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Hella Nuts
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.55271
55275 55281
Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.

We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;

Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot

Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
1414 replies and 105 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55375
*stuffs face with free bread*
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55376
55378 55381
>>55374
>>55373
"Well because me dont know how she invented it."
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.55377
55379 55380 55381 55385 55399 55416 55639
Eventually and at length, Baz makes his entrance which is joined by a militaristic chorus of applause. Blah blah, banquet. Did anyone want to interject an element into the banquet?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55378
>>55376
"Heard of her back at the asylum. Apparently she was given a special parole for her ingenuity."

Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55379
>>55377
Element?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55380
55383 55386
>>55377
Tracy growls threateningly at Baz, like you'd expect her to, but doesn't cause much of a ruckus.
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55381
55384 55388
>>55376
"You're dodging the question, how did you Know I wanted to make one?"
>>55377
Torc would ask him "Who the fuck are you?" but that may be a bit unprofessional.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55382
*removes former inmate from lap, and stands to smile, clap, and greet Baz*
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55383
>>55380
*absolutely removes former inmate from lap*
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55384
55387
>>55381
*whispers*
"That's their leader. Please be polite and don't get us kicked out"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55385
55387 55389
>>55377
"Holy shit a squirrel!"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55386
55389
>>55380
*unless he gets within biting range
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55387
>>55384
I would say something polite, but if he's a squirrel it'd probably require a bluff check
>>55385
"Sorry about our friend, he is slightly... slow"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55388
55393
>>55381
"Me didn't, me was asking you if you want to make one with me."
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55389
>>55385
"Shh! That's Baz"

>>55386
*places arm in front of blue one*
Anonymous
FwZax
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No.55390
55391 55392 55395
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>>55364
might as well have some fun while I wait
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55391
55393 55395
>>55390
>Actual image of Baz in historical military conflict
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55392
55394
>>55390
Kek. Did you just make that?
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55393
55396
>>55388
"Eh, sure"
>considers casting spells to impress Baz
>>55391
kek
Anonymous
FwZax
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No.55394
>>55392
Yep
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55395
55397
>>55390
>>55391
>Those helicopters are manned by rebels trying to bomb his bread-redistributing ass
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55396
55398
>>55393
Not in doors, please
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55397
55402
>>55395
>Implying the rebels could acquire mi26s any more easily than they could get a loaf of bread
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55398
>>55396
I meant "Dancing Lights," or "Prestidigitation," not "Summon a celestial triceratops or a smol army of Fiendish giant constrictors"
dJc2Y
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No.55399
55400 55401 55404 55406 55654
[1d20 = 8]
>>55377
*bites squirrels head*

Anonymous
FwZax
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No.55400
55654
>>55399
That escalated quickly.
hSpxi
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No.55401
55403 55407 55654
[1d20+23 = 41]
>>55399
Damn it, Snek trys grappling Infernius to stop him
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55402
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>>55397
That's beside the point.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55403
55405
>>55401
That only works after the attack.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55404
>>55399
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
I was waiting for the right chance!
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55405
>>55403
>sigh
Cancel that then
So5+V
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No.55406
55408
[1d20 = 14]
>>55399
Rope of Entanglement
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55407
55408 55409
>>55401
You needs feat for that: Standstill.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55408
>>55406
>>55407

Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55409
55410
>>55407
I call bullshit

Fae casts "Sanctuary" on Baz
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55410
55412
>>55409
She could only act after Infernius.
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55411
"Such a lovely meal"
Torc starts counting, wondering how long it will take for them to get arrested
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55412
55413 55654
>>55410
Infernius is too far from Baz, his dexterity too low, and his dice roll too poor for that to land anyways, so it doesn't really matter anyways except that Trumpaladin is now pissed off at Infernius
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55413
55414
>>55412
Wait your turn.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55414
55415
>>55413
Baz is 50+ feet away and you'd need to be within five feet to attempt that bullshit, so (you) can wait (you)r turn
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55415
55416
>>55414
How do we know he was 50 ft away?
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55416
55417
>>55415
Because what about >>55377 implies "he came within 5 feet and was not seperated by a table or an honor guard or any other object"?

Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55417
55418 55654
>>55416
Meh. Infernius would've had time to get close during the blah, blah period.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55418
55419
>>55417
That's not how important people introduce themselves. They are separated from the crowd and have guards around them. For precisely this reason
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55419
55420 55421
>>55418
This scenario interesting.
Besides, that's not how he acted was when Tracy had a snap at him.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55420
55424 55654
>>55419
Because he came up close and personal to Trumpaladin trying to intimidate him. That is not what is going on here.

Also, it's not interesting, it's fucking mind numblingly stupid. I have been waiting literal months to get some basic fucking story advancements and you shit for brains keep fucking it up with your fuckery. So I'm having Trumpaladin sell out Infernius and Tracy if necessary, then proceeding with the plan after you two dumbasses realize an epic level dexterity fighter is a hell of a lot harder to defeat than you though
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55421
55422
>>55419
*is more interesting
Damn mobile..
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55422
55423
>>55421
Mobile posters are cancer
Anonymous
FwZax
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No.55423
Spoilered
>>55422
oh... ok...
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55424
55425 55426
>>55420
>selling out Infernuis
Noted.