the fact I’m not crazy about the metal.
I’ll just watch the opening part a whole bunch to make up for the fact I’m not crazy about the metal.
>>55293
While you're busy figuring out the precise layout and nature of Sparentinar cavalry, don't forget Trumpaladin is wait for the arrival of important people to talk to
*sips from the glass of water that is generally provided at such banquets before the main food is served*
*Eats free bread*
While you're busy figuring out the precise layout and nature of Sparentinar cavalry, don't forget Trumpaladin is wait for the arrival of important people to talk to
*sips from the glass of water that is generally provided at such banquets before the main food is served*
*Eats free bread*
>>55296
They are based on ancient Sparta. They're basically Communists
Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njV0hsOc0g8
They are based on ancient Sparta. They're basically Communists
Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njV0hsOc0g8
>>55297
>Keep your pants on
But it's Tracy, and not Trumpaladin in the stable
>Keep your pants on
But it's Tracy, and not Trumpaladin in the stable
>>55300
*Pants remain on as he eats bread*
*Notices codpiece on new set of armor is missing... Tries to make it less noticeable*
*Pants remain on as he eats bread*
*Notices codpiece on new set of armor is missing... Tries to make it less noticeable*
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>>55302
Use the hat.
It's a Hat of Glammering: it makes you look dressed to impress, even when you're not.
Use the hat.
It's a Hat of Glammering: it makes you look dressed to impress, even when you're not.
>>55305
"Austere and Utilitarian. Very Militaristic. Very ordered, and collectivistic. Pretty well advanced technologically, but no magic. Not much luxury or fun. Mostly a well functioning society I would say"
"Austere and Utilitarian. Very Militaristic. Very ordered, and collectivistic. Pretty well advanced technologically, but no magic. Not much luxury or fun. Mostly a well functioning society I would say"
>>55308
Just give vague descriptions back like "horses that seemed to be trained for war tend to be lighter riding horses, suggesting a doctrine of light cavalry, perhaps for an army where infantry are the centerpiece, and cavalry are a complement rather than a core. Utility horses likewise tend to be light, although some draft horses for heavier loads exist"
Okay I'll shut up now
Just give vague descriptions back like "horses that seemed to be trained for war tend to be lighter riding horses, suggesting a doctrine of light cavalry, perhaps for an army where infantry are the centerpiece, and cavalry are a complement rather than a core. Utility horses likewise tend to be light, although some draft horses for heavier loads exist"
Okay I'll shut up now
>>55308
>cod-piece
Tracy stole it, again.
>Intentions
Mostly figured a horse's first judgement of a city would be based on the condition of the other horses, and Tracy is just looking around to learn some more about the place.
Also, I might want to try to convince them to put on horse shows, if they're so desperate for entertainment.
>cod-piece
Tracy stole it, again.
>Intentions
Mostly figured a horse's first judgement of a city would be based on the condition of the other horses, and Tracy is just looking around to learn some more about the place.
Also, I might want to try to convince them to put on horse shows, if they're so desperate for entertainment.
>>55310
That's not bad, but I'm going with "Tracy wouldn't be led to the officers/military stables, so this information is not available outside an unecessarily extensive side-quest that the same objectives can be achieved by asking questions rather than snooping."
That's not bad, but I'm going with "Tracy wouldn't be led to the officers/military stables, so this information is not available outside an unecessarily extensive side-quest that the same objectives can be achieved by asking questions rather than snooping."
>>55309
"They don't like it. They are autarkic and seem to have existed mostly as an isolated culture"
"They don't like it. They are autarkic and seem to have existed mostly as an isolated culture"
>>55317
"I'm not so sure. The thing is, they don't really have any compelling need for nat soc, because their society is already basically nat soc. They are not being oppressed by jews. They are not being bullied by foreign powers... Well, they are being bullied by one very important foreign power. And they aren't in a serious economic crisis. But you can try I guess"
"I'm not so sure. The thing is, they don't really have any compelling need for nat soc, because their society is already basically nat soc. They are not being oppressed by jews. They are not being bullied by foreign powers... Well, they are being bullied by one very important foreign power. And they aren't in a serious economic crisis. But you can try I guess"
>>55321
What is the matter with you? Bringing a dead dog to a dinner banquet! Have you lost your mind?
What is the matter with you? Bringing a dead dog to a dinner banquet! Have you lost your mind?
>>55321
"Well, it may yet succeed. You'll need to convince them that the Court is somehow Jewish. But the thing is, I don't know anything about the Court. That's really more of why I am here. To figure out what the hell is going on"
"Well, it may yet succeed. You'll need to convince them that the Court is somehow Jewish. But the thing is, I don't know anything about the Court. That's really more of why I am here. To figure out what the hell is going on"
>>55327
The court is Jewish though.
Infernius would have enough ranks in Knowledge religion to explain it too.
The court is Jewish though.
Infernius would have enough ranks in Knowledge religion to explain it too.
>>55328
If you want to explain something in character, go right ahead. In the meantime, my character thinks the court city is partly undead and is lead by a kind of magical Joker
If you want to explain something in character, go right ahead. In the meantime, my character thinks the court city is partly undead and is lead by a kind of magical Joker
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*Pets kitty to calm her down, as she seems to be getting worked up in a theological argument with some Sparentinar citizen*
>>55349
>is right there
"Just now. The poor thing's been wandering around the tower alone all this time because the dumb bull forgot about it. I figured I'd take it for a walk."
>is right there
"Just now. The poor thing's been wandering around the tower alone all this time because the dumb bull forgot about it. I figured I'd take it for a walk."
>>55354
Trumpaladin is baffled as to why she went right up to Infernius to hand him a dog, but didn't even say hi to him, so he looks at her in a bit of bafflement
"okay"
*cautiously puts hand on head in a sort of petting motion*
Trumpaladin is baffled as to why she went right up to Infernius to hand him a dog, but didn't even say hi to him, so he looks at her in a bit of bafflement
"okay"
*cautiously puts hand on head in a sort of petting motion*
"So when is this banquet gonna start?"
Torc holds up the sketches from Saw hoers, delivered by murder hoers
"I wanna go talk about these"
Torc holds up the sketches from Saw hoers, delivered by murder hoers
"I wanna go talk about these"
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>*is still waiting for Baz*
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>>55365
"What? You know about rockets?"
Torc then realizes something
"And how did you know that I was interested in them?"
No metafagging
"What? You know about rockets?"
Torc then realizes something
"And how did you know that I was interested in them?"
No metafagging
>>55371
"Fair enough, but why you asking me? I was considering trying to build one, but I haven't started"
"Fair enough, but why you asking me? I was considering trying to build one, but I haven't started"
*stuffs face with free bread*
Eventually and at length, Baz makes his entrance which is joined by a militaristic chorus of applause. Blah blah, banquet. Did anyone want to interject an element into the banquet?
>>55376
"Heard of her back at the asylum. Apparently she was given a special parole for her ingenuity."
"Heard of her back at the asylum. Apparently she was given a special parole for her ingenuity."
>>55377
Tracy growls threateningly at Baz, like you'd expect her to, but doesn't cause much of a ruckus.
Tracy growls threateningly at Baz, like you'd expect her to, but doesn't cause much of a ruckus.
*removes former inmate from lap, and stands to smile, clap, and greet Baz*
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>>55396
I meant "Dancing Lights," or "Prestidigitation," not "Summon a celestial triceratops or a smol army of Fiendish giant constrictors"
I meant "Dancing Lights," or "Prestidigitation," not "Summon a celestial triceratops or a smol army of Fiendish giant constrictors"
"Such a lovely meal"
Torc starts counting, wondering how long it will take for them to get arrested
Torc starts counting, wondering how long it will take for them to get arrested
>>55410
Infernius is too far from Baz, his dexterity too low, and his dice roll too poor for that to land anyways, so it doesn't really matter anyways except that Trumpaladin is now pissed off at Infernius
Infernius is too far from Baz, his dexterity too low, and his dice roll too poor for that to land anyways, so it doesn't really matter anyways except that Trumpaladin is now pissed off at Infernius
>>55413
Baz is 50+ feet away and you'd need to be within five feet to attempt that bullshit, so (you) can wait (you)r turn
Baz is 50+ feet away and you'd need to be within five feet to attempt that bullshit, so (you) can wait (you)r turn
>>55417
That's not how important people introduce themselves. They are separated from the crowd and have guards around them. For precisely this reason
That's not how important people introduce themselves. They are separated from the crowd and have guards around them. For precisely this reason
>>55419
Because he came up close and personal to Trumpaladin trying to intimidate him. That is not what is going on here.
Also, it's not interesting, it's fucking mind numblingly stupid. I have been waiting literal months to get some basic fucking story advancements and you shit for brains keep fucking it up with your fuckery. So I'm having Trumpaladin sell out Infernius and Tracy if necessary, then proceeding with the plan after you two dumbasses realize an epic level dexterity fighter is a hell of a lot harder to defeat than you though
Because he came up close and personal to Trumpaladin trying to intimidate him. That is not what is going on here.
Also, it's not interesting, it's fucking mind numblingly stupid. I have been waiting literal months to get some basic fucking story advancements and you shit for brains keep fucking it up with your fuckery. So I'm having Trumpaladin sell out Infernius and Tracy if necessary, then proceeding with the plan after you two dumbasses realize an epic level dexterity fighter is a hell of a lot harder to defeat than you though
>>55424
If you're going to attack an ally, then yes. Don't fuck things up deliberately for no other reason than "lol let me see if I can get all of us killed lawl"
If you're going to attack an ally, then yes. Don't fuck things up deliberately for no other reason than "lol let me see if I can get all of us killed lawl"
>>55455
And the dice are so very in your favor
Why do something this pointless anyways? Just to piss us all off and fuck up the evening?
And the dice are so very in your favor
Why do something this pointless anyways? Just to piss us all off and fuck up the evening?
[1d20+25 = 44]
Bluff time
"I'm sorry my liege. My friend was recently infected with a parasite. Ever since he's been kinda strange sometimes. I'm sure one of our friends would be more than happy to punish him. Please accept our apologies. Would you like to see a magic trick?"
Bluff time
"I'm sorry my liege. My friend was recently infected with a parasite. Ever since he's been kinda strange sometimes. I'm sure one of our friends would be more than happy to punish him. Please accept our apologies. Would you like to see a magic trick?"
>>55458
Which is why he is walking on his own and is carrying an anti-tank rocket launcher, with trumpets playing as he enters the room, as people stand and applaud
Not even Infernius is that stupid
Which is why he is walking on his own and is carrying an anti-tank rocket launcher, with trumpets playing as he enters the room, as people stand and applaud
Not even Infernius is that stupid
>>55461
Bluff is one of his few class skills, plus the Char bonus, plus the benefit of a Snek familiar.
Bluff is one of his few class skills, plus the Char bonus, plus the benefit of a Snek familiar.
in memory of squirrel general... thing
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>>55471
If you didn't actually get to make the attack, take 3 rounds to cast bulls strength, divine power, and righteous might.
If you didn't actually get to make the attack, take 3 rounds to cast bulls strength, divine power, and righteous might.
>>55475
They'd have to make spellcraft checks to even realize a spell was being cast. Otherwise, Infernius would just look like he's "praying".
They'd have to make spellcraft checks to even realize a spell was being cast. Otherwise, Infernius would just look like he's "praying".
>>55477
You can hear a spell being cast, and I'm pretty sure you'd see some sort of physical effect on a minotaur about to go beserk
You can hear a spell being cast, and I'm pretty sure you'd see some sort of physical effect on a minotaur about to go beserk
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>>55492
Okay. let them roll then. Or more likely, they just assume that spell casting is a thing (because they are not new to this) and so assume weird mumbling must be some sort of spell, and that anyone casting a spell has bad intent, even if they have no idea what that spell is or even if it's divine or arcane
Okay. let them roll then. Or more likely, they just assume that spell casting is a thing (because they are not new to this) and so assume weird mumbling must be some sort of spell, and that anyone casting a spell has bad intent, even if they have no idea what that spell is or even if it's divine or arcane
>>>/test/
>>55500
Yeah, because it hasn't been policed, and he hasn't been claiming +4 strength on top of everything else, and so forth
Yeah, because it hasn't been policed, and he hasn't been claiming +4 strength on top of everything else, and so forth
>>55497
Defenders of Faith had some settings archytypes for convert clerics, although they generally applied to ex-clerics.
In either case, you'd have to complete some kind of quest to prove your faith.
Defenders of Faith had some settings archytypes for convert clerics, although they generally applied to ex-clerics.
In either case, you'd have to complete some kind of quest to prove your faith.
>>55505
He had enough unallocated points to do it to begin with, and definitely with Int as the base stat and not charisma
He had enough unallocated points to do it to begin with, and definitely with Int as the base stat and not charisma
>>55510
Yeah, because 1. he wasn't claiming another +3 ability points when he already has a stat set +9 better than the next highest and 2. He wasn't trying to fuck up everything by using it to attack an essential (and not lower level) NPC who was friendly
>>55511
True, but we treated you as a wizard for a very long period of time
Yeah, because 1. he wasn't claiming another +3 ability points when he already has a stat set +9 better than the next highest and 2. He wasn't trying to fuck up everything by using it to attack an essential (and not lower level) NPC who was friendly
>>55511
True, but we treated you as a wizard for a very long period of time
>>55515
Yes, but 1. that was a meme and Torcuil has meme power and 2. It was directed at a villain who could have killed us all
Yes, but 1. that was a meme and Torcuil has meme power and 2. It was directed at a villain who could have killed us all
>>55515
I just came up with the memes, GM did the spells.
But I have decided on a spell list because fuck trying to think of different memes everytime
I just came up with the memes, GM did the spells.
But I have decided on a spell list because fuck trying to think of different memes everytime
>>55525
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I say let him put everything into Str.
Actually. He's forbidden to put points into anything but Str.
Also, let him use his Str modifier for his spells.
Actually. He's forbidden to put points into anything but Str.
Also, let him use his Str modifier for his spells.
>>55528
No you faggot. Do I get an addition free +12 charisma points just cuz and damage based on charisma?
No you faggot. Do I get an addition free +12 charisma points just cuz and damage based on charisma?
>>55543
Yes it is. Trumpaladin only has two skills he's good at and it just won't stand if a damned mage is going to beat him on this
Yes it is. Trumpaladin only has two skills he's good at and it just won't stand if a damned mage is going to beat him on this
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>>55551
Uh: bluff, craft, concentration, knowledge (arcana), profession, spellcraft.
But they do get simple weapon proficiency
Uh: bluff, craft, concentration, knowledge (arcana), profession, spellcraft.
But they do get simple weapon proficiency
>>55555
Fucking pagans.
Fucking pagans.
>>55557
Rogues don't get spellcraft, concentration, autohypnosis, handle animal, psicraft, ride, any knowledge except local... etc.
Rogues don't get spellcraft, concentration, autohypnosis, handle animal, psicraft, ride, any knowledge except local... etc.
>>55559
The fact that you have to dip into "psycraft" and "autohypnosis" tells us how few skills rogues do not get
And yes they do get handle animal. I think. At least you've been consistently claiming that
The fact that you have to dip into "psycraft" and "autohypnosis" tells us how few skills rogues do not get
And yes they do get handle animal. I think. At least you've been consistently claiming that
Epona deserve all the GETs, you selfish heaven.
If you don't like it, get them yourself and do something better with them.
Tampering with natural digits is bottom-of-the-barrel degeneracy.
If you don't like it, get them yourself and do something better with them.
Tampering with natural digits is bottom-of-the-barrel degeneracy.
>>55569
Would you rather go back to the days where the quads where >Caliming Trollestia
Then I got banned cause Trump didn't like that?
Would you rather go back to the days where the quads where >Caliming Trollestia
Then I got banned cause Trump didn't like that?
>>55571
>I got b& too
Then maybe you shouldn't be abusing the privileges of your position to get your way in imagination land.
>I got b& too
Then maybe you shouldn't be abusing the privileges of your position to get your way in imagination land.
>>55572
Nigger, you've been hogging GETs site-wide since at least May, and you waste all of them on stupid shit like "Praise Kek" and "Praise Epona." And people have complained about you
Nigger, you've been hogging GETs site-wide since at least May, and you waste all of them on stupid shit like "Praise Kek" and "Praise Epona." And people have complained about you
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>>55573
That doesn't excuse tampering with digits.
If digits are changed, they lose all meaning.
And that definitely doesn't excuse banning users just because you disagree with them.
That doesn't excuse tampering with digits.
If digits are changed, they lose all meaning.
And that definitely doesn't excuse banning users just because you disagree with them.
>>55577
You should probably be banned for GET hording, desu
>lose all meaning
That's exactly the idea. Stop wasting all GETs on your incredibly unoriginal posts
You should probably be banned for GET hording, desu
>lose all meaning
That's exactly the idea. Stop wasting all GETs on your incredibly unoriginal posts
>>55580
>I'll do whatever I want
And so will I *edits your posts*
>GET Hording isn't against the rules
I can make it against the rules on VX, if you want to play that way
>I'll do whatever I want
And so will I *edits your posts*
>GET Hording isn't against the rules
I can make it against the rules on VX, if you want to play that way
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>>55585
Well, definitely since Atlas declared VX soveriegn a week ago. But really, the /vx/ board has not been subject to the general mlpol rules. If it were, these threads would have to be deleted as generals
>>55586
That changes content, not authorship. Also, how long have you been around? He's been doing this for the better part of a year site-wide and definitely the past several months here
Well, definitely since Atlas declared VX soveriegn a week ago. But really, the /vx/ board has not been subject to the general mlpol rules. If it were, these threads would have to be deleted as generals
>>55586
That changes content, not authorship. Also, how long have you been around? He's been doing this for the better part of a year site-wide and definitely the past several months here
>>55587
Never got into the chans before this one. Guess I felt I had nothing to add to the conversations. I found this place a few months ago and liked the smaller community. It feels like I can actually speak my mind here.
Never got into the chans before this one. Guess I felt I had nothing to add to the conversations. I found this place a few months ago and liked the smaller community. It feels like I can actually speak my mind here.
>>55589
That's bullshit.
I'm not going to post on a board where rules are made up on the spot by a single tyrannical asshole.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
That's bullshit.
I'm not going to post on a board where rules are made up on the spot by a single tyrannical asshole.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
>>55592
Don't worry, all new rules will have proper notice and promulgation. We can even vote on them if you like
Don't worry, all new rules will have proper notice and promulgation. We can even vote on them if you like
>>55591
Just occasionally lurking and enjoying your role plays on this board back then. I usually participate more on the main one. But I have been enjoying this game a whole lot.
Just occasionally lurking and enjoying your role plays on this board back then. I usually participate more on the main one. But I have been enjoying this game a whole lot.
>>55598
They TOLD him to let you decide all of the rules on your own?
No. I disagree, I was never told of anything like that; and I'm appalled that Atlas would make such a change without announcing it site-wide.
They TOLD him to let you decide all of the rules on your own?
No. I disagree, I was never told of anything like that; and I'm appalled that Atlas would make such a change without announcing it site-wide.
