Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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>>55271>except Thez. ;_;Torc will gladly trade places
>>55275You could just go to Krenshal now.
Can Tracy check out the stables now?
>>55277That would mean Infernius doesn't want Thez in Sparintenar
>>55276I could, but I have a feeling the banquet will be story important
>>55279Thez needs to protect port barry.
>>55271Reminder of what Trump does before Renquist and Baz arrive
>>54654 → https://youtu.be/7bzG8JQn-pI>forgot BGM in OP ~_~>>55281TY 4 reminder. Does his speech involve admitting that Kefka may be alive?
>>55283No, that he's saving for the leaders of the City. But the speech does involve the glory of Football
>>55282I don't know
>>55283I already spent 20 hours of my life on this thing! I’m not gonna...
*watches again*
Can make use Intimidate and Bluff checks on multiple subjects at once too?
>>55283What are the stables like?
>>55288Calm down. He'll get to you
>>55285He was with you during the flight over there.
>>55289I’ll just watch the opening part a whole bunch to make up for the fact I’m not crazy about the metal.
>>55286U don't have to watch anon, you could just run it in the bg
>>55288They're like areas designed to house horses and other livestock, generally stocked with hay, oats, alfalfa, and lots of salt.
>>55293How many animals in total?
>>55293While you're busy figuring out the precise layout and nature of Sparentinar cavalry, don't forget Trumpaladin is wait for the arrival of important people to talk to
*sips from the glass of water that is generally provided at such banquets before the main food is served*
*Eats free bread*
>>55296They are based on ancient Sparta. They're basically Communists
Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njV0hsOc0g8 >>55297
>Keep your pants on
But it's Tracy, and not Trumpaladin in the stable
>>55294Eh why?
>>55295Yes, yes, keep ur pants on
>>55300Do they have a lot of warhorses? Is the city's cavalry well-stocked?
>>55300*Pants remain on as he eats bread*
*Notices codpiece on new set of armor is missing... Tries to make it less noticeable*
>>55302Use the hat.
It's a Hat of Glammering: it makes you look dressed to impress, even when you're not.
>>55295*puts arm around paladin*
"Brad what this place culture like?"
>>55305"Austere and Utilitarian. Very Militaristic. Very ordered, and collectivistic. Pretty well advanced technologically, but no magic. Not much luxury or fun. Mostly a well functioning society I would say"
>>55302Why is his cod-piece missing? Nevermind.
>>55301Is that what you're looking to determine? Could you perhaps offer more info with regard to your intentions?
>>55307"How do they feel about (((Foreign))) influence)))?"
>>55308Just give vague descriptions back like "horses that seemed to be trained for war tend to be lighter riding horses, suggesting a doctrine of light cavalry, perhaps for an army where infantry are the centerpiece, and cavalry are a complement rather than a core. Utility horses likewise tend to be light, although some draft horses for heavier loads exist"
Okay I'll shut up now
>>55308>cod-pieceTracy stole it, again.
>IntentionsMostly figured a horse's first judgement of a city would be based on the condition of the other horses, and Tracy is just looking around to learn some more about the place.
Also, I might want to try to convince them to put on horse shows, if they're so desperate for entertainment. >>55309They have a squirrel with a bazooka for that
>>55310That's not bad, but I'm going with "Tracy wouldn't be led to the officers/military stables, so this information is not available outside an unecessarily extensive side-quest that the same objectives can be achieved by asking questions rather than snooping."
>>55309"They don't like it. They are autarkic and seem to have existed mostly as an isolated culture"
>>55312I know, Infernuis doesnt.
>>55313That's a better answer than mine
>>55314"Hmmm, maybe they listen to my message."
*accidentally takes a bit of steak*
>>55317"I'm not so sure. The thing is, they don't really have any compelling need for nat soc, because their society is already basically nat soc. They are not being oppressed by jews. They are not being bullied by foreign powers... Well, they are being bullied by
one very important foreign power. And they aren't in a serious economic crisis. But you can try I guess"
>>55313I'd get frustrated and end up killing a bunch of people, so I may as well give up on that then...
>>55296Tracy delivers the papers.
"It's from Woody." she says flatly
>>55317*gives dog*
>>55319"Woody?"
Torc looks over them real quick
"Oh, her. Thanks for the delivery"
>>55318"Me probably fail anyway..."
>>55319*talks to dog to see if she can be awakened*
Wait, are the currently at the banquet?