Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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[2d20 = 16]>>17009>Using up your 4th level spell before the boss fight.Gib specific act to forbid.
>>17012okay then:
>>17011*grabs bull by the balls*
Cast Inflict Moderate Wounds
Roll to steal balls (again)
Also, Concentration check
>>17016"So she'll have a reason to stop stealing from and stabbing us. Duh"
>>17018Dammit!
Your balls still took damage though.
>>17018"No stealing from us, lying to us, or stabbing us"
>>17021That's three acts! Name one.
>>17019we are doing the right thing here right?
>>17023"Given that the alternative is that I go psycho and kill her, I think we are"
[1d20 = 5]>>17025*knocks off Bowler hat with hand*
>>17030"Do you think that's enough? Because I can head her. You can mark her as well"
>>17030[barely-restrained pony noises]
*bites chunk out of shoulder*
Uhhhhhhhh
"STOP, HAMMER TIME"
Time freezes
>>17033>>17034[reeeeeeeing pony noises]
>>17035good, i g2g
[1d20 = 1]>>17033punches hores in the face to knock her out.
then i cast mark of justice
>>17035Tourcil, why can't you let us resolve our problems?
>>17037Good move, but that roll
>>17038Wew lad
While time is frozen Torc grabs Tracy, goes to his cave, then unfreezes time.
Tracy is then allowed to rest while Torc studies spells
>>17038So you clearly failed to knock her out, but you can retry on Mark of Justice after Tourcil unfreezes is, if she is still restrained
>>17040Tourcil, do you want us to kill Tracy? Do you want Tracy to steal, lie, and stab party members? You are taking away the one thing we can do to solve the problem with minimum violence. Leave us be
>>17042"We'll get 'em next time."
Well, the time elapsed between when I said cast mark of Justice and when Tourcil decided to fuck every thing up was about 15 minutes, so I'm saying the spell succeeded abd Tracy now has a conditional curse
"Why were you indifferent when she physically attacked me Tourcil? Or when she stabbed Inferius? Why are you so protective of her ability to lie to, steal from, and stab us? Under what fucked up conception of "good" have you done the right thing Tourcil?"
>>17045You mean the mark of justic you got a 1 on?
>>17047No, I cast a different spell much earlier. The 1 rolled was when Inferius tried to knock out Tracy, although it failed anyways because of the time freeze spell. You don't need to roll to cast spells. Inferius did try to cast himself
None of you all are without blame here, and until Thez and GM are back, tracy is safe in Torc's cave
>>17049Now what did I do? I just don't want to be attacked or otherwise screwed over by party members
>>17050Its morethe fact that you chained up Tracy, while she was pregnant and cursed her.
"Good alligned characters"
What that? While chaining her up you fell on her infernius? Bam babys gone. Then deal with that hormonal phycopath of a mare (no offense tracy)
>>17051The chaining up happened on Sunday. This event involved no chains, only Inferius's grapple and the dimensional shackles.
>>17051i didn't fall on anybody.
>>17053Vocab assignment: hypothetical
>>17052Same difference
>>17052"No tourcil, ypur folly may have just done more harm to Tracy and my unborn child than needed to happen. There is a problem, and your white knighting may have just stopped us from finding a solution. We want - demand - Tracy stop stealing from us, stop lying to us, and to stop stabbing us. At least stop stabbing Inferius. That is why we tried to place spells on her that would deter such action, and punish her if she did it anyway.
Do you know how dangerous it will be for her if she doesn't stop? She could be - probably will be - grappled if she stabs Inferius again. I will slash her if she steals from us again. And northern of those are good for her or the child"
>>17056>Torc teleports back"Listen, I hate the bitch too. She stabbed me with a poison knife. But you can't do it like that. That will just create resentment. Just wait and we will resolve this."
>>17058"If you have a better solution, please. I am all ears"
>>17059"I don't know yet. But just wait"
>>17060we've waited long enough.
>>17061"You can always wait in hell if thats preferable"
>>17062"We are in hell, and I've been waiting"
>>17063"Uh, friendship is magic?"
Thez leans over to GM.
"Wow, these guys really are a bunch of faggots arent they?"
>>17064ive tried being tracys friend and all shes done is stab me.