With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>37116[increasingly hysterical monster noises]
"Tonight!"
>>37115Fuck yeah! Tell Slovenia to target it with both the trebuchet and the Catapult. Make the generals shoot at it with arrows
Charge the Giant, sword drawn!
>>37119"Charge the cloud giant!"
*points sword at it*
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I need sleep, see you faggots tomorrow afternoon
>>37115Ready a full round attack when in range
>>37121>charging>not using the lance for triple damageShe has two, use one of those and Smite Evil
Do a Spirited Charge with Tracy.
>>37123You can't do a full attack after charging unless you have the Dire Charge feat
>>37125Just shut the fuck up and get him close enough so he can damage the enemy
>>37117She did, its for that reason there's a giant zombie.
"Its STILL too EASY," Thez yells from the midst of the crowd outside the gate, unexhausted cuz feats.
>>37122I'll have Torcuil smite with range attacks per staff.
>>37124DOOOD. I seriously wondered how long it would take before someone would do that. Its not like I hid that they were undead or anything
>>37127I was waiting on medium sized opponents
>>37126Use the lance if you're going to make a charge attack. You only get one strike.
Take out its leg with Smite Evil.
>>37128Human zombies are medium.
[4d20 = 48]>>37127If he ever gets in range...
A Cloud giant is just barely too big to turn
Full round attack, with two smite evil attacks
>>37129I'll study the D&D wiki tomorrow
[1d20 = 17]>>37131Are they charging, or do you want to get into its square and then make a full round attack?
Before he does whatever, Tracy Charges the creature's leg with her lance and makes makes a Spirited charge.
>>37132Oh yes, triple damage on that strike. Leg is kill.
>>37132Can that be a ride-by attack?
>>37133Wiki says double damage
>>37135I don't think you can attack the same enemy in the next round after a ride by because of the need to turn around and decelerate and all that. Just get in the same square as it and fight it
>>37130This is Huge
>>37131"Aye lad, that's righ; where I was thinkin" Vandereium mutters before launching into a throng of undead, who the Gestapo keep learning from observing the demise of.
>>37136Spirited charge does double damage with melee, triple with a lance.
Ribe-by attacks are charges.
>Just get in the same square as it and fight itWhy do that and potentially get slammed, when we could just ride-bby again and again?
>>37137so turn undead does nothing to it?
>>37139No. It has more hit dice than you have levels.
[4d20 = 51]>>37137More slashing! Full round. Attack the Cloud giant, if it's in range
>>37138Did you take that feat?
If that's how ride by's work, then sure. Do that
"Get more closer. I want to hit it with my sword"
>>37139See
>>37140 >>37141>featIt's the hoers shoes, although Tracy is getting used to the combat style.
>>37141Lance can hit things 10 ft away..
>>37142That's for the rider though, not the magic beast wearing it
>>37143I've already done math and worked out everything for how to use Vanderiem. I don't want to switch to an unfamiliar weapon with a lower damage dice for an entirely new combat style in the middle of a battle. I want to do four slashing attacks in a round like I know I can do
I gotta sleep...
The first thing Tracy would do in character after the fight would be to attempt to slay Troll, just fyi.
>>37144>not the magic beast wearing itIt explicitly grants the ability to both the rider and the mount.
Centaurs love those things.
[1d20 = 1]>>37138dice parry.
>>37139I never said that, I gave it a moment to pause and resonate.
The spirit of the fuhrer shoots outward and on a 2-dimensional plane, The varieties of abominations shriek and reject to their ability.
Skeletons and zombies can be said to fall en masse, but in few so can citizens of port Barry. I'm thinking 2 so far.
<WHUDDD WHUDDDDD>Roll for initiative
>>37145Trump would drag her to the monastery and make them both stay the night there and wait for things to blow over
[1d20 = 14]>>37146Tracy's faggot is gone though...
Rolling
>>37151I think that just means the attack landed and did damage
>>37148We're not gonna start fighting tonight
>>37147beeeeyotch
>>37149"You oaf,...."
>>37151Thats the objective, yes
>>37147No. There is no stopping her at this point.
>>37153Why do I get a beeyotch for that? What's wrong with that?
>>37154Fine.
To Tracy:
"Tracy, Infernius and Thez are now involved. They will be protecting that horse, and prevent any harm from coming to her, or will avenge any that is done to her. You're going to have to chose either to have a future with your child, or to kill that horse. But you cannot do both. The universe will not let you do both."
And with that, Trumpaladin is done with the matter of Tracy and Trollestia, at least for now
>>37156She isn't listening, desu. She's beside herself.
I said there wouldn't be any stopping her.
>>37157Pic related
>>37160I'm often criticized here for making decisions or doing things that are bad, but somethimes I really don't understand why.
Letting Tracy go back would just result in Tracy getting killed. And if they both returned, well, the last thing that happened when they were all together was Infernius tried to kill Tracy, and frankly should have succeeded. So it would be stupid to let her go back, or for Trump himself to return. So the best solution is to stay at the monestary
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>>37161Infernius attacked Tracy because she killed Ponimaru, who didn't stand a chance; Tracy was nearly as pissed-off about the fact.
Regardless, Tracy is still going after Troll, before the party regroups. She's on a vendetta.
Goes to bed for real this time
>>37162Can she be smart about it and wait for a time that her efforts actually have more than a 0% chance of success?
I hate irrational people. I hate having to work with them
So in spite of lots of glaring, Trump and Tracy are v the giant skeleton-zombie thing.
Infernius, the Gestapo, and the Fight Club are
>>37154>>37156>>37157>>37161>>37162>>37164You know what, fuck logic. Trumpaladin joins Tracy in whatever batshit insane vindictive whatever she has planned, so long as he can ride her Cauchemar
"Donec mors nos separaverit, little pony"