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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
1312 replies and 145 files omitted.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36814
36817
>>36813
"thez you sing me a song?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36815
36817
>>36811
tluciffid s'taht gniylpmi<
>>36813
uoy ot no s'ehs
4NBId
?
No.36816
36818
[1d20+5 = 23]
>>36813
*grabs bag in stables and leaves nonchalantly*
Sense Motive check to get a hunch if she's caught wind of something
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36817
36819 36820
>>36794
Not so much
>>36759
"RIght now? Uhm,... I don't know too many upbeat songs."
>>36814
^^
>>36815
Hye, smoe ehva a drah miet ithw ti. Yur'ou pbbrloay efni w/ arcsdelb oto he?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36818
36821
>>36816
The way she's eyeballin', she definitely suspects Tracy of something.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36819
36822
>>36817
"as long as it from the heart me will like it."
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36820
36822
>>36817
Ym tusami nskwo on miilst
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36821
36822 36834
Btw, can Tracy use the fluids she collected for Barry's corpse to make AIDS-coated daggers?
Also, I forgot, do you need to roll for Sneak Attacks when you're using poison?
>>36818
Tracy sticks her tongue out at Troll like she does every day, and leaves in a huff.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36822
36823 36824 36825
>>36820
)/ inec
>>36819
https://youtu.be/8FZ9dQcHbuA
Start at :55
>>36821
No, the poison is automatic upon doing damage, the fortitude save is to determine if the individual's immune response is effective or not.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36823
36826 36831
>>36822
What's the fortitude save for AIDS? (yeah, I was serious)
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36824
36826
>>36822
We got off topic
Plz see >>36807

Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36825
36827
>>36822
*wipes away a tear*
"that song almost as beautiful as you ana."
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36826
36828 36840
>>36823
Barry doesn't have AIDS, he has spastic colon.
>>36824
The older one crosses his arms, placing one hand at his chin."Thatservesasamount?That'sgoingtorequiresomesophisticatedbio-sumlatoryengineering.Againthequestionarises,howspphisticatedarewetalking?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36827
36845 36846
>>36825
"I thought you'd like that one. Its one of the few I know thats in German. And what has you in such a sentimental mood today?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36828
36829
>>36826
>spastic colon
Is that contagious?
I'm trying to buff my biological arsenal.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36829
>>36828
No, its not, its just very painful.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36830
36833
Trumpaladin's faggot arrives at a bar after like 30 minutes of driving, and is ready for his character to finally kill, fuck or marry this damned unicorn
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36831
36832
>>36823
Just use Tracy's blood if you want to kill enemies with syphilis or super AIDS
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36832
36833
>>36831
I already said she's resistant to STDs. And she needs to keep her body healthy, because those diseases fuck-up fetuses.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36833
36835
>>36830
Don't neglect the scene on our behalf but,... yeah I do get a kick out of the idea of you reaching through your phone to take swings at a unicorn
>>36832
The ones Tracy knows of,....
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36834
36838
>>36821
>"where are you little pony? You know only a magical weapon can harm her. Is the cane sword enchanted in that way? Use its gust power if she charges you later or if she uses obscuring mists. Do you want to borrow Suigoto? She has +3 enchantment"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36835
36836 36838
>>36833
How many doors that will let a horse through are there at the stable? Can we lock it? Where can locks be obtained?
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36836
36837 36838
>>36835
There's not really doors. Rooms are connected by open archways or corridors that connect areas.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36837
>>36836
You're shitting me. There is nothing we can close?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36838
36839 36841 36842
>>36834
>'I'm near the stables. Go for it; I'll be there.'
Your character has Magic Weapon as a 1st level spell, and so does Tracy. Damage Reduction isn't an issue.
And yes. Her sword is magical, as are three of her daggers.
>>36835
Just do the deed as soon as you get the chance. She'll get suspicious if you try to lock the door. She's a
>>36836
Is there a corner she can hide around?

