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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36965
36967
>>36960
Can Tracy get a closer look from a distance?
>>36950
>Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her
[angry nerd noises]
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36966
36969
>>36963
Oh hush. Killing Trollestia is a massive overreaction. And then killing Tracy over a damned non-magical horse is an even bigger overreaction
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36967
>>36965
Tracy should t even know. She's on the ethereal plane and left before anyone mentioned the zombie invasion
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36968
36972
>>36964
*goes to him and helps him on*
[angry nightmare noises]
She says something through EM link, but it's just incoherent monster ravings. She's absolutely rabid that she was fooled.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36969
36971 36973 36979
>>36966
overreacton? you knew she would do it.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36970
36971 36976
>>36959
Thez reaches up and grabs Infernies for a moment. With a gesture she conveys that its going to suck, but will probably be okay,... maybe. She lets go of Uatchit and falls about (however many feet) into a huge wave of undead forms and starts mobbin'.
"I gotta mow the lawn!" can be heard as she falls away.
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36971
36973 36984
>>36969
Thats a good point and nice dub 69's
Trump, what where you planning?
>>36970
Does Troll give Torc a lift?
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36972
36974
>>36968
I'm the course of several rounds

Heal serous wounds on Tracy

Puts hands on Tracy (paladin's lay of hands) to calm her and heal her)

Calls Fae

asks Fae what the fuck is going on
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36973
36976
>>36969
>>36971
No, I have no idea how she responds to things, and frankly she should never have known since she was away when it happened
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36974
36975
>>36972
>serous wounds
How many Lay on Hands do you have left?
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36975
36978
>>36974
Fine. Heal mount. He doesn't know it's undead attacking, he just knows that Tracy is almost dead
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36976
36978 36983
>>36973
she has the scent abilty. she could smell it. and bullshit you knew you just didnt care.
>>36970
"BE CAREFUL!!"
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36977
36980
GM what level is Torc? 15 or 16?
Also, I need a rough estimation of how many undead are in the area.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36978
>>36975
Sjhe would've immediately told him about the Spooky Scary Skeletons.
>>36976
This
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36979
36982 36984
>>36969
From his elevated position, Infernius can determine that there are three main points of possible entry; the Docks, the Main Gates, and the Sewers. Each area would require the attendance of one faction (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc.) and one character. This will require a bit of splitting up.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36980
36981 36984
>>36977
16
The whole town is covered in zombies.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36981
36985
>>36980
Surrounded, not covered. And there's skeletons and ghouls and ghasts and wights and other shits also
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36982
>>36979
"MEN TO THE GATE!!!!"
*flies to the gate.*
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36983
36987
>>36976
I don't fucking know, it just seemed like an opportunity so I took it

>scent ability
No. I had no idea Tracy's faggot would claim to smell in it in the stables
Anonymous
TE1uM
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No.36984
36992
>>36979
SEE >>36971
>>36980
I can work with lvl 16
>>36979
I guess Torc takes the docks.
"TROLL, WANNA GO FIGHT AT THE DOCKS AGAIN?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36985
36988
>>36981
Where are Tracy and Trump atm?
Tracy is still rabid, furious about what just happened.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36986
36992
All of this happens while I am on a phone in a social situation an hour away from home. Fuck me
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.36987
36992
>>36983
whatever im tired of arguing.
lets save port barry from communist zombies.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36988
36989
>>36985
He would be in his room until he's healed, then call Fae to him, and then go either to the monestary to get troops or to wherever the troops have deployed themselves, and then get to killing. Or make Fae get the mean and go straight to the killing
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36989
36990
>>36988
He's on her back, right?
Tracy flies outside, still seething with rage.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36990
>>36989
Yes

To Fae
>"deploy the men. All of them. Try to evacuate civilians to a central safe area of possible. Tell me if we are needed immediately"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36991
36993
[frumious nightmare noises]
"Where is she?!"
Detect Good
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36992
36994 36998 37003
>>36984
Trollestia spins into a dive toward the docks "So long as parties can avoid killing me, lets tend to business."
>>36986
Sorry dude
>>36987
Thez is murdering rampantly, but she can only take down 12 enemies per round, and there's literally thousands. It would take days.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36993
36995 36996
>>36991
"We were set up. Thez and Infernius should never have intervened. Situation's compromised. Anyways, I think we have a bigger problem right now. A guard said something about an invasion. I think there's an attack. And fuck me this is a terrible fucking time for an attack"
UvqCJ
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No.36994
36997 37005
[3d20 = 24]
>>36992
i land at the main gate and start fighting.
how many are my men are there?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36995
37005
>>36993
*rears*
"WHERE IS SHE?!"
She's beside herself with rage.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36996
37004
>>36993
"What a convenient time for an attack"
said no one ever
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.36997
37002
>>36994
>melee
Use your Mass Heal spells. You could kill like 16 undead per turn that way.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.36998
>>36992
Trumpaladin directs Fae to gather the men to fight at strong points, or fight a rearguard action if civilians can or need to be evacuated to any citadel like position

He tries to direct Tracy to attack anywhere the undead are near civilians

And Trumpaladin's faggot is designated driver again
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37001
>inb4 no trips
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37002
37004
>>36997
I can't check the D&D wiki and this thread and drive at the same time
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37003
>>36992
"Aye-aye ma'am"
Torc heads towards the dock ready to cast a very good spell.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37004
37006
>>36996
Has Tracy spotted Troll yet?
>>37002
What are we going to do then?
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37005
37009 37011
>>36995
Bee-line and rainbow-streaking toward the docks.
>>36994
"Only a handful sir, the rest r scattered throughout the town at varying rally-points."
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37006
37010 37013
>>37004
Where are the undead? We fight the undead on the way to the monestary
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37007
Is the forest still on fire?
TE1uM
?
No.37008
37023
[16d4 = 46]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Undeath_to_Death
This should fucking help at the docks.
Rollin 16d4
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37009
>>37005
"send word tell them to fight way over here."
*cure serous wounds mass*
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37010
37012
>>37006
The undead are being repelled by the city walls except at the docks (tended by Torcuil and Trollestia), the Main Gates (unattended) and the Sewers (unattended)
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37011
37014
>>37005
GM
1. Where are the undead
2. Where is trumps personal army
3. Where is Fae
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.37012
>>37010
Direct Geberajs and Spartans tabs Fae the gate. Direct Tracy and self to sewers
4NBId
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No.37013
37016
83f.png
[3d20 = 37]
>>37006
Fuck it then.
Tracy swears on her mother's grave to finish off Troll once the battle is over and she's used up her spells, and begins mowing down undead creatures near the main gates in a whirling fury, using her sword.
>pic semi-related
Rolling for first round of attacks.
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37014
37019
>>37011
"The Generals seem to have secured the stadium in the name of Football, where the word of John Elway who is himself football and is also the Denver Broncos and who's word has been heard by Trump and therefore conveyed to the team (because he's all about a strong team) the stadium is secure." says some random guy enthusiastically.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37016
>>37013
She has Great Cleave, can she attack again?
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.37017
37018 37020
K So now Tracy and Infernius are attending the Main gates. Thez is wading through the hoardes. Troll/Torc are going to the docks, who is going to the sewer? > Thinks Infernius