Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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>>56576
What’s this about?
>>56577Shit post thread I made a very long time ago, in a different era, and a greatly different set of circumstances
>>56578Just thinking about the good ole days huh?
>>56579At that time it wasn't. But yeah. pretty much
>>56580What was going on then that you would say it wasn’t good? Newfag remember, just curious.
>>56582
Sorry to hear that. You haven’t had much luck with all of his have you?
Why do I get the feeling I missed something significant?
>>56570This is the medicine ball size, right?
>>56588I saw those too, but I wasn't sure which kind he meant.
The metallic ones are golf-ball sized (fine), while the leather ones are dive-grass ball sized (diminutive).
>>56589I think he was referring to the big ones.
>>56590... That's somewhat less convenient...
>>56593I was going to make it into a wallet, but this is just as good.
>>56596O-okay..
Is that the correct size?
>>56597No. Those are Ben Wa balls. A medicine ball is ~ the size of a basketball.
[1d20+1 = 10]>>56598Rolling to pull this thing off
>>56599I don't think that succeeded...
[1d20+24 = 39]>>56600Intimidate check
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Let go!"
>>56599>>56600It didn't, but the hoof that grabbed it is now stuck to it, as though with glue.
*is rolling around in the dirt trying to get the thing off*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
>>56604Knock yourself out, but be warned; mimics are covered in glue. Anything that contacts it will be stuck fast.
>>56601Intimidate is one of Tracy's most advanced skills.
I have no idea how high its hit dice are though, because looking-up monsters is for faggots.
[1d20 = 13]>>56606Tracy gets on her hind hooves and slams both forehooves down on it with all of her weight (unarmed strike, I think).
[1d20 = 11]>>56608"You let go, you stupid rock!"
>>56601That worked btw, but unfortunately, intimidate has no effect on the glue. Neither does beating it I'm afraid.
>Is halfway to Cardishil with nobody around
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Tracy cries out to nobody in particular
Tracy attempts to wash-off the glue with Gatorade.
>>56611>gatoradeRly? She thinks that'd work then?
>>56612Tracy doesn't now shit about mimics, so I figured she'd just try to wash it off.
She has alchemist fire and vials of acid too, but I she doesn't want to hurt herself.
>>56613There are mundane substances that will remove the glue, but gatorade isn't it.
>>56614Yeah, but Tracy doesn't know that.
Can I roll a knowledge check to guess what might work?
>>56616Brad would've "guessed" what to do because bullshit.
>>56619Nope...
"Well then, you tenacious little faggot. Looks like we're going to stay together for quite some time.."
Tracy hops down the path on "three" legs.
>>56620A sensible pony would turn around and ask someone.. But Tracy really doesn't want to turn around when she's already come so far...
>9 Wis*hops through Pip*
>>56622Hey, that's where Stix is at the moment
Hobbles past shop
*enters shop*
*huff* "Hey.. Do you guys have any solvent in stock?"
>>56625Upon entering the shop, Tracy notices several things. For one, Stix is present, and making conversation with the shopkeep. The second is that this is
so not the shopkeeper who was here last time she was here. The last guy was a tall overweight, bald, white guy. THIS is a short, skinny brown-guy.
Both turn to look at Tracy, and the shopkeeper looks back at Stix. "Uhm,... are you associated?" he says while questioning his sanity.
>>56626>associated"Not really, but we've met."
>>56624*turns to Stix*
"Hey, you're still alive."
>>56626Tracy puts both front hooves and the *rock* on the counter
"I need something to fix this."
>>56627The shopkeeper looks at the "this" in question and chuckles. "That's probably the smallest mimic I've ever seen. It doesn't even realize that it can't feasibly eat you!" he laughs. "Hold on, I think we have some alcohol to put on the slime." he says, retreating to another room.
>>56628"A mimic huh.." Tracy says, peering at the creature