>>55600
Look, if you don't want me to change any rules, then fine, no rule changes. But yes, pretty much. They wanted me reinstated and Atlas gave me /vx/ since it was my idea in the first place, and since it was the board these users were most familair with
But yes, it was announced. Did you read the /vx/ announcement sticky I made 8 months ago? It says clearly the rules are different here >>112 →
>>55601
Why didn't you just stay in the discord? You could have talked with all of us in that time
Look, if you don't want me to change any rules, then fine, no rule changes. But yes, pretty much. They wanted me reinstated and Atlas gave me /vx/ since it was my idea in the first place, and since it was the board these users were most familair with
But yes, it was announced. Did you read the /vx/ announcement sticky I made 8 months ago? It says clearly the rules are different here >>112 →
>>55601
Why didn't you just stay in the discord? You could have talked with all of us in that time
>>55602
I said I couldn't use the discord on my computer, and I vehemently oppose giving any single staff member total impunity over any board. That's half the reason I left 4cuck in the first place.
I said I couldn't use the discord on my computer, and I vehemently oppose giving any single staff member total impunity over any board. That's half the reason I left 4cuck in the first place.
>>55603
Eh, maybe we can reshuffle it where I'm back in my old position and it's as it used to be. I'll talk to Atlas
Eh, maybe we can reshuffle it where I'm back in my old position and it's as it used to be. I'll talk to Atlas
>>55604
Is there a link to the staff discord in the nuts discord?
I want a word in this. I'd like to give him a piece of my mind for deciding this kind of stuff in private. These kinds of decisions should be open-board discussions.
Is there a link to the staff discord in the nuts discord?
I want a word in this. I'd like to give him a piece of my mind for deciding this kind of stuff in private. These kinds of decisions should be open-board discussions.
>>55605
Atlas does not want any of this stuff public, because it's internal staff disputes that are best left off the board. In the mean time, calm down, take your meds, go to sleep, and Ninjas will pm you or something in Rabbit tomorrow
Atlas does not want any of this stuff public, because it's internal staff disputes that are best left off the board. In the mean time, calm down, take your meds, go to sleep, and Ninjas will pm you or something in Rabbit tomorrow
>>55606
Well I think they should be on-board. All site-issues should be on board: the ideal should be that all decisions are community-driven.
Well I think they should be on-board. All site-issues should be on board: the ideal should be that all decisions are community-driven.
>>55607
It's an astonishingly difficult ideal to achieve for a variety of reasons, the biggest of which being the lack of information most users have about issues. If you want to discuss more in Rabbit or something then sure, I can talk, but I am limited in all the things I can say
It's an astonishingly difficult ideal to achieve for a variety of reasons, the biggest of which being the lack of information most users have about issues. If you want to discuss more in Rabbit or something then sure, I can talk, but I am limited in all the things I can say
>>55608
Well, it definitely deserves it's own thread.
This feeling is ominously reminiscent of when moot left /mlp/ at the mercy of Scruffy. I am grossly taken aback.
I'll get back to this first thing in the morning.
Well, it definitely deserves it's own thread.
This feeling is ominously reminiscent of when moot left /mlp/ at the mercy of Scruffy. I am grossly taken aback.
I'll get back to this first thing in the morning.
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>>55608
To be fair, when you say stuff like that it kind of brings to mind some rather unpleasant thoughts of other organizations that do things behind closed doors. I know not everything can be brought forth to public knowledge, but it doesn’t help ease feelings that we are not getting told the truth.
Now.. if only I could get the damn Rabbit or something to run correctly for once...
To be fair, when you say stuff like that it kind of brings to mind some rather unpleasant thoughts of other organizations that do things behind closed doors. I know not everything can be brought forth to public knowledge, but it doesn’t help ease feelings that we are not getting told the truth.
Now.. if only I could get the damn Rabbit or something to run correctly for once...
>>55609
No, moot told scruffy that /mlp/ was a safe for work board. The board was not abandoned, the whole site was in on it
No, moot told scruffy that /mlp/ was a safe for work board. The board was not abandoned, the whole site was in on it
>>55610
It's something that enables corruption at our highest levels of government. All administrative decisions should be public, if not open-forum.
Only kikes fear transparency.
It's something that enables corruption at our highest levels of government. All administrative decisions should be public, if not open-forum.
Only kikes fear transparency.
>>55611
I'm referring to every time since then, on all boards, where mods have had the liberty to interpret and enforce rules however they see fit without higher accountability, and used that privilege to bully the userbase into conformity. The Anon Filly shoah is a recent example.
I'm referring to every time since then, on all boards, where mods have had the liberty to interpret and enforce rules however they see fit without higher accountability, and used that privilege to bully the userbase into conformity. The Anon Filly shoah is a recent example.
>>55621
If there's an issue, people should know about it, so that we can all come to a conclusion together.
The truth is like a lion: set it free and it will take care of itself.
Goodnight.
If there's an issue, people should know about it, so that we can all come to a conclusion together.
The truth is like a lion: set it free and it will take care of itself.
Goodnight.
>>55616
Like I said, right now the systems that are “private” are not working properly on my computer, so I will have to rain-check that. But secondly, whatever this is, it seems to be draining you. You told me you were stressed to the point where you couldn’t eat. This is not healthy. I want nothing more than to help you guys, but this must be something way over my head to be getting you to lock up all discussion. I don’t like it one bit.
Like I said, right now the systems that are “private” are not working properly on my computer, so I will have to rain-check that. But secondly, whatever this is, it seems to be draining you. You told me you were stressed to the point where you couldn’t eat. This is not healthy. I want nothing more than to help you guys, but this must be something way over my head to be getting you to lock up all discussion. I don’t like it one bit.
>>55627
I can't get to my laptop until tomorrow morning, but I intend to get to the bottom of this, even if it open a whole new can of drama. I'm absolutely furious that something like this could've happened without my knowing.
I can't get to my laptop until tomorrow morning, but I intend to get to the bottom of this, even if it open a whole new can of drama. I'm absolutely furious that something like this could've happened without my knowing.
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>>55632
Then it isn’t an excuse for me not being able to join the Rabbt because the fucking mobile app doesn’t let me do anything right, and to top it off, it has my email, which I don’t know if it displays to all anons that would join... I can get to my computer in the morning to see if the site is any better, but like I said, I have a bad feeling about this.
Then it isn’t an excuse for me not being able to join the Rabbt because the fucking mobile app doesn’t let me do anything right, and to top it off, it has my email, which I don’t know if it displays to all anons that would join... I can get to my computer in the morning to see if the site is any better, but like I said, I have a bad feeling about this.
>>55634
You're right to have bad feelings about this, but there is more going on and it needs to remain secret for a reason. Think of a sting opperation
You're right to have bad feelings about this, but there is more going on and it needs to remain secret for a reason. Think of a sting opperation
>>55636
Then can you explain how to get to this properly? I can’t seem to search anything in a way that makes sense to me.
Then can you explain how to get to this properly? I can’t seem to search anything in a way that makes sense to me.
>>55377
Okay, I have to explain. This is the last post I made, as I was on the verge of falling asleep and I ebin failed my will save. Plz nobully
Okay, I have to explain. This is the last post I made, as I was on the verge of falling asleep and I ebin failed my will save. Plz nobully
>>55643
Keeping the going ratio, it was another .8-1.4k swings of the sledge-hammer. Been that way all week.
Keeping the going ratio, it was another .8-1.4k swings of the sledge-hammer. Been that way all week.
>>55645
I appreciate the thought, but the strike point is about 6' above ground level, and is at an angle.
I appreciate the thought, but the strike point is about 6' above ground level, and is at an angle.
>>55648
Right! Okay, discordant narrative I know but,....
The trail of the gibbers leads and winds this way and that, all through the woods. They seem to wind almost haphazardly, and with no apparent progress, just a general wandering. After a while, the trail Stix is following seems to converge with other similar trails at the base of a very large, old tree.
Right! Okay, discordant narrative I know but,....
The trail of the gibbers leads and winds this way and that, all through the woods. They seem to wind almost haphazardly, and with no apparent progress, just a general wandering. After a while, the trail Stix is following seems to converge with other similar trails at the base of a very large, old tree.
TOTALLY ASIDE
TF, please permit me the chance to speak with you in advance of whatever you are planning.
TF, please permit me the chance to speak with you in advance of whatever you are planning.
>>55650
As far as I can tell
>Tracy: pissed that she didn't attack first
>Infernius: Try to eat the squirrel
>Trump: having a mid-life crisis over this
>Torc: Using his sweet bluff bonus to make Baz think Infernius is mentally retarded because of a parasite
As for why?
Who fucking knows anymore
As far as I can tell
>Tracy: pissed that she didn't attack first
>Infernius: Try to eat the squirrel
>Trump: having a mid-life crisis over this
>Torc: Using his sweet bluff bonus to make Baz think Infernius is mentally retarded because of a parasite
As for why?
Who fucking knows anymore
>>55399
Fail, unable to perform action, don't be an idiot
>>55400
Ikr
>>55401
See this right here, this worked. Why did it work? Because Snek would be relatively adjacent to Infernius.
>>55412
SO this
>>55417
No
>>55420
This is kind of where I'm at desu, and I'll explain why in a bit.
>>55457
o_o
>>55467
essentially
>>55481
IIRC, he started with 19 and put 2 points into strength, and the other point into dex. He would have one point to allocate for 16th level though.
>>55508
if only,...
Then everything goes off the rails in some non-game meta shit.
As to the initial charge of biting Baz, let's say I allow it. I'm telling you now, Infernius will wake up in the entertron. Remember, you only wake up there if your remains are otherwise destroyed or obliterated (gibs or less). This is not conjecture, this is inevitable. I can describe the process in great detail with or without the dice, but Infernius loses.
Fail, unable to perform action, don't be an idiot
>>55400
Ikr
>>55401
See this right here, this worked. Why did it work? Because Snek would be relatively adjacent to Infernius.
>>55412
SO this
>>55417
No
>>55420
This is kind of where I'm at desu, and I'll explain why in a bit.
>>55457
o_o
>>55467
essentially
>>55481
IIRC, he started with 19 and put 2 points into strength, and the other point into dex. He would have one point to allocate for 16th level though.
>>55508
if only,...
Then everything goes off the rails in some non-game meta shit.
As to the initial charge of biting Baz, let's say I allow it. I'm telling you now, Infernius will wake up in the entertron. Remember, you only wake up there if your remains are otherwise destroyed or obliterated (gibs or less). This is not conjecture, this is inevitable. I can describe the process in great detail with or without the dice, but Infernius loses.
>>55658
Alas, poor Infernius... Stix didn’t know him beyond him mentioning the Jews and Hitler... he will be missed for however long the entertron thing takes
Alas, poor Infernius... Stix didn’t know him beyond him mentioning the Jews and Hitler... he will be missed for however long the entertron thing takes
>>55660
Well, Stix also hasn’t dealt with any shenanigans that this group has, so I think it makes sense.
Well, Stix also hasn’t dealt with any shenanigans that this group has, so I think it makes sense.
>>55669
Not sure about staff one, but I think Trumpalidin’s faggot wants to explain some things. I was up all night questioning him and I learned some stuff.
Not sure about staff one, but I think Trumpalidin’s faggot wants to explain some things. I was up all night questioning him and I learned some stuff.
Zald remembered mlpol.net exists. Joy.
>>55655
I don't know if you are familiar with this aspect of our long running game, but the dice gods hate Infernius. He has the worst luck of any of the players.
>>55667
This.
>>55669
That server is private, and in any case, I don't have the ability to extend links anymore
>>55655
I don't know if you are familiar with this aspect of our long running game, but the dice gods hate Infernius. He has the worst luck of any of the players.
>>55667
This.
>>55669
That server is private, and in any case, I don't have the ability to extend links anymore
>>55674
There are some things I can explain in Rabbit that you should probably know about. If you don't trust me, GM, Infernius, or Stix may be able to fill you in
There are some things I can explain in Rabbit that you should probably know about. If you don't trust me, GM, Infernius, or Stix may be able to fill you in
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>>55679
I can't use discord on this computer atm, and I firmly believe these kinds of things to be released to open forum.
Give me a few hours to gather info.
I can't use discord on this computer atm, and I firmly believe these kinds of things to be released to open forum.
Give me a few hours to gather info.
>>55685
Well I can't access the discord until I get my other computer back.
Please PM me the rundown, if it's that important to keep sekrit.
Well I can't access the discord until I get my other computer back.
Please PM me the rundown, if it's that important to keep sekrit.
>>55693
Every time I click that damn link... it won’t take me there...
Reeee!
I will try searching for you in the friends menu I guess.
Every time I click that damn link... it won’t take me there...
Reeee!
I will try searching for you in the friends menu I guess.
Alright, so Baz is here, said what he needed to say; infernius didn't get the chance to bite him.
Now what?
Now what?
Tracy lets out a bored sigh, secretly hoping shit will break loose so she can stab shit.
Alright. So when I last had consciousness over the game, Baz had entered the scene. Its actually good that I did fade out, cuz I would have otherwise totally botched the scene. I'm going to resume play with his entrance, as it will specify and designate that Infernius does/did not have sufficient position/opportunity to "bite the squirrel", outside of deliberately maneuvering toward if that is his desire.
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>>55715
Trumpaladin stands, claps, and above all, grins
Okay, he only stands or claps if other people are doing it (at least standing I think is traditional in western cultures) but he grins regardless
Trumpaladin stands, claps, and above all, grins
Okay, he only stands or claps if other people are doing it (at least standing I think is traditional in western cultures) but he grins regardless
>>55722
Now why didn't I ask this before? Before baz enters (because he probably needs to keep his eyes on Baz. or is that disreapectful? Never can tell with foriegn cultures) Trumpaladin takes a moment to note which minister are in the room (defense, entertainment and so forth) seeing as he has met many of them and he wants to figure out what kind of banquet Sparintenar thought this was, and who they thought needed to be there or could be spared for it
Now why didn't I ask this before? Before baz enters (because he probably needs to keep his eyes on Baz. or is that disreapectful? Never can tell with foriegn cultures) Trumpaladin takes a moment to note which minister are in the room (defense, entertainment and so forth) seeing as he has met many of them and he wants to figure out what kind of banquet Sparintenar thought this was, and who they thought needed to be there or could be spared for it
>>55724
Its a full reception banquet, similar to the previous one. Being militaristic, there is a certain public ceremony to their foreign relations.
Its a full reception banquet, similar to the previous one. Being militaristic, there is a certain public ceremony to their foreign relations.
What I mean by that is that there is a good 300 people in attendance, mostly in group formations by table areas. There is a raised podium area - only slightly raised - where are seated the various ministers and Baz himself, but Baz hasn't taken his seat yet.
>>55727
Likewise on the raised table area. He in particular is looking to the party with visible anxiety, presumably because Taylor Swift did not make her arranged performance and has not been heard from. Court City was furious she did not appear for their celebration.
Likewise on the raised table area. He in particular is looking to the party with visible anxiety, presumably because Taylor Swift did not make her arranged performance and has not been heard from. Court City was furious she did not appear for their celebration.
>>55732
Well, Trumpaladin tries to approach the people of importance, saying he has an urgent message for Renquist and for Baz that is best told personally
Well, Trumpaladin tries to approach the people of importance, saying he has an urgent message for Renquist and for Baz that is best told personally
>>55733
We'll get started in a minute, I'm holding out to see if Infernius shows up, since he wanted to bite Baz
We'll get started in a minute, I'm holding out to see if Infernius shows up, since he wanted to bite Baz
>>55734
Its sorta close I guess, as the party would be displayed prominantly and presently front and center.
Its sorta close I guess, as the party would be displayed prominantly and presently front and center.
>>55743
You just showed up! Let me dramatize for a moment! e\\_/e
>ahem
Baz enters the chamber to the sort of reception would expect of a military group who totally loves and appreciates its leader He pauses at the entrance and visibly sighs. Holding up a tiny squirrel paw, he waves the group to silence. He slowly walks up to the party, flanked and followed by senior officers.
You just showed up! Let me dramatize for a moment! e\\_/e
>ahem
Baz enters the chamber to the sort of reception would expect of a military group who totally loves and appreciates its leader He pauses at the entrance and visibly sighs. Holding up a tiny squirrel paw, he waves the group to silence. He slowly walks up to the party, flanked and followed by senior officers.
>>55743
So he's the one guy standing up in the room to approach the VIP while everyone else is sitting?
So he's the one guy standing up in the room to approach the VIP while everyone else is sitting?
>>55748
*cries tear, and gives a restrained salute to both Infernius and Baz*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKhTk0IynHM
*cries tear, and gives a restrained salute to both Infernius and Baz*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKhTk0IynHM
>>55750
Sensing the significance of the moment, the whole room slowly, gradually, all stand and give the salute. No one says anything, no one makes an outward statement or indication, but everyone notices that one of the spartans has not returned, and those who have are deferring to Trump and co, as having determinate facts and details.
"Gentleman, and feisty lady (he says of/to Tracy). Let us dispense with pleasantries for a moment. Where is our man?"
Sensing the significance of the moment, the whole room slowly, gradually, all stand and give the salute. No one says anything, no one makes an outward statement or indication, but everyone notices that one of the spartans has not returned, and those who have are deferring to Trump and co, as having determinate facts and details.
"Gentleman, and feisty lady (he says of/to Tracy). Let us dispense with pleasantries for a moment. Where is our man?"
*gentlemen
"For him to be absent, and for there to be such a reception to inquiry can only suggest one thing. A Spartan does not just 'not show up'. His comrades do not say 'Ask the commanding officer' arbitrarily," he continues.
*eats bread*
>>55752
>>55755
Trumpaladin stands
"Mr. Baz, I am sorry to report to you that a few days ago, Port Barry was attacked by a massive horde of Undead. This was evidently in retaliation for damage caused in an infiltration of the Court city when a member of our party was kidnapped and we sought to retrieve them. The Undead attacked in masses with zombies and giants lead by three lichs. However, a group of devourers entered through the Ethereal plane through a weak point in the center of the city
Your spartans showed precisely the initiative, courage, and aptitude in battle that IK would expect of a Spartan. They took up arms against the court city oppressors. And they held the line. They along with our Generals, Ghestapo, and Fight club slew many devourers and kept the city safe. But this came at a price. Several men of every faction did not merely perish, but gave mind, body and soul to in the fight, most especially Fight Club, but including Spartans. They are.... No more. But please do be assured, they demonstrated all excellence in fighting the undead and protecting the citizenry. For no man can ever truly die so long as his comrades live on to commemorate their deeds.
The Lichs and undead were repelled from the city with the help of your Spartans"
Trumpaladin looks down mournfully at appropriate moments
>>55755
Trumpaladin stands
"Mr. Baz, I am sorry to report to you that a few days ago, Port Barry was attacked by a massive horde of Undead. This was evidently in retaliation for damage caused in an infiltration of the Court city when a member of our party was kidnapped and we sought to retrieve them. The Undead attacked in masses with zombies and giants lead by three lichs. However, a group of devourers entered through the Ethereal plane through a weak point in the center of the city
Your spartans showed precisely the initiative, courage, and aptitude in battle that IK would expect of a Spartan. They took up arms against the court city oppressors. And they held the line. They along with our Generals, Ghestapo, and Fight club slew many devourers and kept the city safe. But this came at a price. Several men of every faction did not merely perish, but gave mind, body and soul to in the fight, most especially Fight Club, but including Spartans. They are.... No more. But please do be assured, they demonstrated all excellence in fighting the undead and protecting the citizenry. For no man can ever truly die so long as his comrades live on to commemorate their deeds.
