Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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*is rolling around in the dirt trying to get the thing off*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
>>56604
Knock yourself out, but be warned; mimics are covered in glue. Anything that contacts it will be stuck fast.
Knock yourself out, but be warned; mimics are covered in glue. Anything that contacts it will be stuck fast.
>>56601
Intimidate is one of Tracy's most advanced skills.
I have no idea how high its hit dice are though, because looking-up monsters is for faggots.
Intimidate is one of Tracy's most advanced skills.
I have no idea how high its hit dice are though, because looking-up monsters is for faggots.
[1d20 = 13]
>>56606
Tracy gets on her hind hooves and slams both forehooves down on it with all of her weight (unarmed strike, I think).
>>56606
Tracy gets on her hind hooves and slams both forehooves down on it with all of her weight (unarmed strike, I think).
>>56601
That worked btw, but unfortunately, intimidate has no effect on the glue. Neither does beating it I'm afraid.
That worked btw, but unfortunately, intimidate has no effect on the glue. Neither does beating it I'm afraid.
>Is halfway to Cardishil with nobody around
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Tracy cries out to nobody in particular
Tracy attempts to wash-off the glue with Gatorade.
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Tracy cries out to nobody in particular
Tracy attempts to wash-off the glue with Gatorade.
>>56612
Tracy doesn't now shit about mimics, so I figured she'd just try to wash it off.
She has alchemist fire and vials of acid too, but I she doesn't want to hurt herself.
Tracy doesn't now shit about mimics, so I figured she'd just try to wash it off.
She has alchemist fire and vials of acid too, but I she doesn't want to hurt herself.
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>>56619
Nope...
"Well then, you tenacious little faggot. Looks like we're going to stay together for quite some time.."
Tracy hops down the path on "three" legs.
Nope...
"Well then, you tenacious little faggot. Looks like we're going to stay together for quite some time.."
Tracy hops down the path on "three" legs.
>>56620
A sensible pony would turn around and ask someone.. But Tracy really doesn't want to turn around when she's already come so far...
>9 Wis
*hops through Pip*
A sensible pony would turn around and ask someone.. But Tracy really doesn't want to turn around when she's already come so far...
>9 Wis
*hops through Pip*
Hobbles past shop
*enters shop*
*huff* "Hey.. Do you guys have any solvent in stock?"
*enters shop*
*huff* "Hey.. Do you guys have any solvent in stock?"
>>56625
Upon entering the shop, Tracy notices several things. For one, Stix is present, and making conversation with the shopkeep. The second is that this is so not the shopkeeper who was here last time she was here. The last guy was a tall overweight, bald, white guy. THIS is a short, skinny brown-guy.
Both turn to look at Tracy, and the shopkeeper looks back at Stix. "Uhm,... are you associated?" he says while questioning his sanity.
Upon entering the shop, Tracy notices several things. For one, Stix is present, and making conversation with the shopkeep. The second is that this is so not the shopkeeper who was here last time she was here. The last guy was a tall overweight, bald, white guy. THIS is a short, skinny brown-guy.
Both turn to look at Tracy, and the shopkeeper looks back at Stix. "Uhm,... are you associated?" he says while questioning his sanity.
>>56627
The shopkeeper looks at the "this" in question and chuckles. "That's probably the smallest mimic I've ever seen. It doesn't even realize that it can't feasibly eat you!" he laughs. "Hold on, I think we have some alcohol to put on the slime." he says, retreating to another room.
The shopkeeper looks at the "this" in question and chuckles. "That's probably the smallest mimic I've ever seen. It doesn't even realize that it can't feasibly eat you!" he laughs. "Hold on, I think we have some alcohol to put on the slime." he says, retreating to another room.
>>56629
He emerges a moment later with a clear bottle and a glass rod. "Allow me," he says, dabbing the rod in the bottle to wet it with solution.
He emerges a moment later with a clear bottle and a glass rod. "Allow me," he says, dabbing the rod in the bottle to wet it with solution.
