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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37480
37481 37484
>>37477
Ish
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37481
>>37480
How are you tonight?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37482
37483
>>37479
What is NTR?

But how would making a deal with the other party members and Trollestia to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived and be Torcuil's mountfu or whatever, be "Literal cuckholdry"?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37483
37485
>>37482
>to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived
That isn't meta what Tracy wants. She wants to dispose of the cunt who cucked her.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37484
37485 37486
>>37480
Sup
>>37478
>you say yes
What part about "I was confused and kinda didn't want it so I made Torc blow her off" don't you get
>>37478
>he knows
No...
I spoke about it, not Torc
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37485
37490
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>>37483
"Can I buy you Ice cream after this?"

>>37484
That conversation took place in Character between Tracy, Thez, and Torcuil. Of that I am sure
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37486
37488 37490
>>37484
Gimme a quick gestalt of what i missed.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37487
37490 37492
>>37479
Actually since tracy is a female its Cuckqueaning.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37488
37489
>>37486
Diane Fienstiene is coming up through the sewers
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37489
37491
>>37488
Oh shit i use cure serous wounds on (((Her))).

Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37490
>>37486
TLDR: Tracy and Trump need a relationship conseler
>>37485
I don't remember it, so it never happened: A book of logical fallacies by me
>>37487
Men: Cucking
Women: Cucqueen
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37491
37493
>>37489
She's surrounded by shambling shit-monsters. Use the Mass version.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37492
37493
>>37487
Either way, she's irredeemably pissed off. She's destroyed ponies before for less than half of what Troll did.
bl+OE
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No.37493
37494 37497
>>37491
Trump to Tracy

>"Do I still have to help you kill her?"

>>37492
>"Look on the bright side, little pony. That weeb faggot horse is dead, so someone did die over this. Blood has been paid. So you can let go of your gudge"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37494
37495
>>37493
>'You don't have to, Flashy...'
>'That only makes me want to kill that white cunt more..! I could've killed the little weeb any day if I wanted to, but she used him as a decoy. Slippery cunt.'
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37495
37496
>>37494
>"But do you expect me to?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37496
37505
>>37495
>expect

>'I'd love it if you helped me finish-off the cunt.'
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37497
37498 37499 37505
>>37493
>implying he will stay dead.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37498
37500 37504
>>37497
>implyng anyone stays dead in this god foresaken game
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37499
37501 37505
31Q3JW0t1HL.jpg
>>37497
This
Tracy's going to wup his ass so hard for that dumb stunt he pulled; he'll wish he stayed dead.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37500
37502 37504
1512545851963.jpg
>>37498
Kefka has.
And the godless communists
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37501
37507
>>37499
Hey no psychologically scarring him before Infernuis appolgizes.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37502
37508
>>37500
I've mean meaning to revive the Fire Giants and the zombies from the first session for a really long time, but I kept forgetting.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37504
37511 37513
>>37498
This.
Amidst the sense of hopeless, there's a feeling of emptiness
>>37500
Yes,... of course Kefka has

bl+OE
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No.37505
37506 37507
>>37497
That's a good point actually

>>37496
>"Tracy, I want you to understand that I am here for you. I am loyal to you - I can be loyal to you. If you need an ally, you have me.

>"But killing the Troll... it can't happen tonight. Not today. The event of this morning is too fresh in everyone's minds. The bull will be white knighting for her. The NEET will be white knighting for her. Perhaps even the demon-THOT will be white knighting for her. No, even with a white-knight all of your own, you are out-matched, and the white bitch would live"

>"No. You need to be the sneaky Shadow of the Night. Kill her, but only when everyone least expects it. Let days or weeks or months pass. Do it late at night when all of the others and their faggots are asleep. Then you shall strike, you shall kill her, and it will be reported in the morning that she returned to her forest. But not until then should you strike. And when you do, you may call me."

>>37499
>"Maybe you could even resurrect that homosexual horse and interrogate him. Make him agree to a plan"
\r
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37506
37509 37510
>>37505
Reeeee thez isnt a thot.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37507
37510
>>37501
Only semi-minor trauma; consider it training. She'll ask him about that other thing after, if she finds out. She'd been looking for him.
>>37505
*is still charging through a cloud of screeching spooks*
>'I'm sorry, Flashy. But can you wait until we're done fighting before we all get emotionally compromised?'
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37508
37509
>>37502
Where do you think a community of ziggers would be in this world?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37509
>>37506
Thez is an unapologetic thot. It adds to her swagger.
I mean, she owns a whore house: she's the top-thot.
>>37508
Jungles, Savannahs, Alleyways.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37510
37512 37518 37520
>>37506
I was going through an old thread and saw Torcuil referring to Thez as the "demon-THOT" and thought it was funny

>>37507
>"No. You'll have made up your mind by then. You need to understand now what I am saying, and then we can kill this bitch activist judge who writes very well
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37511
>>37504
I cure serous wounds mass.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37512
37514
>>37510
*swerves dangerously*
>'I don't have time for this..!'
Seriously. You can't just throw-out emotional dialogue in a beat-em-up combat scenario
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37513
37516
>>37504
Can we re-kill Ruth now?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37514
37515
>>37512
What's the emotion in "wait to kill her later"? More anger? Anger is good, because he wants her to attack and kill the Notorious RBG who is right in front of them.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37515
37521
>>37514
Emotion is beside the point. She can't talk very much while she's fighting a sea of corpses.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37516
37517 37521
>>37513
You can swarm on the dark cloud that has a broom-stick head sticking out of one end, yes
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37517
37521
>>37516
Are they within 60 ft? Can she knock her off of her broom?
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37518
37519 37520 37521
>>37510
THOT DETECTOR: ACTIVTATED
B E G O N E T H O T
I though I called her a demon-whore...
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37519
>>37518
Whore is better. Since she's a diabolical pop-idol.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37520
37522 37524 37527
>>37518
>>37510
Infernuis don't want to kill you guys,but he will.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37521
37523 37524 37526
>>37516
Ready attack, and order NPCs to clear other undead nearby with ranged weapons

>>37515
Use your night vision to determine the precise location of the Notorious RBG, and attack her, getting Trump close enough to take swings

>>37518
See >>3903 →

>>37517
I don't think it works that way. Just charge the fucking lich, since you can go 180 feet in a single round, and if you are 60 feet away she can spam all sorts of one-hit kill spells at you while Trump can't do shit and you can't use your more effective weapons
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37522
>>37520
Okay...
4NBId
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No.37523
37525
[1d20+21 = 36]
>>37521
>Use your night vision to determine
Darkvision is passive, but Spot check I guess.
Pretty sure that cloud grants Concealment though, like Tracy's.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.37524
>>37520
Thez would be the first to admit it though.
>>37521
Kek, that was a while ago
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37525
>>37523
Fuck it. You have a sword with wind gust. Use that when you get close. Also, charge the activist justice

>tfw actually respect the Justice
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37526
37529
>>37521
Tracy's chain is everdancing. It's attacks won't impede her own.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37527
37528
>>37520
>>37520
*sigh*

Devil-THOT. There. Is that better?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37528
37529
>>37527
Slovenia is sub- pony.

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37529
>>37526
That only lets you make attacks of opportunity. Which you shouldn't get in this scenario

>>37528
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I will ban you!

>Cries
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37531
37534
>>37530
Don't you dare insult horsefuckery on this board!