With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>37586
Wait, Twice?
Torc never fucked the dragon, only death and troll. And Death was a highly unusal situation.
Wait, Twice?
Torc never fucked the dragon, only death and troll. And Death was a highly unusal situation.
>>37591
Yes, cloud is ebil.
>>37592
Several of the Keks
So as characters position and situate themselves, they notice that the air is almost stale with inactivity. Its almost as though they have been in this position - on the verge or in process of some dramatic action or other - for several minutes in game time and almost a day now from player-standpoint. I assure you, I'm noy just being a fag
Yes, cloud is ebil.
>>37592
Several of the Keks
So as characters position and situate themselves, they notice that the air is almost stale with inactivity. Its almost as though they have been in this position - on the verge or in process of some dramatic action or other - for several minutes in game time and almost a day now from player-standpoint. I assure you, I'm noy just being a fag
>>37593
If the characters are suspended indefinitely in galloping pose, can they talk out their relationship problems?
If the characters are suspended indefinitely in galloping pose, can they talk out their relationship problems?
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>>37599
>Rolled a 6
I'm a say that landed with a 26 AC for Horsey, a +16 base attack bonus, and a +5 strength modifier. So horsey is booped
>>37601
The Right way to do it is to boop another pony
>>37601
"Looks like that fucking space coyote screwed us over or something. Just like Trollestia, she set me up!
Anyways... wanna talk about our problems?"
>Rolled a 6
I'm a say that landed with a 26 AC for Horsey, a +16 base attack bonus, and a +5 strength modifier. So horsey is booped
>>37601
The Right way to do it is to boop another pony
>>37601
"Looks like that fucking space coyote screwed us over or something. Just like Trollestia, she set me up!
Anyways... wanna talk about our problems?"
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>>37602
Strength doesn't make attacks land more easily. And he'd have to crawl out of his saddle and climb her neck to reach her snoot.
Also, it might me unwise to boop her while she's 40 ft up...
>landing on a 6
Strength doesn't make attacks land more easily. And he'd have to crawl out of his saddle and climb her neck to reach her snoot.
Also, it might me unwise to boop her while she's 40 ft up...
>landing on a 6
>>37604
Yes it does, you apply your strength modifier to your attack roll to beat AC. So 16+5+6=27>26 The attack landed.
>Crawl out of saddle
He's got a reach of 5 feet. Or maybe 10. But he can boop a horse if he leans forward
Yes it does, you apply your strength modifier to your attack roll to beat AC. So 16+5+6=27>26 The attack landed.
>Crawl out of saddle
He's got a reach of 5 feet. Or maybe 10. But he can boop a horse if he leans forward
>>37604
>Landing on a 6
That's why playing a higher level Paladin is so epic. His attack bonuses are so high that his first attack lands against almost any opponent on any role higher than a 1
>Landing on a 6
That's why playing a higher level Paladin is so epic. His attack bonuses are so high that his first attack lands against almost any opponent on any role higher than a 1
>>37610
>Implying he can talk with his head in her mouth
>Implying hoers saliva would do anything but make his hair glisten in the moonlight
>Implying he can talk with his head in her mouth
>Implying hoers saliva would do anything but make his hair glisten in the moonlight
>>37614
"How do you feel about Fae, Tracy? I know you used to not like her, because you were jealous of her. But now you are a mount too. So can you accept her?"
"How do you feel about Fae, Tracy? I know you used to not like her, because you were jealous of her. But now you are a mount too. So can you accept her?"
>>37615
>'Well, it's not like you've been riding her more than me, so I guess I don't have very much of a problem with her, for now... I don't see why you'd need two though...'
>'Well, it's not like you've been riding her more than me, so I guess I don't have very much of a problem with her, for now... I don't see why you'd need two though...'
>>37616
>"When she laid out Torcuil in two rounds, she proved to me two things. That she was willing to do anything I needed her to do, and that she was able.
If you could have your own killer attack lion - better than a lion - that you could fly, wouldn't you?"
