With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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*frees chain to attack Ruth*
>>37532If you want to be a good goy and fight your breatheren, you can take that shit right back to (((/mlp/))). At mlpol, we are united to save the white race and secure a future for our satry children
>>37534"Unicorns are just over-glorified goats, desu. It's only the Arabian version that even look look horses."
>>37535You have a point. Ive never seen a black saytr.
>>37534That Unicorns in the classical sense are really just over-glorified goats and it's only the Arabian variety that even look like horses. European unicorns look like small goats/deer, with cloven hooves, beards, and Leonid tail. It was only in the Renaissance Era that they even started drawing them as horse-like, because every artist wanted to paint a new version of Pegasus (that's also when hippogriffs came to be). Scottish Unicorns came later though, and are thus more horse-like.
They're still cute as fuck though. Too bad they only approach pure maidens.
>>37537Slovenia is an MLP unicorn though. She's basically sexuality distilled down to its essence, and shaped into a particularly cute horned-pony
>Pure maidensThey also like Knights in shining armor, in Mixed Nuts
And NEET meme mages apparently...>>37538I think you got the order wrong
>>37540ATM I'll go wtfe,... and thats damn cute
>>37534>over-glorified goatsWhat the fuck did you just fuking say about unicorns, you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker accadmy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words.
>>37542I'll make a full version later
>>37537Scottish unicorns are best unicorns
>>37538MAGA
"Happy Holidays guys,... ^_~"
>>37546>>37540Merry Christmas/other thez
>>375402. Save white race by having multiple sons before your daughter.
>>37546Merry Christmas Thez/Thez's faggot
>>37546"Merry Christmas you Godless Heathen"
>>37540I was going to dump my collection of over two dozen woodhoers shoops, but I think I just won't now.
Here's a 1-minute shoop, as compensation.
>>37553>repeating the Leftist versionAre you a Jew or something?
>>37557No. I'm just a parakeet who repeats what people say.
>>37552Why not make Tracy images? She's completely neglected by the fandom. She needs love
>>37559I'm lazy and suck at everything except recolors on this computer...
This is all I've made of her recently. I can't find my older stuff.
>>37559Also, I was going to make shoops of woodhoers to develop her character, since she's Tracy's friend.
>>37561>disembodied blue asses>I'd still fap to itEh, keep it up. Recolors are just fine, since she's a traced character anyways. Make more!
>>37551Elves celebrate Christmas, don't they?
What do they celebrate in Hell this time of year?
Vid because I feel like it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhkStL0xyM>>37563>Make more!I need moar disembodied asses to recolor.
>>37562Has Tracy even talked to her recently?
I was going to have Trumpaladin go on another date with her so we could get a deep exploration of her character. But since Tracy made him commit himself to her he hasn't been able. I like her
>>37565Idk where she actually is, but I would've had them chat every now and then if I had the chance...
>>37565I like her too. She reminds me of my geeky cousin who was always building things in my uncle's workshop.
>>37566I think you can do that, just take a few minutes when GM is around. As I said, I managed an entire date
Exhausted the hell out of GM though.
>>37564>Trying to be all Multi-cultural and Accepting of foreign culturesIn places inhabited by White people and Western Culture, we celebrate Christmas, and have for over 1000 years
What the fuck did you just fuking say about nazi ponies you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling horsefuckers degenerate on my board? Think again, (((Jew))). As we speak I am contacting my secret board of nazi horsefuckers across the internet, and you board is being flooded with horsepussy so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that floods the shills with horsepussy. You're fucking dead, kid. I can post anywhere, anytime, and I can post seven hundred clop pics, and that's just my Pinkie Pie folder. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of horsepussy, but I have access to the entire shitposting capabilities of the /mlpol/ defence force and I will use it to it's full extent to flood your miserable post of the face of this board you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "Horsefucking is degenerate" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're drowning in horsepussy, you little shill. I will post rule #10 all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead (((Jew)))
Plz r8 my art.
*releases chain, hoping it reaches Ruth by now*
>>37574>>37574Um... GM, can I have a few accessories for my Kitty? I mean, if it's alright with you...
All kidding aside, I appreciate you guys. I'm glad there's [i]something[/i about this/these threads that keeps u coming back to monitor like spergs, and I look forward to messing with your heads to the fullest extent of my ability in the new year.
>>37577Not right now, u have to kill things first
>>37580>messing with our heads>implying Torc won't fuck everything up by fucking sticking his dick in the plans, just like everything elseI agree, this year should be intresting
>>37580Can we get to the killing tonight?
>>37581Thanks
>>37584This, also. My massive OC shitpost has to count for something....
Right?