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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36864
36877
>>36860
Ah, I understand. Go ahead and say it can't be done, idc
"That'sunderstandable,canIcheckbackinabout, ohsayanhour?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36865
>>36860
*follows her voice*
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36866
36871
>>36863
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>*uncontrollable bloodlust surges into his mind and fills him to the brim*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36867
36868 36869
nao.png
>>36862
And where is Tracy positioned?
Consider the area around the stables looking ish like so. To converse, Trump would have to be in the open to her, and I'm assuming he's approaching.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36868
>>36867
Trump has positioned himself as between troll and the exit as possible
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36869
>>36867
She's hidden just around the corner, in range for a Sneak Attack, her alignment magically concealed.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36870
36872 36873 36874 36875
Thez comes out of ethereal in the center of the hallway, drawing Trollestia's attention, as well as Trump and Tracy's.
"Fuck."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36871
>>36866
>"I thought you wanted to catch her flat footed with a sneak attack as I distracted her"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36872
36876
>>36870
*Death Stare*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36873
>>36870
*walks in*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36874
36876
>>36870
"OH COME ON! You decide to show up finally and it's now and here!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36875
36878 36879
>>36870
Tracy ignores Thez, and Makes her triple Sneak Attack while Troll's attention is divered with two Been-edged bane daggers and her sword.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36876
36881 36885
>>36872
Thez has a weird look in her eye. "You've got assassins, yes? You should call them.
>>36874
Well, you guys wanted to get up out of the Court City, Thez said "they'll be back", and its far easier for me to wage an epic-scale conflict when all the party's general and human resources are on hand. ^_^
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36877
>>36864
Incase you didn't pick up, I wanna get Torc to the tower
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36878
>>36875
Death Attack*
diverted*
keen*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36879
36882
>>36875
Roll the dice or it doesn't count

>"No! Abandon plan!"
XvSkz
?
No.36880
36883
[3d20 = 17]
>>3687 →
Teleport?


Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36881
36884
>>36876
Can I'z mount Troll?

Trumpaladin backs away and slips out of the room
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36882
>>36879
>'There are no brakes on this train'
>implying you roll for Sneak Attacks
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36883
>>36880
What was that? The fortitude for the Death attacks or the Reflex for the Sneak Attacks?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36884
36886
>>36881
*blocks your path*
"not so fast!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36885
>>36876
I TRIED to bring her last time, but SOMEONE said something about her being unsubtle
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36886
36889
>>36884
"Why? Let me pass"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36887
36890 36891 36892 36894 36895 36900
Remember, those aren't attack rolls, those are saving throws. Trollestia takes a long-swipe up the side of her neck, while getting stabbed through the chest-plate (not ALL the way through her but most of the way) while another dagger disembowels her in sudoku-like efficiency.
I don't even need to roll the dice on that one. Trollestia is kill. And then, Trollestia changes shape and form, and a very-murdered and partially dissected Ponimaru lies on the ground in front of Tracy.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36889
36893
>>36886
"what going on here?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36890
>>36887
Well fuck.
I'VE BEEN CATFISHED
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36891
36895 36896
>>36887
Goddamn it. Fuck you Thez. Fuck you.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36892
36895 36896
>>36887
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I used Detect Good for exactly this reason. Does Ponimaru have an aura?
"Faust almighty! Where is she?!"
*assumes monstrous shape*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36893
>>36889
"I can't be here right now. Stand aside"
UvqCJ
?
No.36894
36896 36898 36900 36918
[3d20 = 40]
>>36887
"oh no ponimaru!"
*draws sword pushes trump out of the way.*
"tracy what have you done?!"
slash slash slash
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36895
>>36892
>>36891
>>36887
Nevermind. I misread that scene. Trumpaladin says "clever girl" and leaves the room
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36896
36897 36899
>>36891
Oh relax, its far more complicated than you think.
>>36892
Yes, Ponimaru is good, and in this case was polymorphed to appear as Trollestia in exchange for a previous favor she did for him. Meta, so no immediate responses, just shock and awe.
>>36894
Already? You're attacking?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36897
>>36896
yes.
7s1gk
?
No.36898
36901
[4d20 = 51]
>>36894
"LEAVE TRACY ALONE!"

Quick draw Vanderien. draw ring shield.

Slash Infernious
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36899
>>36896
>Torc wasn't catfished
Good
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36900
36903 36908
>>36894
Pushing Trump should require its own action, shouldn't it?
Does she get an Attack of opportunity?
>>36887
"What did I tell you about being a white-knight?!"
*shoves body in the bag and disappears into the Ethereal plane*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36901
36904
>>36898
"I don't know lad, I dunna like this situation a tall!" Vandereim says.
So Infernius has first declared action. In this sense, he is taking initiative (decisive first move). Everyone else rolls for initiative, behind his stated move.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36902
36905
"I'llbebacksoon,Iwanttogocheckonmyfriends."
Torc teleports to the Tower after grabbing some food.
Hearing noises in the stable he heads that way and walks in.
"I got....
Food..."
Gif related
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36903
36906 36918
>>36900
You can get the body or you can jaunt. You cannot do both in the same round. Pick one
7s1gk
?
No.36904
36918
[1d20 = 15]
>>36901

Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36905
>>36902
Gif didn't attach, and won't fucking attach
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36906
36909
>>36903
Did she take that hit, or did Infernius fail to push Trump to the side?
If she's not wounded, she puts the body in the bag, if she 's hurt, she jaunts.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36907
"What the fuck are you wankstains doing?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36908
36911 36912 36914
>>36900
Tracy is greeted by a looming ring of very tall and very evil undead. Some with cages for torsos, inside which lie little grasping forms with hollowed-out glowing eyes, faces seeming to shriek with no words coming out, others seem a slender representation of the night its self, with sinister eyes being the only apparent distinction about them. Myriad forms swirl about, of a variety of forms and shapes and appearances, all held back meekly by a silly hat with a charm attached that Tracy gave Thez one time, with a piece of string about 60'diameter chalked out. The circle represents a position on a sphere which though not represented can be observed by all sorts of ghoulish nastiness piling on top of and along an invisible barrier.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36909
>>36906
He has insane strength. That round of attacks would kill her I think
4NBId
?
No.36910
[1d20 = 13]
Rolling initiative.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36911
36914
>>36908
Well fuck...
TE1uM
?
No.36912
36913 36918
[1d20 = 3]
Ah fucking hell, why did Torc teleport back?
>>36908
"WHAT THE ACTUAL EVER LIVING FUCK?!"
I guess initiative
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36913
>>36912
>3
>fucking 3
Torc is going last, isn't he?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36914
36915 36918
>>36911
She says that out loud.
>>36908
>barrier
I'm confused. Is it keeping them out or holding her in?