The Lichs and undead were repelled from the city with the help of your Spartans"
Trumpaladin looks down mournfully at appropriate moments
>>55761
"I had expected no less. A Spartan only 'doesn't come home' when doing so would amount to cowardice, inaction, and a lack of honor. I am pleased to hear that these men of mine, of ours, paid a noble sacrifice on behalf of innocents and in the face of terrible forces. I am grateful even. "To bear that which you do not believe you can bear, to spare others that same fate. To hone your mind, body, and spirit, so that they may be expended on behalf of our good people. That is what it means to be a Spartan." he says solemnly, which is responded to by a single, coordinated, and deafeningly-percussive "Huuuuah!" by the entirety of the surrounding room.
"There. Now that that's settled, let us enjoy ourselves a bit. I welcome any news, information, and ideas you may have."
"I had expected no less. A Spartan only 'doesn't come home' when doing so would amount to cowardice, inaction, and a lack of honor. I am pleased to hear that these men of mine, of ours, paid a noble sacrifice on behalf of innocents and in the face of terrible forces. I am grateful even. "To bear that which you do not believe you can bear, to spare others that same fate. To hone your mind, body, and spirit, so that they may be expended on behalf of our good people. That is what it means to be a Spartan." he says solemnly, which is responded to by a single, coordinated, and deafeningly-percussive "Huuuuah!" by the entirety of the surrounding room.
"There. Now that that's settled, let us enjoy ourselves a bit. I welcome any news, information, and ideas you may have."
>>55769
He's right there, its not 'approach' at this point.
Baz waves to some of his senior detail, who dispense with orderly directing the assembled soldiery to gather foods and noms. He remains motionless and beckons Trump to continue.
He's right there, its not 'approach' at this point.
Baz waves to some of his senior detail, who dispense with orderly directing the assembled soldiery to gather foods and noms. He remains motionless and beckons Trump to continue.
[1d20+20 = 26]
>>55771
I go talk to some of his honor guards about lich kikes and the jewish question.
>>55771
I go talk to some of his honor guards about lich kikes and the jewish question.
>>55771
Trumpaladin says this more silently, because he wants only Baz and maybe esential personnel near him to hear
"When the court city sent out an octohedron we penetrated it and withdrew. They destroyed it. But when it exploded.... we heard a laugh. An unmistakable, maniacal laugh. Kefka is back. I guess they have True Resurrection just as surely as we do"
Trumpaladin says this more silently, because he wants only Baz and maybe esential personnel near him to hear
"When the court city sent out an octohedron we penetrated it and withdrew. They destroyed it. But when it exploded.... we heard a laugh. An unmistakable, maniacal laugh. Kefka is back. I guess they have True Resurrection just as surely as we do"
>>55772
You're not going to talk to him? Sorry, I neglected to mention he doesn't know the work "Jews", but I'm sure there are some defining characteristics he might appreciate and have experienced, given that (((rats))) are purveysive and Sparintenar doesn't toerate shenanigens.
You're not going to talk to him? Sorry, I neglected to mention he doesn't know the work "Jews", but I'm sure there are some defining characteristics he might appreciate and have experienced, given that (((rats))) are purveysive and Sparintenar doesn't toerate shenanigens.
>>55773
"INDEED!"
The entire scene is pierced by Kefka's unmistakeable cackle.
https://youtu.be/koSnyw209gg
"INDEED!"
The entire scene is pierced by Kefka's unmistakeable cackle.
https://youtu.be/koSnyw209gg
>>55773
"If Kefka was an ebin spellcaster, then he could have just used Eidolon to duplicate himself.
We could face two or even three Kefkas next time."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gamV209yG48
"If Kefka was an ebin spellcaster, then he could have just used Eidolon to duplicate himself.
We could face two or even three Kefkas next time."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gamV209yG48
>>55778
Not exclusively, and he wouldn't object if he interjected, especially since he hasn't met Infernius (or Torcuil).
Not exclusively, and he wouldn't object if he interjected, especially since he hasn't met Infernius (or Torcuil).
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>>55780
"Commander squirrel, me am Infernuis Sheriff of port barry. And me know the true force behind all evil of this world"
"Commander squirrel, me am Infernuis Sheriff of port barry. And me know the true force behind all evil of this world"
>>55783
Everyone listening stops, including Kefka, who has materialized in a reclining position in midair above the party, with a puzzled expression on his face.
Everyone listening stops, including Kefka, who has materialized in a reclining position in midair above the party, with a puzzled expression on his face.
>>55782
How does he know what True Resurrection is?
>'I read it in a library book: The Ebin Handbook.'
How does he know what True Resurrection is?
>'I read it in a library book: The Ebin Handbook.'
>*is hiding*
>>55787
By that description, you're using Miracle to duplicate a spell. Please choose the spell in question.
By that description, you're using Miracle to duplicate a spell. Please choose the spell in question.
>>55789
Also, as far as 9th-level Cleric spells go, Implosion is a better shot if you're just looking to kill something.
Also, as far as 9th-level Cleric spells go, Implosion is a better shot if you're just looking to kill something.
[1d20+35 = 51]
>>55791
Trumpaldin tries to convince Kefka that through the party's normal behavior (and Sparintenar's), he is furthering Kefka's philosophy of finding meaning through destruction
>>55791
Trumpaldin tries to convince Kefka that through the party's normal behavior (and Sparintenar's), he is furthering Kefka's philosophy of finding meaning through destruction
"You see Mr. Kefka? He's your splitting image. Maybe a bit less... able, but he understands"
>>55798
Not even close. Kefka erupts in laughter at the attempt. "Oh please, I was most intrigued by what you were saying."
Not even close. Kefka erupts in laughter at the attempt. "Oh please, I was most intrigued by what you were saying."
>>55803
He'd be jelly if he knew there were people in his court that were more ebil than him.
His reputation is at stake.
He'd be jelly if he knew there were people in his court that were more ebil than him.
His reputation is at stake.
>>55803
"Oh why so dour? I heard there was a feast of sorts," he looks to Baz. "You don't mind if I crash do you? I don't even require a seat!" he says, sitting in midair, but rotating along an axis that maintains facing everyone.
"Oh why so dour? I heard there was a feast of sorts," he looks to Baz. "You don't mind if I crash do you? I don't even require a seat!" he says, sitting in midair, but rotating along an axis that maintains facing everyone.
>>55806
"I heard there was a celebration recently"
Trumpaladin is shaking , but he picks up a piece of bread and eats it
"I heard there was a celebration recently"
Trumpaladin is shaking , but he picks up a piece of bread and eats it
[1d20+21 = 34]
Rolling to Move Silently.
Rolling to Move Silently.
"Well i expect some of these (((people))) have infiltrated your court."
>>55810
"So why are so many of your rivals for power in the Court City undead? Is that the whole regime?"
"So why are so many of your rivals for power in the Court City undead? Is that the whole regime?"
>>55815
"Well everyone else DIES! No one is powerful enough! No one knows the order of chaos like the undead," he laughs.
"Well everyone else DIES! No one is powerful enough! No one knows the order of chaos like the undead," he laughs.
>>55814
(((They))) sifen off your gold and send it to their land. And not just the court city but presumably spartania as well.
(((They))) sifen off your gold and send it to their land. And not just the court city but presumably spartania as well.
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>>55823
"So you don't even know who these people flying around in expensive luxury airships pillaging your lands are? I though you liked to exact tribute?"
"So you don't even know who these people flying around in expensive luxury airships pillaging your lands are? I though you liked to exact tribute?"
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>>55829
Kefka is pretty whitepilled.
He might have the power to take over or destroy most things, but he wouldn't take more than he could without having to stress over trying to actually rule, because that'd just be a bother.
Kefka is pretty whitepilled.
He might have the power to take over or destroy most things, but he wouldn't take more than he could without having to stress over trying to actually rule, because that'd just be a bother.
>>55835
"Look me gonna be straight forward kefka, me respect you will to action me feel like we could be friends or at least allies.but why you so evil?
What if me told you they're agents in your court working for they're own goals?
"Look me gonna be straight forward kefka, me respect you will to action me feel like we could be friends or at least allies.but why you so evil?
What if me told you they're agents in your court working for they're own goals?
*continues towards the mountains*
"I wonder if Stix got eaten yet..." she ponders to herself.
"I wonder if Stix got eaten yet..." she ponders to herself.
>>55840
Trumpaladin extends the bread basket to Kefka
"But when you leave the room, they scheme against you, don't they?"
Trumpaladin extends the bread basket to Kefka
"But when you leave the room, they scheme against you, don't they?"
>>55840
"You are fool you cosplaying faggot! you know nothing of the sneakiness of these usury of these filthy parasitic kikes!"
"You are fool you cosplaying faggot! you know nothing of the sneakiness of these usury of these filthy parasitic kikes!"
>>55843
"I know the feeling. I know what it's like for your allies to abandon you right at the time you need them the most"
Trumpaladin looks around
"Where the hell is Tracy? Did she seriously just leave us for dead?! Anyways, i know what it is like to be schemed against, and betrayed. They are friendly, even helpful for so long. They wait for a moment when you are weak. Only when you are experiencing your worst do they strike. They kick you when you are down. I know the anxiety"
"I know the feeling. I know what it's like for your allies to abandon you right at the time you need them the most"
Trumpaladin looks around
"Where the hell is Tracy? Did she seriously just leave us for dead?! Anyways, i know what it is like to be schemed against, and betrayed. They are friendly, even helpful for so long. They wait for a moment when you are weak. Only when you are experiencing your worst do they strike. They kick you when you are down. I know the anxiety"
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I wonder what kind of uber-spells Kefka prefers.
He sounds like the type to enjoy big, flashy evocations, like Hellball or Animus Blizzard.
He sounds like the type to enjoy big, flashy evocations, like Hellball or Animus Blizzard.
>>55846
Kefka yawns obvious. "Bo-ring, I had ho"I ped there would me more excitement. Perhaps cake. Alas. Too-da-loo!" and with that, his form spins amongst its self inwardly, and then vanishes.
Kefka yawns obvious. "Bo-ring, I had ho"I ped there would me more excitement. Perhaps cake. Alas. Too-da-loo!" and with that, his form spins amongst its self inwardly, and then vanishes.
*hoped there
Idk what happened
Idk what happened
>>55852
Inwardly, only to himself, Trumpaladin says "CRITICAL HIT." He looks over for Baz and for Infernius
Inwardly, only to himself, Trumpaladin says "CRITICAL HIT." He looks over for Baz and for Infernius
>>55862
"He's only weak when compared to the foes he faces. That most dangerous foe of all. The one that will more surely bring ruin to you and your nation than any foreigner. The enemy within"
"He's only weak when compared to the foes he faces. That most dangerous foe of all. The one that will more surely bring ruin to you and your nation than any foreigner. The enemy within"
>>55861
Kefka's too nihilistic and crazy to be afraid of anything. He's one of those "we all die someday" kind of faggots.
Kefka's too nihilistic and crazy to be afraid of anything. He's one of those "we all die someday" kind of faggots.
>>55864
My character assumes that Kefka is motivated in the way he would be motivated were he in Kefka's position? Is that the right way to look at it? probably not. But it's a reasonable enough explaination for why Kefka was so fascinated by the story of jews and why he didn't kill them or why he left at that point in the conversation. So basically that's my character's interpretation and I'm sticking to it until the facts change
My character assumes that Kefka is motivated in the way he would be motivated were he in Kefka's position? Is that the right way to look at it? probably not. But it's a reasonable enough explaination for why Kefka was so fascinated by the story of jews and why he didn't kill them or why he left at that point in the conversation. So basically that's my character's interpretation and I'm sticking to it until the facts change
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>>55868
Exactly. He's the purest form of CE. No regard for anything; destroys entire worlds on whim alone.
Exactly. He's the purest form of CE. No regard for anything; destroys entire worlds on whim alone.
>>55871
"He's concerned. There is no way he gets along with every one he s associated with. And he must have many enemies of he can't even tell us who the air pirates are. I think he let us live because he needs us. he needs us to save him from his enemies, and his friends"
"He's concerned. There is no way he gets along with every one he s associated with. And he must have many enemies of he can't even tell us who the air pirates are. I think he let us live because he needs us. he needs us to save him from his enemies, and his friends"
>>55870
>pic
>I will make a monument to non-existence
>tfw you realize that either your monument is made of existing things and must be destroyed or doesn’t exist and can’t be a monument
>pic
>I will make a monument to non-existence
>tfw you realize that either your monument is made of existing things and must be destroyed or doesn’t exist and can’t be a monument
>>55872
Democucks are cowards. They may be using their association for power, but they wouldn't defy him.
Even if they did, it'd just be an excuse to destroy everything.
Democucks are cowards. They may be using their association for power, but they wouldn't defy him.
Even if they did, it'd just be an excuse to destroy everything.
>>55870
If any of that were in character, Trumpaladin would respond. "Pfft! then why would he claim the title of emperor if he did not want to rule? Why would he take tribute if he only wanted to destroy?" But Trumpaladin can't respond, because none of that is in character. So stop metagaming and let Infernius and I discuss a character
>>55874
The traitor waits for a moment you are weak to strike
If any of that were in character, Trumpaladin would respond. "Pfft! then why would he claim the title of emperor if he did not want to rule? Why would he take tribute if he only wanted to destroy?" But Trumpaladin can't respond, because none of that is in character. So stop metagaming and let Infernius and I discuss a character
>>55874
The traitor waits for a moment you are weak to strike
>>55875
Then you would have to destroy the stuff around it to truly destroy everything as stated, thus making it ever expanding until the monument is all encompassing and thus not a set apart place of memorial, but simply the norm.
Then you would have to destroy the stuff around it to truly destroy everything as stated, thus making it ever expanding until the monument is all encompassing and thus not a set apart place of memorial, but simply the norm.
>>55872
"That sound like reasonable theory, but me think we need to put pressure on him to make him crack so we can see the kikes in the court."
"That sound like reasonable theory, but me think we need to put pressure on him to make him crack so we can see the kikes in the court."
Tracy looks for the cows.
>>55893
"Why do you think he appeared to us just now? Surely to scare us, but there must be more to it than that"
"Why do you think he appeared to us just now? Surely to scare us, but there must be more to it than that"
>>55900
"He just flat out told us he isn't the only strong guy here. But we know now he doesn't rule the planet"
"He just flat out told us he isn't the only strong guy here. But we know now he doesn't rule the planet"
>>55908
I can kill a merchant whenever I want, faggot.
If you can't tolerate that, that's your problem.
*kills 72 merchants*
I can kill a merchant whenever I want, faggot.
If you can't tolerate that, that's your problem.
*kills 72 merchants*
>>55911
The problem is you thinking you can delet comments, that don't break any rules, at your own discretion, faggot.
It's a fantasy game: I can do whatever I want, and I won't be restricted by your feelings.
The problem is you thinking you can delet comments, that don't break any rules, at your own discretion, faggot.
It's a fantasy game: I can do whatever I want, and I won't be restricted by your feelings.
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Lenos is here and gm said to say he is here but he is talking to much so his laptop keeps going to sleep
So I left it open for a bit to see if anyone wanted to volunteer anything for consideration to or with Baz.
But anyhow, I left the continuation of the banquet pretty much open for discussion. Tracy could then have conversed with the Entertainment minister, and I apologize that I was not more insistent. Additionally, Trump, Infernius, and even Torcuil (soon?) could interject. Additionally, Baz himself may have answers to questions.
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>>55930
Oh, I was actually expecting everything to blow up, so I took Sparkle and left, since he probably couldn't be revived, and neither could her equipment.
Oh, I was actually expecting everything to blow up, so I took Sparkle and left, since he probably couldn't be revived, and neither could her equipment.
>>55937
I was going to inquire the Minister of Entertainment about horse shows, but I guess it's a little late for that...
I was going to inquire the Minister of Entertainment about horse shows, but I guess it's a little late for that...
>>55938
Not at all. This is precisely the time or it. I forget the Entertainment Minister's name tho.
Not at all. This is precisely the time or it. I forget the Entertainment Minister's name tho.
>>55937
>offer information to Baz
Uh, oh yeah
"We were attacked recently by air pirates, who flew an airship with a magic stone to keep it aloft, and with advanced cannon armament. Do you know anything of this?"
>offer information to Baz
Uh, oh yeah
"We were attacked recently by air pirates, who flew an airship with a magic stone to keep it aloft, and with advanced cannon armament. Do you know anything of this?"
>>55939
Since it looks like I won't be able to hunt ogres, Tracy back discreetly, after not having heard any explosions.
Since it looks like I won't be able to hunt ogres, Tracy back discreetly, after not having heard any explosions.
>>55940
"I don't. Sparintenar had disavowed and distanced its self from all pirates before I became a part." he replies.
"I don't. Sparintenar had disavowed and distanced its self from all pirates before I became a part." he replies.
>>55945
"I see. Do you know what he meant by 'causing a fuss'? I can see Sparintenar has not been quiet under the Court City, but who else is opposing them, good or evil?"
"I see. Do you know what he meant by 'causing a fuss'? I can see Sparintenar has not been quiet under the Court City, but who else is opposing them, good or evil?"
>>55945
Tracy suddenly pops her head up from underneath the Minister of entertainments table.
"So, how'd the show you planned with TayTay at the capital go?"
Tracy suddenly pops her head up from underneath the Minister of entertainments table.
"So, how'd the show you planned with TayTay at the capital go?"
>>55944
Speaking of dead or injured lenos appears with a resounding crack and lobs a blob of fine material that hums earily towards trump and hollers "catch its unstable and i cant fix it"
Speaking of dead or injured lenos appears with a resounding crack and lobs a blob of fine material that hums earily towards trump and hollers "catch its unstable and i cant fix it"
>>55946
"I don't know what that could mean, but as far as opposition to him and his rule, that begins at the Silwall"
"I don't know what that could mean, but as far as opposition to him and his rule, that begins at the Silwall"
>>55954
I don't think resistance applies to a reflex save,... that sounds more like a will save modifier,... I'm seeing a 19 roll.
I don't think resistance applies to a reflex save,... that sounds more like a will save modifier,... I'm seeing a 19 roll.
The strange object distorts in midair as it sails toward Trump, and upon reacong a range of about a foot, ruptures ourwards as a viscous green goo, which thoroughly covers his front-side and most of his sides.
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"What just happened" says the goo covered Paladin
I wonder how much time it'd take to make Tracy's chain Dance again...
And the whole procession of military erupts in at first nervous, and then group and joined laugher with even a few whistles and hoots to accentuate the comedy and comaraderie.
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Torc looks around and rubs his eyes
"huh? where am I again?"
"huh? where am I again?"
"And why is there no cake?" Tracy says to nobody in particular, cursing her unpredictable cravings.
Just for the record, bloating up won't impede her dexterity, will it?
Just for the record, bloating up won't impede her dexterity, will it?
>>55979
Not immediately
>>55978
Its a banquet, still, though the part are acting more somber than the surrounding military.
>>55980
"I don't know. They have always repelled our involvement, as we are within the Emperor's land. Perhaps they might reconsider if you presented yourselves,... or perhaps they might be incentivized?" Baz says with a slightly clever expression.
Not immediately
>>55978
Its a banquet, still, though the part are acting more somber than the surrounding military.
>>55980
"I don't know. They have always repelled our involvement, as we are within the Emperor's land. Perhaps they might reconsider if you presented yourselves,... or perhaps they might be incentivized?" Baz says with a slightly clever expression.
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>>55985
Tracy continues to ask the minister for details.
"... So.. just what do you guys do for entertainment around here?"
Tracy continues to ask the minister for details.
"... So.. just what do you guys do for entertainment around here?"
>>55992
Can str make an attack more likely to land?
I thought you still have to land the touch attack before you begin the grapple.
Just wanna know for future reference.
Can str make an attack more likely to land?
