With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>37479What is NTR?
But how would making a deal with the other party members and Trollestia to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived and be Torcuil's mountfu or whatever, be "Literal cuckholdry"?
>>37482>to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revivedThat isn't
meta what Tracy wants. She wants to
dispose of the cunt who cucked her.
>>37480Sup
>>37478>you say yesWhat part about "I was confused and kinda didn't want it so I made Torc blow her off" don't you get
>>37478>he knowsNo...
I spoke about it, not Torc
>>37483"Can I buy you Ice cream after this?"
>>37484That conversation took place in Character between Tracy, Thez, and Torcuil. Of that I am sure
>>37484Gimme a quick gestalt of what i missed.
>>37479Actually since tracy is a female its Cuckqueaning.
>>37486Diane Fienstiene is coming up through the sewers
>>37488Oh shit i use cure serous wounds on (((Her))).
>>37486TLDR: Tracy and Trump need a relationship conseler
>>37485I don't remember it, so it never happened: A book of logical fallacies by me
>>37487Men: Cucking
Women: Cucqueen
>>37489She's surrounded by shambling shit-monsters. Use the Mass version.
>>37487Either way, she's irredeemably pissed off. She's destroyed ponies before for less than half of what Troll did.
>>37497This
Tracy's going to wup his ass so hard for that dumb stunt he pulled; he'll wish he stayed dead.
>>37498Kefka has.
And the godless communists
>>37499Hey no psychologically scarring him before Infernuis appolgizes.
>>37500I've mean meaning to revive the Fire Giants and the zombies from the first session for a really long time, but I kept forgetting.
>>37498This.
Amidst the sense of hopeless, there's a feeling of emptiness
>>37500Yes,... of course Kefka has
>>37497That's a good point actually
>>37496>"Tracy, I want you to understand that I am here for you. I am loyal to you - I can be loyal to you. If you need an ally, you have me.>"But killing the Troll... it can't happen tonight. Not today. The event of this morning is too fresh in everyone's minds. The bull will be white knighting for her. The NEET will be white knighting for her. Perhaps even the demon-THOT will be white knighting for her. No, even with a white-knight all of your own, you are out-matched, and the white bitch would live">"No. You need to be the sneaky Shadow of the Night. Kill her, but only when everyone least expects it. Let days or weeks or months pass. Do it late at night when all of the others and their faggots are asleep. Then you shall strike, you shall kill her, and it will be reported in the morning that she returned to her forest. But not until then should you strike. And when you do, you may call me.">>37499>"Maybe you could even resurrect that homosexual horse and interrogate him. Make him agree to a plan"\r
>>37501Only semi-minor trauma; consider it training. She'll ask him about that other thing after, if she finds out. She'd been looking for him.
>>37505*is still charging through a cloud of screeching spooks*
>'I'm sorry, Flashy. But can you wait until we're done fighting before we all get emotionally compromised?' >>37502Where do you think a community of ziggers would be in this world?
>>37506Thez is an unapologetic thot. It adds to her swagger.
I mean, she owns a whore house: she's the top-thot.
>>37508Jungles, Savannahs, Alleyways.
>>37506I was going through an old thread and saw Torcuil referring to Thez as the "demon-THOT" and thought it was funny
>>37507>"No. You'll have made up your mind by then. You need to understand now what I am saying, and then we can kill this bitch activist judge who writes very well >>37504I cure serous wounds mass.
>>37512What's the emotion in "wait to kill her later"? More anger? Anger is good, because he wants her to attack and kill the Notorious RBG who is right in front of them.
>>37514Emotion is beside the point. She can't talk very much while she's fighting a sea of corpses.
>>37513You can swarm on the dark cloud that has a broom-stick head sticking out of one end, yes
>>37516Are they within 60 ft? Can she knock her off of her broom?
>>37518Whore is better. Since she's a diabolical pop-idol.
>>37518>>37510Infernuis don't want to kill you guys,but he will.
>>37516Ready attack, and order NPCs to clear other undead nearby with ranged weapons
>>37515Use your night vision to determine the precise location of the Notorious RBG, and attack her, getting Trump close enough to take swings
>>37518See
>>3903 →>>37517I don't think it works that way. Just charge the fucking lich, since you can go 180 feet in a single round, and if you are 60 feet away she can spam all sorts of one-hit kill spells at you while Trump can't do shit and you can't use your more effective weapons
[1d20+21 = 36]>>37521>Use your night vision to determineDarkvision is passive, but Spot check I guess.
Pretty sure that cloud grants Concealment though, like Tracy's.
>>37520Thez would be the first to admit it though.
>>37521Kek, that was a while ago
>>37523Fuck it. You have a sword with wind gust. Use that when you get close. Also, charge the activist justice
>tfw actually respect the Justice >>37521Tracy's chain is everdancing. It's attacks won't impede her own.
>>37520>>37520*sigh*
Devil-THOT. There. Is that better?
>>37526That only lets you make attacks of opportunity. Which you shouldn't get in this scenario
>>37528REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I will ban you!
>Cries >>37530
Don't you dare insult horsefuckery on this board!