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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37068
37070 37072
>>37066
i was with the 420th Dank meme Battalion.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37069
37070 37071
>>37064
Tracy and Trump are able to collectively prevent penetration of the main gate. Infernius and his Gestapo - Heil Hitler - make short work of the initial goopy poo-zombies they find themselves confronted with.
Torcuil and Trollestia also find themselves easily and readily reinforcing the situation at the various points they are at.
Aside from Thez, there is nothing tending to the undead situation outside the wall, but the situation at/inside the wall is stable.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37070
37072
>>37068
>tfw when I didn't have a battalion
I don't really know what I would be considering I did all my fighting with actual campaigning.
>>37069
>docks are contained
>for now
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37071
37073 37074
>>37069
I'm finally done driving and am at a laptop. If any Spartans or generals can be spared, deploy them to the main gate or any other choke points. Deploy Fae to action.

>>37064
You lit a single tree on fire. One tree. One that was far away from other trees. You did not light the forest on fire. Stop trying to destroy our supply of wood for new ships or whatever

*bitch smacks pony*
"stop burning the ground. this is our ground. My ground. You want to scorth earth, go get your own earth, and you can burn it"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37072
>>37068
>>37070
"/pol/ days through good and bad."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37073
37075 37076
>>37066
Equipment Distribution, mostly. I made sure our men had memes in their hands when the battles came.
>>37064
Fug.. I really wanted to hunt her down in the burning forest..
Oh well, she'll get her after the battle.
>>37071
"Unf!"
It was the tallest tree in the forest, it had to have spread unless addressed.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37074
37076
khaaaaannnnnnn!!!!!!!!.jpeg
>>37071
The scorching is involuntary. She's still pissed about being trolled.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37075
37077
>>37073
which board were you with?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37076
Slashing and slashing at undead, for all the time we've been there

>>37073
No, a single tree being lit on fire does not necessarily cause a forest fire. Otherwise, trees would not live to be old enough to even be recognizable as trees with all the lightning that exists. Much more, like low humidity, undrebrush, dry weather and what ever is required for a forest fire. That tree was in a clearing, because gibberniggers exist and the tower was able to come within a few feet of the ground right there

>>37074
Kek

*pets pony to calm her*
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37077
37078 37081
>>37075
I was in captured territory in the great meme war... We were unable to resist...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37078
37079
>>37077
Captured by shills?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37079
37080 37084
>>37078
Leftist petite Bourgeoisie. A university and a government agency
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37080
37083
>>37079
RIP
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37081
37083
rise_of_the_guardians__nightmare_horse_by_cherchen99-d6gongq.jpg
>>37077
[seething nightmare noises]
"She tricked us! And she made the little weeb take the hit for her too.. I'm going to annihilate that bitch!"
*rears in fury, crushing two zombies beneath her as she falls back down*
"Irredeemable!"
TE1uM
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No.37082
37087
[16d4 = 40]
I'm gonna try undeath to death again
Rolling
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37083
37085
>>37080
Even the token Republicans hated Trump...

>>37081
"Take out your anger on the undead, because I think that is the only chance you will get"

*Fucking decapitates Zombies because damn it Tracy isn't going to get all the fun*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37084
37087
>>37079
i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37085
37086 37090
7cf226b2f2beec1943ba53e28781d6a9.jpg
>>37083
*shakes with fury*
"I'm going to stab her full of holes the next chance I get! I'll let her blow out all her spell and tire herself out before I finish her off tonight!"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37086
37088 37091
>>37085
you should >rape first.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37087
37089 37090
>>37082
Pop, bang, piff, and other sounds of undead being deprived their source power and collapsing, but not enough to eliminate the strategic mass.
>>37084
Gimme a quick rundown on the Gestapo
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37088
>>37086
L-lewd
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37089
37094
>>37087
on my gestapo? or the real life gestapo?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37090
37091 37094
>>37085
"Tracy. I think you're going to have to let your grudge go"

>>37087
Can we assign some spartans and maybe the cute sex horse to start lauching projectiles through the trebucket and catapult at the undead masses over the walls?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37091
37092
34328.jpg
>>37086
Interesting proposition.
Matters on the circumstances we're afforded.
Tracy is still slashing the dead, beside herself with rage.
>>37090
*suddenly stops*
"Wat?"
bl+OE
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No.37092
37093
>>37091
"Carry on killing the zombies. Savor the sounds of their skulls cracking"

