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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
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No.36660
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With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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Mrs. Sentry
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>>37168
>she made you kill your lover?
Wat?
Anonymous
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>>37169
Trollestia caused Tracy to kill Ponimaru through her trick
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37170
Why did you think Ponimaru was some kind of "lover"?
She's not a colt-cuddler anymore
Mrs. Sentry
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No.37172
37173
>>37171
Ponimaru is the colt that Tracy bullies in her spare time. It is by no means a romantic thing.
Anonymous
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>>37171
The only things Trumpaladin knows about Ponimaru is that he's male, he's of approximately the same species as Tracy, and Tracy once ditched him for an opportunity to go see Ponimaru. He's only seen him like once before, but that's all he needs to know.

When I was looking back through older threads I saw there was this entire session full of a battle between Lenos and Thez, an exploration of the Dias, and an interaction between Tracy and Ponimaru that I never read (and still haven't) that explains a lot of things like the fear of Lenos. All of this information should be as unknown to Trumpaladin as it is to his faggot

>>37172
And Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
Mrs. Sentry
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37176
>>37173
>Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
I hope so.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.37175
>>37173
Tracy and Ponimaru haven't actually interacted very much at all, desu... Two of the ~6 times they met in session, she 1-shotted him...
7s1gk
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No.37176
37177
>>37174
Well Tracy's made it pretty clear that if she ever catches him doing with her as one does with a waifu, then she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare. Which he obviously does not want to do or have happen to her.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37176
>she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare
She never said anything about eating.
And she could kill her herself, so don't sweat it (actually, do. Sweat hard). Slovenia is her friend though, so she wouldn't want to kill her unless she stepped over the line.
Aiv0R
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>>37168
Why's ponimaru have to die? Also the beyotch was cuz I was drinking last night and it looked like you wanted to run and hide.
>>37177
So would Tracy not eat Trollestia then? Seems uncharacteristic desu.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37168
>>37178
Ponimaru shouldn't have to die at all; he wasn't meant to. Tracy put his body in her bag so she could resurrect him later (and give him a thorough whipping for tricking her).
She meta intends to keep Troll dead though.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.37180
>>37178
>So would Tracy not eat Trollestia then?
Well, probably parts of her; I hadn't planned that far, because I'd be tempted to spoil shit through meta. Although I meta had originally intended to have her make another Nithing and feed part of her to her birds, because muh symbolism.

Also, why haven't the Devourers begun to attack the living yet? They can freely access the material plane can't they?
Devourers are creepiest pasta.. If they get you, you can't even be revived...
Anonymous
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>>37179
Nah, keep that bitch dead. Fuck him

>>37178
Cause the bastard is going after his waifu. Unlike Trollestia, he's not a party asset, but rather only interacts tangentially with the party. He has no value alive. And why not hide from danger? They want to do harm, they can come to him and his personal army
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37181
>Fuck him
Y U h8 Ponimaru?
>going after his waifu
No he isn't. He's afraid of her, if anything. Tracy just chases after him because she finds it hilarious to torment him.
>he's not a party asset
>has no value alive
That's not how you quantify life, Anon...
Anonymous
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>>37182
>Why hate ponimaru
Because Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him! I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter, but Infernius got in the way. Now he's dead, so keep him dead

>Hilarious to torment
I know how she shows love

>Feeling pity for a fictional horse
Then why no pity for Trollestia, who has actually been helpful at times?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37181
>why not hide from danger?
Paladins don't run from danger; they fight it, especially when said danger is undead. Your character literally radiates courage and is immune to fear as a class feature; keep up with the character.
Anonymous
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>>37184
Are Infernius, Thez and Torcuil undead?
Aiv0R
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>>37184
Question, how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?
>>37185
Of course not, why would you ask?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37183
>Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him
No she didn't.
>I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter
*disappointed stare*
>>37185
They weren't going to kill him, and if so, not permanently.
>>37183
>who has actually been helpful at times?
Ponimaru has been delivering messages from Ben and Thez for months now. And it's not like I, Tracy's faggot, personally hate Troll; it's just that it wouldn't be in character to let her off.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.37188
>>37186
>how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?
Whole? Just Ponimaru. She's got a few other parts, but they're only in bits and pieces.
Anonymous
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>>37186
It was a rhetorical question to signify to Tracy's faggot that he was not afraid of the undead
Mrs. Sentry
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No.37190
37191
>>37186
Have any of those Devourers made a move on the living yet?
Aiv0R
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>>37190
Not yet, but the fight with the Giant Skeltal hasn't happened yet either.
>>37189
My bad
Mrs. Sentry
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No.37192
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It's going to be a pain and a half to load all of these undead parts into the Entertron..
Mrs. Sentry
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Also, could we make another body-cast made out of Dimerterium, for the sake of reviving mages?
Aiv0R
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>>37193
A non-stabby iron maiden then, with an open face?
>>37192
Just what are you intending?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37194
>what are you intending?
Saving all the souls who were enslaved by the necromancers of the capital, of course.
Isn't that the righteous thing to do?
Anonymous
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No.37196
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>>37187
Yes she did

