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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36764
36765
>>36763
Do it
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36765
>>36764
this.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36766
36767
606742__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big eyes_blood_face picture_female_implied violence_i.jpg
>>36760
>>36763
*jerks around, accidentally nicking herself on the edge of a new dagger as she whirls*
"I'm sorry, Flashy; I was busy and didn't hear you. What did you say just now?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36767
36768 36769
>>36766
"Do you want to kill Trollestia?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36768
36771 36772
>>36767
*cough*lies*cough*
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36769
36770
>>36767
"Yes." she says, flatly.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36770
36771
>>36769
"Then why are you playing arts and craft right now rather than killing her while you have the chance?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36771
36772 36773
>>36768
Nonsense. Paladins don't lie, and neither does Trump.
>>36770
"I can kill her any time I feel. Would you like to start now?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36772
36773 36774
>>36768
It was a question. There was no statement. It can't be a lie because it can't be true or false

>>36771
"Why are you putting it off?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36773
36774 36775 36777
>>36771
You asked what he said
>>36772
You replied with a statment that was not what you said, therefore lying
Plz no ban
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36774
36779
Btw, i mention in the last thread that she'd moved her birds to aniother room. She pushed the furniture out of one of the VIP suites and left them there; they're currently chowing down on a pile of ground elephant and scrambled yolks in the center of the room (they should be big enough to eat it themselves now).
>>36772
"I wanted to wait until you were ready."
>>36773
That's the joke.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36775
36776
>>36773
Well then I answered a different question. But it's really the same question, just approached a different way. The question is "if you want to kill this bitch, then why are you playing ninja with chains, or crafting macaroni images, or whatever you're doing, rather than killing her while we have the chance?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36776
36778
>>36775
She'd kill her even if the tower were full, so she doesn't actually see it as a chance.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36777
>>36773
Oh shut up. Tracy obviously doesn't mean she wants him to repeat what he said. She wants him to clarify his intentions. That's what he's doing
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36778
>>36776
Also, Tracy's faggot wants to get at least 1 feat per weak.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36779
36780
>>36774
"As I have said before I do not want to kill her. But waiting is making me anxious. Soon, or never. Make up your mind. I prefer the latter, but it is your choice"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36780
36781 36784
>>36779
*taps wand against dagger*
"I'm ready, Flashy.
Just go to the stables and make your move. I'll be lurking."
Tracy rummages through her bag and pulls out the old Conceal Alignment scroll she got months ago at the shop
"That bitch alwats greeted me with that obnoxious smile every time I enter the stables before we put the dividers up; I'm going to take a minute to make sure she's caught off guard this time.
I'll make my move the moment after you do, Flashy, so be ready."
Remember he has the Shackles and the rope.
*gestures over to a prepared barrel of pure grain alcohol*
"Make sure that sword of yours is drunk off his saddle before you start."
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36781
36782
>>36780
This gonna be good.
Is GM kill for now?
4NBId
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No.36782
36783
[1d20+17 = 18]
With that Tracy vanishes.
Rolling to Move Silently across the tower as she gets ready.
Also, Detect Good, to ensure the cunt is in the stables
>>36781
This is part of the reason why I was waiting. The forest should be burning down as we shitpost, but idk anymore...
4NBId
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No.36783
36785
[1d20+17 = 30]
>>36782
>*trips and falls face flat, knocking over furniture as she goes*
"I.. I'm okay...!"
*Slinks off once again, deciding to wait a few minutes before she goes back towards the stables*
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36784
36786 36787
>>36780
"Very well. We'll do it tonight. Now think of a full strategy while I go take some measurements for Fae to fit her into new armor, and then get her set up in the holodeck to train for multi attack, while my faggot goes to see a movie."
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36785
>>36783
kek.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36786
36793
>>36784
What movie?

>Once again I can't do anything ingame without GM
Why this always happen to me?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36787
36788 36793
>>36784
We can Train our animals for feats? Can Tracy train her birds?
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36788
36789
>>36787
Would that mean Torc could train.......

