Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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>>55809Tracy leaves the building while everyone is distracted staring at the cosplaying freak.
>>55810"Ha me knew that pyramid was no good! Me am too smart for you kefka."
>>55811All seem interested in Infernius continuing.
>>55810"So why are so many of your rivals for power in the Court City undead? Is that the whole regime?"
>>55812>move silently =/= hidingTracy very silently, but also rather obviously, exits the scene.
>>55815"Well everyone else DIES! No one is powerful enough! No one knows the order of chaos like the undead," he laughs.
>>55814(((They))) sifen off your gold and send it to their land. And not just the court city but presumably spartania as well.
>>55816See
>>55781She hid under the tables right before he materialized.
>>55817"Do you know who these airship riding pirates are?"
>>55816Tracy decks it for the mountains.
And she brings Sparkle.
>>55821"Pirates? I don't know of pirates being a nuisance. Your game must be weak!" he rofls in midair.
>>55820Oh fine, no one notices Tracy leave
>>55819Very
>>55818"Oh? I'm curious to hear more of this."
>>55823"So you don't even know who these people flying around in expensive luxury airships pillaging your lands are? I though you liked to exact tribute?"
>>55822*runs off at safe distance towards the mountains*
>>55825"Oh please, my empire doesn't cover the
whole planet, that'd be too much to fuss over!"
>>55828"Come again? I was expecting more"
>>55829Kefka is pretty whitepilled.
He might have the power to take over or destroy most things, but he wouldn't take more than he could without having to stress over trying to actually rule, because that'd just be a bother.
>>55830He always seemed more interested in destroying things than actually ruling them.
>>55828"Kefka let me ask you about your relationship with the (((rats)))"
>>55829"Too much to fuss over? Who is fussing with you?"
Tracy returns to the mountain trail.
>>55829"More? You think
I'm the only supremely powerful interest in the world?"
>>55832"I don't care for rats. Bottom-feeders and agents of attrition. I prefer direct and exciting chaos to slow degeneracy."
>>55834And she can do that in a few hours. Because she just fucking left Sparintenar
>>55835"Well I know you aren't, I saw several other powerful interests myself. Who Are they?"
>>55834She goes to where she last saw that herd.
>>55835Trumpaladin sits down in a seat, sighs, and looks at Kefka. "Who are these assholes?"
>>55835"Look me gonna be straight forward kefka, me respect you will to action me feel like we could be friends or at least allies.but why you so evil?
What if me told you they're agents in your court working for they're own goals?
>>55838"Oh yes, I come to one of your parties, and you assume I'm just going to cough up information."
>>55839"And what if ME told you that I don't really care? They do what I tell them cuz otherwise smite! And I do prefer smiting those who put up a fight,...." he says with a sinister grin.
*continues towards the mountains*
"I wonder if Stix got eaten yet..." she ponders to herself.
>>55840Trumpaladin extends the bread basket to Kefka
"But when you leave the room, they scheme against you, don't they?"
>>55842He waves his hand absently. "They scheme, what of it?"
>>55840"You are fool you cosplaying faggot! you know nothing of the sneakiness of these usury of these filthy parasitic kikes!"
>>55841Meanwhile, Stix wonders why this tree is so fascinating...
>>55843"I know the feeling. I know what it's like for your allies to abandon you right at the time you need them the most"
Trumpaladin looks around
"Where the hell is Tracy? Did she seriously just leave us for dead?! Anyways, i know what it is like to be schemed against, and betrayed. They are friendly, even helpful for so long. They wait for a moment when you are weak. Only when you are experiencing your worst do they strike. They kick you when you are down. I know the anxiety"
I wonder what kind of uber-spells Kefka prefers.
He sounds like the type to enjoy big, flashy evocations, like Hellball or Animus Blizzard.
>>55846Tracy's only other in-character response would've been to stab. It's better that she left.
>>55848She was his only getaway option
>>55849Wrong. we still have uatchit.
>>55846Kefka yawns obvious. "Bo-ring, I had ho"I ped there would me more excitement. Perhaps cake. Alas. Too-da-loo!" and with that, his form spins amongst its self inwardly, and then vanishes.
*hoped there
Idk what happened
>>55852Inwardly, only to himself, Trumpaladin says "CRITICAL HIT." He looks over for Baz and for Infernius
>>55856>>55857"Unbelieveable! You see that people he doesnt care about his court or anyone unfortunate enough to be there! He Doesnt want to hear about the courruption that follows these agents of filth and darkness everywhere they go! And me have feeling theyre some in your fine city!"
>>55859Hes yelling this to the room.