With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>37066i was with the 420th Dank meme Battalion.
>>37064Tracy and Trump are able to collectively prevent penetration of the main gate. Infernius and his Gestapo - Heil Hitler - make short work of the initial goopy poo-zombies they find themselves confronted with.
Torcuil and Trollestia also find themselves easily and readily reinforcing the situation at the various points they are at.
Aside from Thez, there is nothing tending to the undead situation outside the wall, but the situation at/inside the wall is stable.
>>37068>tfw when I didn't have a battalionI don't really know what I would be considering I did all my fighting with actual campaigning.
>>37069>docks are contained>for now >>37069I'm finally done driving and am at a laptop. If any Spartans or generals can be spared, deploy them to the main gate or any other choke points. Deploy Fae to action.
>>37064You lit a single tree on fire. One tree. One that was far away from other trees. You did not light the forest on fire. Stop trying to destroy our supply of wood for new ships or whatever
*bitch smacks pony*
"stop burning the ground. this is our ground.
My ground. You want to scorth earth, go get your own earth, and you can burn it"
>>37068>>37070"/pol/ days through good and bad."
>>37066Equipment Distribution, mostly. I made sure our men had memes in their hands when the battles came.
>>37064Fug.. I really wanted to hunt her down in the burning forest..
Oh well, she'll get her after the battle.
>>37071"Unf!"
It was the tallest tree in the forest, it had to have spread unless addressed.
>>37071The scorching is involuntary. She's still pissed about being trolled.
>>37073which board were you with?
Slashing and slashing at undead, for all the time we've been there
>>37073No, a single tree being lit on fire does not necessarily cause a forest fire. Otherwise, trees would not live to be old enough to even be recognizable as trees with all the lightning that exists. Much more, like low humidity, undrebrush, dry weather and what ever is required for a forest fire. That tree was in a clearing, because gibberniggers exist and the tower was able to come within a few feet of the ground right there
>>37074Kek
*pets pony to calm her*
>>37075I was in captured territory in the great meme war... We were unable to resist...
>>37078Leftist petite Bourgeoisie. A university and a government agency
>>37077[seething nightmare noises]
"She tricked us! And she made the little weeb take the hit for her too.. I'm going to annihilate that bitch!"
*rears in fury, crushing two zombies beneath her as she falls back down*
"Irredeemable!"
[16d4 = 40]
I'm gonna try undeath to death again
Rolling
>>37080Even the token Republicans hated Trump...
>>37081"Take out your anger on the undead, because I think that is the only chance you will get"
*Fucking decapitates Zombies because damn it Tracy isn't going to get all the fun*
>>37079i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
>>37083*shakes with fury*
"I'm going to stab her full of holes the next chance I get! I'll let her blow out all her spell and tire herself out before I finish her off tonight!"
>>37082Pop, bang, piff, and other sounds of undead being deprived their source power and collapsing, but not enough to eliminate the strategic mass.
>>37084Gimme a quick rundown on the Gestapo
>>37087on my gestapo? or the real life gestapo?
>>37085"Tracy. I think you're going to have to let your grudge go"
>>37087Can we assign some spartans and maybe the cute sex horse to start lauching projectiles through the trebucket and catapult at the undead masses over the walls?
>>37086Interesting proposition.
Matters on the circumstances we're afforded.
Tracy is still slashing the dead, beside herself with rage.
>>37090*suddenly stops*
"Wat?"
>>37091"Carry on killing the zombies. Savor the sounds of their skulls cracking"
No rape Trollestia. It's bad enough she's shown more interest in Ponimaru than him in front of him\r
>>37092She wouldn't leave him out of it. it'd be more of a fucking her to death with a sword" kind of >rape.*charges forward, leaving a stream of ghostly fire in her wake*
I don't have all night, are we ready for the big targets yet?
>>37089Infernius'
>>37090Slov> "Oh yes, can we please?" drip drip
So for loose referenes, refer to this, those manning the sewers.
https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o >massive swarms
IT IS RECREATION TIME MY DUDES
>>37095You might wanna cast some Mass Heal spells on that thing...
>>37094Kek. Cute sex horse is then ordered to grape shot or fireball or however creative she can be in killing the enemy. "Burn them. Crush them. Anything you can think of, my lovely pony of death"
Any spare General's not needed for combat elsewhere are to shoot arrows from the walls, and any Spartans not on the seige engines are to join the melee at the gates, though a little back from Trump and Tracy for their protection. Fae is to join the melee too. I'm guessing she can't bite because of the poison on these things
>>37095I've got levels for them (hd wise) but I have no class or strategy for them. Are they group-centric or are they individual ninja staus?
>>37093Funny you ask that, A WHUDD sounds off near the gate.
>>37099Trumpaladin looks to see what it is
>>37099"R E C R E A T I O N
A C T I V A T E D"
Torc recreationally nukes the docks, protecting him, mr. Snek, and Troll.
[1d20+21 = 35]>>37094What does Tracy see at the gates?
>>37099*ears perk*
Can I get a Listen check to ell what's coming?
The Poo demon in the sewer got murdered. Not only the Gestapo, but the Fight Club showed up with Infernius. Quick and easy secure.
>>37099well when i first came up with the idea i said they were gonna have magic weapons and armor, and i was going to try to make them as space marine-Esq as possible.
so they would use group tactics.
oh and they're all of European stock.
Only midnight in your timezone. you can take it
>>37104So a hearty and fair-skinned group of fellas who wanted to maintain peace and a measure of stability no matter who was in charge?
>>37105Sleep, this
may be resolved this time tomorrow, no hurry and its the holidays so here is to you as you are and as you will.
[hysterical nightmare noises]
>>37107I wanna cause drama right after the fight though...
>>37108>Implying you won't be able to do that tomorrowIf that scene were just Trollestia replacing herself with Ponimaru that'd be one thing. But Thez and Infernius finding out and intervening, and then Trollestia telling Torcuil? That's a Mission Abort if ever there were one
>>37110Tracy wouldn't have cared if they saw. She was pissed that Troll swapped herself with Troll though.
She's already made the Vallhas Vow to slay her tonight.
>>37112First rule of the attack: Make sure you outnumber your enemy at the point of attack. This is a four to two advantage Trollestia, and two of those are really powerful.
*Pets horsey to calm her down*
"I'll make it up to you Tracy. But right now, focus your anger on the zombies"
So, what happens for the rest of the night?
>>37113It's two against one, and she would've used up more than half her spells by the end of the battle.
>>37112Well. You remember that cloud giant I mentioned? It was part of that circuit of organisms that fed the vampire's blood farm, yes?
<WHUDDDD> >>37113"It has to be tonight, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer!"
>>37115Aww.. I thought I had her unplug those machines..
Oh well.
First move would be to slash it's sinews so that it can't walk.