I thought you still have to land the touch attack before you begin the grapple.
Just wanna know for future reference.
Football
Praise Epona
>>56002
Grapple is actually precisely the rule 4 hugs
>>55995
"Well ordinarily we leave that to our contracted talent, but Ms. Swift hasn't shown hide nor hair. Additionally no one can remember the strange purple woman who adorns some posters that have been removed, but there is a lingering yet subtle feeling anticipation upon recollection. Basically, we do not contract the talent, so much as the talent contracts us," he says, throwing up his hands apologetically.
Grapple is actually precisely the rule 4 hugs
>>55995
"Well ordinarily we leave that to our contracted talent, but Ms. Swift hasn't shown hide nor hair. Additionally no one can remember the strange purple woman who adorns some posters that have been removed, but there is a lingering yet subtle feeling anticipation upon recollection. Basically, we do not contract the talent, so much as the talent contracts us," he says, throwing up his hands apologetically.
>>56009
>Purple woman
"... Sounds familiar for some reason..
.. How do you organize these 'contracts'?"
>Purple woman
"... Sounds familiar for some reason..
.. How do you organize these 'contracts'?"
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>>56013
"I was never a stock holder, so I never paid attention to such things. But it was a leftist propaganda outlet in what it produced"
"I was never a stock holder, so I never paid attention to such things. But it was a leftist propaganda outlet in what it produced"
>>56011
"Contractees typically apply with us independently. You dont," he hesitates, "... know a talent do you?"
"Contractees typically apply with us independently. You dont," he hesitates, "... know a talent do you?"
>>56016
Except when it's convenient to do the opposite.
Kikes always play both sides. That's why Neo-cons are all in Israel's pocket.
Except when it's convenient to do the opposite.
Kikes always play both sides. That's why Neo-cons are all in Israel's pocket.
>>56016
"It was something like 66%, with non-religious jews being the more likely to be marxists. Sort of like hispanics"
"It was something like 66%, with non-religious jews being the more likely to be marxists. Sort of like hispanics"
Torc eats, wishing he was somehhere else rather than this political banquet
>>56017
"... I can do flips and whatnot... Never really performed before, but I noticed people gather sometimes while I practice my dexterity training.." Tracy says meekly
"... I can do flips and whatnot... Never really performed before, but I noticed people gather sometimes while I practice my dexterity training.." Tracy says meekly
"Well, You've given me much to think about Mr. Trump. I should like to speak with you again before you depart, about prospects and strategy. Until then, please make yourselves at hom," Baz says before tipping his helmet and leaving.
He didn't even eat, the cheeky bastard.
He didn't even eat, the cheeky bastard.
>>56022
Well theres a bright fukking idea,
Stand up in the middle of a banquet with people Trump wants to make allies say "Eh, fuck this boring ass shit, I'm gonna go to the gnomes" kick open the door and stroll out...
Actually, can I do that?
>>56026
I was, but I didn't know what was going on, or if Trump and Infernius wanted the airship to stay. But now I'm enacting my old motto
Fuck your planning
Well theres a bright fukking idea,
Stand up in the middle of a banquet with people Trump wants to make allies say "Eh, fuck this boring ass shit, I'm gonna go to the gnomes" kick open the door and stroll out...
Actually, can I do that?
>>56026
I was, but I didn't know what was going on, or if Trump and Infernius wanted the airship to stay. But now I'm enacting my old motto
Fuck your planning
>>56032
>can I do that?
Nobody's stopping you
The world is your oyster.
>airship
Infernius has Utachit, and Brad has both his mounts.
>can I do that?
Nobody's stopping you
The world is your oyster.
>airship
Infernius has Utachit, and Brad has both his mounts.
>>56034
Fair enough, fuck everyone's planning.
Torc jumps up, rides Mr. Snek out the door.
"Thank you for the wonderful time, but I have buisness to attend too"
Torc then uses message on Trump
"Fuck your allies"
Fair enough, fuck everyone's planning.
Torc jumps up, rides Mr. Snek out the door.
"Thank you for the wonderful time, but I have buisness to attend too"
Torc then uses message on Trump
"Fuck your allies"
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>>56039
The best part is, no one else heard Torc, so to everyone else you're yelling "ass" for no reason.
>feminine
Fucking rude
>>56041
Ah.
When Torc gets back to the airship he sets course for the gnomes.
While on theroad sky, Torc takes his map and writes "boring as hell" next to spartaville
>>56043
You can get fucked
Have fun defeating Kefka alone next time
The best part is, no one else heard Torc, so to everyone else you're yelling "ass" for no reason.
>feminine
Fucking rude
>>56041
Ah.
When Torc gets back to the airship he sets course for the gnomes.
While on the
>>56043
You can get fucked
Have fun defeating Kefka alone next time
>>56047
He has been staring at a tree. The GM said something would happen there if he did, but nothing has yet to happen.
He has been staring at a tree. The GM said something would happen there if he did, but nothing has yet to happen.
>>56053
I thought I posted, but he said something about Taylor being AWOL and how talents usually apply and shit. Wait, I did mention that, you left it hanging on the purple-chick bit. Xp
>>56054
As he nears the perimeter, the adjacent guards move to bar Infernius' passing. Baz stops. "Is there more, massive warrior?"
I thought I posted, but he said something about Taylor being AWOL and how talents usually apply and shit. Wait, I did mention that, you left it hanging on the purple-chick bit. Xp
>>56054
As he nears the perimeter, the adjacent guards move to bar Infernius' passing. Baz stops. "Is there more, massive warrior?"
>>56062
"Did you ever consider using the same practical skills you taught them in combat for performances?"
"Did you ever consider using the same practical skills you taught them in combat for performances?"
>>56066
"Well, you train them to all jump and tumble on command right? All you'd need is a fancy mantle to put on them, and you have trained performers."
"Well, you train them to all jump and tumble on command right? All you'd need is a fancy mantle to put on them, and you have trained performers."
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>I forgot to eat again today
Tracy gets up on two hooves and balances on her hocks lowered close to the ground and maintains a lifted position at a 45 degree angle from the ground, exercising great control, balance lower-leg strength.
"I'm rather good at the Levade.." she says, hoping it's recognizable just how hard and how long she trained her body just to be able to stand on two legs for a few minutes.
>>56071
I once went a whole three days without eating even once in college.
"I'm rather good at the Levade.." she says, hoping it's recognizable just how hard and how long she trained her body just to be able to stand on two legs for a few minutes.
>>56071
I once went a whole three days without eating even once in college.
>>56056
"Yes me know it late but me would like to get a drink with you tomorrow and tell you about them."
"Yes me know it late but me would like to get a drink with you tomorrow and tell you about them."
>>56076
Tracy continues to balance on her hind legs with her forelegs tucked evenly and balances on her forelegs for four jumps before letting her forelegs touch the ground once more.
"The Courbette." she says meekly
Tracy continues to balance on her hind legs with her forelegs tucked evenly and balances on her forelegs for four jumps before letting her forelegs touch the ground once more.
"The Courbette." she says meekly
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>>56080
*sweating intensifies*
Tracy leaps into the air, drawing her forelegs under her chest, and at the height of elevation kicks out with her hind legs, achieving a position horizontal to the ground before landing on all four limbs at the same time.
"The Capriole." Tracy says, praying anyone around her is as impressed as she is with herself in learning the skill.
*sweating intensifies*
Tracy leaps into the air, drawing her forelegs under her chest, and at the height of elevation kicks out with her hind legs, achieving a position horizontal to the ground before landing on all four limbs at the same time.
"The Capriole." Tracy says, praying anyone around her is as impressed as she is with herself in learning the skill.
[1d20+30 = 49]
>>56082
I was just roleplaying to illustrate how Tracy would act if she were trying to impress someone.
Tracy finally attempts a series of unique acrobatic backflips and dance-like maneuvers.
>>56082
I was just roleplaying to illustrate how Tracy would act if she were trying to impress someone.
Tracy finally attempts a series of unique acrobatic backflips and dance-like maneuvers.
>>56084
GM said I could use Tumble and Dance at the same time for a combined performance.
I put 5 in dance, since it provides for useful feats.
GM said I could use Tumble and Dance at the same time for a combined performance.
I put 5 in dance, since it provides for useful feats.
>>56087
Although, I'm not sure if I'm allowed to apply both ability modifiers to that, so subtract 3 points.
Although, I'm not sure if I'm allowed to apply both ability modifiers to that, so subtract 3 points.
>>56087
You had a 29 last time and I thought that was questionable.
It's bullsgit to just add together two different different skills at the same time anyways. Are you dancing or are you tumbling? Pick one, or divide the average of the two
You had a 29 last time and I thought that was questionable.
It's bullsgit to just add together two different different skills at the same time anyways. Are you dancing or are you tumbling? Pick one, or divide the average of the two
>>56090
You can use Tumble like Perform for the sake of entertaining a crowd, and it's not far-fetched to combine dance and flips in the same performance.
You can use Tumble like Perform for the sake of entertaining a crowd, and it's not far-fetched to combine dance and flips in the same performance.
>>56094
Knowledge is one thing. Ability to communicate knowledge is one thing, doing so as an unestablished outsider is another. No street cred bra.
Knowledge is one thing. Ability to communicate knowledge is one thing, doing so as an unestablished outsider is another. No street cred bra.
>>56093
And don't just add on higher numbers everytime you do it faggot
And don't just add on higher numbers everytime you do it faggot
And this is why combined checks are allowed, cuz I can't trust u faggots to separate a knowledge check from a diplomacy check, and u end up rolling a 2 for 1 Xp
>>56100
Try again tomorrow. One can't expect to inspire a multitude at once, one must work on them over time.
Try again tomorrow. One can't expect to inspire a multitude at once, one must work on them over time.
>pouts from extreme degrees of saltiness, mostly from unrelated things
[1d20+35 = 54]
>>56101
Trumpaladin tries to gather a crowd of party attendees and inspire a multitude at once to the truths of Footba
>>56101
Trumpaladin tries to gather a crowd of party attendees and inspire a multitude at once to the truths of Footba
>>56078
"Mosly no, though there is a degree of administration. I far prefer combat," he replies, sorry about the delay.
"Mosly no, though there is a degree of administration. I far prefer combat," he replies, sorry about the delay.
Just for the record, can I Intimidate an entire crowd at once too?
>>56116
Don't hate, you rolled on a combined skill check. Trump rolled on a singular skill. Additionally, Trump knows how to work a crowd better. Maybe get him to promote Hilter? XD
Don't hate, you rolled on a combined skill check. Trump rolled on a singular skill. Additionally, Trump knows how to work a crowd better. Maybe get him to promote Hilter? XD
>>56121
You took a hombrew feat to get 4 extra spells, and you can cast a 7th level clerical evocation, and your mount/cohort has a higher ECL than you do.
At least Might Makes Right is published material.
You took a hombrew feat to get 4 extra spells, and you can cast a 7th level clerical evocation, and your mount/cohort has a higher ECL than you do.
At least Might Makes Right is published material.
>>56123
He already has 4 homebrew feats
>feat
That gives two mildly useful non-combat spells that have been used twice
Fuck off
He already has 4 homebrew feats
>feat
That gives two mildly useful non-combat spells that have been used twice
Fuck off
>>56128
I want to take the same one on the next level though. I want to use Tracy's insanity level for her spells.
I want to take the same one on the next level though. I want to use Tracy's insanity level for her spells.
>>56131
It's clothing and armor separately. The previous owner had used the light armor as not-even-armor for his duelist class
It's clothing and armor separately. The previous owner had used the light armor as not-even-armor for his duelist class
BTW, gonna stream the movie here in about 20 minutes in the usual place cuz the usual reasons
>>56156
"I thought the disappearing into himself was neat enough.... But if you want to do something else together, I would like that"
"I thought the disappearing into himself was neat enough.... But if you want to do something else together, I would like that"
Yeah, sorry, I'm running out of gas. I didn't botch the banquet (many ppl could have died, it could have been difficult) but I need to pause for now
>>56161
Tracy's faggot has access to someone else computer for the moment and is on the discord for maybe another 15 mins.
Tracy's faggot has access to someone else computer for the moment and is on the discord for maybe another 15 mins.
>>56167
Thez wakes up, having fallen asleep at the bar of the WIckett. She <whooof> returns to the tower and idly starts making food, a slightly dazed look on her face.
>pic unrelated
Thez wakes up, having fallen asleep at the bar of the WIckett. She <whooof> returns to the tower and idly starts making food, a slightly dazed look on her face.
>pic unrelated
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Stix is wondering how many sticks could be harvested from the tree he has been staring at for who knows how long now. He begins to think: “Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”
>>56169
As Stix stands there wondering the significance of the tree, a weird sound slowly starts to resonate. Its night time by the way.
Its almost like a buzzing, but at the same time it sounds like a disorganized jumble of sounds. It seems to emanate from the tree, and is growing louder.
As Stix stands there wondering the significance of the tree, a weird sound slowly starts to resonate. Its night time by the way.
Its almost like a buzzing, but at the same time it sounds like a disorganized jumble of sounds. It seems to emanate from the tree, and is growing louder.
[1d20 = 8]
>>56171
“Well... that can’t be good.”
Stix then tries to find cover, hoping that whatever is making the noise didn’t hear him.
>>56171
“Well... that can’t be good.”
Stix then tries to find cover, hoping that whatever is making the noise didn’t hear him.
>>56172
Hastily attempting to conceal himself amongst the fallen leaves and debris, Stix watches as a series of tiny humanoids, no more than approximately 3-4" tall, start streaming from the tree in swarms. They collect together into large groups, that are constanly streaming, climbing, and jumbled together into masses that seem vaguely humanoid sized, each a swirling mass of constant tiny moving. Oh, and they're all gibbering at eachother unintelligibly.
Hastily attempting to conceal himself amongst the fallen leaves and debris, Stix watches as a series of tiny humanoids, no more than approximately 3-4" tall, start streaming from the tree in swarms. They collect together into large groups, that are constanly streaming, climbing, and jumbled together into masses that seem vaguely humanoid sized, each a swirling mass of constant tiny moving. Oh, and they're all gibbering at eachother unintelligibly.
[1d20 = 15]
>>56173
He figures that swarms of creatures are not to be trifled with, so he attempts to sneak away in order to plan how he will handle the situation.
>>56173
He figures that swarms of creatures are not to be trifled with, so he attempts to sneak away in order to plan how he will handle the situation.
>>56174
While he gets an excellent dice roll to start to withdraw, he IS surrounded by dead leaves and debris,... he'll have to be VERY careful to avoid alerting these,... things.
While he gets an excellent dice roll to start to withdraw, he IS surrounded by dead leaves and debris,... he'll have to be VERY careful to avoid alerting these,... things.
Tracy, having accomplished anything she would've wanted to try at the 'party', returns to the mountains.
She brings Sparkle, because Infernius would've forgotten to bring her (is it a he or a she?).
She brings Sparkle, because Infernius would've forgotten to bring her (is it a he or a she?).
>>56176
does that mean to roll more to continue my retreat?
He mutters to himself “Sticks, my one strength... turned to my one weakness!”
does that mean to roll more to continue my retreat?
He mutters to himself “Sticks, my one strength... turned to my one weakness!”
>>56178
That means that as long as he's maintaining his stealth, he has a reduced movement rate without taking a penalty on his moving silently roll.
That means that as long as he's maintaining his stealth, he has a reduced movement rate without taking a penalty on his moving silently roll.
[1d20 = 6]
>>56179
Stix continues to move back until he feels out of range of being heard by these things.
>>56179
Stix continues to move back until he feels out of range of being heard by these things.
>>56177
Tracy treks through the mountain trail, looking for the spot she last saw the ogre herdsmen.
.. That'd take a while though, although she does cut through the forest towards the mountains, because fuck roads.
Tracy treks through the mountain trail, looking for the spot she last saw the ogre herdsmen.
.. That'd take a while though, although she does cut through the forest towards the mountains, because fuck roads.
[1d20 = 13]
>>56182
Perception roll to see just how many things are out there. Stix likes to know the odds before battle.
>>56182
Perception roll to see just how many things are out there. Stix likes to know the odds before battle.
>>56186
"They're at a 'party' meeting with some important guys at Spartintar. The ceremony was pretty dry in my opinion. There was a clown though, although he wasn't exactly a pleasure to be around." Tracy says huffing and puffing after having run all the way from Sparta.
"Flashy is still talking with the ministers and whatnot, and the frogsummoner went to Krenshal. Pretty sure the bull's still there too."
*pours self glass of juice*
"They're at a 'party' meeting with some important guys at Spartintar. The ceremony was pretty dry in my opinion. There was a clown though, although he wasn't exactly a pleasure to be around." Tracy says huffing and puffing after having run all the way from Sparta.
"Flashy is still talking with the ministers and whatnot, and the frogsummoner went to Krenshal. Pretty sure the bull's still there too."
*pours self glass of juice*
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[1d20 = 17]
>>56186
He sets up his bow by digging one end in the dirt a bit. As you could imagine, bows are not a pony’s first choice in long range combat.
and could I set up a trap for them? Would that take a roll to set up, or only one when they activate it to see if it works?
>>56186
He sets up his bow by digging one end in the dirt a bit. As you could imagine, bows are not a pony’s first choice in long range combat.
and could I set up a trap for them? Would that take a roll to set up, or only one when they activate it to see if it works?
>>56188
"That clown.." Tracy says grimly
"White makeup; blonde hair; floats in mid-air; likes to say blackpilling things.." she goes on
"Kefka." she says flatly
"That clown.." Tracy says grimly
"White makeup; blonde hair; floats in mid-air; likes to say blackpilling things.." she goes on
"Kefka." she says flatly
>>56191
Suddenly, the bow’s string snaps. “Damn, I didn’t bring spares with me either.”
He readies his dagger and watches their movement.
Suddenly, the bow’s string snaps. “Damn, I didn’t bring spares with me either.”
He readies his dagger and watches their movement.
>>56194
Right, but I figure that would be my second choice as I haven’t got the skill in double edge... at least I don’t think I do. I really need to study up on D&D...
Right, but I figure that would be my second choice as I haven’t got the skill in double edge... at least I don’t think I do. I really need to study up on D&D...
Trumpaladin's faggot awakens to a nightmare
>>56196
Actually spot on. I imagine a pony would have an easier time with a staff-weapon than other types.
Actually spot on. I imagine a pony would have an easier time with a staff-weapon than other types.
>>56195
A Ranger, unless he chose archery instead, would automatically be skilled at fighting with two weapons. That's why I had Tracy give him the double-bane sword, since he could use it with his mouth while keeping all four hooves on the ground.
A Ranger, unless he chose archery instead, would automatically be skilled at fighting with two weapons. That's why I had Tracy give him the double-bane sword, since he could use it with his mouth while keeping all four hooves on the ground.
>>56203
Thez' hand holding the pan of eggs trembles a bit, before calming visibly. She places the pan on the backburner (which isn't running cuz the eggs are done anyway. She turns and smiles at Tracy. "Thank you, I appreciate hearing this." <whoooof>
Thez' hand holding the pan of eggs trembles a bit, before calming visibly. She places the pan on the backburner (which isn't running cuz the eggs are done anyway. She turns and smiles at Tracy. "Thank you, I appreciate hearing this." <whoooof>
>>56204
I think for the purpose of holding a single weapon, an earth pony's mouth should count as two hands.
I think for the purpose of holding a single weapon, an earth pony's mouth should count as two hands.
>>56205
Tracy, still uneasy, busies herself with with preparing a meal for her chicks.
