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Hella Nuts
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.55271
55275 55281
Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.

We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;

Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot

Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
1414 replies and 101 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55967
>>55966
If he's not going to say anything, can I go find those ogres?
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55968
55969
images (1).jpg
>>55966
>she used to do that to him...
Anonymous
UOr/6
?
No.55969
>>55968
Is duing
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55970
55971 55975
NUERmap.png
>>55965
kek, almost liek Trump is addressing GM and LF
Note the perimeter of locales designated Sil along the map
>>55966
Ooooh, ur right, and u have dubs. "A frightful mess I'm afraid!" he sys worriedly.

Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55971
55973
>>55970
Tracy is visibly bored
"How messy?" she asks?
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55972
55974 55976
>>55923
Am i covered in goo?
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55973
55983
>>55971
"Well Taylor hasn't been heard from in weeks, and we already have a delinquent contract!"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55974
>>55972
No, just Trump
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55975
55977
>>55970
"Five cities. Indeed. Who are they, and why do they oppose him?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55976
56006
>>55972
"What kind of contact?" she asks, nonchalantly
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55977
55980
>>55975
Try 7, if u count Silwood and Wulfsil
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55978
55981 55983 55985
Torc looks around and rubs his eyes
"huh? where am I again?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55979
55980 55985
"And why is there no cake?" Tracy says to nobody in particular, cursing her unpredictable cravings.

Just for the record, bloating up won't impede her dexterity, will it?
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55980
55985
>>55977
"Incredible. Are they united as one?"

>>55979
Well, she's pregnant....
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55981
55982 55984
>>55978
"At a 'party' with no cake. You missed the clown."
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.55982
>>55981
"Clown and no cake? This is a shitty fookin party"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55983
55984
>>55973
"Squirrel how you have intelligence?"
>>55978
"Sprtania"
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55984
55986 55987 55990
>>55981
Is she near?

"I can get you some cake, pony"

>>55983
Trumpaladin gives a nasty look at Infernius, like he just said something racial insensitive in public
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.55985
55988 55994 55995 56002
>>55979
Not immediately
>>55978
Its a banquet, still, though the part are acting more somber than the surrounding military.
>>55980
"I don't know. They have always repelled our involvement, as we are within the Emperor's land. Perhaps they might reconsider if you presented yourselves,... or perhaps they might be incentivized?" Baz says with a slightly clever expression.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55986
>>55984
*doesn't acknowledge look*
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55987
55988
>>55984
*whirls around*
"Oh, that'd be so sweet of you, ~Flashy."
So5+V
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No.55988
55989 55991 56012
[1d20+19 = 20]
>>55985
"I see. What kind of 'incentive' do you have in mind? I'm guessing they have been able to repel the emperor"

>>55987
HUGS!
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55989
>>55988
....
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55990
55992 55993
1225761__safe_artist-colon-an-dash-m_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_face_female_frown_looking up_pony_reaction image_simple background_solo_tra.png
>>55984
>racial insensitive
>literal nazi
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55991
55992
>>55988
Where'd that +19 come from?
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55992
55996 55997 55998 56001
058366b0_d5fa_de85_4b98_d52b144ee63f.jpg
>>55990
"The Democrats are the real racists"

>>55991
+17 base attack, +2 strength. Same as a grapple, but it's a hug
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55993
1519466300430.jpg
>>55990

Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.55994
56004
>>55985
Oh, still the banquet.
Would some magic tricks impress the crowd?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55995
56006 56009
>>55985
Tracy continues to ask the minister for details.
"... So.. just what do you guys do for entertainment around here?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.55996
56002
867128__safe_artist-colon-accu_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_bust_face_gritted teeth_mad_portrait_reaction image_show accurate_simple background_so.png
>>55992
>"The Democrats are the real racists"
No, we are, goddammit!
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55997
56002
>>55992
Can str make an attack more likely to land?
I thought you still have to land the touch attack before you begin the grapple.

Just wanna know for future reference.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.55998
56007
>>55992
"Fuck you, me real racist!"
Anonymous
hHaB2
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No.55999
Football
Anonymous
hHaB2
?
No.56000
Praise Epona
Anonymous
hSpxi
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No.56001
56003 56007
>>55992
"I can say something racist. FUCK NIGGERS"
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56002
56009 56012
>>55996
Kek

>>55997
Uh, yes

Yeah, but the 3.5 system is freaking complex and it's a hug, not a real attack, so one dice roll

>>55985
"I must say , I am very fond of walls, so tell me all you can about the sil-wall"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.56003
56005
>>56001
"I despise yaks!"
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.56004
56006
>>55994
No
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56005
56008
>>56003
"Zebras should be burned"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56006
>>56004
>>55995
>>55976

Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56007
56008
>>56001
>>55998
"Am I going to have to disavow you on television or something?"
*sighs*
"I'm sure I'll hear about this on the New York Times..."
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.56008
56010 56012
>>56005
>>56007
"Burn zebras, what what newyork times?"
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.56009
56011 56012
>>56002
Grapple is actually precisely the rule 4 hugs
>>55995
"Well ordinarily we leave that to our contracted talent, but Ms. Swift hasn't shown hide nor hair. Additionally no one can remember the strange purple woman who adorns some posters that have been removed, but there is a lingering yet subtle feeling anticipation upon recollection. Basically, we do not contract the talent, so much as the talent contracts us," he says, throwing up his hands apologetically.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56010
>>56008
*wait
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56011
56017
>>56009
>Purple woman
"... Sounds familiar for some reason..
.. How do you organize these 'contracts'?"
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56012
56013
>>56009
>>55988
>>56002

>>56008
"Pfft! Nothing more than a purveyor of Fake News from the legacy media. But very powerful"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56013
56014 56015
>>56012
"Who own it?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.56014
press merchant.jpg
>>56013
>(((Who)))
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56015
56016
>>56013
"I was never a stock holder, so I never paid attention to such things. But it was a leftist propaganda outlet in what it produced"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56016
56018 56019
>>56015
"Hmm most jews are left leaning."