With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>36860Ah, I understand. Go ahead and say it can't be done, idc"That'sunderstandable,canIcheckbackinabout, ohsayanhour?"
>>36862And where is Tracy positioned?
Consider the area around the stables looking ish like so. To converse, Trump would have to be in the open to her, and I'm assuming he's approaching.
>>36867Trump has positioned himself as between troll and the exit as possible
>>36867She's hidden just around the corner, in range for a Sneak Attack, her alignment magically concealed.
Thez comes out of ethereal in the center of the hallway, drawing Trollestia's attention, as well as Trump and Tracy's.
"Fuck."
>>36870"OH COME ON! You decide to show up finally and it's now and here!"
>>36870Tracy ignores Thez, and Makes her triple Sneak Attack while Troll's attention is divered with two Been-edged bane daggers and her sword.
>>36872Thez has a weird look in her eye. "You've got assassins, yes? You should call them.
>>36874Well, you guys wanted to get up out of the Court City, Thez said "they'll be back", and its far easier for me to wage an epic-scale conflict when all the party's general and human resources are on hand. ^_^
>>36864Incase you didn't pick up, I wanna get Torc to the tower
>>36875Roll the dice or it doesn't count
>"No! Abandon plan!" >>36876Can I'z mount Troll?
Trumpaladin backs away and slips out of the room
>>36880What was that? The fortitude for the Death attacks or the Reflex for the Sneak Attacks?
>>36876I TRIED to bring her last time, but SOMEONE said something about her being unsubtle
Remember, those aren't attack rolls, those are saving throws. Trollestia takes a long-swipe up the side of her neck, while getting stabbed through the chest-plate (not ALL the way through her but most of the way) while another dagger disembowels her in sudoku-like efficiency.
I don't even need to roll the dice on that one. Trollestia is kill. And then, Trollestia changes shape and form, and a very-murdered and partially dissected Ponimaru lies on the ground in front of Tracy.
>>36887Goddamn it. Fuck you Thez. Fuck you.
>>36887REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I used Detect Good for exactly this reason. Does Ponimaru have an aura?
"Faust almighty! Where is she?!"
*assumes monstrous shape*
>>36889"I can't be here right now. Stand aside"
[3d20 = 40]>>36887"oh no ponimaru!"
*draws sword pushes trump out of the way.*
"tracy what have you done?!"
slash slash slash
>>36892>>36891>>36887Nevermind. I misread that scene. Trumpaladin says "clever girl" and leaves the room
>>36891Oh relax, its far more complicated than you think.
>>36892Yes, Ponimaru is good, and in this case was polymorphed to appear as Trollestia in exchange for a previous favor she did for him. Meta, so no immediate responses, just shock and awe.
>>36894Already? You're attacking?
[4d20 = 51]>>36894"LEAVE TRACY ALONE!"
Quick draw Vanderien. draw ring shield.
Slash Infernious
>>36894Pushing Trump should require its own action, shouldn't it?
Does she get an Attack of opportunity?
>>36887"What did I tell you about being a white-knight?!"
*shoves body in the bag and disappears into the Ethereal plane*
>>36898"I don't know lad, I dunna like this situation a tall!" Vandereim says.
So Infernius has first declared action. In this sense, he is
taking initiative (decisive first move). Everyone else rolls for initiative, behind his stated move.
"I'llbebacksoon,Iwanttogocheckonmyfriends."
Torc teleports to the Tower after grabbing some food.
Hearing noises in the stable he heads that way and walks in.
"I got....
Food..."
Gif related
>>36900You can get the body or you can jaunt. You cannot do both in the same round. Pick one
>>36902Gif didn't attach, and won't fucking attach
>>36903Did she take that hit, or did Infernius fail to push Trump to the side?
If she's not wounded, she puts the body in the bag, if she 's hurt, she jaunts.
"What the fuck are you wankstains doing?"
>>36900Tracy is greeted by a looming ring of very tall and very evil undead. Some with cages for torsos, inside which lie little grasping forms with hollowed-out glowing eyes, faces seeming to shriek with no words coming out, others seem a slender representation of the night its self, with sinister eyes being the only apparent distinction about them. Myriad forms swirl about, of a variety of forms and shapes and appearances, all held back meekly by a silly hat with a charm attached that Tracy gave Thez one time, with a piece of string about 60'diameter chalked out. The circle represents a position on a sphere which though not represented can be observed by all sorts of ghoulish nastiness piling on top of and along an invisible barrier.
>>36906He has insane strength. That round of attacks would kill her I think
[1d20 = 13]
Rolling initiative.
[1d20 = 3]Ah fucking hell, why did Torc teleport back?
>>36908"WHAT THE ACTUAL EVER LIVING FUCK?!"
I guess initiative
>>36912>3>fucking 3Torc is going last, isn't he?
>>36911She says that out loud.
>>36908>barrierI'm confused. Is it keeping them out or holding her in?