It composed mainly of pan-grilled ground elephant meat, and crusts of multigrain bread. It's a fucking massive portion, and it fills-up her whole bag.
"Hello, my angels." Tracy says, as she moves the curtain to allow light to shine in and rouse the sleeping giants.
Tracy, still uneasy, busies herself with with preparing a meal for her chicks.
It composed mainly of pan-grilled ground elephant meat, and crusts of multigrain bread. It's a fucking massive portion, and it fills-up her whole bag.
"Hello, my angels." Tracy says, as she moves the curtain to allow light to shine in and rouse the sleeping giants.
>>56212
I had originally described Sammy to have a few silvery slate feather sticking out through gray fluff, and bunny to have a couple golden brown feathers peppering her yellowish fluff; but I thought I heard you say something about colors. I may have dreamed it, so idk anymore.
However they look, they're adorable beyond measure. Tracy put matching bows on them.
I had originally described Sammy to have a few silvery slate feather sticking out through gray fluff, and bunny to have a couple golden brown feathers peppering her yellowish fluff; but I thought I heard you say something about colors. I may have dreamed it, so idk anymore.
However they look, they're adorable beyond measure. Tracy put matching bows on them.
>>56212
Spooped... that’s never good.
Stix try’s to throw a rock away from where he is hiding to see if they react to it.
Spooped... that’s never good.
Stix try’s to throw a rock away from where he is hiding to see if they react to it.
Trumpaladin continues to ask about the Sils
>>56214
Tracy takes a few minutes to watch her birds eat, and clean their fluff and checks their talons for any growth abnormalities.
She opens the windows and blinds for a half hour to let them have some fresh air and light while she grooms them.
After letting them play around for a bit, she refills their pool-sized water dish, and hushes them back to sleep, which they do so immediately because the >2 Int chicks fall asleep as soon as it gets dark.
Tracy takes a few minutes to watch her birds eat, and clean their fluff and checks their talons for any growth abnormalities.
She opens the windows and blinds for a half hour to let them have some fresh air and light while she grooms them.
After letting them play around for a bit, she refills their pool-sized water dish, and hushes them back to sleep, which they do so immediately because the >2 Int chicks fall asleep as soon as it gets dark.
>>56226
After taking an extensive amount of time taking care of her birdies, Tracy goes into town restock at the stores to fill her bag with mundane equipment (a few tanglefoot bags, some vials of alchemist fire, a few thunderstones, crossbow bolts etc.)
After that, she returns to the trail she left off in the mountains.
After taking an extensive amount of time taking care of her birdies, Tracy goes into town restock at the stores to fill her bag with mundane equipment (a few tanglefoot bags, some vials of alchemist fire, a few thunderstones, crossbow bolts etc.)
After that, she returns to the trail she left off in the mountains.
Okay, so Stix is making his way from the tree, but the Gibbers have also realized that there may be something in the area, which they're looking into. They're not particularly coordinated, but they are beginning to sweep the area.
[1d20 = 15]
>>56230
There is not much choice here for stealth. Stix attempts to sneak pass any gaps in the unorganized search
>>56230
There is not much choice here for stealth. Stix attempts to sneak pass any gaps in the unorganized search
>>56232
That'll work. In spite of scrutiny, he's able to increase distance and give himself some breathing room. If he's detected now, he can't be immediately attacked, and he has opportunities (to attack, specifically, if they close distance).
And its /mlp/'s turn in divegrass.
That'll work. In spite of scrutiny, he's able to increase distance and give himself some breathing room. If he's detected now, he can't be immediately attacked, and he has opportunities (to attack, specifically, if they close distance).
And its /mlp/'s turn in divegrass.
[1d20+6 = 15]
>>56231
Tracy moves into the clearing where she last saw the cattle and looks around to determine the general direction the herd moved in.
She also lets Sparkle sniff around the place.
Rolling Sparkle's Survival check, because I can't remember how many ranks Tracy had.
>>56231
Tracy moves into the clearing where she last saw the cattle and looks around to determine the general direction the herd moved in.
She also lets Sparkle sniff around the place.
Rolling Sparkle's Survival check, because I can't remember how many ranks Tracy had.
>>56238
There are many directions. They've been up and down the valley a number of times, in a variety of directions.
MLP game is on btw
There are many directions. They've been up and down the valley a number of times, in a variety of directions.
MLP game is on btw
>>56240
Tracy's ears tick back and fourth like a metronome, as she takes a moment to focus her energy on the game in the next plane.
Tracy's ears tick back and fourth like a metronome, as she takes a moment to focus her energy on the game in the next plane.
>>56243
*grinning intensifies*
A dark aura rises off of the meditating pony.
"All is right in the world."
*grinning intensifies*
A dark aura rises off of the meditating pony.
"All is right in the world."
Tracy continues to search around the valley. She climbs the mountain to try to get a better view.
It really shouldn't be this satisfying to watch virtual divegrass players combat one another.
It is tho.
RAAAWR MLP
yes, I'm done for now
It is tho.
RAAAWR MLP
yes, I'm done for now
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[1d20+35 = 43]
Enough of this Soccer Heresy!
FOOTBALL MATCH - GENERALS VERSUS SPARTANS!
Rolling for hype
Enough of this Soccer Heresy!
FOOTBALL MATCH - GENERALS VERSUS SPARTANS!
Rolling for hype
I could swear, Diplomacy checks to change the attitudes of NPCs only apply to one subject at a time.
>>56252
You can give a speech to more than one individual at once. And if you can do that dance and tumble bullshit for large numbers of NPCs at once, then hell yes I can give a speech to more than one
You can give a speech to more than one individual at once. And if you can do that dance and tumble bullshit for large numbers of NPCs at once, then hell yes I can give a speech to more than one
[1d100 = 97]
Also, rolling 1d100 to see wherever Tracy's blind searching leads her as she wanders around the landscape in search of the ogres.
Also, rolling 1d100 to see wherever Tracy's blind searching leads her as she wanders around the landscape in search of the ogres.
>>56254
Can I use my Tumble/Dance check to sway the attitudes of an audience too, like with a normal Perform check?
Can I use my Tumble/Dance check to sway the attitudes of an audience too, like with a normal Perform check?
>>56257
Why the fuck are you allowed to just add the two together as well as both the Charisma bonus and the Dexterity bonus, and why does the modifier get high every time you do it?
Why the fuck are you allowed to just add the two together as well as both the Charisma bonus and the Dexterity bonus, and why does the modifier get high every time you do it?
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>>56258
Because I kept forgetting to apply bonuses the first couple times I did it.
Upon consideration, it would not be correct to apply both ability modifiers.
Because I kept forgetting to apply bonuses the first couple times I did it.
Upon consideration, it would not be correct to apply both ability modifiers.
>>56254
*gets out of Spartan bed*
*looks for thez*
*realizes shes not here*
*sighs*
*walks out the door of the room*
*gets out of Spartan bed*
*looks for thez*
*realizes shes not here*
*sighs*
*walks out the door of the room*
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I was half-hoping to come back to some kind of massive catastrophe in the Port.
>>56272
The Sils consist of a wall alliance, against the Imperium of Kefka. They serve as a hostile perimeter to Kefka and his rule, as an outside faction.
The Sils consist of a wall alliance, against the Imperium of Kefka. They serve as a hostile perimeter to Kefka and his rule, as an outside faction.
>>56273
fascinating
Trump to renquist I guess, however this is done in character:
"What are these sils like? What is their culture, and why do they oppose him?"
fascinating
Trump to renquist I guess, however this is done in character:
"What are these sils like? What is their culture, and why do they oppose him?"
>>56274
The traces of the dire cows are hard to determine, outside of a spot check. They could be totally disambiguous, or they could be readily interpreted. Hard to say atm.
The traces of the dire cows are hard to determine, outside of a spot check. They could be totally disambiguous, or they could be readily interpreted. Hard to say atm.
>>56279
Baz has a stern look on his face, observing the procession of military forces and such. He's a bit distracted when Infernius makes his offer.
"What? Hmmm. I don't normally, but I suppose a slight decrease in decorum won't have a lasting consequence. I accept."
Baz has a stern look on his face, observing the procession of military forces and such. He's a bit distracted when Infernius makes his offer.
"What? Hmmm. I don't normally, but I suppose a slight decrease in decorum won't have a lasting consequence. I accept."
Braise Birb
And the last match is over, which would have been totally unexciting, except for Birb
>>56289
"Nah its okay. Me dont know alot about Sparta, would you mind telling me about military victories that you have won?"
"Nah its okay. Me dont know alot about Sparta, would you mind telling me about military victories that you have won?"
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>>56293
Hella. WTG birb. Will vote Tracy's Birbs for next Mlpol Generals Cup
Okay, NOW I'm done with divegrass nonsense, which was totally worth it, but has rapidly expired.
Hella. WTG birb. Will vote Tracy's Birbs for next Mlpol Generals Cup
Okay, NOW I'm done with divegrass nonsense, which was totally worth it, but has rapidly expired.
Tracy crosses the mountain range.
>>56298
"Wow thats amazing, Commander squirrel. Me liked the part when you were surrounded by ogres."
"Wow thats amazing, Commander squirrel. Me liked the part when you were surrounded by ogres."
... part of the trouble is that all his stories end with "And then I blew him up"
So yes, I have been delinquent. Sue me.
Stix is currently attempting to extricate himself from an encounter with Gibbers (4 of 'em!). Elsewhere Trump is something of a celebrity amongst Sparintenar, since he's the only player (since Thez >_<) who has gotten a 20 on their w/e check. They love him, and can't get enough.
Tracy, managed to make her way back to the tower in spite of all the to do, while Thez is thoroughly pissed to hear that Kefka is still alive. Torcuil prepares to venture to Krenshall, which could be an entirely useful OR useless venture, depending on how he plays it.
Infernius is currently bantzing with Baz, and are discussing /pol/-related.
Stix is currently attempting to extricate himself from an encounter with Gibbers (4 of 'em!). Elsewhere Trump is something of a celebrity amongst Sparintenar, since he's the only player (since Thez >_<) who has gotten a 20 on their w/e check. They love him, and can't get enough.
Tracy, managed to make her way back to the tower in spite of all the to do, while Thez is thoroughly pissed to hear that Kefka is still alive. Torcuil prepares to venture to Krenshall, which could be an entirely useful OR useless venture, depending on how he plays it.
Infernius is currently bantzing with Baz, and are discussing /pol/-related.
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>>56305
I both want to attack them, and want to get out in one piece... so I may have to flee if this starts to go south...
I both want to attack them, and want to get out in one piece... so I may have to flee if this starts to go south...
>>56308
>if
Stix currently has the upper hand. He's a short way outside their current positions, he has not been directly detected, and otherwise has initiative.
Of course, while there's only 4 of them, each 4 represents like 80 little tiny fuckers. Tough call.
>if
Stix currently has the upper hand. He's a short way outside their current positions, he has not been directly detected, and otherwise has initiative.
Of course, while there's only 4 of them, each 4 represents like 80 little tiny fuckers. Tough call.
>>56305
>Torcuil prepares to venture to Krenshall, which could be an entirely useful OR useless venture, depending on how he plays it.
Which wil have to wait, see you later tonight
>Torcuil prepares to venture to Krenshall, which could be an entirely useful OR useless venture, depending on how he plays it.
Which wil have to wait, see you later tonight
[1d20 = 3]
>>56309
See... that would have been useful information. Time to book it till next time!
Stealth on out of here and get back on track to elf sounding place.
>>56309
See... that would have been useful information. Time to book it till next time!
Stealth on out of here and get back on track to elf sounding place.
>>56311
K, stay sexy. I'm gonna keep using that btw, so do it.
>>56312
kek
>>56316
So this
Suffice it to say, that upon determining to vacate the premises Stix inadverdently broke a stick (on the ground, and with his foot). While he has the lead, his current adversaries are suddenly directly aware of him.
K, stay sexy. I'm gonna keep using that btw, so do it.
>>56312
kek
>>56316
So this
Suffice it to say, that upon determining to vacate the premises Stix inadverdently broke a stick (on the ground, and with his foot). While he has the lead, his current adversaries are suddenly directly aware of him.
Tracy gets bored and looks for something to kill.
"Ugh, this is why I prefer the city.." she grumbles
"Ugh, this is why I prefer the city.." she grumbles
>>56309
"Commander squirrel, can you tell me are there any (((suspicious)))(((people))) that live in town?"
"Commander squirrel, can you tell me are there any (((suspicious)))(((people))) that live in town?"
[1d20 = 19]
>>56319
>foot and not hoof
Time to see who is faster! Roll to see if I can’t outrun these freaks.
>>56319
>foot and not hoof
Time to see who is faster! Roll to see if I can’t outrun these freaks.
So Stix has the upper hand in escaping the scene. The gibbers are fast, but not as fast as a pony in flight, and before long the sounds of gibbering fades into the surroundings. Stix is currently about 1/2 the distance from Port Barry, on the verge of a path leading to a small village that sits in between several larger cities (incl Port Barry).
The tree from which he fled is actually a particular spot at a crossroads (no actual roads, but theres several places beyond) which the party at large have been to and fro from, and which may turn up again.
>>56320
I don't think the other side of the mountain was ever explored before.
Tracy checks out the landscape.
I don't think the other side of the mountain was ever explored before.
Tracy checks out the landscape.
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Trumpaladin tells the tales of the Denver Broncos for whoever shall gather and listen
"Everypony knows that the Denver Broncos are Football. But what many people don't know is that they are also Baseball, Basketball, Volleyball, and Frisbee Golf, in the sense that all of those sports were kicked repeatedly in the groin by John Fucking Nigger Punching Elway, until the converted and became Football"
"Everypony knows that the Denver Broncos are Football. But what many people don't know is that they are also Baseball, Basketball, Volleyball, and Frisbee Golf, in the sense that all of those sports were kicked repeatedly in the groin by John Fucking Nigger Punching Elway, until the converted and became Football"
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"For many people, the Denver Broncos are a source of comfort and inspiration. However, it is important to remember that the Denver Broncos have pure electricity in their pantaloons. If you don't know you'd probably best ask somebody, because John Elway will kick you right in the dick if you're not watching."
He elaborates:
"I've seen it happen, you know. One time, thousands of years ago, when the earth was void and without form, he who Shall Not Be Named was doing non-Football type stuff for the Oakland Raiders, which may or may not have involved licking a frog's hairy dilapidated butthole, when all of a sudden, who should appear but the Almighty One, his Majesty John Elway."
He elaborates:
"I've seen it happen, you know. One time, thousands of years ago, when the earth was void and without form, he who Shall Not Be Named was doing non-Football type stuff for the Oakland Raiders, which may or may not have involved licking a frog's hairy dilapidated butthole, when all of a sudden, who should appear but the Almighty One, his Majesty John Elway."
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>>56336
I see that that was rather unexpected. You know what else is unexpected? The Spanish Inquisition, because the spanish inquisition are John Elway's agents on Earth and on Equestria and in Portland Oregon, and they are always ready to pop out of your bag of doritos, that crack between the seat cushions, and smaller Volkswagon vehicles and kick your non-football worshiping ass
I see that that was rather unexpected. You know what else is unexpected? The Spanish Inquisition, because the spanish inquisition are John Elway's agents on Earth and on Equestria and in Portland Oregon, and they are always ready to pop out of your bag of doritos, that crack between the seat cushions, and smaller Volkswagon vehicles and kick your non-football worshiping ass
>>56334
"I really wouldn't be the person to ask about such things. Aside from my position as administrator, I'm little more than a figurehead. If there were any irregulars in the city, they would not flock to me."
>>56336
The Rock(?) bites ahold of Tracy's leg. It does not
do damage, but it has a hold.
>>56333
By those digits, is there also Badminton?
"I really wouldn't be the person to ask about such things. Aside from my position as administrator, I'm little more than a figurehead. If there were any irregulars in the city, they would not flock to me."
>>56336
The Rock(?) bites ahold of Tracy's leg. It does not
do damage, but it has a hold.
>>56333
By those digits, is there also Badminton?
>>56336
But unlike rocks that suddenly say "fuck you" and attack, and unlike the Spanish Inquisition, do you know what you should always expect? The Denver Broncos. And expect John Elway to be Awesome, because he is the Denver broncos, and he did banish the Oakland Raiders to Isreal where they did displace the Jews in the Babylonian Captivity. And he did play cards with Peytown manning, and after winning the game, created the Universe and the first Football. And he did Cum inside Rainbow Dash from the 30 yardline at Mile High Stadium. Praise American
But unlike rocks that suddenly say "fuck you" and attack, and unlike the Spanish Inquisition, do you know what you should always expect? The Denver Broncos. And expect John Elway to be Awesome, because he is the Denver broncos, and he did banish the Oakland Raiders to Isreal where they did displace the Jews in the Babylonian Captivity. And he did play cards with Peytown manning, and after winning the game, created the Universe and the first Football. And he did Cum inside Rainbow Dash from the 30 yardline at Mile High Stadium. Praise American
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[1d20+24 = 39]
>>56339
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Tracy neighs loudly at the rock-thing in an attempt to get it to let go as she pulls out her cane.
Intimidate check (idk how big it it, so aplly size modifier pls)
>>56339
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Tracy neighs loudly at the rock-thing in an attempt to get it to let go as she pulls out her cane.
Intimidate check (idk how big it it, so aplly size modifier pls)
>>56343
Kek
I didn't plan it, but as Tracy kicked the rock a guy in my head said "Ooooh! That rock should be a mimic". I rolled a dice, the dice agreed, so that rock is a mimic.
Kek
I didn't plan it, but as Tracy kicked the rock a guy in my head said "Ooooh! That rock should be a mimic". I rolled a dice, the dice agreed, so that rock is a mimic.
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>>56345
Do you know who is a complete badass at intimidating rocks? John Elway. That's right, when vacationing in Aruba, John Elway was showing some local heathens the superiority of Football when a Rock tried to rob them. Little did it know it was attacking John Motherfucking Elway. Elway kicked the in the nuts so hard it became a football, went back in time and beat Jesse Owens in the 100 meter dash in the 1936 olympics. Rocks don't even have nuts, so that's pretty impressive
Do you know who is a complete badass at intimidating rocks? John Elway. That's right, when vacationing in Aruba, John Elway was showing some local heathens the superiority of Football when a Rock tried to rob them. Little did it know it was attacking John Motherfucking Elway. Elway kicked the in the nuts so hard it became a football, went back in time and beat Jesse Owens in the 100 meter dash in the 1936 olympics. Rocks don't even have nuts, so that's pretty impressive
>>56339
The Deity hath responded with the following:
"Badminton is usually referred to by those in the know as the Colorado Rockies of Badminton. When the earth was only ten thousand years old by the reckoning of the moon, Jews came out of its foul depths and created the Anti-Football, which shall henceforth be known as the Oakland Raiders. One of them had a growth upon their neck, that swelled to the size of a basketball, and hence became basketball. It was at that point that a lizard sprang forth, recited the Fifth Incantation, and emerged victorious from the anus of Basketball. This creature was badminton."
The Deity hath responded with the following:
"Badminton is usually referred to by those in the know as the Colorado Rockies of Badminton. When the earth was only ten thousand years old by the reckoning of the moon, Jews came out of its foul depths and created the Anti-Football, which shall henceforth be known as the Oakland Raiders. One of them had a growth upon their neck, that swelled to the size of a basketball, and hence became basketball. It was at that point that a lizard sprang forth, recited the Fifth Incantation, and emerged victorious from the anus of Basketball. This creature was badminton."
