With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>36914Keeping them out. Now go to a nearby room, enter the material plane, go to Flashy so he can heal you, mount you, and the two can flee to Mexico
>>36915She does this.
Then she flies off with him to the forest which is still on fore, frothing at the mouth.
Trumpaladin uses his dimension door helm to go to a room in the tower on a different floor, then calls Tracy as mount
>>36894Alright, so the 16 and the 19 would have hit, but drawing a sword is a move action without the requisite feat, meaning Infernius could charge
and draw his weapon, or he could attack w/ fists. Since he's unarmed, he could attempt a grapple for both without drawing an attack of opportunity, having
ahem grappled with Thez on so many occasions.
>>36904K, you got a 20 so I'll put you in second.
At the last moment, Vandereim veers off of course, causing a miss. "Lad, this doesn't seem anything like ye. and I doont know if I can be a part of it."
>>36903No, I'll allow both.
>>36912>3Kek
>>36914Them out, but its very weak and obviously improvised.
Thez takes a deep breath, while from the entrance an emerging Gestapo specialist enters and yells out in unison. "We're under attack,"/"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!"
>>36918Adm. Torc yells at the specialist "By fucking WHAT MAN?"
Torc throws snek staff and wraps Mr. Snek around him, then draws both pistols.
>>36918To Vanderiem:
"No, I don't want any part of this, but Tracy expects things from me. She expects me to attack her attackers when she is attacked"
>>36916Hold on tiger, you used up your move gathering the body and going ethereal where there's the pile of undead.
Thez <shoooomp> meshes in and gestures.
"I don't know how long the seal I put up will hold them, but there they are. I don't know why they're there, but I doubt its a random occurrence, and this guy back here (meaning material) seems to have more information."
>>36918Let's say that Trumpaladin Dimension doors out of the scene, and calls Tracy in the new room
>>36921"The dead!" the man says, not fearfully but desperately. "Legions"
>>36923[angry monster noises]
>>36924Stay there faggot. Don't make her use-up a turn finding him.
>>36925"Legions?"
Torc turns to Thez looking for an explanation
"The fuck are legions?"
>>36921Too late faggot, is he beating/grappeling or is he drawing a weapon and smash?
>>36926"She made the little weeb take the hit for her. I don't believe it!"
[furious nightmare noises]
>>36926And get attacked by Infernius or Thez? No way in hell hes staying behind after being caught. Not a chance in hell. Not even for an invasion. He'd dimension door to a room, call Tracy, heal her, call Fae and ask her what is going on, and then go to the monestary to fetch his soldiers and figure out what to do from there. Also, Tracy could be killed by Infernius if she reappeared in that room. She should appear in a different room
GM, is there anyway Torc cpuld get Troll to show up?
>>36930Just move outside the stables.
>>36931Yeah fuck you he's gone before your move
>>36932[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
>>36933Infernius would grapple. No. That's stupid
>>36936>>36936He's not going to grapple after the Gestapo show up. Stay there.
[Furious nightmare noises]
>>36927"Imagine being surrounded on all sides, on 3 dimensions instead of 2 (spherical geometry) and you've got an idea. The ethreal plane should be considered compromised,"
>>36932Oh she's outside the tower, and she's going full alicorn. She's pissed.
So with Infernius grappling, Tracy needs to roll 2 d20 saving throws.
[1d20 = 8]>>36937Grapple gives an attack of opportunity. Draw suigoto and attack of opportunity
Then fucking flash step the hell out of there
>>36940Why you attack the healer when meta reveals the undead are attacking? It doesn't stop the grapple either.
>>36939>legion"Welp, that sucks ass."
Torc heads outside to see how this is going down. What he see?
>>36939so we are surrounded on multiple planes?
>>36941BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! THE UNDEAD CAN WAIT UNTIL HE IS SAFE
[2d20 = 18]>>36939Can she escape grapple with her escape artist check? She has 5 ranks in it.
>>36944Relax. He's not getting killed.
>>36941The attack of opportunity does. He has a +16 base, a +5 strength, +3 suigoto and rolled an 8 against Infernius's 17 AC, which means the attack landed and did damage, so the grapple fails
>The dead always act as heralds of Legion's coming. In places of great death and destruction, where the dead are not buried, burned, or respected.
Well fuck................
>>36939Wait, how did he grapple herwhile she was ethereal?
>>36946Stop attacking PCs. We've got more important shit.
>>36943"Eyyyuup."
>>36942The port is surrounded by a ring of darkness. Its not pure darkness like on the ethereal plane, its a scorched and empty decayed sort of darkness. Much is zombified, others are skeletal. Some aren't even specific creatures, they're just a collection of bones that happens to make a weird distorted bone murder shape. Its as though the collective natural deposits of the land have been animated to emerge and combine.
>>36945He's spooked. Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her, but Infernius and Thez should not have been there. He's running the fuck away until he's in a safe spot, then he'll figure out what the fuck to do from there
>>36948Nigger that's him fucking fleeing
>>36949>doot doot"TROLL, CAN I GET A LIFT?"
>>36949i rush outside on uatchit.
Call Fae. Ask her what the hell that guy meant by "invasion"
>>36950He's the Paladin. Paladins don't run.
>>36949Can Tracy go outside?
Where is Trollestia?
>>36955It's a tactical withdrawal
>>36957Fuck you nigger. And leave my waifu alone
>>36958fuck you this is all your fault faggot.
>>36953She <whoooof> grabs onto Uatchit's underside.
>>36955There's a radiant rainbow presence above the Tower that is shooting beams of light into the intermittent encroachment of arial undead, if thats what you're askying.
>>36956Do what you want...
>>36958>>36959Fight the zombies first, faggots.