>>37193
>>37192
No. Just, no. No. No.
Anonymous
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>>37195
The entertron doesn't work on souls. It needs matter
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37194
>>37196
>tfw I keep getting these two IDs mixed up...
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37197
Undead turn back into living when Ressurection is used on them.
We could revive every corpse in the Port.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.37200
>>37191
Can we give the Cloud Giant skeleton a red hat and suit?
Aiv0R
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>>37199
Uhm,... that's not how it works. Resurrection destroys undead utterly. Bringing the person back is a no go at that point.
Anonymous
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>>37199
Those undead could be the villains of yesteryear, always chaotic evil races, criminals, communists - who the hell knows
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37201
I read on the wiki that Resurrection and True Resurrection work on undead.
>Resurrection and true resurrection can affect undead creatures. These spells turn undead creatures back into the living creatures they were before becoming undead.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37202
Why not give them a chance? That's what we call Bliss, isn't it?
Everyone could be revived for Christmas.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.37205
>>37204
I guess I just get all preachy during the holidays...
I g2g for a bit to wash the dog.
Anonymous
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No.37206
>>37204
I do want more humans...
It seems risky
Aiv0R
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>>37203
My listing shows that undead expressly can't be resurrected via either resurrection spells, as the last line of the spell description.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37207
Oh, I guess I'm reading a separate edition, although another site says it's 3.5e.
Too bad then...

Does that also mean PCs are done for if Animate Dead is cast on them?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37208
Idk how the rules work, but I thought that meant undead creatures couldn't be brought back as undead creatures. Meaning zombies and vampires go back to being alive; monsters like and Nightshades, who were never among the living, stay kill.
>You can resurrect someone killed by a death effect or someone who has been turned into an undead creature and then destroyed. You cannot resurrect someone who has died of old age. Constructs, elementals, outsiders, and undead creatures can’t be resurrected.
Idk though. I just want to figure out how it works.

I g2g again.
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No.37210
>>37184
Stop with this >Paladin shit.

First off, if you want to be a white knight moralist who knows everything about what makes a great Paladin, then you should have played a Paladin. In fact, you still can play as a white knight Paladin. Just have Tracy put on the cursed hat and POOF, she's a white knight moralist just like her faggot, so you can do your moralizing in the game as well as in Meta.

Second, and more importantly, I am keeping up with the character. This is a character who is dutiful to his protectorates and will fight for them regardless of the danger to himself. That's why he attacked Infernius after he started slashing at his fiance. That's why he charges headlong into legions of undead that are threatening the city that sees him as a protector. But I have zero intent of playing a stupid character. He's not going to get himself killed over a damned murder plot that was questionable to begin with. Some things are worth dying for, but not everything is.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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No.37211
>>37209
What if you used the Undead to Death spell? That turns undead into regular corpses, doesn't it?
Aiv0R
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>>37208
>>37209
No, you're right. It was the line about undead creatures that threw me, but yes if a creature has been made into undead it can be returned to life
Mrs. Sentry
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>>37212
Hooray! It's a Christmas Miracle.
Gotta smash all the zombies before we can save them though.
Anonymous
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No.37214
>>37213
Tracy helps in the task before doing whatever else she had planned
Aiv0R
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>>37213
Thez is way ahead of her, lamenting all the while that she can't rebuke undead anymore.
"Oh wait! There's the words! Kek!" and all the undead around her in a 65' diameter r squish.
Anonymous
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No.37216
>>37213
>>37215
If you want to kill a Cloud giant before Christmas Eve...
Anonymous
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37218
Afternoon, whats happening?
Aiv0R
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No.37218
>>37217
Chillin, reading, arranging. Making sure I've got the right tables and shit.