Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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>>55321What is the matter with you? Bringing a dead dog to a dinner banquet! Have you lost your mind?
>>55321"Well, it may yet succeed. You'll need to convince them that the Court is somehow Jewish. But the thing is, I don't know anything about the Court. That's really more of why I am here. To figure out what the hell is going on"
>>55327The court is Jewish though.
Infernius would have enough ranks in Knowledge religion to explain it too.
>>55328If you want to explain something in character, go right ahead. In the meantime, my character thinks the court city is partly undead and is lead by a kind of magical Joker
>>55324Dead?
>>55327"Me will look around the court for (((courruption)))."
>>55330"No, I mean the people who attacked our city. Hell, who held you hostage. They are unambiguously evil"
>>55324"They don't like the display of human remains for some reason"
>>55330I'm teasing about how Infernius has neglected to specifically feed/interact with
>>55331"Oh me thought you meant court system."
"When does that squirrel get here?" Tracy says impatiently
>>55335"So who in charge around here?"
What's actually going on though?
>>55336Squirrel?
>>55337"One they call Baz. A superb fighter, and a pretty knowledgeable and virtuous leader, as best as I can tell. I met him last time I was here"
>>55338"Where did you get that dog from?"
>>55337"A tree rat..." Tracy grumbles
>>55342Is he still walking through the forest?
>>55345"Who else like stabbing as much as her."
>>55342I walked right into that one.
Torc pets Snek, wondering what's going on
>>55344Stix? Yeah, with the promise of these Gibberniggers I keep hearing so much about attacking.
>>55346"When did she give you the dog?"
*Pets kitty to calm her down, as she seems to be getting worked up in a theological argument with some Sparentinar citizen*
>>55349>is right there"Just now. The poor thing's been wandering around the tower alone all this time because the dumb bull forgot about it. I figured I'd take it for a walk."
>>55352"I haven't seen her..."
>>55351"Gah! When did you get here?"
>>55353*gasps waist*
"I got lonely, so I came here with you." she says
>>55354Trumpaladin is baffled as to why she went right up to Infernius to hand him a dog, but didn't even say hi to him, so he looks at her in a bit of bafflement
"okay"
*cautiously puts hand on head in a sort of petting motion*
"So when is this banquet gonna start?"
Torc holds up the sketches from Saw hoers, delivered by murder hoers
"I wanna go talk about these"
>>55356*eats more free bread*
*tells Fae to calm down, since she is still arguing*
>*is still waiting for Baz*
>>55360Of course there are! It's Greek hospitality
>>55359"It's not the same now is it? Not that I expected it to last forever. Feels like such a shame, but maybe it's better this way"
\r
>>55361"Uh, so far I've seen trebuchet ammunition of the explosive variety"
>>55365Does Infernius even know what a rocket is?
>>55366They had rocketry in germaneigh.
>>55365"What? You know about rockets?"
Torc then realizes something
"And how did
you know that I was interested in them?"
No metafagging Trumpaladin turns to Tracy
"Do you still want to be friends?"
>>55369"My friend Aryanne had scientist who invented it."
>>55371"Fair enough, but why you asking me? I was considering trying to build one, but I haven't started"
>>55372*picks up pony, and sets her in his lap*
>>55371"uh huh"