On a whim, I am contemplating an AMA-format, where rather than giving vague or enigmatic answers or suggestions, I give direct answers and responses. Anyone interested?
BTW Stix, the Gibbers are really only there for me to irritate players with. There's not much Exp to them, they're like roaches (there's no getting rid of them) and they're a damn nuisance. The dice allowed him to escape, but they can be nasty. Exploration of already-explored areas will result in that sort of thing. Generally in order to explore an area will involve a quest or something that I'll work up, but in the aftermath there's really not much to say for it. Interestingly enough, beyond the tree that Stix found is Trollestia's grove, which I think may have been mentioned, but perhaps another time.
BTW Stix, the Gibbers are really only there for me to irritate players with. There's not much Exp to them, they're like roaches (there's no getting rid of them) and they're a damn nuisance. The dice allowed him to escape, but they can be nasty. Exploration of already-explored areas will result in that sort of thing. Generally in order to explore an area will involve a quest or something that I'll work up, but in the aftermath there's really not much to say for it. Interestingly enough, beyond the tree that Stix found is Trollestia's grove, which I think may have been mentioned, but perhaps another time.
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>>56347
That's neat, but do you know the story of where medicine ball comes from?
In 1836, while attending the international conference on oppressing non-whites and women in Geneva Switzerland, John Elway was demonstrating the pure superiority of the Football. But a Jewish Merchant by the Name of Happy Goldstien was in attendance as well, and he attempted to subvert the meeting by showing his invention: Soccer, which would subject all Whites to slavery and subvert their nations. But John Elway wasn't having any of that shit, so he shoved the soccer ball far up Happy Goldstein's ass. 8 days' later, Happy Goldstien died of constipation, but the Soccer ball became a medicine ball while in the depths of Happy's ass. That medicine ball was given as a gift to Tsar Alexander I, and is currently on display in the Hermitage Museum in Saint Petersburg
That's neat, but do you know the story of where medicine ball comes from?
In 1836, while attending the international conference on oppressing non-whites and women in Geneva Switzerland, John Elway was demonstrating the pure superiority of the Football. But a Jewish Merchant by the Name of Happy Goldstien was in attendance as well, and he attempted to subvert the meeting by showing his invention: Soccer, which would subject all Whites to slavery and subvert their nations. But John Elway wasn't having any of that shit, so he shoved the soccer ball far up Happy Goldstein's ass. 8 days' later, Happy Goldstien died of constipation, but the Soccer ball became a medicine ball while in the depths of Happy's ass. That medicine ball was given as a gift to Tsar Alexander I, and is currently on display in the Hermitage Museum in Saint Petersburg
>>56353
>beyond is the grove
Again, good information, it just wasnt all that clear. I will try again sometime
>AMA
Sounds good, though I won’t know what all to ask
>beyond is the grove
Again, good information, it just wasnt all that clear. I will try again sometime
>AMA
Sounds good, though I won’t know what all to ask
>>56355
And John Elway did make love to Queen victoria thereafter, and that is how the current line of British Royalty came to be
And John Elway did make love to Queen victoria thereafter, and that is how the current line of British Royalty came to be
>>56361
Tracy grabs ahold of the Rock, but is unable to pry it loose. She's currently grabbing the rock, which is still biting her hoof, painlessly.
Tracy grabs ahold of the Rock, but is unable to pry it loose. She's currently grabbing the rock, which is still biting her hoof, painlessly.
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Trumpaladin continues his preaching of the Glory of the Denver Broncos:
"Some people think that potatoes are too starchy for the Denver Broncos, but not me, no siree bob. When I was just a small potato, I would occasionally salt myself and become that entity known to The French as Le Pomme de Terre, and I would cause the cholesterol of my enemies to rise through the buttery menace of my potato hide."
"Some people think that potatoes are too starchy for the Denver Broncos, but not me, no siree bob. When I was just a small potato, I would occasionally salt myself and become that entity known to The French as Le Pomme de Terre, and I would cause the cholesterol of my enemies to rise through the buttery menace of my potato hide."
>>56362
Front or back hoof?
Tracy stares curiously at the "rock" that has managed to instantly cure her murderous boredom.
"...Now where did you come from?" she ponders looking at the tenacious little object.
Front or back hoof?
Tracy stares curiously at the "rock" that has managed to instantly cure her murderous boredom.
"...Now where did you come from?" she ponders looking at the tenacious little object.
>>56365
Front, I assume. Whichever hoof was going to kick it down the mountain. There don't appear to be any more carnivorous rocks around, but this one looked perfectly harmless before it bit.
Front, I assume. Whichever hoof was going to kick it down the mountain. There don't appear to be any more carnivorous rocks around, but this one looked perfectly harmless before it bit.
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>>56362
Do you know who is a damned master at grabbing things? Trump fucking Sentry. And he's a master at grabbing horse pussy, with over 200 confirmed pussy grabs. This one time, he encountered Rainbow Dash, and she tried to runaway from him. But he shot her a charming glance so sharp she did fall down prone to him right there. And as he went to grab her pussy his hand met with that of our lord and savior John Elway. And as they held their hands together over the glorious, sacred, and very wet pussy of Rainbow Dash, that is when Trump Sentry did know that Elway was the god for him
Do you know who is a damned master at grabbing things? Trump fucking Sentry. And he's a master at grabbing horse pussy, with over 200 confirmed pussy grabs. This one time, he encountered Rainbow Dash, and she tried to runaway from him. But he shot her a charming glance so sharp she did fall down prone to him right there. And as he went to grab her pussy his hand met with that of our lord and savior John Elway. And as they held their hands together over the glorious, sacred, and very wet pussy of Rainbow Dash, that is when Trump Sentry did know that Elway was the god for him
>>56366
Tracy raises her hoof and stares at the little "rock" latched to her hoof, and chuckles, finding the strange little being to be rather cute in its endeavor to eat her hoof.
Tracy raises her hoof and stares at the little "rock" latched to her hoof, and chuckles, finding the strange little being to be rather cute in its endeavor to eat her hoof.
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To Renquist, to the attendees, and to whomever may listen and not have their ears burnt out by the unadultered Truth, Trumpaladin relates:
"It was in the early afternoon of that Tuesday that I did take my vorpal sword and plunge it deep into the kidneys of several of my enemies, for they are of great enmity to me, and I am sworn of enmity to them. That is why, on the morning of Bastille Day every third year, I make a pilgrimage to the Holy City of Denver, at which point I stab the nearest potato farmer I come across with a fondue fork."
"It was in the early afternoon of that Tuesday that I did take my vorpal sword and plunge it deep into the kidneys of several of my enemies, for they are of great enmity to me, and I am sworn of enmity to them. That is why, on the morning of Bastille Day every third year, I make a pilgrimage to the Holy City of Denver, at which point I stab the nearest potato farmer I come across with a fondue fork."
>>56368
Tracy, not minding the creature one bit, stands up on her hind legs and continues walking down the mountain trail, bringing the hoof-eating pebble with her.
Tracy, not minding the creature one bit, stands up on her hind legs and continues walking down the mountain trail, bringing the hoof-eating pebble with her.
>>56370
"I remember when I was intoxicated one Bastille day. After completing my pilgrimage to Denver I travelled with a band of Rice farmers, who are a hell of a lot nicer than Potato farmers, and who let me taste glorious sake as we flew over to Europe. I ended up drunk driving a truck down the streets of Marseilles, but let's not talk about that. Ever."
"I remember when I was intoxicated one Bastille day. After completing my pilgrimage to Denver I travelled with a band of Rice farmers, who are a hell of a lot nicer than Potato farmers, and who let me taste glorious sake as we flew over to Europe. I ended up drunk driving a truck down the streets of Marseilles, but let's not talk about that. Ever."
>>56370
Do you know what the best intoxicant is? It's not alcohol, nor meth, nor marijuana or even horse pussy. No, it's the Denver broncos. Do you know how high you can get with them? Mile High, that's how like, like you're sipping the sweet then air of the holy city of Denver as you kneel prostrate before John Elway himself, who tells you his old glorious war stories, sort of like your grandfather exceot his stories arem't boring but awesome, as you vision starts to display glorious fields of multicolored ponies sort of like LSD except when you touch them, you touch actual horse pussy and not just your neighbor's cat which is frightened out of its wits and scrathes at you and then you have to explain to your coworkers later why you have those scrathes on your face and the best you can say is that you somehow got them while trying to lick the pussy. No, you will be carries along on mother fucking clouds like meth, except you get to keep your teeth and the clouds have pegasi on them, which are also sexy
Do you know what the best intoxicant is? It's not alcohol, nor meth, nor marijuana or even horse pussy. No, it's the Denver broncos. Do you know how high you can get with them? Mile High, that's how like, like you're sipping the sweet then air of the holy city of Denver as you kneel prostrate before John Elway himself, who tells you his old glorious war stories, sort of like your grandfather exceot his stories arem't boring but awesome, as you vision starts to display glorious fields of multicolored ponies sort of like LSD except when you touch them, you touch actual horse pussy and not just your neighbor's cat which is frightened out of its wits and scrathes at you and then you have to explain to your coworkers later why you have those scrathes on your face and the best you can say is that you somehow got them while trying to lick the pussy. No, you will be carries along on mother fucking clouds like meth, except you get to keep your teeth and the clouds have pegasi on them, which are also sexy
>>56371
Tracy continues down the trail, slightly slower, but having a lot more fun.
After walking for a while, Tracy stops to enjoy the scenery and have a picnic.
*whips out mystery-meat sandwich*
*whips out chihuahua-sized sandwich*
*eats*
Tracy prods the peculiar stone.
Tracy continues down the trail, slightly slower, but having a lot more fun.
After walking for a while, Tracy stops to enjoy the scenery and have a picnic.
*whips out mystery-meat sandwich*
*whips out chihuahua-sized sandwich*
*eats*
Tracy prods the peculiar stone.
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Trumpaladin tells of the creation of Earth, although the moon and the Heavens would have to wait for a different separate explanation
"In those days, the earth was a lot more elliptical than it is presently, and I was wearing a belt at the time. When all the melancholy dwarves became cheered up by the almighty prattling of John Holy Shit it's Literally John Mother Fucking God Damn Horse Fucking Elway And If You Don't Fucking Believe Me I Will Come To Your House and Skull Fuck You And Yes That is a Verbal Threat Elway, they joined together to sing the praises of the almighty Denver Broncos."
"In those days, the earth was a lot more elliptical than it is presently, and I was wearing a belt at the time. When all the melancholy dwarves became cheered up by the almighty prattling of John Holy Shit it's Literally John Mother Fucking God Damn Horse Fucking Elway And If You Don't Fucking Believe Me I Will Come To Your House and Skull Fuck You And Yes That is a Verbal Threat Elway, they joined together to sing the praises of the almighty Denver Broncos."
[1d100 = 50]
Tracy has a contest with Sparkle to see who can eat moar sandwiches.
vid semi-related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPHlHuhBVFI
Rolling for Tracy
Tracy has a contest with Sparkle to see who can eat moar sandwiches.
vid semi-related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPHlHuhBVFI
Rolling for Tracy
[1d100 = 33]
And Sparkle
And Sparkle
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[1d20+23 = 28]
Trumpaladin rolls profession check to see if he can begin the process of setting up a franchise of the American Football League in Sparintenar
Trumpaladin rolls profession check to see if he can begin the process of setting up a franchise of the American Football League in Sparintenar
So legit off the cuff, here's what I've been thinking. I'm spending WAAAAY too much time on backstories and sculpting "existing" dynamics, and then trying to nudge the party into resolving those dynamics. Not every session needs to an ebin megalythic struggle, or some over-the-top strategem. I'm not exlcuding such thing...
>>56383
kek, one satisfied hamster
... but not every scene needs to have days/weeks worth of scripting and structure behind it. TBH, that recent exchange with Tracy and Birbs v. the random Ogres was lots of fun, and was totally off the cuff. This recent with the bitey-stone is likewise. So basically, while I will present major cataclysmic scenarios, I'm also gonna work on less-dangerous but still-troublesome scenarios for players to contend with.
>>56383
kek, one satisfied hamster
... but not every scene needs to have days/weeks worth of scripting and structure behind it. TBH, that recent exchange with Tracy and Birbs v. the random Ogres was lots of fun, and was totally off the cuff. This recent with the bitey-stone is likewise. So basically, while I will present major cataclysmic scenarios, I'm also gonna work on less-dangerous but still-troublesome scenarios for players to contend with.
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>>56388
Whad'ya mean aww? I just mean that there will be more curiosity to bantz and shitpost periods
Whad'ya mean aww? I just mean that there will be more curiosity to bantz and shitpost periods
>>56835 →
Not long, usually just a matter of reminding GM he's being a faggot.
Stix enters into an area that shows small signs of civilization. Its barely a village really, with only a single building set up as something of utility shop.
Not long, usually just a matter of reminding GM he's being a faggot.
Stix enters into an area that shows small signs of civilization. Its barely a village really, with only a single building set up as something of utility shop.
>>56391
It’s ok GM, multitasking the other players can be challenging.
Stix meanders over to check out this shop.
It’s ok GM, multitasking the other players can be challenging.
Stix meanders over to check out this shop.
[1d20+35 = 42]
*Continues preaching the Power and the Glory*
*Continues preaching the Power and the Glory*
>>56383
>>56384
Ah, I was hoping he'd win.
"Ha! I am eating for two after all." she says, looking down at the stuffed and defeated dog.
>>56387
So long as there's things to kill and/or loot to be dragged back, I'll be satisfied.
Tracy puts Sparke in her saddle back and keeps walking, with the little barnacle still latched to her hoof.
>>56384
Ah, I was hoping he'd win.
"Ha! I am eating for two after all." she says, looking down at the stuffed and defeated dog.
>>56387
So long as there's things to kill and/or loot to be dragged back, I'll be satisfied.
Tracy puts Sparke in her saddle back and keeps walking, with the little barnacle still latched to her hoof.
>>56393
Upon entering the shop, Stix is immediately greeted by a skinny and dark-brown skinned boy who immediately recoils at his presence.
"Shoo! You can't be in here! Shoo!"
Upon entering the shop, Stix is immediately greeted by a skinny and dark-brown skinned boy who immediately recoils at his presence.
"Shoo! You can't be in here! Shoo!"
[1d20+57 = 65]
Trumpaladin figures that he ought to return the hospitality of the Spartans by setting up his own little entertainment venue. Specifically, a game between the Generals and The Spartans taking place on a training field. The Spartans are not fully trained, but it's good to show the ministers and the townspeople that they are learning. None of these people have seen a football game before, so they ought to see one. Serving Doritos and Nachos and Hotdogs and lower quality beer and other essential Football Treats to those in attendance, which would be Spartan leaders, military men, and assorted commoners I guess.
Combining Profession and = Diplomacy modifiers because I'm sure it will stir up controversy
Trumpaladin figures that he ought to return the hospitality of the Spartans by setting up his own little entertainment venue. Specifically, a game between the Generals and The Spartans taking place on a training field. The Spartans are not fully trained, but it's good to show the ministers and the townspeople that they are learning. None of these people have seen a football game before, so they ought to see one. Serving Doritos and Nachos and Hotdogs and lower quality beer and other essential Football Treats to those in attendance, which would be Spartan leaders, military men, and assorted commoners I guess.
Combining Profession and = Diplomacy modifiers because I'm sure it will stir up controversy
Can we put the same profession skill ranks into multiple different occupations? I put all of mine into "larceny".
>>56399
He steps back out the door to try and show he means no harm.
“I don’t know of any witchcraft. I have always talked to my memory. Anyway, I was just visiting your fine establishment here, wondering what you may have to sell. If I am not wanted though, I will leave.”
He steps back out the door to try and show he means no harm.
“I don’t know of any witchcraft. I have always talked to my memory. Anyway, I was just visiting your fine establishment here, wondering what you may have to sell. If I am not wanted though, I will leave.”
Tracy turns around as soon as her faggot realizes he's not going to get an encounter in these mountains.
She returns to the port.
>>56404
Go try to find her.
She returns to the port.
>>56404
Go try to find her.
>>56404
"Rest assured, for even as your waifu is away... and mine just vanished on me... Elway is with us always. Praise American."
"Rest assured, for even as your waifu is away... and mine just vanished on me... Elway is with us always. Praise American."
>>56403
"You're serious aren't you, this isn't a prank? I've never seen a talking horse before. I'm a little out of my element. I just provide low-level wares for the locals, and occasionally supplies for travelers. This isn't much of a store, more of a depot."
"You're serious aren't you, this isn't a prank? I've never seen a talking horse before. I'm a little out of my element. I just provide low-level wares for the locals, and occasionally supplies for travelers. This isn't much of a store, more of a depot."
>>56407
“I am quite serious, though I can’t blame you. Before today if you said I would be exploring a strange new land with little clue as to where I am, I would have laughed at the thought.”
“But back on the subject of your store. If you will have me, I would love to see what you have to offer regardless of what you think the quality is.”
“I am quite serious, though I can’t blame you. Before today if you said I would be exploring a strange new land with little clue as to where I am, I would have laughed at the thought.”
“But back on the subject of your store. If you will have me, I would love to see what you have to offer regardless of what you think the quality is.”
>>56408
"Well we don't carry much. Bait for fishermen, some climbing tools for the mountain-types, general provisions for travelers. We don't really stock weapons or armor or anything like that, but as far as mundane tools and supplies we have a good selection."
>>56409
I'm gonna need a bit more for that. What do you mean by, and what scope of "red-pilling" are you offering here? There's countless red-pills you could be talking about, from GMOs, to Vaccinces, to Common Core, Agenda 21,... give me a ballpark
"Well we don't carry much. Bait for fishermen, some climbing tools for the mountain-types, general provisions for travelers. We don't really stock weapons or armor or anything like that, but as far as mundane tools and supplies we have a good selection."
>>56409
I'm gonna need a bit more for that. What do you mean by, and what scope of "red-pilling" are you offering here? There's countless red-pills you could be talking about, from GMOs, to Vaccinces, to Common Core, Agenda 21,... give me a ballpark
Shit, who was I supposed to look for at the Rusted Duck?
Tracy is wandering through the Port, window-shopping through any shops she hadn't checked out before.
Tracy is wandering through the Port, window-shopping through any shops she hadn't checked out before.
>>56411
Tracy checks out the mage shop to look for a crystal ball or some other kind of gypsy trinket.
Tracy checks out the mage shop to look for a crystal ball or some other kind of gypsy trinket.
>>56413
Tracy rings the little bell thing on the counter autistically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Omwr5RzHU
>>56415
Oh, I figured I'd try to look for Eric, since Brad's faggot seemed to think it was important.
Tracy rings the little bell thing on the counter autistically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Omwr5RzHU
>>56415
Oh, I figured I'd try to look for Eric, since Brad's faggot seemed to think it was important.
>>56415
Examines the climbing gear
“That’s good to hear. Though I’m a bit surprised this is just about the only store I can see around here if that’s the case.”
Examines the climbing gear
“That’s good to hear. Though I’m a bit surprised this is just about the only store I can see around here if that’s the case.”
>>56417
"In this village, sure. There are plenty of larger places in Port Barry and um,..." he seems to struggle with the names, "The other cities north of here."
"In this village, sure. There are plenty of larger places in Port Barry and um,..." he seems to struggle with the names, "The other cities north of here."
>>56416
A waifish old woman meanders to the counter and looks at Tracy. She then looks around the store and doesn't see anyone else. "You then?" she asks.
