With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>37968
No. I HAD negotiated for the return of the unicorn that previous sunday. Then it changed on me. Then you used your bullshit etherealness to get out of my character's hands when I had specifically prepared for that, and then you begged GM to let you get the Unicorn when you should have been seen and heard by the guards.
>Holy word
I'd rather not have it. Fuck your outsider bullshit
No. I HAD negotiated for the return of the unicorn that previous sunday. Then it changed on me. Then you used your bullshit etherealness to get out of my character's hands when I had specifically prepared for that, and then you begged GM to let you get the Unicorn when you should have been seen and heard by the guards.
>Holy word
I'd rather not have it. Fuck your outsider bullshit
>>37971
Sneak attacks are limited to a range of 30 feet. So yes, if 30 feet or less, and no if more than 30 feet
Sneak attacks are limited to a range of 30 feet. So yes, if 30 feet or less, and no if more than 30 feet
>>37974
>How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower
I was just thinking about that one.
Also:
>Rolling for dick size
>How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower
I was just thinking about that one.
Also:
>Rolling for dick size
>>37977
Are you KIDDING? That was one of the memes that set everything off! That was one of the moments where suddenly "Oh, its not just a bunch of rules, we can just improvise" became the MO. Sorry, but aside from the dice gods (they do hate him for some reason) that is one of my favorite moments.
Are you KIDDING? That was one of the memes that set everything off! That was one of the moments where suddenly "Oh, its not just a bunch of rules, we can just improvise" became the MO. Sorry, but aside from the dice gods (they do hate him for some reason) that is one of my favorite moments.
>>37966
>>37968
>next boss fight
>We've almost been beat and we're on the retreat
>idea.memetome
>"Yo Infenius, cut my leg off"
>screaming
>replace it with shitty wooden leg
>I'll get some dwarves make a mechanical one later
>Sacrifce leg to death for a booty call
>fuck death
>death kills boss for me
>>37977
How about the time you failed the stealth check to shit in Torc's robe, and then rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
>>37968
>next boss fight
>We've almost been beat and we're on the retreat
>idea.memetome
>"Yo Infenius, cut my leg off"
>screaming
>replace it with shitty wooden leg
>I'll get some dwarves make a mechanical one later
>Sacrifce leg to death for a booty call
>fuck death
>death kills boss for me
>>37977
How about the time you failed the stealth check to shit in Torc's robe, and then rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
>>37980
>Infernius beats up Infernius
THIS
>Sacrificing leg to death for booty call
Just beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe, and then kill the boss iwth the scythe after a sword fight sequence
>Infernius beats up Infernius
THIS
>Sacrificing leg to death for booty call
Just beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe, and then kill the boss iwth the scythe after a sword fight sequence
>>37980
>rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
THAT was hilarious.
Also, remember when Torc rolled for a control check on that leprechaun flight (as if he could control it in the first place), and then rocketed off into nowhere?
>rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
THAT was hilarious.
Also, remember when Torc rolled for a control check on that leprechaun flight (as if he could control it in the first place), and then rocketed off into nowhere?
>>37982
>beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe
Is that how you'd treat a lady?
Torc is a true gentleman, underneath that mountain of spaghetti.
>beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe
Is that how you'd treat a lady?
Torc is a true gentleman, underneath that mountain of spaghetti.
>>37984
>Torcuil uses his spaghetti attack to stun death, then takes her sword and runs away
That'll work too
>Torcuil uses his spaghetti attack to stun death, then takes her sword and runs away
That'll work too
Alright, here's my digs.
I like everybody. I like individual aspects about characters, and I like group elements too. I like it when characters can/do pull a fast one on others, and I like it equally when everyone says "Lets murder this bitch" and makes like meat-tenderizers.
>>37987
Oh please, now you're gonna suggest that a woman who's been taught how to be bludgeoned to death can be nearly as effective as a trained individual who has been bludgeoned to death for literally years.
I like everybody. I like individual aspects about characters, and I like group elements too. I like it when characters can/do pull a fast one on others, and I like it equally when everyone says "Lets murder this bitch" and makes like meat-tenderizers.
>>37987
Oh please, now you're gonna suggest that a woman who's been taught how to be bludgeoned to death can be nearly as effective as a trained individual who has been bludgeoned to death for literally years.
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What I'm getting at is that I don't know how to shift or waver. I could favor the party, or I could favor the individual. So far I've done both. I won't claim my decisions have been 'correct' nor have they necessarily been "best". They have been - in the moment - sincere. and I hope that means as much on paper as it does thinking/dictating it.
>>37997
With sex? First off, you're comparing her to Taylor Swift. Second, she's kind of old, has a wierd job, and probably cloaks herself under what is basically a Burka for a reason. She's pretty isolated. that's probably why she wanted Torcuil.
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With sex? First off, you're comparing her to Taylor Swift. Second, she's kind of old, has a wierd job, and probably cloaks herself under what is basically a Burka for a reason. She's pretty isolated. that's probably why she wanted Torcuil.
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Praise Epona
>>37999
"You,... just won't stop will you?"
She says through astonished, marvelled, and compromised words.
"You,... just won't stop will you?"
She says through astonished, marvelled, and compromised words.
Um... Can we post more on the main board? An anon is talking about how mlpol is dying and "heat death seems innevitable." I know Tracy's faggot used to make like 100 posts a day, and then stopped after these threads became a thing. I've mostly stopped posting, and Infernius has mostly stopped posting... Let's give the main board some love
>>38016
>>38011
Not sure the post ur on about, but you are right. We need to be more prolific. Maybe not as "participants" in game or outside, but we are staples of Mlpol,....
>>38016
Not a stroke, no,... sadly,....
Instead, a series of ideas, largely dependent on uncontrived responses to the stimuli provided. ^_^
>>38011
Not sure the post ur on about, but you are right. We need to be more prolific. Maybe not as "participants" in game or outside, but we are staples of Mlpol,....
>>38016
Not a stroke, no,... sadly,....
Instead, a series of ideas, largely dependent on uncontrived responses to the stimuli provided. ^_^
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