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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37119
37121
>>37116
[increasingly hysterical monster noises]
"Tonight!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37120
37124
>>37118
Definitely
bl+OE
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No.37121
37125
>>37115
Fuck yeah! Tell Slovenia to target it with both the trebuchet and the Catapult. Make the generals shoot at it with arrows

Charge the Giant, sword drawn!

>>37119
"Charge the cloud giant!"
*points sword at it*
\r
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37122
37127
I need sleep, see you faggots tomorrow afternoon
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37123
37125
>>37115
Ready a full round attack when in range
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37124
37127
>>37115
>>37120
i turn undead.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37125
37126
>>37121
>charging
>not using the lance for triple damage
She has two, use one of those and Smite Evil
Do a Spirited Charge with Tracy.
>>37123
You can't do a full attack after charging unless you have the Dire Charge feat
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37126
37129
>>37125
Just shut the fuck up and get him close enough so he can damage the enemy
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37127
37128 37131
>>37117
She did, its for that reason there's a giant zombie.
"Its STILL too EASY," Thez yells from the midst of the crowd outside the gate, unexhausted cuz feats.
>>37122
I'll have Torcuil smite with range attacks per staff.
>>37124
DOOOD. I seriously wondered how long it would take before someone would do that. Its not like I hid that they were undead or anything
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37128
37130
>>37127
I was waiting on medium sized opponents
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37129
37131
>>37126
Use the lance if you're going to make a charge attack. You only get one strike.
Take out its leg with Smite Evil.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.37130
37137
>>37128
Human zombies are medium.
bl+OE
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No.37131
37132 37137
[4d20 = 48]
>>37127
If he ever gets in range...

A Cloud giant is just barely too big to turn

Full round attack, with two smite evil attacks

>>37129
I'll study the D&D wiki tomorrow
4NBId
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No.37132
37133 37134 37135
[1d20 = 17]
>>37131
Are they charging, or do you want to get into its square and then make a full round attack?

Before he does whatever, Tracy Charges the creature's leg with her lance and makes makes a Spirited charge.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37133
37136
>>37132
Oh yes, triple damage on that strike. Leg is kill.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37134
>>37132
I don't know actually
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37135
37136
>>37132
Can that be a ride-by attack?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37136
37138
>>37133
Wiki says double damage

>>37135
I don't think you can attack the same enemy in the next round after a ride by because of the need to turn around and decelerate and all that. Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37137
37139 37141
>>37130
This is Huge
>>37131
"Aye lad, that's righ; where I was thinkin" Vandereium mutters before launching into a throng of undead, who the Gestapo keep learning from observing the demise of.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37138
37141 37146
>>37136
Spirited charge does double damage with melee, triple with a lance.
Ribe-by attacks are charges.
>Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Why do that and potentially get slammed, when we could just ride-bby again and again?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37139
37140 37141 37146
>>37137
so turn undead does nothing to it?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37140
37141
>>37139
No. It has more hit dice than you have levels.
bl+OE
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No.37141
37142 37143
[4d20 = 51]
>>37137
More slashing! Full round. Attack the Cloud giant, if it's in range

>>37138
Did you take that feat?

If that's how ride by's work, then sure. Do that
"Get more closer. I want to hit it with my sword"

>>37139
See >>37140

Mrs. Sentry
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No.37142
37144
>>37141
>feat
It's the hoers shoes, although Tracy is getting used to the combat style.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37143
37144
>>37141
Lance can hit things 10 ft away..
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37144
37145
>>37142
That's for the rider though, not the magic beast wearing it

>>37143
I've already done math and worked out everything for how to use Vanderiem. I don't want to switch to an unfamiliar weapon with a lower damage dice for an entirely new combat style in the middle of a battle. I want to do four slashing attacks in a round like I know I can do
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37145
37147
I gotta sleep...
The first thing Tracy would do in character after the fight would be to attempt to slay Troll, just fyi.