A waifish old woman meanders to the counter and looks at Tracy. She then looks around the store and doesn't see anyone else. "You then?" she asks.
>>56418
does Stix even have money? I just remembered to ask that...
“And if you don’t mind me asking, is there anything in the line of work around here, or should I look in the other towns?”
does Stix even have money? I just remembered to ask that...
“And if you don’t mind me asking, is there anything in the line of work around here, or should I look in the other towns?”
>>56421
"You mean like trade-craft? Well theres a good number of folks who have homesteads in the hills and the surrounding area who might take a liking to a fella with some skills. Otherwise there may be communal areas in the cities where one can offer services. I must admit, I'm not sure what you mean."
>>56420
She blinks a few times. "Anything yer lookin fer?"
"You mean like trade-craft? Well theres a good number of folks who have homesteads in the hills and the surrounding area who might take a liking to a fella with some skills. Otherwise there may be communal areas in the cities where one can offer services. I must admit, I'm not sure what you mean."
>>56420
She blinks a few times. "Anything yer lookin fer?"
>>56425
Protip, NPCs don't call them "Wondrous Items", they call them curiosities, unique wares, etc. There's no standardization, outside the rule books.
Protip, NPCs don't call them "Wondrous Items", they call them curiosities, unique wares, etc. There's no standardization, outside the rule books.
>>56423
“Just curious as to what a ranger could do to earn a coin. Oh, and I don’t suppose you can buy this bow of mine? The string snapped and I can’t be bothered to fix it at the moment. Might as well buy a new one later down the road.”
“Just curious as to what a ranger could do to earn a coin. Oh, and I don’t suppose you can buy this bow of mine? The string snapped and I can’t be bothered to fix it at the moment. Might as well buy a new one later down the road.”
>>56426
"I've an interest in magical wares, particularly of the kind that that can assist with stealth. Do you happen to carry anything of the sort in this establishment?"
"I've an interest in magical wares, particularly of the kind that that can assist with stealth. Do you happen to carry anything of the sort in this establishment?"
>>56426
Whelp, Trumpaladin seems to have extracted most of what he can out of Sparintenar for the moment. But the airship is gone and his horsefu just vanished. So Trumpaladin asks the Generals to stay for a while and take in the culture of Sparintenar, and hopefully learn a thing or two about combat. He tells relevant ministers that the Generals will be there with the auxilaries to learn and to hopefully set up a football match as demonstration soon
Trumpaladin asks where the road to Silasil is, and rides on Fae on the road towards Silasil
Whelp, Trumpaladin seems to have extracted most of what he can out of Sparintenar for the moment. But the airship is gone and his horsefu just vanished. So Trumpaladin asks the Generals to stay for a while and take in the culture of Sparintenar, and hopefully learn a thing or two about combat. He tells relevant ministers that the Generals will be there with the auxilaries to learn and to hopefully set up a football match as demonstration soon
Trumpaladin asks where the road to Silasil is, and rides on Fae on the road towards Silasil
>>56427
"I've a couple bowstrings in the back, if you're looking for a replacement. As far as earning coin, you're probably better off looking in the Port to be honest. Its not that there aren't folks out here that could use help, just that they never come here to seek it, they go to the larger areas. From what I hear, there's a pretty open market for mercenaries and private military, which probably includes some jobs for a woodsy-type. I don't know, I'm just guessing to be helpful," he says, shrugging.
"I've a couple bowstrings in the back, if you're looking for a replacement. As far as earning coin, you're probably better off looking in the Port to be honest. Its not that there aren't folks out here that could use help, just that they never come here to seek it, they go to the larger areas. From what I hear, there's a pretty open market for mercenaries and private military, which probably includes some jobs for a woodsy-type. I don't know, I'm just guessing to be helpful," he says, shrugging.
>>56428
She looks at you with an increasingly widening stare. "No," she says at first. "Well," she says with a wider stare, and then as though she realized the cypher to an impossible riddle she says "Maybe," and her look turns to one of sublime satisfaction, as though she had just performed a great service.
She looks at you with an increasingly widening stare. "No," she says at first. "Well," she says with a wider stare, and then as though she realized the cypher to an impossible riddle she says "Maybe," and her look turns to one of sublime satisfaction, as though she had just performed a great service.
>>56430
“I appreciate your help. I will keep that in mind.”
GM, I need your help. You may have overlooked my question, but what kind of money does Stix have, if any? I don’t want to look like a fool and try to buy something without the funds to pay.
“I appreciate your help. I will keep that in mind.”
GM, I need your help. You may have overlooked my question, but what kind of money does Stix have, if any? I don’t want to look like a fool and try to buy something without the funds to pay.
>>56431
I guess that means he asks about the path to one of the southern cities, and proceeds down the road hoping to go it
I guess that means he asks about the path to one of the southern cities, and proceeds down the road hoping to go it
>>56433
You're right. I noticed it, but I neglected to respond.
The thing is, since ponies are generally/largely naked, I have a hard time envisioning the sort of equipment that might go with a pony adventurer. The best I could imagine "needing" would be perhaps a belt/saddle-like harness for securing goods and such, and maybe a cloak for weather protection. Having said, rangers cover a wide scope of character types. There's the Robin Hood type, who exists on the periphery of society on one end of the spectrum, and on the other there's the wild/mountain-men who probably haven't seen another human in months, have an absurd survival skill, and just exist as a part/force of nature. That's the spectrum of ranger, shall we say, so to answer how much (if any) coin Stix has, you'll need to specify what sort of ranger he is. He naturally gravitated toward the smaller town/village in spite of the thriving port,....
You're right. I noticed it, but I neglected to respond.
The thing is, since ponies are generally/largely naked, I have a hard time envisioning the sort of equipment that might go with a pony adventurer. The best I could imagine "needing" would be perhaps a belt/saddle-like harness for securing goods and such, and maybe a cloak for weather protection. Having said, rangers cover a wide scope of character types. There's the Robin Hood type, who exists on the periphery of society on one end of the spectrum, and on the other there's the wild/mountain-men who probably haven't seen another human in months, have an absurd survival skill, and just exist as a part/force of nature. That's the spectrum of ranger, shall we say, so to answer how much (if any) coin Stix has, you'll need to specify what sort of ranger he is. He naturally gravitated toward the smaller town/village in spite of the thriving port,....
Tl;dr Stix (or any character) can have whatever they want, so long as it makes sense
>>56439
"Oh shit," Adam says, somehow perceiving that someone mentioned his name. "This can't be good," he jokes and laughs with the guys at the table. He's at the Duck btw.
"Oh shit," Adam says, somehow perceiving that someone mentioned his name. "This can't be good," he jokes and laughs with the guys at the table. He's at the Duck btw.
>>56436
You don’t make this easy... I thought character creation was over
As the type, the wild/mountaineer would be closer, though he has worked with other ponies before in the backstory I gave. He was hired to help protect others and make sure they survive harsh conditions and environments. However, being dead and sent here, I don’t know if money from the previous life would transfer.
To sum up, he would be poor, but have some should the money carry over.
You don’t make this easy... I thought character creation was over
As the type, the wild/mountaineer would be closer, though he has worked with other ponies before in the backstory I gave. He was hired to help protect others and make sure they survive harsh conditions and environments. However, being dead and sent here, I don’t know if money from the previous life would transfer.
To sum up, he would be poor, but have some should the money carry over.
>>56438
"Commander squirrel can me get a meeting with your spymaster? Me wish to help sparta get rid of a very large problem."
"Commander squirrel can me get a meeting with your spymaster? Me wish to help sparta get rid of a very large problem."
>>56441
I'm guessing there isn't anything to be bought at this shop for now, so I guess Tracy should go over to the Duck.
Tracy Disguises herself as a Mexican clown, because why the fuck not, and wanders off over to the Duck.
I'm guessing there isn't anything to be bought at this shop for now, so I guess Tracy should go over to the Duck.
Tracy Disguises herself as a Mexican clown, because why the fuck not, and wanders off over to the Duck.
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>>56440
Oh shit. Okay. There's lots to go off of on that. Which point of the Sil-wall?
>GM shuffles papers in front of him
>>56442
No, I don't. ^_~
For me, D&D (or the Nuts or w/e) is a metaphysical operation.
>>56443
From your description, Stix would indeed need to keep track of funds. He doesn't strike me as the most montetarily-resourced individual
>>56444
"And what makes you think Sparintenar has spies, let alone a leader of such?" Baz asks through narrowed eyes.
>>56446
o_o
Cuz the mexican clown is way less conspicuous than the talking pastel hoers.
Oh shit. Okay. There's lots to go off of on that. Which point of the Sil-wall?
>GM shuffles papers in front of him
>>56442
No, I don't. ^_~
For me, D&D (or the Nuts or w/e) is a metaphysical operation.
>>56443
From your description, Stix would indeed need to keep track of funds. He doesn't strike me as the most montetarily-resourced individual
>>56444
"And what makes you think Sparintenar has spies, let alone a leader of such?" Baz asks through narrowed eyes.
>>56446
o_o
Cuz the mexican clown is way less conspicuous than the talking pastel hoers.
>>56448
Gatesil and Greensil are the two closest, so which ever of those two is easier to get to...
Though they are both still very far away
>wishes his transportation hadn't abandoned him
Gatesil and Greensil are the two closest, so which ever of those two is easier to get to...
Though they are both still very far away
>wishes his transportation hadn't abandoned him
>>56448
Okay, enough clowning around then.. Was just saying that she was trying to look like anyone but herself.
*takes off red squeaky nose, makeup, and oversized clown shoes*
Tracy just does her best to blend in to the scene and not draw attention of anyone that might know her.
Okay, enough clowning around then.. Was just saying that she was trying to look like anyone but herself.
*takes off red squeaky nose, makeup, and oversized clown shoes*
Tracy just does her best to blend in to the scene and not draw attention of anyone that might know her.
>>56442
>it went to krenshall unless you mean Tracy
Yes. Either way, Trumpaladin asks about the road to Greensils or to Gatesil. What could he expect in going there?
>it went to krenshall unless you mean Tracy
Yes. Either way, Trumpaladin asks about the road to Greensils or to Gatesil. What could he expect in going there?
>>56448
Ok... so if Stix need to keep track of funds, how do we determine the funds he has? I need to know if he can afford anything. I need some idea of pricing to decide if it is a good bargain, etc.
“How much for this rope good sir?”
Ok... so if Stix need to keep track of funds, how do we determine the funds he has? I need to know if he can afford anything. I need some idea of pricing to decide if it is a good bargain, etc.
“How much for this rope good sir?”
[1d20+21 = 35]
Rolling to Move Silently, as Tracy, Disguised as a half-elf in a cloak, walks into the Rusted Duck looking for Adam.
Rolling to Move Silently, as Tracy, Disguised as a half-elf in a cloak, walks into the Rusted Duck looking for Adam.
>>56455
When Trumpaladin first went intol Port Barry, he found it was full of Jews. So I said that Trumpaladin, previously a member of government law enforcement, had a special check that let him spend pretty much any amount of public treasury funds for the acquisition of weapons, so long as the people the weapons were being purchased from were Jewish. The "Greatest Ally" act. Of course it was unclear if a check of such a nature could transfer funds through dimensions, so instead it was basically a forgery attempting to write an invalid check. But then the Jews he was attempting to defraud were wise to it, and so forth. Fun times
When Trumpaladin first went intol Port Barry, he found it was full of Jews. So I said that Trumpaladin, previously a member of government law enforcement, had a special check that let him spend pretty much any amount of public treasury funds for the acquisition of weapons, so long as the people the weapons were being purchased from were Jewish. The "Greatest Ally" act. Of course it was unclear if a check of such a nature could transfer funds through dimensions, so instead it was basically a forgery attempting to write an invalid check. But then the Jews he was attempting to defraud were wise to it, and so forth. Fun times
>>56455
On the meta side of things, I have endeavored to eliminate cost-resources as being a 'thing'. The characters present and previous have established an working environment that non-exceptional expenditures are and can be considered as paid for, gratis, exchanged, etc. Tl;dr, If Stix needs a bowstring, he strikes me as the sort who would have or could easily procure the barter for a bowstring.
On the meta side of things, I have endeavored to eliminate cost-resources as being a 'thing'. The characters present and previous have established an working environment that non-exceptional expenditures are and can be considered as paid for, gratis, exchanged, etc. Tl;dr, If Stix needs a bowstring, he strikes me as the sort who would have or could easily procure the barter for a bowstring.
>>56456
"...Shit..! I forgot to ask what Adam looked like." Tracy say to herself, as she looks around the room
"...Shit..! I forgot to ask what Adam looked like." Tracy say to herself, as she looks around the room
>>56458
Alright, I guess I will barter for the string, even though the bow is useless now. Kek
“I think I will take that string you have in the back”
Alright, I guess I will barter for the string, even though the bow is useless now. Kek
“I think I will take that string you have in the back”
"YO HO HO, AND A BOTTLE OF RUM"
Mr. Snek looks about ready to strangle Torc
Mr. Snek looks about ready to strangle Torc
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>>56465
Tracy walks up to the Bartender.
"I'm lookin' for a guy named Adam; heard he like to hang out around these parts. Seen 'em?"
Tracy walks up to the Bartender.
"I'm lookin' for a guy named Adam; heard he like to hang out around these parts. Seen 'em?"
>>56467
I didn't say "no bows", I said I was considering restricting them. As a ranger it makes sense to be able to use one, and why the fuck would he have one on appearing if it wasn't useful, I just leave it to the player to innovate how it works. ^_~
>>56469
The bartender looks at Tracy for a moment, then bellows "ADAM!", which immediately results in a roar of laughter from one of the tables, and a medium-height, stocky fellow wanders over. "Wha'd I do now?" he says laughingly.
>>56470
Is this the Odyssey? Cuz that shit is Homer.
I didn't say "no bows", I said I was considering restricting them. As a ranger it makes sense to be able to use one, and why the fuck would he have one on appearing if it wasn't useful, I just leave it to the player to innovate how it works. ^_~
>>56469
The bartender looks at Tracy for a moment, then bellows "ADAM!", which immediately results in a roar of laughter from one of the tables, and a medium-height, stocky fellow wanders over. "Wha'd I do now?" he says laughingly.
>>56470
Is this the Odyssey? Cuz that shit is Homer.
>>56465
So, unless there's any critical information any helpful spartan wouldn't neglect to tell him before he departs on his Journey, Trumpaladin starts his way on the Road to Gatesil, packing beef Jerky and some other smoked meats for Fae, tells the Generals to take care, and goes along the road to Gatesil.
It reminds him of the lyrics "when goin' the road to sweet Athy" causing him to start singing aloud. Horribly. Hopefully not annoying enough to make Fae throw him off andd maul him, but possibly.
So, unless there's any critical information any helpful spartan wouldn't neglect to tell him before he departs on his Journey, Trumpaladin starts his way on the Road to Gatesil, packing beef Jerky and some other smoked meats for Fae, tells the Generals to take care, and goes along the road to Gatesil.
It reminds him of the lyrics "when goin' the road to sweet Athy" causing him to start singing aloud. Horribly. Hopefully not annoying enough to make Fae throw him off andd maul him, but possibly.
>>56473
"Hello, Adam." Tracy says, taking off of her mask
"I came over from the mill. I heard Eric disappeared recently, so I thought I'd poke around a bit."
"Hello, Adam." Tracy says, taking off of her mask
"I came over from the mill. I heard Eric disappeared recently, so I thought I'd poke around a bit."
>>56475
Plus I am my own Silver.
>>56473
Grr... I broke the string because you made it sound like it couldn’t be used. Why would you bring up that I may not be able to use it during potential combat if I could use it?
REEEEEEE
Just get Stix the string and we can discuss these small, but important details later
Plus I am my own Silver.
>>56473
Grr... I broke the string because you made it sound like it couldn’t be used. Why would you bring up that I may not be able to use it during potential combat if I could use it?
REEEEEEE
Just get Stix the string and we can discuss these small, but important details later
>>56464
>"Are we there yet?"
"No now stop complaining"
"99 Bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles beer on the wall"
Snek begins to wonder how painful falling off the airship would be.
>"Are we there yet?"
"No now stop complaining"
"99 Bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles beer on the wall"
Snek begins to wonder how painful falling off the airship would be.
>>56476
"Yeah, well you won't find any sad faces in the crowd, if that's what you're hoping to see."
>>56478
Because the whole point is for players to get creative by their characters.
Ask yourself this question. If I were a pony ranger (NOT the mighty morphin variety), how would I overcome the limitations of hooves in order to use a bow (or some other easily swapped-in range weapon)?
"Yeah, well you won't find any sad faces in the crowd, if that's what you're hoping to see."
>>56478
Because the whole point is for players to get creative by their characters.
Ask yourself this question. If I were a pony ranger (NOT the mighty morphin variety), how would I overcome the limitations of hooves in order to use a bow (or some other easily swapped-in range weapon)?
>>56477
The Generals don't have horses with them and heavy horses are pretty slow. Infernius may be interested but he's busy. Tracy just fucking vanished on him (normally he'd do this with her), Torcuil took the Airship and left. Stix just vanished from Town almost as soon as he arrived. So... what are his other options? Unless the Spartans insist on an escort
The Generals don't have horses with them and heavy horses are pretty slow. Infernius may be interested but he's busy. Tracy just fucking vanished on him (normally he'd do this with her), Torcuil took the Airship and left. Stix just vanished from Town almost as soon as he arrived. So... what are his other options? Unless the Spartans insist on an escort
>>56482
I don’t want to argue with the GM over this, but I did say I was digging it in the dirt for support. However, I got an idea on how to do this effectively in the future, if I can make my way back to the tower sometime.
I don’t want to argue with the GM over this, but I did say I was digging it in the dirt for support. However, I got an idea on how to do this effectively in the future, if I can make my way back to the tower sometime.
>>56482
"Not at all, just wondered if anyone was stabbing in my territor- i mean- disturbing peace.. hehe.."
"Not at all, just wondered if anyone was stabbing in my territor- i mean- disturbing peace.. hehe.."
>>56486
Or maybe I am reasonable and don’t want to consume all of our time over petty squabbles. But take your pick, I’m fine with being called either
Or maybe I am reasonable and don’t want to consume all of our time over petty squabbles. But take your pick, I’m fine with being called either
>>56483
You could call her and she'd appear in minutes.
I wanna go look for the useless loser Eric though, or at least get to stab the guy who stabbed him.
You could call her and she'd appear in minutes.
I wanna go look for the useless loser Eric though, or at least get to stab the guy who stabbed him.
>>56489
Please no stab. Hanging is more appropriate. Or maybe something like Crucifixion.
I don't actually care how you kill him, just shitposting
Please no stab. Hanging is more appropriate. Or maybe something like Crucifixion.
I don't actually care how you kill him, just shitposting
>>56484
What I was getting at - and I may have misrepresented this - is that while I have an issue with ponies in general using bows and such, I'm not opposed the the exceptional character who can, just so long as their story makes sense for why they would know a thing. I wouldn't allow Stix to perform a tea ceremony with any efficacy, but I can envision that he could use a bow. But, I want the player to explain it. ^_~
What I was getting at - and I may have misrepresented this - is that while I have an issue with ponies in general using bows and such, I'm not opposed the the exceptional character who can, just so long as their story makes sense for why they would know a thing. I wouldn't allow Stix to perform a tea ceremony with any efficacy, but I can envision that he could use a bow. But, I want the player to explain it. ^_~
>>56492
Oh yeah. That's a bit unkosher now because of events... I was thinking of how some Roman General crucified 5000 men of the Sparticus slave rebellion (or some servile uprising) and set them all along the road in between two cities. I thought "damn, now that is a statement"
Oh yeah. That's a bit unkosher now because of events... I was thinking of how some Roman General crucified 5000 men of the Sparticus slave rebellion (or some servile uprising) and set them all along the road in between two cities. I thought "damn, now that is a statement"
>>56495
No, he does; and he will.