>"When she laid out Torcuil in two rounds, she proved to me two things. That she was willing to do anything I needed her to do, and that she was able.
If you could have your own killer attack lion - better than a lion - that you could fly, wouldn't you?"
>>37617
That second part is supposed to be in the link-greentext, but it feels appropriate as is
>>37616
>"Well... it's more than just that. She came to me. It would be beyond rude to dismiss her. And she spoke the magic words of Football, American, and Ponies. Who else in this world have you heard speak do beautifully?"
>>37618
>"I asked you to attack Torcuil first"
That second part is supposed to be in the link-greentext, but it feels appropriate as is
>>37616
>"Well... it's more than just that. She came to me. It would be beyond rude to dismiss her. And she spoke the magic words of Football, American, and Ponies. Who else in this world have you heard speak do beautifully?"
>>37618
>"I asked you to attack Torcuil first"
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>>37619
>'Could she manage the stadium just as easily without the title? She does it all herself anyway.. If you dismissed her, she'd probably just around doing what she normally does, doing her sermons at the stadium and whatever..'
Meta spoiler
Tracy has more-or-less realized that Fae is far too religious to ever think of getting in the way of her relationship, so she's no longer actively plotting to kill her, so long as she feels like she is the one more closely connected to Trumpaladin.
>'Could she manage the stadium just as easily without the title? She does it all herself anyway.. If you dismissed her, she'd probably just around doing what she normally does, doing her sermons at the stadium and whatever..'
Meta spoiler
Tracy has more-or-less realized that Fae is far too religious to ever think of getting in the way of her relationship, so she's no longer actively plotting to kill her, so long as she feels like she is the one more closely connected to Trumpaladin.
>>37624
>[incoherent distressed pony thoughts that fill up his head and cause terrible headaches]
>'Wat?!'
>[incoherent distressed pony thoughts that fill up his head and cause terrible headaches]
>'Wat?!'
>>37626
>"I think you misunderstood me little pony. I mean like when you're away doing your pony things, or when you're doing stealthy rogue stuff. Or when I just need to go into town to run errands and you're feeding the birds"
>"I think you misunderstood me little pony. I mean like when you're away doing your pony things, or when you're doing stealthy rogue stuff. Or when I just need to go into town to run errands and you're feeding the birds"
>>37628
[muffled distressed pony noises]
>'I-I-I.. Can't we schedule ahead of time? I'm more than enough... *incoherent pony thoughts*'
*swallows head a little bit*
[muffled distressed pony noises]
>'I-I-I.. Can't we schedule ahead of time? I'm more than enough... *incoherent pony thoughts*'
*swallows head a little bit*
>>37629
>"Of course you're enough silly horsey. Don't be so distressed, I just wanted to be considerate of your time is all. You're a wonderful mount"
>"Of course you're enough silly horsey. Don't be so distressed, I just wanted to be considerate of your time is all. You're a wonderful mount"
[1d20 = 19]
>>37631
*Puts hand on horse head, which is apparently intent on getting his head drenched in drool*
>"You're a wonderful mount Tracy. A wonderful mount. After all, how many mounts will let their riders do this"
Grabs her by the pussy
>>37631
*Puts hand on horse head, which is apparently intent on getting his head drenched in drool*
>"You're a wonderful mount Tracy. A wonderful mount. After all, how many mounts will let their riders do this"
Grabs her by the pussy
>>37632
He shouldn't be able to move at all, but I won't argue with dat roll.
*shudders*
[muffled happy pony noises]
>'You can grab me any time, Flashy...'
*swallows head entirely*
He shouldn't be able to move at all, but I won't argue with dat roll.
*shudders*
[muffled happy pony noises]
>'You can grab me any time, Flashy...'
*swallows head entirely*
>>37633
*sticks tongue down horse throat*
>"Fae would claw me if I ever tried to do that to her. She's also not an equine, so I would't want to. You don't need to worry Tracy. You're special"
*sticks tongue down horse throat*
>"Fae would claw me if I ever tried to do that to her. She's also not an equine, so I would't want to. You don't need to worry Tracy. You're special"
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