Why do I always forget Torc has a Snek? Maybe I should unbind him from the staff so I alway remember.
A big ass snake would be great for scaring some dwarves
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36789
36790 36791 36792
>>36788
You should make a Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.
>>36788
>unbind
Make the staff intelligent and animated, then give it the ingrained special purpose of "Protect Torc" and give it extraordinary powers for said purpose.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36790
>>36789
>Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.
Actually, do those for Tracy and her birds too.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36791
36795
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>>36789

Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36792
36794
>>36789
>animated
You sudgestion has been noted and will be considered
>enlarge potion
Mr. Snek is already ~20ft long, and thats enough for me
>magic fang potion
>Rangers lvl1 can cast it as a spell
I want to dual class more now, but not a bad idea
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36793
36795 36796
>>36787
I'm accessorizing the hell out of my kitty, that I know.

>>36786
Coco. I've seen it before and I'm now dragging a friend to see it. I like how it has what seems to be an Aztec Dragonne in it
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36794
36817
>>36792
hey if trollestia could teach you about being a ranger i probably could to.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36795
36797
>>36793
Have fun.
>>36791
That post is actually the reason I hoped Tracy/Trump's child would be a cenataur

See you guys later, I gtg
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36796
>>36793
Doesn't it normally take an Epic Check in Handle Animal and at least one whole year to Train a Magical Beast for things?
How many ranks did you put into Handle Animal? Help train Tracy while you're at it, if you can.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36797
36798
>>36795
God dammit, I thought I wouldn't be so long
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36798
>>36797
That's alright.
>tfw need to cook for family soon
Tracy is snooping around the Tower in stealth, making sure Troll is in the stables before Trump goes there.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36799
*keens edges*

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36800
36801 36802
How many of y'all are going to be lurking tonight? I'm probably not going to play tomorrow, since it's the holidays.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36801
36803
>>36800
I'm back and lurking
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36802
>>36800
My friend is pissed off because Coco is an incredibly sad movie and it made him cry...

I may be able to play later. I want to either kill that unicorn or make her a Paladin's mount, but one of the two (or both?). I hope GM will be on long enough for that

*drives*
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36803
36804
>>36801
So Torcuil's teleportation would work, positioning him away from the cluster of gnomes manhandling him.

Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36804
36805 36806
>>36803
Good
He unpolymorphes and throws down his snek staff, bringing Mr. Snek into play.
"OkaylistennoworI'mleaving. Idon'twanttohurtyou. Ijustwishtobuyarobotmadebyyourpeopel'shandiwork. Ihavenotbeeninthislandlong,butIhavealreadyheardthatyourpeoplearemastercraftsmen. Ididnotwishtocauseproblemswithmydeception,butitseemedtheonlywaytogetintothecity. Iunderstandifyoudenymeservice,butIwishfornomorefighting."
Torc then doublesover, catching his breath from talking so quickly.
"Waddayousay?"
Mr. Snek: >hiss
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36805
36806 36807 36810
>>36804
The gnomes look at eachother speechless for a moment, before breaking into a small round of applause. An older one approaches. "Thatwasprettygoodyoungfella,youspeakhalfdecentgnomish(whichisn'tanindependantlanguageitsjustonethatsspokenreallyfast.Mostcommoners,thatsyoufolkwhospeakbasiccommon,nevergettheknackforitandalwaysenduptellingustotalkslowlywhichonlymakesthemmoremadwhenwedoforsomereason.Soyouwantaroboteh?Whatlevelofsophisticationarewetalkinghere?There'syourbasicgolemofwhatevermaterialsyougotortherearecompositeconstructslikeshieldguardiansandthelike."
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36806
36807 36808
>>36804
>>36805
>to gnomish didn't read.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36807
36811 36824
>>36805
Torc looks ready to shoot himself realizing that it wasn't the fact they ignored his pleas, its the fact they didn't like him speaking slow.
"OnesecondandI'llexplainwhatIwant."
Torc grabs Mr. Snek, and uses the staff like a walking stick.
"I'mlookingforarobotIcanuseasamounttoo. I'mthinkingmaybesteampoweredwithabrassconstructionandsomeotherspecificdetails."
>>36806
Icanactuallyreaditsuprisinglywell
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36808
36809
>>36806
Torcuil>"Make robot!"
Gnomes>"What kind?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36809
>>36808
He said he was looking for someone too make a robot, not asking the ones infront of him you idiot
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36810
>>36805
>Torc's autism was up to the task
Good for him.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36811
36815
>>36807
drawcab kaeps ohw elpoep eht litnu tiaw tsuJ
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36812
36813
Tracy confirms with her detection abilities that Troll is in fact in the stables.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36813
36814 36815 36816
>>36812
Yes, though she seems unusually wary today. Everything looks and smells normal.