Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16858Ah yes, the other thing I needed to do
Torc bundles the pistols together and puts a note on it
"Lenos,
Could you modify these for me? They look quite a lot like a gun I saw back in my world called a "Luger". There was a varient with a longer barrel called the artillery varrient. Could that work on these?
-Torc"
He then teleports it to Lenos
>>16862I already said he couldn't do that.
>>16857No
>>16858K, but not tonight
>>16860You'll need the requisite feat
Sorry everyone, I've been a little bit salty tonight. I've had a laundry list of stuff to do, along with today being a record-breaking bad day. I have been a far cry from my best, but I'll be better tomorrow.
>>16863Oh.. Makes a lot more sense now that I think of it.
I guess those bombs never actually got made either then..
>>16867No problem at all, m8. I didn't even notice anything.
>>16867I'm feeling salty too
>>16866Can you take away or nerf Tracy's etherealness? It's like Plato's Ring of Gayges. Not only is it extreme OP, and not only is it completely unjustified by the rules, he's been using it extensively to try to do shit against other players and get away with it. He's been trying to use it as the excuse for why he can steal or assault other players without being tracked down or grappled, and he loves to do that. The game was fun to play before you gave him that bullshit, and then after that it's become significantly less fun.
If he wants to steal from or assault other players, force him to be vulnerable to grapple, tracking down, and sword fights. Don't let him just poof out.
There's also zero in game justification For it. Why the hell would a power that comes from a transformation to an animal also exist while not in that state? At least limit it to post transformation, and limit transformation, so he can't be a dick as easily
>>16869I kept it to a minimum, but normally I make a point to be more engaged and responsive. Tonight I was a tad dismissive, and I regret it.
I'm also a little salty 'cuz I haven't had the time to even write an essay for the contest. Maybe next time. ~_~ >>16870I can probably cook something up that satisfies all concerned. BTW, you should ask Thez if she happened to see where Tracy took Slovenia while observing from hell. I won't respond 'til tomorrow tho
>>16872Can't we Geas and Mark of Justice Tracy so that way if (s)he's a dick to the other players, she'll have to succeed with a wisdom saving throw every turn if she wants to move at all?
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>>16872I need
something done about about it, and I am not going to continue playing if I have to put up with his bullsgit again. He absolutely refuses to do it on his own. The only thing I can do is ban him from /vx/, but that's not a good solution. We need very serious in game consequences. Otherwise, this game is not worth the massive time investment
>>16809I'm not playing this game if you're going to be a dick every session. I have much better things to do with my time than get pissed off by you. I will make you stop by whatever means I have available. I will make you stop.
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>>16869Actually, for that matter, may as well just hand over the vest to Infernius to go with those grenades: the thing really I wanted most out of it was the potential to pull-out dimerterium bombs as a free action and throw them right at the ground to create an instantaneous anti-magic field, before slitting the throats of confused mages. I'll just forget about party tricks and have her wear light armor instead
Also, think of it as a way to trick him into wearing more clothes.Of course, a dwarf-sized vest would never fit a Minotaur, but the essential components could be grafted onto a aesthetic combat sash, for the grenades and materials for clerical rituals.
Take the smoke bottle and everything else in the pockets too. My character can already practically turn invisible, and portable concealment would be good for a healer who can quickly flank and pick-up allies.
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>>16877Listen. You need to go review the two threads where we talked about the distribution of the items, because you seem to have blocked out what was agreed upon over a large number of posts, and replaced with some scenario where you still get every single item. No. Review the threads.
See the top of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.htmlAnd the bottom of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/14312.htmlYou did not get the vest because of racial issues. Nor did you get the contents. The vest goes to Inferius. The grenades go to Inferius. The shackles and the flask go to me. I am less sure about the bottle, but I tried to claim it.
You have the Vorpal Sword, the second biggest catch of the whole lot besides the two pistols. You have the cloak, which grants partial invisibility. You have the necklace, which is a damned life support system. And you also laid a claim on the bracers, which are better than the ring shield. Please stop making claims on what was agreed to go to Inferius.