[1d20 = 16]
>>56631
After just a moment of dabbing around the rock, it shuffles loose from Tracy's hoof. It clatters on the counter, before reorienting its self and lunging back at Tracy for another bite.
The intimidation effect has worn off
>>56631
After just a moment of dabbing around the rock, it shuffles loose from Tracy's hoof. It clatters on the counter, before reorienting its self and lunging back at Tracy for another bite.
The intimidation effect has worn off
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Tracy pours some moar alcohol on the mimic and then immediately steps back, observing.
>>56639
Its not stuck to her, its just biting.
"Its kind of cute. Its not even mature enough to have fully formed its pseudopod." the shopkeep comments.
Its not stuck to her, its just biting.
"Its kind of cute. Its not even mature enough to have fully formed its pseudopod." the shopkeep comments.
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>>56643
"Like hell. This is my only earning from last session...
Disregard that last part..." Tracy says a bit nervously
"Like hell. This is my only earning from last session...
Disregard that last part..." Tracy says a bit nervously
>>56645
“Alright... could we use any of this climbing gear to maybe pry it off. It looks like it is made of rock.”
“Alright... could we use any of this climbing gear to maybe pry it off. It looks like it is made of rock.”
>>56644
No, certainly not. Infernius is still having a conversation with Baz (I imagine they arrived at a suitable bar, probably one at the banquet venue). Trump comparably, continues to wow the Spartan gathering with increased and extensive information of that most magnificent collective that has come to be known (for simplicity's sake) as the Denver Broncos
No, certainly not. Infernius is still having a conversation with Baz (I imagine they arrived at a suitable bar, probably one at the banquet venue). Trump comparably, continues to wow the Spartan gathering with increased and extensive information of that most magnificent collective that has come to be known (for simplicity's sake) as the Denver Broncos
"On the road again-"
Snek finally gets tired of Torc's singing and decides to lunge at him
Snek finally gets tired of Torc's singing and decides to lunge at him
Tracy gives the mimic a stern look to make him let go.
>>56654
Just use Bluff as a Drama/Acting/Comedy check, like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory skill.
>>56654
Just use Bluff as a Drama/Acting/Comedy check, like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory skill.
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>>56657
>Like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory Skill
What the hell else is a diplomacy check but talking to people?
>Like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory Skill
What the hell else is a diplomacy check but talking to people?
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>>56662
[REEEEEEing so loud it shakes the resonates throughout the outer planes and gives everyone in the multiverse a brief but painful headache]
[REEEEEEing so loud it shakes the resonates throughout the outer planes and gives everyone in the multiverse a brief but painful headache]
[2d20 = 28]
*draws Merciful dagger*
*stabs the 'rock' unconscious*
*draws Merciful dagger*
*stabs the 'rock' unconscious*
Also, Tracy suddenly realizes that this whole exchange with the rock has been comically witnessed by both Stix and the shopkeeper.
>>56686
Wait, is that how the item works?
*pour booze anyway*
"Got any monster-proof satchels back there? I'm keeping this thing if it's the last thing I do, but I don't Trust it with my bag yet."
Wait, is that how the item works?
*pour booze anyway*
"Got any monster-proof satchels back there? I'm keeping this thing if it's the last thing I do, but I don't Trust it with my bag yet."
"If I promise not to sing, will you stop dangling me off the ship?"
>"Yes"
>"Yes"
>>56687
*shrugs*
"If it's small enough to carry home, I'll take it." The thief says, determined to never come out of a session empty-handed
*shrugs*
"If it's small enough to carry home, I'll take it." The thief says, determined to never come out of a session empty-handed
>>56693
Trumpaladin ponders whether he should tell Infernius that the Jews took over his mind and may yet again, but figures that there is no point in creating panic when there is is no cure
"Tell me if you have more migraines or hear strange things. But let us continue onwards"
Trumpaladin ponders whether he should tell Infernius that the Jews took over his mind and may yet again, but figures that there is no point in creating panic when there is is no cure
"Tell me if you have more migraines or hear strange things. But let us continue onwards"
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>>56695
I need to build an enclosure for it then.