No rape Trollestia. It's bad enough she's shown more interest in Ponimaru than him in front of him
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37093
37099
ridign_the_nightmare_by_whiteraven90.jpg
>>37092
She wouldn't leave him out of it. it'd be more of a fucking her to death with a sword" kind of >rape.
*charges forward, leaving a stream of ghostly fire in her wake*
I don't have all night, are we ready for the big targets yet?
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37094
37095 37098 37102
>>37089
Infernius'
>>37090
Slov> "Oh yes, can we please?" drip drip
So for loose referenes, refer to this, those manning the sewers. https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37095
37097 37099
>>37094
what do you wanna know?
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37096
>massive swarms
IT IS RECREATION TIME MY DUDES
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37097
the_nightmare_by_vyrilien.jpg
>>37095
You might wanna cast some Mass Heal spells on that thing...
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37098
>>37094
Kek. Cute sex horse is then ordered to grape shot or fireball or however creative she can be in killing the enemy. "Burn them. Crush them. Anything you can think of, my lovely pony of death"

Any spare General's not needed for combat elsewhere are to shoot arrows from the walls, and any Spartans not on the seige engines are to join the melee at the gates, though a little back from Trump and Tracy for their protection. Fae is to join the melee too. I'm guessing she can't bite because of the poison on these things
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37099
37100 37101 37102 37104
>>37095
I've got levels for them (hd wise) but I have no class or strategy for them. Are they group-centric or are they individual ninja staus?
>>37093
Funny you ask that, A WHUDD sounds off near the gate.

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37100
>>37099
Trumpaladin looks to see what it is
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37101
>>37099
"R E C R E A T I O N
A C T I V A T E D"
Torc recreationally nukes the docks, protecting him, mr. Snek, and Troll.


4NBId
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No.37102
hell_horse_by_karrenrex-d5d2tsg.jpg
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>37094
What does Tracy see at the gates?
>>37099
*ears perk*
Can I get a Listen check to ell what's coming?

Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37103
The Poo demon in the sewer got murdered. Not only the Gestapo, but the Fight Club showed up with Infernius. Quick and easy secure.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37104
37107
1489391__safe_fluttershy_rainbow dash_discussion in the comments_duckery in the comments_meme_op started shit_pony.png
>>37099
well when i first came up with the idea i said they were gonna have magic weapons and armor, and i was going to try to make them as space marine-Esq as possible.
so they would use group tactics.
oh and they're all of European stock.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37105
37107
It's getting late..
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37106
Only midnight in your timezone. you can take it
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37107
37108 37109
>>37104
So a hearty and fair-skinned group of fellas who wanted to maintain peace and a measure of stability no matter who was in charge?
>>37105
Sleep, this may be resolved this time tomorrow, no hurry and its the holidays so here is to you as you are and as you will.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37108
37110
[hysterical nightmare noises]
>>37107
I wanna cause drama right after the fight though...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37109
>>37107
correct.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37110
37112
>>37108
>Implying you won't be able to do that tomorrow
If that scene were just Trollestia replacing herself with Ponimaru that'd be one thing. But Thez and Infernius finding out and intervening, and then Trollestia telling Torcuil? That's a Mission Abort if ever there were one
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37112
37113 37115
>>37110
Tracy wouldn't have cared if they saw. She was pissed that Troll swapped herself with Troll though.
She's already made the Vallhas Vow to slay her tonight.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37113
37114 37116
>>37112
First rule of the attack: Make sure you outnumber your enemy at the point of attack. This is a four to two advantage Trollestia, and two of those are really powerful.

*Pets horsey to calm her down*
"I'll make it up to you Tracy. But right now, focus your anger on the zombies"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37114
So, what happens for the rest of the night?
>>37113
It's two against one, and she would've used up more than half her spells by the end of the battle.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37115
37117 37118 37121 37123 37124
>>37112
Well. You remember that cloud giant I mentioned? It was part of that circuit of organisms that fed the vampire's blood farm, yes?
<WHUDDDD>
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37116
37119
>>37113
"It has to be tonight, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37117
37127
>>37115
Aww.. I thought I had her unplug those machines..
Oh well.
First move would be to slash it's sinews so that it can't walk.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37118
37120
>>37115
is it undead?