Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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>>55966If he's not going to say anything, can I go find those ogres?
>>55965kek, almost liek Trump is addressing GM and LF
Note the perimeter of locales designated Sil along the map
>>55966Ooooh, ur right, and u have dubs. "A frightful mess I'm afraid!" he sys worriedly.
>>55971"Well Taylor hasn't been heard from in weeks, and we already have a delinquent contract!"
>>55970"Five cities. Indeed. Who are they, and why do they oppose him?"
>>55972"What kind of contact?" she asks, nonchalantly
>>55975Try 7, if u count Silwood and Wulfsil
Torc looks around and rubs his eyes
"huh? where am I again?"
"And why is there no cake?" Tracy says to nobody in particular, cursing her unpredictable cravings.
Just for the record, bloating up won't impede her dexterity, will it?
>>55977"Incredible. Are they united as one?"
>>55979Well, she's pregnant....
>>55978"At a 'party' with no cake. You missed the clown."
>>55981"Clown and no cake? This is a shitty fookin party"
>>55973"Squirrel how you have intelligence?"
>>55978"Sprtania"
>>55981Is she near?
"I can get you some cake, pony"
>>55983Trumpaladin gives a nasty look at Infernius, like he just said something racial insensitive in public
>>55979Not immediately
>>55978Its a banquet, still, though the part are acting more somber than the surrounding military.
>>55980"I don't know. They have always repelled our involvement, as we are within the Emperor's land. Perhaps they might reconsider if you presented yourselves,... or perhaps they might be incentivized?" Baz says with a slightly clever expression.
>>55984*doesn't acknowledge look*
>>55984*whirls around*
"Oh, that'd be so sweet of you, ~Flashy."
[1d20+19 = 20]>>55985"I see. What kind of 'incentive' do you have in mind? I'm guessing they have been able to repel the emperor"
>>55987HUGS!
>>55988Where'd that +19 come from?
>>55990"The Democrats are the
real racists"
>>55991+17 base attack, +2 strength. Same as a grapple, but it's a hug
>>55985Oh, still the banquet.
Would some magic tricks impress the crowd?
>>55985Tracy continues to ask the minister for details.
"... So.. just what do you guys do for entertainment around here?"
>>55992Can str make an attack more likely to land?
I thought you still have to land the touch attack before you begin the grapple.
Just wanna know for future reference.
>>55992"Fuck you, me real racist!"
>>55992"I can say something racist.
FUCK NIGGERS"
>>55996Kek
>>55997Uh, yes
Yeah, but the 3.5 system is freaking complex and it's a hug, not a real attack, so one dice roll
>>55985"I must say , I am very fond of walls, so tell me all you can about the sil-wall"
>>56003"Zebras should be burned"
>>56001>>55998"Am I going to have to disavow you on television or something?"
*sighs*
"I'm sure I'll hear about this on the New York Times..."
>>56005>>56007"Burn zebras, what what newyork times?"
>>56002Grapple is actually precisely the rule 4 hugs
>>55995"Well ordinarily we leave that to our contracted talent, but Ms. Swift hasn't shown hide nor hair. Additionally no one can remember the strange purple woman who adorns some posters that have been removed, but there is a lingering yet subtle feeling anticipation upon recollection. Basically, we do not contract the talent, so much as the talent contracts
us," he says, throwing up his hands apologetically.
>>56009>Purple woman"... Sounds familiar for some reason..
.. How do you organize these 'contracts'?"
>>56009>>55988>>56002>>56008"Pfft! Nothing more than a purveyor of Fake News from the legacy media. But very powerful"
>>56013"I was never a stock holder, so I never paid attention to such things. But it was a leftist propaganda outlet in what it produced"
>>56015"Hmm most jews are left leaning."