With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>36960Can Tracy get a closer look from a distance?
>>36950>Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her[angry nerd noises]
>>36963Oh hush. Killing Trollestia is a massive overreaction. And then killing Tracy over a damned non-magical horse is an even bigger overreaction
>>36965Tracy should t even know. She's on the ethereal plane and left before anyone mentioned the zombie invasion
>>36964*goes to him and helps him on*
[angry nightmare noises]
She says something through EM link, but it's just incoherent monster ravings. She's absolutely rabid that she was fooled.
>>36966overreacton? you knew she would do it.
>>36959Thez reaches up and grabs Infernies for a moment. With a gesture she conveys that its going to suck, but will probably be okay,... maybe. She lets go of Uatchit and falls about (however many feet) into a huge wave of undead forms and starts mobbin'.
"I gotta mow the lawn!" can be heard as she falls away.
>>36969Thats a good point and nice dub 69's
Trump, what where you planning?
>>36970Does Troll give Torc a lift?
>>36968I'm the course of several rounds
Heal serous wounds on Tracy
Puts hands on Tracy (paladin's lay of hands) to calm her and heal her)
Calls Fae
asks Fae what the fuck is going on
>>36969>>36971No, I have no idea how she responds to things, and frankly she should never have known since she was away when it happened
>>36972>serous woundsHow many Lay on Hands do you have left?
>>36974Fine. Heal mount. He doesn't know it's undead attacking, he just knows that Tracy is almost dead
>>36973she has the scent abilty. she could smell it. and bullshit you knew you just didnt care.
>>36970"BE CAREFUL!!"
GM what level is Torc? 15 or 16?
Also, I need a rough estimation of how many undead are in the area.
>>36975Sjhe would've immediately told him about the Spooky Scary Skeletons.
>>36976This
>>36969From his elevated position, Infernius can determine that there are three main points of possible entry; the Docks, the Main Gates, and the Sewers. Each area would require the attendance of one faction (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc.) and one character. This will require a bit of splitting up.
>>3697716
The whole town is covered in zombies.
>>36980Surrounded, not covered. And there's skeletons and ghouls and ghasts and wights and other shits also
>>36976I don't fucking know, it just seemed like an opportunity so I took it
>scent abilityNo. I had no idea Tracy's faggot would claim to smell in it in the stables
>>36979SEE
>>36971>>36980I can work with lvl 16
>>36979I guess Torc takes the docks.
"TROLL, WANNA GO FIGHT AT THE DOCKS AGAIN?"
>>36981Where are Tracy and Trump atm?
Tracy is still rabid, furious about what just happened.
All of this happens while I am on a phone in a social situation an hour away from home. Fuck me
>>36983whatever im tired of arguing.
lets save port barry from communist zombies.
>>36985He would be in his room until he's healed, then call Fae to him, and then go either to the monestary to get troops or to wherever the troops have deployed themselves, and then get to killing. Or make Fae get the mean and go straight to the killing
>>36988He's on her back, right?
Tracy flies outside, still seething with rage.
[frumious nightmare noises]
"Where is she?!"
Detect Good
>>36984Trollestia spins into a dive toward the docks "So long as parties can avoid killing me, lets tend to business."
>>36986Sorry dude
>>36987Thez is murdering rampantly, but she can only take down 12 enemies per round, and there's literally thousands. It would take days.
>>36991"We were set up. Thez and Infernius should never have intervened. Situation's compromised. Anyways, I think we have a bigger problem right now. A guard said something about an invasion. I think there's an attack. And fuck me this is a terrible fucking time for an attack"
[3d20 = 24]>>36992i land at the main gate and start fighting.
how many are my men are there?
>>36993*rears*
"WHERE IS SHE?!"
She's beside herself with rage.
>>36993"What a convenient time for an attack"
said no one ever
>>36994>meleeUse your Mass Heal spells. You could kill like 16 undead per turn that way.
>>36992Trumpaladin directs Fae to gather the men to fight at strong points, or fight a rearguard action if civilians can or need to be evacuated to any citadel like position
He tries to direct Tracy to attack anywhere the undead are near civilians
And Trumpaladin's faggot is designated driver again
>>36997I can't check the D&D wiki and this thread and drive at the same time
>>36992"Aye-aye ma'am"
Torc heads towards the dock ready to cast a very good spell.
>>36996Has Tracy spotted Troll yet?
>>37002What are we going to do then?
>>36995Bee-line and rainbow-streaking toward the docks.
>>36994"Only a handful sir, the rest r scattered throughout the town at varying rally-points."
>>37004Where are the undead? We fight the undead on the way to the monestary
Is the forest still on fire?
[16d4 = 46]http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Undeath_to_DeathThis should fucking help at the docks.
Rollin 16d4
>>37005"send word tell them to fight way over here."
*cure serous wounds mass*
>>37006The undead are being repelled by the city walls except at the docks (tended by Torcuil and Trollestia), the Main Gates (unattended) and the Sewers (unattended)
>>37005GM
1. Where are the undead
2. Where is trumps personal army
3. Where is Fae
>>37010Direct Geberajs and Spartans tabs Fae the gate. Direct Tracy and self to sewers
[3d20 = 37]>>37006Fuck it then.
Tracy swears on her mother's grave to finish off Troll once the battle is over and she's used up her spells, and begins mowing down undead creatures near the main gates in a whirling fury, using her sword.
>pic semi-relatedRolling for first round of attacks.
>>37011"The Generals seem to have secured the stadium in the name of Football, where the word of John Elway who is himself football and is also the Denver Broncos and who's word has been heard by Trump and therefore conveyed to the team (because he's all about a strong team) the stadium is secure." says some random guy enthusiastically.
>>37013She has Great Cleave, can she attack again?
K So now Tracy and Infernius are attending the Main gates. Thez is wading through the hoardes. Troll/Torc are going to the docks, who is going to the sewer? > Thinks Infernius