>My character can already practically turn invisibleAnd you've proven Plato's Glaucon correct when he claimed that any person who had that power would use it for nothing except being a complete asshole to every one.
>>16878>Vorpal SwordThat thing was Vorpal too? Are you sure about that?
>>16878You got the suit of chain shirt too, fyi: your character should go have it tailored asap so it can be fit to his size/race.
>>16881>>16879And how could I have forgotten that you took the Bowler hat as well. An item that perfectly negates the counter measures I had tried to bring in to your kikery
>>16882I can replace it with a tinfoil beanie, if you really think a Trump-based character would be caught dead wearing one.
>>16879No, but it has an insane number of powers. Be satisfied with it.
>>15227 →>>16883I don't want it for me, I want you to stop claiming all of Inferius's items
>>16885That's worse. You're acting as if you are being gracious in not taking it, like you're giving it up. But no, it's not yours to give up. You're not being gracious. Stop pretending you are
>>16886It was flagged two days ago dumbass. You just started using it again
>>16886All I want and wanted is some tiny thing like "okay I'll stop." That's all. Nothing more
>>16866Ah, sorry slipped my mind
>>16865Nope, better
>>16867Thats fine, salt is life so idc
>>16891It's probably for the best that you don't try to roofie Troll
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>>16887>Implying I would even care to pretend to cover shit up when it was already pretty blatantly obvious that I was using Tracy's powers to try get first grabs on everything for things I wouldn't even care to use and probably just leave in the workshop later, despite it all being out of Tracy's character, to piss (You) offI didn't remember if that thing was clear or not, so it's better to let him know it's all as good as his. You're right though: I'm not being gracious at all
(this freakish thread infiltrated my dreams again, and I had a really cool vision of Infernius as an awesome combat medic); it was just an aesthetic suggestion for his next character shoops.
>>16893Yes I know you are using your free powers to claim first dibs on everything. Yes I know you are doing things to piss other people off. Please stop doing this so we can have regular gaming sessions.
GM, could the Necklace of Adaption be combined with the Bag of Holding to store a living creature in the bag? Normally, they could last for only 10 minutes before they are kaput, but the Amulet does provide protection from suffocation. I've been looking for exactly this kind of synergy.
>>16895Why are you doing things specifically to piss me off? Just why? Why do you have this long standing vendetta against me?
>>16895>combinedI meant, if a living creature had the Necklace on, could it survive for a prolonged period within the bag?
>>16897Just tell me, why are you so malevolent?
>>16909>you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstancesYeah, sure I guess it normally would've taken a legendary sleight of hand check in other circumstances, and alternatively walking through a whole town while ethereal would be just asking to have your soul sucked-out by a spook. She's a unicorn though: notoriously hard to catch (guards would've come to feed her and kicked themselves for forgetting she could teleport).
I had figured I was going to have to kill someone as I led her out too, but that set-up would've dragged The Game on longer than it needed to and GM still had a Boss Fight to prepare that evening.
>why would she want to harm or incapacitate me?Ikd. Checking into other mares. Keeping you """safe""". >Rape. etc. Everything in the yandere code is on the list for a potential action.>as a cauchemar. That's harmfulShe was a regular horse when she did that (assume hybrid shape). It was a gesture to how retarded it is to approach a restless mare from behind while only the front hooves are restrained. Your character is a lvl 15 Paladin with Heavy armor, so it shouldn't have been damaging. I had the idea for her to fully-transform and met/break the shackles, but I didn't want to lose them, or reveal that forcing her way out was a possibility.>she got a sword drawn on herI'm sorry, but that really was just retarded on your part, imo. She was restrained and not even armed (like, it was the only time in game that she wasn't holding a knife). You could've just smacked her and said "smite evil" (idk how many times I gotta hint it that that's all you have to do to stop her: it's literally a safe word for unfunny >rape scenarios, if you hadn't realized that by now) and the horsing-around could've been over without someone's legs being cut off. >>16911Guys can you please cut the drama :/
>>16912I would prefer this as well...
>>16912Fuck off Anon.
>>16913Then please don't start drama by using the game to piss me off. That's all I've been asking you for for three days now. That's all I have been asking