Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16964lol no
"I gotta go take my vitamins!"
*disappears and fucks off*
>>16967"Would you like Mr. Snek to protect you? He beat Infernius once already"
Reeeeeeree!!!! You were too slow Inferius!
>>16968"Damn it Tourcil this is in your best interests too"
>>16968>implying you'd last one more minute without himThat snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
>>16969i cant help if my faggot is afk
>>16970No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia
>Torc runs after Tracy.WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
>>16971What did he mean by this?
>>16973I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU FAGGOT!!!
Also you said you were ticking over Tracy too
[1d20 = 2]>>16973chases and tackle grapples.
>>16976Hahahaha BULLSHIT
Infetius! Grapple-Shackle this Anglo bastard! He's up to no good!
>>16974It means that as soon as Torc has to send his snake out to do a task or be a plot device, we'll all realize that he's suddenly become much easier to grapple.
>>16973>implying you even know where she went*pony ears twitch from undisclosed location*
>>16977Pretty sure that roll succeeds
>>16980This
Inferius! I'll grapple the nerd while you take his pet.
>>16983He shackled you first bitch!
>>16987*loots charm potions from shackled nerd*
[1d20 = 3]>>16988>subsonic ree-ing"MR. SNEK, HELP"
Roll for Mr. Snek oo grapple Trump
[1d20 = 11]>>16989MOTHER FUCKER!
*tries to escape and RUNS*
[3d20 = 46]>>16984>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter>>16990May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)
>tfw quickened, so can thrust three timesIt's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you
would've taken.
*cackles like a madmare*
*vanishes*
[1d20 = 6]>>16993Oh no you don't! That second vanishing will cost you a second round!
Grapple
>>16993you cant teleport tracy dimensional anchor is in effect.
>>16993He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
>>16996Is that an area of effect spell? Also, shackle HER
>>17002Yes, but you had at least one potion taken from you while you were restrained
[2d20 = 15]>>16994>tfw just as strong as youRoll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.
>>16996You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
>>17001it is an aoe, shackles tracy.
>>17004You want to grapple me? While Inferius is still here? Okay
>>17004>is still grappledFug! Have your round..
>>17003Don't you need a skill for that?
>>17005>>17006REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"I should've killed you when I had the chance!"
>>17006Excellent
>>17008TRACY CAGE
I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee
The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
>>17008why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.
>Doctor infernuis therapy session >>17008>don't you need a skill for that?To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
>>17010WUT!?
me let you go and this is how you repay me?
>>17013Don't let her go Inferius! Cast Mark of Justice or Geas on Tracy while you can!
>>17013"Uhhhhhhh..."
"Tracy, SING STOP IN THE NAME LOVE"
>>17015"You faggot, we're trying to help!"