Tracy is crouching ~60-ft away from the stables, trying to figure out how many rounds her conceal Alignment scroll lasts, keeping an eye on the stables as she does.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36839
>>36838
She moves around a corner before she does that.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36840
36843
Pinkie_Pie_ID_S4E11.png
>>36826
"WellIwantittohaveapersonality,forstarters. Designwise... onemoment."
Torc picks up his tome and rips out an empty page. He sketches pic related but in greyscale.
"ThisistheroughshapeIwouldlike. Proballyabout4feettallorso. Maybeasmall3inchcannonthatfoldoutifpossible."
Torc takes another moment to catch his breath
"Isitpossible?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36841
36844
>>36838
>do the deed
She's a freaking demigod. Not a regular horse. It would take Trump almost four full rounds to kill her if almost ever attack landed
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36842
36844
>>36838
>"are you sure you don't want to set chains across the entrance? Or set up stakes? Anything to keep her from running away?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36843
36848
>>36840
He lifts his glasses from his eyes and wipes his face. "Idon'tknowifyourealizethisbutgivingconstructsanidentityisn'tsomethingyoujust"do",thatrequiresingenuityandcreativitythatdoesn'tjustspringoutofnowhere,andifitwaspossibleyouwouldhavetobeafull-timeparticipantinitsconstruction.Imean,howimportantisthisthingtoyou?You'reessentiallydescribingaconstructartifact,entirelycustomandunique."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36844
36847
>>36841
Try the shackles then the rope, or at least get a blow on her.
>demigod
Like I give a shit. That only means moar XP
She's just a 13th level encounter. Her facing Trumpaladin and Tracy together is hardly a battle: it's a murder. The most Tracy has to worry about is getting hit by one of those Good Domain spells.
>>36842
>'She won't fall for that crap. She's already on to me. Do your thing, and don't choke.'
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36845
36849 36851
>>36827
A non-descript citizen walks up and whispers in Thez' ear.
"Uhm,... there's something I need to take care of." <whoooof>
The citizen bows briefly, then departs.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36846
>>36827
"me get sad around winter time, me never had family to celebrate with."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36847
36854
>>36844
She has a +22 melee attack and also smite evil. She can kill Tracy in three rounds. But more importantly she can run away. The rope is weak. It could be destroyed by her. The shackles require a successful grapple, and she's bigger than him, she'd win a grapple check.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36848
36852
>>36843
"Anartifact?"
Torc seems a bit shocked by this statement. Torc reflects a minute on if he really wants this. He considers what it would mean.
"Pleasegivemejustaminute,ifyoudon'tmind."
Fuck, now you have me questioning this.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36849
36850
>>36845
Trumpaladin places the rope and shackles in his tie, and then enters the stables.

He has a sorrowful expression as he approaches Trollestia. He positions himself between the entryway and her
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36850
>>36849
Boi he bout to fucking do it
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36851
36853
>>36845
*goes back to the tower.*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36852
36859
>>36848
"Wellwhadyaexpect?Notonlyareyoutalkingaboutmakingaconstruct,butwithpropertiesofanintelligentitem.Andacannon."
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36853
36855 36856 36857 36858
>>36851
As Infernius enters, Thez whispers from an unknown location, "Act natural"
4NBId
?
No.36854
[1d20+17 = 36]
>>36847
Don't be a bitch.
Tracy has him to heal her anyway.
>she can run away
Then they'll follow her.
>shackles require a grapple check
>bigger than him
What about that night he used them on Tracy?

Either way, just do what you think is best; just do it
If you don't think the bindings will work, just go for a full attack and hope you land a 20, then they'll hunt her down.

Tracy is hidden around the corner, and now activates her True strike and Conceal alignment scrolls.
Rolling to Move Silently around the corner.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36855
36856 36857
>>36853
"um okay."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36856
>>36853
>>36855
Reeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36857
36860
>>36853
>>36855
"why? whats wrong?"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36858
36861
>>36853
And he says to her "hello Troll..."
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36859
36860
>>36852
"No,Iexpectedittotaketime,Ijustwasn'texpectingittobeafuckingartifact. Wecanscratchthecannontoo."
Torc then remembers how much of a fith wheel he can feel like
"Yeah,IthinkIcanstickaroundtohelp.DowehaveanestimatedtimesoIcanletmyfriendsknowhowlongI'llbegone."
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36860
36864 36865
>>36857
"Trouble, maybe, I'm not sure myself."
This from around a different corner.
>>36859
"Itwilltakemetimejusttocomeupwithanestimatefortimetobehonest,andI'mstillnotsurethatitcanbedone.TaketheGMforexample,IreallydoubthecanRPPonkeffectively,evenifitsaroboticversion."
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36861
36863
>>36858
"Greetings, paladin Trump. What business?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36862
36867
Detect Good one more time, to make sure Troll isn't using a Decoy of some sort.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36863
36866
>>36861
Is left entirely stupefied before her, staring
"........"