/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>56678
*spooked human expression*

>>56678
"Wait a minute.... Have you been experiencing migraines?"

>>56681
"Yea me have one ringing in head now."

>>56674
Mimics are aesthetically one of my favorite creatures.
>>56679
>Implying I didn't already think of that

"He'd make an excellent rogue..." Tracy says a bit angrily, nursing her injured snoot, and picking up the unconscious creature with the magick hand

>>56682
"Goddamn it....

I don't know what to do"

>>56684
"Why? What wrong?"

>>56683
Its now stuck to the magick hand

Also, Tracy suddenly realizes that this whole exchange with the rock has been comically witnessed by both Stix and the shopkeeper.

>>56686
Wait, is that how the item works?
*pour booze anyway*
"Got any monster-proof satchels back there? I'm keeping this thing if it's the last thing I do, but I don't Trust it with my bag yet."

>>56685
"The worm, remember?"

"If I promise not to sing, will you stop dangling me off the ship?"
>"Yes"

>>56687
*shrugs*
"If it's small enough to carry home, I'll take it." The thief says, determined to never come out of a session empty-handed

>>56690
Kek

>>56689
"No me not know about worm."

>>56690
I want to hear more of this tbh

>>56691
Send it to the ranch

>>56693
Trumpaladin ponders whether he should tell Infernius that the Jews took over his mind and may yet again, but figures that there is no point in creating panic when there is is no cure

"Tell me if you have more migraines or hear strange things. But let us continue onwards"

>>56695
>>56695
You mean the Rock Farm?

>>56688
"Uhm, I think I have a jar that might work?" he offers.

>>56695
I need to build an enclosure for it then.
May as well go build a fence around the grove at least, since thaty can be done out of session.

Tracy guys some barbed wire and decides to head over to the meadow.
>>56697
>ominous appearance
>craggy rocks
>spooky trees
Perfect for a monster-ranch.
Now all I need is some Dire goats.

>>56698
"That'll do." Tracy says

>>56698
“Sounds a tad too breakable to me. But if it will work.”

>>56696
"Yeah."

Infernuis thinks he sure is glad that worm got out of his head."

"Brad...... uh do you mean brain worm?"

>>56694
"You sure I can't sing?"
>"I won't hold onto you when you go over the edge."
"Never mind then"

>>56702
"Yes, that is what I meant"

>>56703
I like Snek

>>56703
Torc needs to sing for the party sometime on a quest. That would be good.

>>56706
Tracy can Dance.

[1d20+5 = 19]
>>56706
This is why I want bard
Torc suddenly remembers he can fly, so fuck Snek
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh

[Ritornello]
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."

Performance check

>>56704
"Were going back to port barry."

Tracy puts the rock in the jar, and leaves to put that barbed-wire fence around the meadow.

>>56709
"Why? What is there for us? My men are in Sparintenar anyways"

>>56710
Waves bye.
“Well, that was certainly something...”
Studies the map a bit more to plan where to go

[1d20+7 = 18]
>>56708
Eh, good enough.
Snek decides it was good enough that he won't throw Torc overboard...

But he does slap him

>>56708
It was beautiful. Screw what the dice says.

>>56711
You left your men behind?

>>56716
They are in Sparintenar briefly. There was no way to take them

>>56716
"Uatchit."

>>56715
The dice did say 19 with that bonus
>>56713
Let's see...
26 with base attack...
Torc goes sprawling across the deck

[1d6+10 = 12]
>>56719
1d6+10 damage, I think, if you call that an unarmed strike from a yuge creature.

>>56720
Really?
You're gonna do this?

>>56718
"What are you doing?"

>>56721
I just felt like it. I'm bored tonight.

>>56722
"Me abduct you."
I grappled you

>>56723
You're alway bored all the time. Go post political threads on the main board. Vril retired

>>56724
"Reeeeeee! Why?"

[1d20 = 19]
>>56720
>rule-whoring in a bantz fight
<whooooof> "-KEN!"
Thez hits Tracy
>>56714
You DON'T get a +48 to grapple!

>>56723
I'm gonna kick myself for this, but it would actually be 1d6+15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKWcIaJtS6Q

>>56726
... Ouch...
*skits across the field*

>>56728
Yeah, it was the punting-fist, the one that sends the person flying rather than doing damage