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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36714
>>36713
Did you get all those pics from Australia?
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36715
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
>>36713
Fuck you opera browser. Here's the pics of sexy Byzantine horse armor
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36716
4999c16643a333ffd68347debf3a6f038a2f8e5e.png
>>36702
beautiful picture.
XvSkz
?
No.36717
36718
[4d20 = 31]
>>36712
"Whatthefuck?Whoareyou?You'renotsupposedtobebackhereGUARDS!Ohyou'reinforitnowwhoeveryouare."
A quartet of exceptionally well-armored gnomes rush you with words and force.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36718
36719 36720 36724
>>36717
Fuck, lets see.
Torc stops the polymorph and tries to reason with them
"Listen, I'm not here to cause harm. I'm here to make a very large purpose, and I'm willing to pay lots for it."
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36719
36720
>>36718
>welcome to the gnomeish gulags
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36720
>>36718
*purchase
>>36719
>RIP Torc
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36721
36722
Upon successful grapple from the group, who immediately bombard him with a deluge of "Lookathisguyhere""Thisguyhere?"YouKNOWit!""Yeahthisguyhere""Whataboutthisguyhere?""Hethoughthewasgoingtosneakhiswayinasagnome,probablyusingapolymorphspell""apolymorphspellyousay?""indeed,itcertainly,..."he trails off, for a gnome that is, before snffing Torcuil in the armpit area. "Newlygnomish,hedisplaycharacteristicsofagnomebutonewhoknowsnoknoledgeofhygeneorpersonalcareandiscertaintodevelopirritatedfingersydromeovertimewhichissomethingANYgnomewouldbebletovoid.NoImcallingitnowthisgnomeisaFRAUD!"
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36722
36723 36726
>>36721
"Oh fuck everyone last one of you all, I'M HERE FOR BUISNESS!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36723
36724
>>36722
Why you so rude all the time? You'll get further if you are polite and civil
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36724
36725
>>36723
>the irony was lost on Trump's faggot
I already tryed in >>36718 unless GM didn't see it
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36725
>>36724
Try harder
XvSkz
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No.36726
36727
[4d20 = 26]
>>36722
They stop for a moment. Then they begin to laugh amongst themselves.
"Heyguyswhenwasthelasttimeosmeonewashereforsomereasonoranother""Hastherebeenatimewheresomeonewasnt'thereonsuperimportantbusiness?""NotthatIcanrecall.Isayweturnhimupside-downandshakeouthispockets.""Thatseemsthebestapproach.Onthreethen?" and then in unison "Onetwothree,HO"
TE1uM
?
No.36727
36728 36729
[1d20 = 9]
>>36726
"Okay you little shits."
Torc teleports out of their grasp
Roll to try and do it before they shake him down.
"Listen, I don't want to harm you. I just want to buy something."
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36728
36731
>>36727
try speaking there language.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36729
36730
>>36727
>that roll
I resign to my shitty fate
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36730
>>36729
RIP Torc
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36731
36732 36741
>>36728
Okay, here we go
"Okayyoulittleturds,listenhereandlistencloselycauseI'monlygonnasayitonce. Iamheretobuyafuckingrobot,IamwillingtoohelpyourtownandprovidealargefuckingpaymentinreturnIFYOUWOULDJUSTLETMETALKTOOYOU."
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36732
36733
>>36731
Now that's more like it!

Where are you getting money from though?
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36733
36734 36735 36736
>>36732
Torc can basically use anytype of seell and do anything if I can't find a meme for it, money can grow on a fucking tree for all he cares
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36734
36735
>>36733
I fucking swear autocorrect is messing with me, but it isn't fucking on
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36735
36738
>>36734
>>36733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu-ZNUcMLmc
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36736
36737 36738
>>36733
Just offer them your body. It's what you have with you anyways
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36737
36738
1512932044311.png
>>36736

Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36738
36739
>>36737
Thats adorable
>>36736
Torc ain't a prostitute
>>36735
This guy fucking gets it
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36739
1549977__safe_artist-colon-artimis whooves_marks and recreation_spoiler-colon-s07e21_doot_kettle draws_meme_skull trumpet_spooky_trumpet.png
>>36738

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36740
36742 36745
ghost-rider-leather-jacket-900x900.jpg
Ghost-Rider-Spiked-Leather-Jacket-1000x1059.jpg
ghost rider leather gloves.2.jpg
spiked-leather-jacket-750x750.jpg
>>36707
>>36711
>Armor/barding options
Can Tracy develop an uber-slick, jet-black studded-leather, spiked motorcycle suit, that fits to her form?
I want something light-wight and mobile, that blends into the night and allows her easy breathing to do all of her tricks. Black would also bring out her mane. If combining leather with metal is an option, I'd adore that, because that's how you make a real suit of ghost-pony armor.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36741
36743 36744
>>36731
Torcuil makes this outburst while upside down.
"Isayweshake'emdownfirstwhaddyasay?""Standardoperatingproceedurethen?""Soundslikeaplan".
The gnomes start shaking him vigorously, spilling out whatever not-tightly secured equipment, contents, or available property.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36742
36748
>>36740
Also, pockets for pulling things out quickly would be nice too; would also be good for concealing things.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36743
>>36741
they better thank their gnome god infernuis didn't go.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36744
36755
1513672355311.png
>>36741
"Well since that didn't work,
I guess I'll have to be big enough.
For both of us."
Pic related appears and releases a sonic screech, hopefully stunning them
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36745
36747
>>36740
I thought that was what you have right now?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36746
36750
If you conceal a dagger with a Sleight of Hand check while in front of someone, can you make a Sneak Attack with it while observed?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36747
36750
>>36745
GM said it was left out.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36748
36749
>>36742
Just ask Torcuil or Trumpaladin or someone who already has those things
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36749
36751
>>36748
>who already has those things
It's not much help if someone else is wearing it.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36750
36752 36753
>>36746
>>36747
I could have sworn that is 100% what you have now. You can pull out weapons with the quick draw feat. It's my favorite feat
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36751
>>36749
I mean ask to have theirs
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36752
>>36750
Thats cuz the quiver Thez gave. The suit is still in the works
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36753
36754
>>36750
> It's my favorite feat
Did you take it?
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36754
>>36753
Of course
I actually haven't specified all of my feats...
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36755
36756 36759
>>36744
Gnomes are stunned. Not enough to drop or release Torcuil, but enough to stop them with carting him off for the moment.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36756
>>36755
Torc tries to teleport out of their grasp, probaly ~20 feet away
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36757
36760
Tracy is in the force, working on her repeating bow-gauntlet.
She also make as Screaming Bolt.
After that, she feeds her birds, and goes up to the holodeck to practice finessing her chain and getting a handle of it's abilities.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36758
forge*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36759
36817
>>36755
"Ana will you sing me a song?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36760
36761 36766
>>36757
"I know you don't want to kill her either... She'd make a great consort. I mean cohort."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36761
36762 36763
>>36760
He didn't actually say that in front of her, did he?
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36762
>>36761
I hope he did, should be entertaining a shit to see how it plays out
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36763
36764 36766
>>36761
I was going to say yes, he says that to her, but the way you ask that question implies that he really shouldn't say that