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Hella Nuts
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.55271
55275 55281
Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.

We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;

Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot

Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
1414 replies and 105 files omitted.
Anonymous
FwZax
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No.56577
56578
>>56576
What’s this about?
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56578
56579
>>56577
Shit post thread I made a very long time ago, in a different era, and a greatly different set of circumstances
Anonymous
FwZax
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No.56579
56580
>>56578
Just thinking about the good ole days huh?
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.56580
56581
>>56579
At that time it wasn't. But yeah. pretty much
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56581
>>56580
What was going on then that you would say it wasn’t good? Newfag remember, just curious.
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56583
>>56582
Sorry to hear that. You haven’t had much luck with all of his have you?
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.56585
56586
Why do I get the feeling I missed something significant?
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56586
>>56585
Nah, your fine.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56587
56588 56596
87602931.jpg
>>56570
This is the medicine ball size, right?
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.56588
56589
all3.jpg.cf.jpg
>>56587
No.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56589
56590
>>56588
I saw those too, but I wasn't sure which kind he meant.
The metallic ones are golf-ball sized (fine), while the leather ones are dive-grass ball sized (diminutive).
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.56590
56591
>>56589
I think he was referring to the big ones.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.56591
56593
>>56590
... That's somewhat less convenient...
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56593
56594
>>56591
It shouldnt be to bad.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.56594
56595
>>56593
I was going to make it into a wallet, but this is just as good.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56595
>>56594
Good idea.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56596
56597
>>56587
Lewd

Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56597
56598
>>56596
O-okay..
Is that the correct size?
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.56598
56599
>>56597
No. Those are Ben Wa balls. A medicine ball is ~ the size of a basketball.
hHaB2
?
No.56599
56600 56602
[1d20+1 = 10]
>>56598
Rolling to pull this thing off
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56600
56601 56602
>>56599
I don't think that succeeded...
hHaB2
?
No.56601
56607 56610
[1d20+24 = 39]
>>56600
Intimidate check
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Let go!"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56602
56603
>>56599
>>56600
It didn't, but the hoof that grabbed it is now stuck to it, as though with glue.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56603
56605
>>56602
[reeeeeing intensifies]
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56604
56606
*is rolling around in the dirt trying to get the thing off*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.56605
>>56603
*keks for some reason*
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56606
56608
>>56604
Knock yourself out, but be warned; mimics are covered in glue. Anything that contacts it will be stuck fast.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56607
>>56601
Intimidate is one of Tracy's most advanced skills.
I have no idea how high its hit dice are though, because looking-up monsters is for faggots.
hHaB2
?
No.56608
56609
[1d20 = 13]
>>56606
Tracy gets on her hind hooves and slams both forehooves down on it with all of her weight (unarmed strike, I think).

hHaB2
?
No.56609
[1d20 = 11]
>>56608
"You let go, you stupid rock!"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56610
>>56601
That worked btw, but unfortunately, intimidate has no effect on the glue. Neither does beating it I'm afraid.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
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No.56611
56612
>Is halfway to Cardishil with nobody around
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Tracy cries out to nobody in particular

Tracy attempts to wash-off the glue with Gatorade.
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.56612
56613
>>56611
>gatorade
Rly? She thinks that'd work then?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56613
56614 56616
>>56612
Tracy doesn't now shit about mimics, so I figured she'd just try to wash it off.
She has alchemist fire and vials of acid too, but I she doesn't want to hurt herself.
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.56614
56615 56616
>>56613
There are mundane substances that will remove the glue, but gatorade isn't it.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56615
56618
>>56614
Yeah, but Tracy doesn't know that.
Can I roll a knowledge check to guess what might work?
Anonymous
dJc2Y
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No.56616
56617
1519324243840.png
>>56614
>>56613
>tfw im with trump and tracy isnt.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56617
>>56616
Brad would've "guessed" what to do because bullshit.
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.56618
56619
>>56615
Sure
hHaB2
?
No.56619
56620
[1d20+4 = 11]
>>56618
Rolling
Mod is for headband.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56620
56621 56622
>>56619
Nope...
"Well then, you tenacious little faggot. Looks like we're going to stay together for quite some time.."
Tracy hops down the path on "three" legs.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56621
>>56620
>bitey mimic noises
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56622
56623
>>56620
A sensible pony would turn around and ask someone.. But Tracy really doesn't want to turn around when she's already come so far...
>9 Wis
*hops through Pip*
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56623
56624
>>56622
Hey, that's where Stix is at the moment
Anonymous
FwZax
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No.56624
56627
>>56623
Neat
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56625
56626
Hobbles past shop
*enters shop*
*huff* "Hey.. Do you guys have any solvent in stock?"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56626
56627
>>56625
Upon entering the shop, Tracy notices several things. For one, Stix is present, and making conversation with the shopkeep. The second is that this is so not the shopkeeper who was here last time she was here. The last guy was a tall overweight, bald, white guy. THIS is a short, skinny brown-guy.
Both turn to look at Tracy, and the shopkeeper looks back at Stix. "Uhm,... are you associated?" he says while questioning his sanity.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56627
56628
>>56626
>associated
"Not really, but we've met."
>>56624
*turns to Stix*
"Hey, you're still alive."
>>56626
Tracy puts both front hooves and the *rock* on the counter
"I need something to fix this."
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56628
56629
>>56627
The shopkeeper looks at the "this" in question and chuckles. "That's probably the smallest mimic I've ever seen. It doesn't even realize that it can't feasibly eat you!" he laughs. "Hold on, I think we have some alcohol to put on the slime." he says, retreating to another room.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56629
56630
>>56628
"A mimic huh.." Tracy says, peering at the creature