/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>56690
I want to hear more of this tbh

>>56691
Send it to the ranch

>>56693
Trumpaladin ponders whether he should tell Infernius that the Jews took over his mind and may yet again, but figures that there is no point in creating panic when there is is no cure

"Tell me if you have more migraines or hear strange things. But let us continue onwards"

>>56695
>>56695
You mean the Rock Farm?

>>56688
"Uhm, I think I have a jar that might work?" he offers.

>>56695
I need to build an enclosure for it then.
May as well go build a fence around the grove at least, since thaty can be done out of session.

Tracy guys some barbed wire and decides to head over to the meadow.
>>56697
>ominous appearance
>craggy rocks
>spooky trees
Perfect for a monster-ranch.
Now all I need is some Dire goats.

>>56698
"That'll do." Tracy says

>>56698
“Sounds a tad too breakable to me. But if it will work.”

>>56696
"Yeah."

Infernuis thinks he sure is glad that worm got out of his head."

"Brad...... uh do you mean brain worm?"

>>56694
"You sure I can't sing?"
>"I won't hold onto you when you go over the edge."
"Never mind then"

>>56702
"Yes, that is what I meant"

>>56703
I like Snek

>>56703
Torc needs to sing for the party sometime on a quest. That would be good.

>>56706
Tracy can Dance.

[1d20+5 = 19]
>>56706
This is why I want bard
Torc suddenly remembers he can fly, so fuck Snek
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh

[Ritornello]
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."

Performance check

>>56704
"Were going back to port barry."

Tracy puts the rock in the jar, and leaves to put that barbed-wire fence around the meadow.

>>56709
"Why? What is there for us? My men are in Sparintenar anyways"

>>56710
Waves bye.
“Well, that was certainly something...”
Studies the map a bit more to plan where to go

[1d20+7 = 18]
>>56708
Eh, good enough.
Snek decides it was good enough that he won't throw Torc overboard...

But he does slap him

>>56708
It was beautiful. Screw what the dice says.

>>56711
You left your men behind?

>>56716
They are in Sparintenar briefly. There was no way to take them

>>56716
"Uatchit."

>>56715
The dice did say 19 with that bonus
>>56713
Let's see...
26 with base attack...
Torc goes sprawling across the deck

[1d6+10 = 12]
>>56719
1d6+10 damage, I think, if you call that an unarmed strike from a yuge creature.

>>56720
Really?
You're gonna do this?

>>56718
"What are you doing?"

>>56721
I just felt like it. I'm bored tonight.

>>56722
"Me abduct you."
I grappled you

>>56723
You're alway bored all the time. Go post political threads on the main board. Vril retired

>>56724
"Reeeeeee! Why?"

[1d20 = 19]
>>56720
>rule-whoring in a bantz fight
<whooooof> "-KEN!"
Thez hits Tracy
>>56714
You DON'T get a +48 to grapple!

>>56723
I'm gonna kick myself for this, but it would actually be 1d6+15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKWcIaJtS6Q

>>56726
... Ouch...
*skits across the field*

>>56728
Yeah, it was the punting-fist, the one that sends the person flying rather than doing damage

>>56729
*flies*

>>56725
*flies to port barry*

>>56730
o_O

>>56732
Difficult to say, but it almost looks to Infernius like a strange object goes flying through the air in the distance

[1d20 = 13]
>>56735
Perception to get a better look

>>56732
"Reeeee! Why are you taking me?"

>>56735
Does Trumpaladin see the UFO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8

Also Trumpaladin asks Fae to follow him

>>56738
"Suspicious activity."

>>56739
"What? What are you talking about?"

>>56740
"You act strange for the last few days we been on the road."

[1d20-1 = -5]
"Damn you"
Torc swings a staff at Snek

>>56742
The staff thuds harmlessly off of Snek.
>"Really?"
"Well sorry I'm not a strong ass constrictor"

>>56741
"How am I acting strange?"

Night dudes
>passes ou

>>56745
Night

>>56745
Night faggot

>>56744
"You seem off."

>>56748
"How am I off? Am I not always like this?"

>>56749
"Shhhh. Quiet now."

Stix thanks the shopkeeper for his patience and kindness and then hits the road back to the forest.

>>56745
Night

>>56753
*fluttershy tier face*

*flies all the way to Cardishil*

>>56755
No you don't

>>56756
Yes she does

>>56757
No she doesn't

>>56758
Yes she does

>>56758
>>56759
Stop

>>56759
Nuh uh!

>>56761
Yuh huh!

>>56762
Nu huh!

*lands just outside Cardishil*

>>56763
>>56762
Ladies, you both look pretty

Tracy's faggot goes to bed.

>>56772
Good day, sir.

>>56773
Howdy friend.

*continues abducting brad*

I made a thing because I'm bored.
It's unfinished because I got lazy though.

>>56755
>>56764
Nah

>>56776
I love it.

>>56776
It's from this parody pic of Paprika Paca
Might try to do it better if I had a better pic of his head if I get off of my lazy ass

>>56777
*lands painfully in some unknown place between the Port and Cardishil*

>>56780
Not what I had in mind, I was more pacing Tracy's travel so that she can't go off the deep end doing stuff before the weekend everyone is at the same pace.

Gonna bake soon btw

>>56779
Unfortunately i dont have any of regular Infernuis.

>>56783
Yeah, I have a nasty habit of saving pics after I've butchered them

>>56784
Same

This is the closest I have to an 'original' (base) Infernius
GM suddenly realizes there's like ~60 threads that are sure to have,... lots

>>56789
Wow thats before Infernuis and thez became a couple.

>>56790
Yeah, he's got both horns too
saved

>>56791
>>56789
Thats the rarest Infernuis i think i posted that one twice.

If I want to somersault over a character's square to land behind them, do I roll Jump or Tumble?

>>56793
Yes

>>56793
Jump i think.