Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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*stuffs face with free bread*
>>55374>>55373"Well because me dont know how she invented it."
Eventually and at length, Baz makes his entrance which is joined by a militaristic chorus of applause. Blah blah, banquet. Did anyone want to interject an element into the banquet?
>>55376"Heard of her back at the asylum. Apparently she was given a special parole for her ingenuity."
>>55377Tracy growls threateningly at Baz, like you'd expect her to, but doesn't cause much of a ruckus.
>>55376"You're dodging the question, how did you Know
I wanted to make one?"
>>55377Torc would ask him "Who the fuck are you?" but that may be a bit unprofessional.
*removes former inmate from lap, and stands to smile, clap, and greet Baz*
>>55380*
absolutely removes former inmate from lap*
>>55381*whispers*
"That's their leader. Please be polite and don't get us kicked out"
>>55380*unless he gets within biting range
>>55384I would say something polite, but if he's a squirrel it'd probably require a bluff check
>>55385"Sorry about our friend, he is slightly...
slow"
>>55381"Me didn't, me was asking you if you want to make one with me."
>>55385"Shh! That's Baz"
>>55386*places arm in front of blue one*
>>55390Kek. Did you just make that?
>>55396I meant "Dancing Lights," or "Prestidigitation," not "Summon a celestial triceratops or a smol army of Fiendish giant constrictors"
[1d20+23 = 41]>>55399Damn it, Snek trys grappling Infernius to stop him
>>55401That only works after the attack.
>>55399ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeI was waiting for the right chance!
>>55401You needs feat for that: Standstill.
>>55407I call bullshit
Fae casts "Sanctuary" on Baz
>>55409She could only act after Infernius.
"Such a lovely meal"
Torc starts counting, wondering how long it will take for them to get arrested
>>55410Infernius is too far from Baz, his dexterity too low, and his dice roll too poor for that to land anyways, so it doesn't really matter anyways except that Trumpaladin is now pissed off at Infernius
>>55413Baz is 50+ feet away and you'd need to be within five feet to attempt that bullshit, so (you) can wait (you)r turn
>>55414How do we know he was 50 ft away?
>>55415Because what about
>>55377 implies "he came within 5 feet and was not seperated by a table or an honor guard or any other object"?
>>55416Meh. Infernius would've had time to get close during the blah, blah period.
>>55417That's not how important people introduce themselves. They are separated from the crowd and have guards around them. For precisely this reason
>>55418This scenario interesting.
Besides, that's not how he acted was when Tracy had a snap at him.
>>55419Because he came up close and personal to Trumpaladin trying to intimidate him. That is not what is going on here.
Also, it's not interesting, it's fucking mind numblingly stupid. I have been waiting literal months to get some basic fucking story advancements and you shit for brains keep fucking it up with your fuckery. So I'm having Trumpaladin sell out Infernius and Tracy if necessary, then proceeding with the plan after you two dumbasses realize an epic level dexterity fighter is a hell of a lot harder to defeat than you though
>>55421Mobile posters are cancer