May as well go build a fence around the grove at least, since thaty can be done out of session.
Tracy guys some barbed wire and decides to head over to the meadow.
>>56697
>ominous appearance
>craggy rocks
>spooky trees
Perfect for a monster-ranch.
Now all I need is some Dire goats.
I need to build an enclosure for it then.
May as well go build a fence around the grove at least, since thaty can be done out of session.
Tracy guys some barbed wire and decides to head over to the meadow.
>>56697
>ominous appearance
>craggy rocks
>spooky trees
Perfect for a monster-ranch.
Now all I need is some Dire goats.
>>56696
"Yeah."
Infernuis thinks he sure is glad that worm got out of his head."
"Brad...... uh do you mean brain worm?"
"Yeah."
Infernuis thinks he sure is glad that worm got out of his head."
"Brad...... uh do you mean brain worm?"
[1d20+5 = 19]
>>56706
This is why I want bard
Torc suddenly remembers he can fly, so fuck Snek
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh
[Ritornello]
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."
Performance check
>>56706
This is why I want bard
Torc suddenly remembers he can fly, so fuck Snek
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh
[Ritornello]
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."
Performance check
Tracy puts the rock in the jar, and leaves to put that barbed-wire fence around the meadow.
>>56710
Waves bye.
“Well, that was certainly something...”
Studies the map a bit more to plan where to go
Waves bye.
“Well, that was certainly something...”
Studies the map a bit more to plan where to go
[1d20+7 = 18]
>>56708
Eh, good enough.
Snek decides it was good enough that he won't throw Torc overboard...
But he does slap him
>>56708
Eh, good enough.
Snek decides it was good enough that he won't throw Torc overboard...
But he does slap him
[1d6+10 = 12]
>>56719
1d6+10 damage, I think, if you call that an unarmed strike from a yuge creature.
>>56719
1d6+10 damage, I think, if you call that an unarmed strike from a yuge creature.
>>56723
I'm gonna kick myself for this, but it would actually be 1d6+15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKWcIaJtS6Q
I'm gonna kick myself for this, but it would actually be 1d6+15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKWcIaJtS6Q
>>56732
Difficult to say, but it almost looks to Infernius like a strange object goes flying through the air in the distance
Difficult to say, but it almost looks to Infernius like a strange object goes flying through the air in the distance
>inb4 Tracy lands on the airship
>>56732
"Reeeee! Why are you taking me?"
>>56735
Does Trumpaladin see the UFO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8
Also Trumpaladin asks Fae to follow him
"Reeeee! Why are you taking me?"
>>56735
Does Trumpaladin see the UFO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8
Also Trumpaladin asks Fae to follow him
>>56742
The staff thuds harmlessly off of Snek.
>"Really?"
"Well sorry I'm not a strong ass constrictor"
The staff thuds harmlessly off of Snek.
>"Really?"
"Well sorry I'm not a strong ass constrictor"
Stix thanks the shopkeeper for his patience and kindness and then hits the road back to the forest.
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Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
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>mfw this morning
>hfw after she landed
>hfw after she landed
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*continues abducting brad*
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I made a thing because I'm bored.
It's unfinished because I got lazy though.
It's unfinished because I got lazy though.
>>56776
It's from this parody pic of Paprika Paca
Might try to do it better if I had a better pic of his head if I get off of my lazy ass
It's from this parody pic of Paprika Paca
Might try to do it better if I had a better pic of his head if I get off of my lazy ass
>>56780
Not what I had in mind, I was more pacing Tracy's travel so thatshe can't go off the deep end doing stuff before the weekend everyone is at the same pace.
Not what I had in mind, I was more pacing Tracy's travel so that
Gonna bake soon btw
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This is the closest I have to an 'original' (base) Infernius
GM suddenly realizes there's like ~60 threads that are sure to have,... lots
GM suddenly realizes there's like ~60 threads that are sure to have,... lots
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>tfw my old Infernius pictures are now R A R E
If I want to somersault over a character's square to land behind them, do I roll Jump or Tumble?
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