With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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[4d20 = 40]>>37014Is this a fallback position or no? Send them to the gates or walls if it usnt a citadel
Rolling because Tracy's favor is
>>37017Goddamnit Tracy and trump are ridding. She's mounted. He's mounting her. They go to the one place it covered , wich is the sewers
[3d20 = 42]>>37020Sewers don't sound suited for mounted combat.
Rolling second line of attacks because Great Cleave.
>>37020>>37021you guys can have the gate ill take the sewers.
While waiting for a responce to
>>37008Does Torc being lvl16 mean lvl8 spells now?
>>37019>stadium, fall-backYes, for both channeling citizens and civillians and preventing forces from assailing.
>>37020So Infernius is alone at the gate, Troll/Torc are in the docks, and Trump/Tracy are in the sewers? Thez is messy with gore and bits, she could pass as a zombie if she'd slow down and stop murdering. but she's got her staff out and she doesn't show sign of slowing. "I don't think this is an attack force." she shouts at some point. "They seem kinda weak and squishy."
>>37021I am driving. There is no way at all I can figure out I mounted combats. Go to the fucking series mounted
To Tracy "go to the ducking seerss"
>>37024im going to the sewers they can have the gate.
[3d20 = 28]>>37027"I'm going to kill that bitch!"
Another round of attacks as she makes her way towards the ducking seerss
"If it's the last thing I do!"
I can't roll or play right now. I won't be able to for 30 or more minutes. Just say Trumpaladin stats mounted on Tracy and swings at whatever enemies come near him. Some one do my rolls for me
So now Trump is going to the ducking seerss, followed by Infernius, leaving the front gate wide open and the docks still well tended by Torc/Troll. I assume Tracy is with Trump? And where are the human resources? The Gestapo is placed throughout the city, so can't be directed, and the Generals are at the stadium. The Fight Club is active, but location unknown.
>>37029We're back at the gates, Infernius is taking the sewers
You try spelling everything right typing while driving down a highway at 60
>>37030Don't worry, I'm just setting up storyline diversions and independent actions affecting a grander scale. We can wait.
[3d20 = 26]>>37033Shitposting while driving kills. Don't do it.
It'll be fine, just be ready to kill the unicorn by the end of the night.
>>37029Cleaving
[3d20 = 37]>>37035Can she cleave again?
Tracy releases her chain and lets it dance.
>>37035You're not that far, I'm just determining who is fighting what. The sewer is one set of encounters, the dock is another, and the main gate is the third.
>has no idea wtf is happening
>>37039Where is Tracy? At the gates?
>>37039ill direct my men to tell the gestapo to get to the sewers as fast as possible.
trump is riding Tracy at the main gates and slashing enemies
>>37040The party is at a splitting point, to do with geographical characteristics of the port and the circumstances. I'm a little fuzzy on who is ending up where so its still up in the air.
>>37044Does Torc's undeath to death do anything?
Also, what level spells can Torc use?
>>37043K, Main Gates, got it. That's a good choice.
>>37042Gestapo to sewers, confirmed. Is Infernius also?
>>37045Just keep throwing out memes.
>>37047Do dead memes do extra damage against undead?
>>37049We'll decide when we see them.
*is slashing her way through zombie*
"I did not *stab* need this tonight! Now the forest is going to burn to the ground before we get a move on."
>>37052Oh snap. From nowhere there were frogs of all different varieties and armaments. Its a good thing Torcuil went to the docks too.
>>37054you should summon a Zombie killing pepe
[2d20 = 13]>>37055"GO MY GLORIOUS FROGS, KILL THE UNDEAD!"
Torc makes 2 shots at the closest undead
>>37057Don't forget to have Snek defend you.
And the bard frogs begin to play, hoping to boost moral
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkvC3D_srM>>37057>3AGAIN?
>>37058I won't
When does the encounter start?
Tracy looses her chain and lets it dance.
>>37060Noted, waiting on Trump mostly
Tracy is still slashing zombies, scorching the earth as she prowls the battlefield.
...And in the distance, the forest where she intended to fight Troll burns to the ground without her there...
>>37062ah i remember the great meme war.
>>37065Ahh yes, where did you guys get deployed?
>>37065T'was great meme war indeed.