/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>37374
kek

>>37373
Well, I'll probably lurk for the next couple hours.

>>37379
Kek. I just saw that one on my watchlist.

>>37381
???

>>37382
free memes

gtg for a bit

>>37295
I tried cleaning up her face and making the hair look a bit less terrible.

Desaturated this Wood Elf

>>37386
>>37387
Awww, thanks

>>37388
You're welcome.

Shameless Blogpost:
I'm going to go to a movie with my family for the next couple hours. They want to watch the new (((Star Wars))) film; i hope it's half-decent this year.

>>37389
Good. Good. Blog post with us

I honestly believe it's not a bad movie. I watched it a couple nights ago with a friend when we went to see it at midnight. It's definitely better than the other two disney Star Wars films and any of the prequals,
although it drags on for way too long - it should have been shorter.
But I think it's a solid film

So I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday, allow me to get meta for a moment.
I've kind of painted myself into a corner. This was supposed to be the point at which the party becomes aware of certain aspects of the world through a lengthy villainous monologue/description, but Liches don't do that. In fact, in this context all they would do is attack. No explanations or dialogue, just a throwing of themselves and their resources against their opponent. Liches revive after a short period of time, and there's always more corpses to animate, so who cares? So, in the conclusion of the immediate situation, I'm going to introduce a new NPC to give convenient explanations. In this way, we can still meta as needed, but in a very tongue-in-cheek gesture it will enable characters to know stuff by way of convenient explanations. Pic related is convenient eplanation man

>>37391
>Implying Thez shouldn't already know all of this shit
That's okay, it's very easy to imagine the lichs have human lackeys that are taken alive

I'm finally making some plans for world building after the war is over.
The lack of international commerce has been putting a hold on my world building for a while, but hopefully I can get back in the game
Um... I got a few things I want for my Fae after the battle is over...

Merry Christmas Faggots!

>>37393
Merry Christmas
>>37390
>>37389
IMO the new one is mainly hated because of the guy who dies at the end. I feel most people can't look over that detail, and hate the rest of the movie because of it. The only film I personally won't sit down and watch is the Phantom Menace. I like how (((disney))) is doing with it, but I still prefer the books.Go ahead, shit on me

>>37396
Do I redeem myself by currently reading The Art of the Deal?

>>37393
Merry Christmas modanon.

>>37397
Yes. Absolutely. I've felt kind of lonely here making references to it, but no one gets my references because I am the only person who has read it

>>37398
D'aww, thanks. Merry Christmas Dixie

>>37399
Prepare to have your references understood Donny
>>37400
Mein Kampf is next on my reading list don't worry

>>37391
Well, I assume the liches didn't go down without a fight. How many spell slots did it take to fell them? How much energy did we expend?

>>37402
Oh certainly not, and the Liches timed their arrival. At the same time they're arriving (there's three) a mix of screams of alarm and panic can be heard from within the port.
For those at the bridge, there's Ruth Bader Ginsberg. For those at the port there is Nanci Pelosi, and for those at the sewer (is there anyone even?) there's Dianne Feinstein.

>>37403
Infernius was supposed to be at the sewer, but we can kill Fienstien after The Notorious RBG is semi-kill

>>37402
Do you not want to play out the combat sequence?

>>37405
Why do you assume we are not going to kill the licks in combat? They need a chance to kill us, after all

>>37404
Infernius left the sewer.

>>37403
Can we start the charge soon?

>>37407
I am aware. He should head back

>>37404
I had planned to play it out a bit, as players are able. The biggest risk to players is human resources, reputation, and immediate adversary.
>>37405
Thats the the thing about liches, you can kill the image/presence all you want and it'll b back in some days; one must kill the phylactery, also for swag.
>>37408
Allyps, vargouilles, shadows, and other base undead lunge at Trump, each dying in rapid and often continuous succession when coinciding with Vandereium's abilities. Maintaining a perimeter is pretty easy. Trump can turn undead, say "Football" (1x/day) or move (incurring attacks of opportunity, aside from attacks or item use.

>>37403
I am in the sewers.

>>37410
Well fuck me. Where is RBG relative to me? Where am I? Am I unmounted again?

>>37410
Can't Tracy just fly over all of the grunts and charge straight for Ruth?

>>37413
All three listed enemy types are flying...

>>37412
High in the air, appearing as a dense dark cloud or fog, a disgusting mask of decayed flesh is stuck half-assedly out one side on a broom handle as a "recognizable face"

>>37414
Fuck it. Trample Attack while attempting to Overrun them, while Trump keeps swinging his sword, and continue the charge. Tracy is Huge and has 31 Str, so she can Trample just about anything that doesn't choose to get out of her way.

>>37415
Alright, is it possible to move forward without more than normal attacks? What about using the generals to shoot arrows to clear a path?

Can cute sex horse use the grape-shot type effect of the Trebuchet fire to clear a path?

Does daylight scare them away?

>>37416
>>37415
Um... Trumpaladin re-kills anything undead that comes in range

>>37419
It's not a weapon and it's not in range

Now should we use NPCs with range attacks to help clear the gap, proceed forward at risk, or use the holy word to clear a circle?

>>37420
I meant Disarm, and a broom could count as a weapon.
Anyway, can Tracy knock the old "lady" off the broom with her 60 ft chain?

>>37417
Yes, the trebuchet.<WHUDDDD> sounds off from the rear. "What are you aiming at? No seriously, what? The giant is meta-kill, what else is there?" Slovenia demands, showing visual cues that she had most enjoyed fing the toys. "Sound off targets!" her voice somehow cuts through the din of hundreds of undead spoops clamoring around.

>>37415
To Fae

>"Second enemy wave appears to be proceeding from the same points of attack as the first. Send all combat personnel back to the walls, and engage via ranged attacks. You yourself shall engage in flying targets that come too close, or assist the ground troops"

>>37422
"Target this dense horde of flying and grounded undead! It is absolutely impossible for you to miss. Target the mass between us and the cloud!"

>>37421
>>37422
And... My parents are making me eat dinner. Be back in a few minutes

Tracy is using her free-action smoke cloud every turn, btw.

>>37424
Tracy continues plowing straight towards Ruth, crushing bones beneath her fiery hooves as she charges, reading her dancing chain to lash at the old caster once she gets withing 60 ft.

>>37424
I too must eat. Not now, but soon. Go forth and nom good paladin. This part upcoming is where we take all the cards and resources we have been hiding/stashing/cultivating and throw them - almost literally - against the undead hoard context.