With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>38016>Sir, are you having a stroke?i feel bad for laughing at this.
>>38020You should, so bad. Having the thinkings of ouside with the tanks. Surely you must realize the lamps that endeavor to fluity toot leftwise to the apple?
>>38015"I don't regret engaging you. Not yet anyways. I didn't know you wanted the arrangement to be
exclusive, though. That part came as a shock to me"
>>38022Surprise serious moment,...Oh fug it all. I know this is hard, and it takes more (TRUST ME I KNOW) than you may have expected, but seriously,... don't run off now, K?
>>38022"Traditional marriage is important..."
"Flashy.. in a few months, I'm probably going to be too bloated to fight the way I used to... I want us to move in to our own place together and settle down to raise our family before then.. Is that alright with you?"
>>38013doing the political simulator now.
>>38025"Is that place a glistening steel and glass castle at the center of New Austin - formerly known as the Court City?"
>>38027"...Is that what you really want? I just want to raise our foal peacefully, but I'm fine if you're a bit more ambitious."
>>38024What should I not be running off from?
>>38028Yet
I know it's not a great city to name it after, but if you say the name aloud, it sounds better than most>>38029"I want to leave something behind for him"
>>38034"I'm sure we'll manage no matter how we do, if we at least have a peaceful place to raise our foal."
>himDon't get ahead of yourself. We haven't rolled for gender yet.
>>38035Let's do it then. We can have a giant statue of Atlas in the center.
>>38036"Do you intend to let him live a normal life and mingle with the other children?"
>implying he wouldn't keep trying until he had a male >>38037The castle is in the absolute center of New Austin, but the statue can go in front of it
>>38038"Iintend to give our fial all I can, although I haven't seen very many other ponies in this world.. it makes me wonder how our foal would fit in.."
>That implication"I'll give you more than 30 foals, if that's what it takes Flashy. Let's start our own herd with just the two of us."
>>38039new austin not atlas-lantis?
>>38040"Why, he'll fit in with all of the other humans of course"
>herd*strange look*
"If you're trying to scare me off, I refuse to use a condom"
>>38039Atlas is Axis Mundi: he must be in the center.
Also, putting you case in the center will attract tourists and other unwanted crap at your doorstep. Better to have a mansion on a nearby mountain mountain.
>>38041That's kind of a mouthful. If it were like "Atlasia" it would be easier to say
>>38042"...What if our foal isn't hoo-man?"
>scareShe's serious, and she'll poke holes in all of his condoms.
>>38043>He'd be in the center of attention if he did that, so he shouldn't do thatI don't think you understand my character
>>38046Tracy wants a nice open track of land in the back though.
>>38045>Foal isn't humanHe hasn't thought through the implications of race mixing
"Of course he'll be human"
"Do you want multiple children? We can avoid pregnancy just by practicing sex differently. Or you know, by not having it."
>>38047Don't worry, there will be a large park and greenery
>>38048"What if our baby is a pony, or.. something else..?"
>>38050"Something else? Come again?"
>>38051[concerned pony noises]
"... Well, I'm not entirely sure how breeding works, but I don't know what created by the live between a man and a mare... I wasn't entirely pony the day we conceived either..."
>>38052"Only something beautiful can be produced by s love so pure. And Elway won't let Jew blood contaminate my prince. I hope"
*pets horsey*
>>38054"You'd love our foal all the same whatever the case, right?"
>>38055*pets horsey nervously*
*is unable to answer the question*
>>38057"W - What kind of cases are we talking about here?"
>>38059"Literally anything. You'd love our foal no matter what, RIGHT?!"
>>38060"Fae said some things about our child in the prophecy. I trust Fae. She's a smart kitty. I can love the child she spoke of"
>>38061[stressed pony noises]
"And if things didn't go how you expected, you'd still love our family anyway, right?!"
*desperate panting*
>>38062"We can make a family worth loving, don't you worry. We
will make a family worth loving. Fae's insight has not failed me yet. Yes, of course I can love him and you. I will love him and you and us as a family"
>>38063"But, you'd still love our family even if it somehow went the other way, right?"
*heavy breathing*
>>38064"I'll try to, I'll try. But let me ask you this. Would
you still love me if I failed you?"
>>38065"Wh-what do you mean by f-fail? I've always loved you. I always will."
>try[disturbed, unsettled pony noises]
>>38066"I mean if I fail to be the knight in shining armor you want me to be. Or that you need me to be. You know, like I did three nights ago..."
>>38067"You don't need to be a white-knight to impress me, Flashy."
*twitches at kick from within*
"Just promise me you'll love our family without condition."
>>38068"Oh I'll
love him. How can I not love my own blood? Just the same as I cannot but love you. But he may break my heart, just as you might"