Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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Specifically im sorry to thez and her faggot.
>>17261>>17260>>17259Listen you faggots, I was still a newfag on 4chin when /mlpol/ so cut me some slack>>1726210 shekels says she doesn't want anyone to get to close to her, for fear of them abandoning/hurting/betraying her
>>17267>>17265>>17266I only started browsing during the republican primarys, and only because of /pol/ >>17269No worries, I passed out in the middle of a game session once remember?
>>17271>10 shekels I
won't take that bet, but I DO win the other. ^_^
>this thread is the first damned thing I think about when I wake up
>>17273Mlpol in general, but ^this in particular
Where is Tracy? I want to finish this!
And not do my law journal source pull assignment
>>17276Me too, I eagerly anticipate reading what she has to say, and not in a trollish sense.
>>17273>>17274I wish i could say this wasn't one of the first things, but I don't like lying
>>17276>>17277Gib bakstry plz
Irrelevant blogpost:
>be tracy's faggot
>wake up from 16 hour hibernation
>brain on fore (dumb bull cursed the wrong player)
>Everyone is still waiting for me to type something intelligent
>every instinct says "go back to bed"
>lol no
Where did we leave off again?
>>17279You were explaining yourself to all
>>17279>intelligentNot really, just readable
Fug, I really don't want to do this.
Infernius, I'll trade you your horn for indulgences.
>>17285*bullys hard*Let's take this a step back first.
What's the quick rundown current situation, altogether?
My memory is fucked.>>17286>pic >>17287Inferius and Trumpaladin are pissed off with Tracy's general behavior (especially after she stabbed Inferius with Korak's Sword), so they take her and try to fix her. This most recent incident happens after Thez comes back, and she joined in. Tourcil is generally unpleased with this situation. Inferius has convinced Trumpaladin to use psychoanalysis instead of magic curses, and then Tourcil further negotiated for the restraints to be removed
Tourcil has just said some sappy Disney movie existentialist bullshit about "be who you want to be." Tracey gave this speech about being the element of originality. Trumpaladin got her to describe the evil Scruffy, and implored her to not be like him. And here we are
>>17289Inferius thinks that there is some way to use psycho therapy to make Tracy more friendly. That's what he is trying to do - to discover her past to help her in the present
>>17290>make Tracy more friendly>Tracy>Friendly>makeWtf happened while I was delirious from the plague? I gotta re-read this whole thread.
>>17291Take your time, my mug came today ^_^
>And for a moment, if only for just a moment, all was right with the world >>17291Friendship is non-negotiable, anon
The stabbings (of party members) and thieving will end. By whatever means necessary, at any costs, and though Heaven itself must be destroyed.
It will end.
>>17292In his Autobiography, Leo Tolstoy tells of a myth of a man pursued by a vicious man eating tiger. He is pursued into a pit a pit, where he falls down the side, but is able to grab onto some exposed roots. He looks down at the bottom of the pit, and sees a nest of venomous cobras, hissing and ready to strike. He looks up at the top of the pit, and there is the tiger, roaring and waiting for him. He looks at the roots, and sees a comb of honey. He takes his hand and eats some honey. It was the sweetest honey he had ever tasted.
Enjoy your honey GM. I'm glad we could satisfy you with the products from the mlpol store
>>17294>GM lives in Seahawks-villeOh, the real fun is yet to come
>tfw you wake up from a literal coma and it looks like your character is about to be lobotomized, but you don't even remember how you got here or what you'll do from now on
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
MUH NEUTRAL EVIL ALIGNED CHARACTER STYLE! FUG HAVING LAWS AND AMBITIONS AND TRUST N' SHIT! THERE ARE ONLY RAPISTS AND RAPE VICTIMS!
>>17296Just think of it as your character being raped by magic and friendship.
>>17296"Its all pretty clusterfucked, and I'll admit in having a hand in much of it. Can we all consider resigning the last couple days as having been a drawn out discussion about how the party is the rapists, and the enemies are the rape victims? I know deep down everyone likes eachother, since they're willing to go to such lengths to try and smooth things over.
Trump's position is that the role of a thief, even an evil thief, is to acquire and distribute gainz to the party (and stab
enemies) ]but not on a basis of "I don't want this, here have it", but "You can use this better than I can (while I stab more ppl)". Tracy's position of being unoriginal and,... well, damaged is sound, and I think everyone wants her to be however she wants, except not dysfuntionally. Tbh, my faggot has alot more to say on the matter, but he's giving me the floor for the time being. Basically, lets not fight eachother?" she pleads, before turning back to GM.
"NOW can I disembowel I'nis?"
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>>17299"Yay! Now Trump, can you accept that Tracy (as a character) may not always be 100 percent honest, but that assuming she stops stabbing everyone and stealing everything not nailed down she is an otherwise valuable addition to the party even if she is infuriating at times?"
Tarrasqes don't have reproductive organs, do they?
>>17298>>17296I am not the rape victim, and that is the end of that
>Everyone wants her to be however she wantsI want my life, liberty, and property left alone, and I will kill anyone who tries to take these away. Texas rules, Motherfucker!
>>17299Nope! You make promises NAO
>>17300She'll be 100% honest with me and who cares how she is with everyone else
>>17301No, it is a unique creature
>>17304The nerd does tho. Probably hasn't gotten any either.
>>17302>No rape TrumpA fair demand
>Life, Liberty, PropertyYet again
>100% honestyDoes that include omissions? I'm trying to compromise here.
>>17301>Implying you'll live to see that fightWe ain't done with you here yet!
>>17305Do you want a chance to withdraw that statement? Because I am giving you a chance to withdraw that statement
GM, can we lobotomize her?
>>17306The compromise is she can stab, steal from, rape, and lie to Tourcil. Leave me and Inferius alone
I'll let her stab anyone she wants for whatever reason she wants. I just won't have her kill-off the party members unless I really want to.
Also, Torc is a bro. His character also seems to have figured out how not to activate the violent response matrix.
>>17309Leave my character alone, or I am quitting and banning you from this board on all of your IPs
>>17310No, fuck this. I'M quitting.
>game over >>17312Don't even start with that high-horse bullshit. If you can't recognize that you are/were an equal
if not greatest part in this, maybe you're the one who deserves a ban.
>>17314"Thanks. Maybe."
>>17315Don't run off yet.
>>17317Because players have missed one of the most crucial and underlying purposes of this game, and are more interested in having their way than trying to play along
with one another in the interest of
everyone getting to have a good time. Wall of text inbound.
>>17318Don't worry, I'll ban myself too.
>>17318Just let Tracy and Trumpaladin duel to the death, with the loser
permanently removed from the game. It's the most elegant solution, as it removes only one player, and allows the winner to have full reign.