Everyone makes their character up as they go.
>>56496
"Well, I'm not one to be spreading rumors, but that there," he says pointing to a shack. " is where his old lady lives. That THERE," he says pointing to an obviously disparate building, "Is where his new lady lives, if you catch my meaning," he says with a chuckle.
No, he does; and he will.
Everyone makes their character up as they go.
>>56496
"Well, I'm not one to be spreading rumors, but that there," he says pointing to a shack. " is where his old lady lives. That THERE," he says pointing to an obviously disparate building, "Is where his new lady lives, if you catch my meaning," he says with a chuckle.
>>56499
>sounds awesome
Until you realize the Roman captains force you to clean up all of those bodies once they decay beyond use for a message to enemies
>sounds awesome
Until you realize the Roman captains force you to clean up all of those bodies once they decay beyond use for a message to enemies
Tracy's eye twitches a bit...
"..Yeah... I think I get the gist of it..." she says through gritted teeth
"..Yeah... I think I get the gist of it..." she says through gritted teeth
[1d20+21 = 36]
Rolling to gather info around the pub on where Eric was last seen.
Tracy's new goal is to make sure Eric is dead if she ever finds his sorry, cheating ass.
Tracy goes to the Flower shop, because why not.
Rolling to gather info around the pub on where Eric was last seen.
Tracy's new goal is to make sure Eric is dead if she ever finds his sorry, cheating ass.
Tracy goes to the Flower shop, because why not.
>>56504
>tfw the slaves rebel, so you crucify them, then you are stuck with all of their jobs until you get more
>tfw the slaves rebel, so you crucify them, then you are stuck with all of their jobs until you get more
>>56510
>>56509
He could have a happy marriage with several wives. Or it could go down like part 2 of the Cell Block Tango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1qQCFQCneA
>>56509
He could have a happy marriage with several wives. Or it could go down like part 2 of the Cell Block Tango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1qQCFQCneA
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>>56516
Sleep well, and dream of volumptuous Unicorns, who have their way with you when they've had too much to drink
Sleep well, and dream of volumptuous Unicorns, who have their way with you when they've had too much to drink
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>why Torc will only ever use the airship
>>56529
I can try, but I’m still a newfag to photoshop. Got any good Infernius pictures to use for this?
I can try, but I’m still a newfag to photoshop. Got any good Infernius pictures to use for this?
I should've just gone to Cardishore..
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[1d20+21 = 30]
>>56534
>unattended
Tracy looks to see if any of the flowers are still edible, and ransacks the shop for clues.
Search check to snoop around
>>56534
>unattended
Tracy looks to see if any of the flowers are still edible, and ransacks the shop for clues.
Search check to snoop around
>>56536
With her level of sophistication, clues are stale by now (its not like she's doing finger/hoof-prints). The flower shop is dry.
With her level of sophistication, clues are stale by now (its not like she's doing finger/hoof-prints). The flower shop is dry.
>>56537
*looks at withered flowers*
"What a waste..." Tracy says as she leaves the shop
Tracy moves to Leave Sparkle back at the tower.
*looks at withered flowers*
"What a waste..." Tracy says as she leaves the shop
Tracy moves to Leave Sparkle back at the tower.
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>>56541
I.. I'm tired though... And Tracy has little motivation to find Eric other than to kill him.
She still needs to get her knives back from Cardishore.
I.. I'm tired though... And Tracy has little motivation to find Eric other than to kill him.
She still needs to get her knives back from Cardishore.
>>56545
I'm fading too. I'm gonna try and stay up for a bit, but my track record isn't the greatest Xp
I'm fading too. I'm gonna try and stay up for a bit, but my track record isn't the greatest Xp
>>56546
Tracy wouldn't care, not about something like this.
If I were playing her in character, she would've gone back to Cardishore months ago.
*leaves to cardishore*
Tracy wouldn't care, not about something like this.
If I were playing her in character, she would've gone back to Cardishore months ago.
*leaves to cardishore*
>>56547
Tracy's faggot for two weekends in a row has gotten more attention that Torcuil, Infernius and I combined
Tracy's faggot for two weekends in a row has gotten more attention that Torcuil, Infernius and I combined
>>56550
>muh wage gap
Yes, but the issue of attention is a highly and intricately nuanced concept. If you recall, at the start of "the weekend" we were still reassembling the group and attempting to establish a relative standard of perception AND expression.
That was 48 hours ago. I will and have and do endeavor to make things fair, and in some cases "fairness" necessitates focus on one character over another(s). I see your point however.
>muh wage gap
Yes, but the issue of attention is a highly and intricately nuanced concept. If you recall, at the start of "the weekend" we were still reassembling the group and attempting to establish a relative standard of perception AND expression.
That was 48 hours ago. I will and have and do endeavor to make things fair, and in some cases "fairness" necessitates focus on one character over another(s). I see your point however.
Well, now that Stix has a shiny new bow string, he looks at his map and determines that he try to go to Port Barry. Surely there must be some work to pay the bills and get more of a feel for the land.
Just realized going to Gatesil would necessarily take them through Cardishore
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>>56553
>Comparing the fact that only one charater besides Stix (who recieved the majority of the attention for very obvious reasons) to as myth
I'm keeping track
I always keep track
>Comparing the fact that only one charater besides Stix (who recieved the majority of the attention for very obvious reasons) to as myth
I'm keeping track
I always keep track
[1d20 = 4]
Rolling to find the rock thing's ticklish spot
Rolling to find the rock thing's ticklish spot
>>56566
I guess that would be more fun. I just need to figure out how to get passed 320 little monsters that are guarding the way.
I guess that would be more fun. I just need to figure out how to get passed 320 little monsters that are guarding the way.
Tracy continues trotting to Cardishil, with the little "rock" stuck stubbornly to the bottom of her hoof.
>>56554
But something is bugging Stix. totally not the other faggots, that would be silly He feels he was close to finding something just beyond that tree with those little freaks. Maybe he should go back and see what it could be. Stix begins a trek back into the forest, but tries to take a wide circle around the tree this time, in hopes to avoid any unfortunate encounters.
But something is bugging Stix. totally not the other faggots, that would be silly He feels he was close to finding something just beyond that tree with those little freaks. Maybe he should go back and see what it could be. Stix begins a trek back into the forest, but tries to take a wide circle around the tree this time, in hopes to avoid any unfortunate encounters.
>>56572
Maybe when I feel more confident. I just started the game and I don’t know what will kill me. As far as I know those things will latch onto my head and chew my face off with one wrong roll. Most likely not the case, but I have no idea what they do.
Maybe when I feel more confident. I just started the game and I don’t know what will kill me. As far as I know those things will latch onto my head and chew my face off with one wrong roll. Most likely not the case, but I have no idea what they do.
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"I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah"
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah"
>>56577
Shit post thread I made a very long time ago, in a different era, and a greatly different set of circumstances
Shit post thread I made a very long time ago, in a different era, and a greatly different set of circumstances
>>56582
Sorry to hear that. You haven’t had much luck with all of his have you?
Sorry to hear that. You haven’t had much luck with all of his have you?
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>>56588
I saw those too, but I wasn't sure which kind he meant.
The metallic ones are golf-ball sized (fine), while the leather ones are dive-grass ball sized (diminutive).
I saw those too, but I wasn't sure which kind he meant.
The metallic ones are golf-ball sized (fine), while the leather ones are dive-grass ball sized (diminutive).
*is rolling around in the dirt trying to get the thing off*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
>>56604
Knock yourself out, but be warned; mimics are covered in glue. Anything that contacts it will be stuck fast.
Knock yourself out, but be warned; mimics are covered in glue. Anything that contacts it will be stuck fast.
>>56601
Intimidate is one of Tracy's most advanced skills.
I have no idea how high its hit dice are though, because looking-up monsters is for faggots.
Intimidate is one of Tracy's most advanced skills.
I have no idea how high its hit dice are though, because looking-up monsters is for faggots.
[1d20 = 13]
>>56606
Tracy gets on her hind hooves and slams both forehooves down on it with all of her weight (unarmed strike, I think).
>>56606
Tracy gets on her hind hooves and slams both forehooves down on it with all of her weight (unarmed strike, I think).
>>56601
That worked btw, but unfortunately, intimidate has no effect on the glue. Neither does beating it I'm afraid.
That worked btw, but unfortunately, intimidate has no effect on the glue. Neither does beating it I'm afraid.
>Is halfway to Cardishil with nobody around
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Tracy cries out to nobody in particular
Tracy attempts to wash-off the glue with Gatorade.
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Tracy cries out to nobody in particular
Tracy attempts to wash-off the glue with Gatorade.
>>56612
Tracy doesn't now shit about mimics, so I figured she'd just try to wash it off.
She has alchemist fire and vials of acid too, but I she doesn't want to hurt herself.
Tracy doesn't now shit about mimics, so I figured she'd just try to wash it off.
She has alchemist fire and vials of acid too, but I she doesn't want to hurt herself.
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>>56619
Nope...
"Well then, you tenacious little faggot. Looks like we're going to stay together for quite some time.."
Tracy hops down the path on "three" legs.
Nope...
"Well then, you tenacious little faggot. Looks like we're going to stay together for quite some time.."
Tracy hops down the path on "three" legs.
>>56620
A sensible pony would turn around and ask someone.. But Tracy really doesn't want to turn around when she's already come so far...
>9 Wis
*hops through Pip*
A sensible pony would turn around and ask someone.. But Tracy really doesn't want to turn around when she's already come so far...
>9 Wis
*hops through Pip*
Hobbles past shop
*enters shop*
*huff* "Hey.. Do you guys have any solvent in stock?"
*enters shop*
*huff* "Hey.. Do you guys have any solvent in stock?"
>>56625
Upon entering the shop, Tracy notices several things. For one, Stix is present, and making conversation with the shopkeep. The second is that this is so not the shopkeeper who was here last time she was here. The last guy was a tall overweight, bald, white guy. THIS is a short, skinny brown-guy.
Both turn to look at Tracy, and the shopkeeper looks back at Stix. "Uhm,... are you associated?" he says while questioning his sanity.
Upon entering the shop, Tracy notices several things. For one, Stix is present, and making conversation with the shopkeep. The second is that this is so not the shopkeeper who was here last time she was here. The last guy was a tall overweight, bald, white guy. THIS is a short, skinny brown-guy.
Both turn to look at Tracy, and the shopkeeper looks back at Stix. "Uhm,... are you associated?" he says while questioning his sanity.
>>56627
The shopkeeper looks at the "this" in question and chuckles. "That's probably the smallest mimic I've ever seen. It doesn't even realize that it can't feasibly eat you!" he laughs. "Hold on, I think we have some alcohol to put on the slime." he says, retreating to another room.
The shopkeeper looks at the "this" in question and chuckles. "That's probably the smallest mimic I've ever seen. It doesn't even realize that it can't feasibly eat you!" he laughs. "Hold on, I think we have some alcohol to put on the slime." he says, retreating to another room.
>>56629
He emerges a moment later with a clear bottle and a glass rod. "Allow me," he says, dabbing the rod in the bottle to wet it with solution.
He emerges a moment later with a clear bottle and a glass rod. "Allow me," he says, dabbing the rod in the bottle to wet it with solution.
[1d20 = 16]
>>56631
After just a moment of dabbing around the rock, it shuffles loose from Tracy's hoof. It clatters on the counter, before reorienting its self and lunging back at Tracy for another bite.
The intimidation effect has worn off
>>56631
After just a moment of dabbing around the rock, it shuffles loose from Tracy's hoof. It clatters on the counter, before reorienting its self and lunging back at Tracy for another bite.
The intimidation effect has worn off
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Tracy pours some moar alcohol on the mimic and then immediately steps back, observing.
>>56639
Its not stuck to her, its just biting.
"Its kind of cute. Its not even mature enough to have fully formed its pseudopod." the shopkeep comments.
Its not stuck to her, its just biting.
"Its kind of cute. Its not even mature enough to have fully formed its pseudopod." the shopkeep comments.
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>>56643
"Like hell. This is my only earning from last session...
Disregard that last part..." Tracy says a bit nervously
"Like hell. This is my only earning from last session...
Disregard that last part..." Tracy says a bit nervously
>>56645
“Alright... could we use any of this climbing gear to maybe pry it off. It looks like it is made of rock.”
“Alright... could we use any of this climbing gear to maybe pry it off. It looks like it is made of rock.”
>>56644
No, certainly not. Infernius is still having a conversation with Baz (I imagine they arrived at a suitable bar, probably one at the banquet venue). Trump comparably, continues to wow the Spartan gathering with increased and extensive information of that most magnificent collective that has come to be known (for simplicity's sake) as the Denver Broncos
No, certainly not. Infernius is still having a conversation with Baz (I imagine they arrived at a suitable bar, probably one at the banquet venue). Trump comparably, continues to wow the Spartan gathering with increased and extensive information of that most magnificent collective that has come to be known (for simplicity's sake) as the Denver Broncos
"On the road again-"
Snek finally gets tired of Torc's singing and decides to lunge at him
Snek finally gets tired of Torc's singing and decides to lunge at him
Tracy gives the mimic a stern look to make him let go.
>>56654
Just use Bluff as a Drama/Acting/Comedy check, like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory skill.
>>56654
Just use Bluff as a Drama/Acting/Comedy check, like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory skill.
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>>56657
>Like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory Skill
What the hell else is a diplomacy check but talking to people?
>Like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory Skill
What the hell else is a diplomacy check but talking to people?
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>>56662
[REEEEEEing so loud it shakes the resonates throughout the outer planes and gives everyone in the multiverse a brief but painful headache]
[REEEEEEing so loud it shakes the resonates throughout the outer planes and gives everyone in the multiverse a brief but painful headache]
[2d20 = 28]
*draws Merciful dagger*
*stabs the 'rock' unconscious*
*draws Merciful dagger*
*stabs the 'rock' unconscious*
Also, Tracy suddenly realizes that this whole exchange with the rock has been comically witnessed by both Stix and the shopkeeper.
>>56686
Wait, is that how the item works?
*pour booze anyway*
"Got any monster-proof satchels back there? I'm keeping this thing if it's the last thing I do, but I don't Trust it with my bag yet."
Wait, is that how the item works?
*pour booze anyway*
"Got any monster-proof satchels back there? I'm keeping this thing if it's the last thing I do, but I don't Trust it with my bag yet."
"If I promise not to sing, will you stop dangling me off the ship?"
>"Yes"
>"Yes"
>>56687
*shrugs*
"If it's small enough to carry home, I'll take it." The thief says, determined to never come out of a session empty-handed
*shrugs*
"If it's small enough to carry home, I'll take it." The thief says, determined to never come out of a session empty-handed
>>56693
Trumpaladin ponders whether he should tell Infernius that the Jews took over his mind and may yet again, but figures that there is no point in creating panic when there is is no cure
"Tell me if you have more migraines or hear strange things. But let us continue onwards"
Trumpaladin ponders whether he should tell Infernius that the Jews took over his mind and may yet again, but figures that there is no point in creating panic when there is is no cure
"Tell me if you have more migraines or hear strange things. But let us continue onwards"
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>>56695
I need to build an enclosure for it then.
May as well go build a fence around the grove at least, since thaty can be done out of session.
Tracy guys some barbed wire and decides to head over to the meadow.
>>56697
>ominous appearance
>craggy rocks
>spooky trees
Perfect for a monster-ranch.
Now all I need is some Dire goats.
I need to build an enclosure for it then.
May as well go build a fence around the grove at least, since thaty can be done out of session.
Tracy guys some barbed wire and decides to head over to the meadow.
>>56697
>ominous appearance
>craggy rocks
>spooky trees
Perfect for a monster-ranch.
Now all I need is some Dire goats.
>>56696
"Yeah."
Infernuis thinks he sure is glad that worm got out of his head."
"Brad...... uh do you mean brain worm?"
"Yeah."
Infernuis thinks he sure is glad that worm got out of his head."
"Brad...... uh do you mean brain worm?"
[1d20+5 = 19]
>>56706
This is why I want bard
Torc suddenly remembers he can fly, so fuck Snek
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh
[Ritornello]
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."
Performance check
>>56706
This is why I want bard
Torc suddenly remembers he can fly, so fuck Snek
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh
[Ritornello]
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."
Performance check
Tracy puts the rock in the jar, and leaves to put that barbed-wire fence around the meadow.
>>56710
Waves bye.
“Well, that was certainly something...”
Studies the map a bit more to plan where to go
Waves bye.
“Well, that was certainly something...”
Studies the map a bit more to plan where to go
[1d20+7 = 18]
>>56708
Eh, good enough.
Snek decides it was good enough that he won't throw Torc overboard...
But he does slap him
>>56708
Eh, good enough.
Snek decides it was good enough that he won't throw Torc overboard...
But he does slap him
[1d6+10 = 12]
>>56719
1d6+10 damage, I think, if you call that an unarmed strike from a yuge creature.
>>56719
1d6+10 damage, I think, if you call that an unarmed strike from a yuge creature.
>>56723
I'm gonna kick myself for this, but it would actually be 1d6+15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKWcIaJtS6Q
I'm gonna kick myself for this, but it would actually be 1d6+15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKWcIaJtS6Q
>>56732
Difficult to say, but it almost looks to Infernius like a strange object goes flying through the air in the distance
Difficult to say, but it almost looks to Infernius like a strange object goes flying through the air in the distance
>inb4 Tracy lands on the airship
>>56732
"Reeeee! Why are you taking me?"
>>56735
Does Trumpaladin see the UFO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8
Also Trumpaladin asks Fae to follow him
"Reeeee! Why are you taking me?"
>>56735
Does Trumpaladin see the UFO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8
Also Trumpaladin asks Fae to follow him
>>56742
The staff thuds harmlessly off of Snek.
>"Really?"
"Well sorry I'm not a strong ass constrictor"
The staff thuds harmlessly off of Snek.
>"Really?"
"Well sorry I'm not a strong ass constrictor"
Stix thanks the shopkeeper for his patience and kindness and then hits the road back to the forest.
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Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
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>mfw this morning
>hfw after she landed
>hfw after she landed
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*continues abducting brad*
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I made a thing because I'm bored.
It's unfinished because I got lazy though.
It's unfinished because I got lazy though.
>>56776
It's from this parody pic of Paprika Paca
Might try to do it better if I had a better pic of his head if I get off of my lazy ass
It's from this parody pic of Paprika Paca
Might try to do it better if I had a better pic of his head if I get off of my lazy ass
>>56780
Not what I had in mind, I was more pacing Tracy's travel so thatshe can't go off the deep end doing stuff before the weekend everyone is at the same pace.
Not what I had in mind, I was more pacing Tracy's travel so that
Gonna bake soon btw
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This is the closest I have to an 'original' (base) Infernius
GM suddenly realizes there's like ~60 threads that are sure to have,... lots
GM suddenly realizes there's like ~60 threads that are sure to have,... lots
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>tfw my old Infernius pictures are now R A R E
If I want to somersault over a character's square to land behind them, do I roll Jump or Tumble?