>>37144
>not the magic beast wearing it
It explicitly grants the ability to both the rider and the mount.
Centaurs love those things.
XvSkz
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No.37146
37148 37149 37150 37151 37317
[1d20 = 1]
>>37138
dice parry.
>>37139
I never said that, I gave it a moment to pause and resonate.
The spirit of the fuhrer shoots outward and on a 2-dimensional plane, The varieties of abominations shriek and reject to their ability.
Skeletons and zombies can be said to fall en masse, but in few so can citizens of port Barry. I'm thinking 2 so far.
<WHUDDD WHUDDDDD>
Roll for initiative
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37147
37153 37154
>>37145
Trump would drag her to the monastery and make them both stay the night there and wait for things to blow over
bl+OE
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No.37148
37153
[1d20 = 14]
>>37146
Tracy's faggot is gone though...

Rolling
UvqCJ
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No.37149
37153
[1d20 = 4]
>>37146

4NBId
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No.37150
[1d20+6 = 21]
>>37146
Initiative roll
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37151
37152 37153
>>37146
>1
Is cloud giant re-kill?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37152
>>37151
I think that just means the attack landed and did damage
XvSkz
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No.37153
37155 37156
>>37148
We're not gonna start fighting tonight
>>37147
beeeeyotch
>>37149
"You oaf,...."
>>37151
Thats the objective, yes
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37154
37156 37167
>>37147
No. There is no stopping her at this point.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37155
>>37153
"be careful!"
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37156
37157 37160 37167
>>37153
Why do I get a beeyotch for that? What's wrong with that?

>>37154
Fine.

To Tracy:
"Tracy, Infernius and Thez are now involved. They will be protecting that horse, and prevent any harm from coming to her, or will avenge any that is done to her. You're going to have to chose either to have a future with your child, or to kill that horse. But you cannot do both. The universe will not let you do both."
And with that, Trumpaladin is done with the matter of Tracy and Trollestia, at least for now
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37157
37161 37167
>>37156
She isn't listening, desu. She's beside herself.
I said there wouldn't be any stopping her.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37158
37159 37160
Goodnight.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37159
>>37158
night faggot.
XvSkz
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No.37160
37161
>>37156
Because beyotch.
>>37158
Night dude
bl+OE
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No.37161
37162 37167
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>>37157
Pic related

>>37160
I'm often criticized here for making decisions or doing things that are bad, but somethimes I really don't understand why.

Letting Tracy go back would just result in Tracy getting killed. And if they both returned, well, the last thing that happened when they were all together was Infernius tried to kill Tracy, and frankly should have succeeded. So it would be stupid to let her go back, or for Trump himself to return. So the best solution is to stay at the monestary
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37162
37164 37167 37168
>>37161
Infernius attacked Tracy because she killed Ponimaru, who didn't stand a chance; Tracy was nearly as pissed-off about the fact.
Regardless, Tracy is still going after Troll, before the party regroups. She's on a vendetta.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37163
Goes to bed for real this time
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37164
37167
>>37162
Can she be smart about it and wait for a time that her efforts actually have more than a 0% chance of success?

I hate irrational people. I hate having to work with them
XvSkz
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No.37165
37166
So in spite of lots of glaring, Trump and Tracy are v the giant skeleton-zombie thing.
Infernius, the Gestapo, and the Fight Club are
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37166
>>37165
Attacking the giant.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37167
>>37154
>>37156
>>37157
>>37161
>>37162
>>37164
You know what, fuck logic. Trumpaladin joins Tracy in whatever batshit insane vindictive whatever she has planned, so long as he can ride her Cauchemar

"Donec mors nos separaverit, little pony"
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37168
37169 37178 37179
>>37162
>"Do you want to kill Trollestia because she fucked your fiance, because she made you look like a fool, or because she made you kill your lover? I can sympathize with revenge for being made a fool - fuck Kiynen, I still need to kill her. But Ponimaru stays dead"